Author has written 15 stories for DC Superheroes, Avengers, Young Avengers, Ultimate Marvel, Hunger Games, Fantastic Four, Marvel, Slender, X-Men, Captain America, Mass Effect, and Supernatural.
Hi, I'm HeroInTraining. Or HIT. Or Hero. Whatever floats your boat. Welcome to the wonderful world of Heroville. If you want to know a little about me (which I assume since you clicked on my profile), here you go. Go crazy. Before you jump in, note one thing: TheWantedWinterSoldier is my little sister. Check her out as she posts some of her great work.
I'm obsessed with any and all superheroes, Marvel and DC. I plan on working at Marvel when I'm an adult. My favorite big series are Batman: R.I.P., Civil War, Batman: Wargames, and Watchmen. My favorite heroes are Dazzler, Deadpool, Nightcrawler, Hawkeye, Nightwing, and Batman. My favorite villains are Venom, Harley Quinn, and Scarecrow, no questions asked. Other popular things with billboards in Heroville are anything by the Harvard Lampoon, Smallville, Danny Phantom, Supernatural, Young Justice, the Flash, Batman Arkham Asylum/City/Knight, Avatar, anything having to do with the MCU, World War Z (book), False Memory, Mass Effect, Streams of Babel/Fire Will Fall, Saga, and BZRK. Those are just the books\movies\video games\TV shows I follow religiously.
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Sirius Black escaped Azkaban...evaded Death Eaters...outwitted Ministry...killed by drapery.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
I'm not cookie racist; I love all cookies.
Beware: I'm here.
Yesterday's tomorrow is today.
Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow.
It's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.
Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or "bad."
We'll be the old women causing trouble in the nursing home.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.
There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.
Don't ask. Just go with it.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
The best guys in life are either gay, taken, or fictional.
Two things are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity . . . not so sure about the universe.
Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Tomorrow.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
Campers: natures way of feeding the mosquitoes.
I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
No matter where you go, you are there.
Life is too complicated in the morning.
Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?
Normal people worry me.
Note to self: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid.
Iron Man: Avengers, Assemble! Ant Man: We're all right here. Iron Man: ...
Hawkeye (being crushed by Abomination): Please... I'm begging you... brush your teeth.
Hawkeye (when Black Panther says he will meet death with dignity): I'll meet mine with kicking and screaming.
Mockingbird: I've come a long way since the days of driving you around. Hawkeye: That was, like, three months ago.
Deadpool: I can say Chimichanga in seven languages.
Deadpool: "Pwangg?" Trees don't go "Pwangg." Llamas don't go "Pwangg." Nothing found in nature goes "Pwangg," which means we're officially hip deep in the smelly stuff.
Deadpool: His name is Dick. That's funny.
Deadpool: Welcome to Loserville. Population: You.
Deadpool (after killing people): OK. People are dead.
Captain America: Is everything a joke to you? Iron Man: Funny things are!
Tony Stark's Receptionist: Warning: a small thermonuclear device is missing, and Deadpool was last seen in the weapons lab.
Thor (about Loki): He's my brother. Black Widow: He killed 80 people in 2 days. Thor: He's adopted...
Stan Lee: Superheroes? In New York? Give me a break!
Sheldon (trying to teach Penny physics after a long, fruitless conversation): To answer that question, we must first ask ourselves, What are physics?
Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.
Superman (talking to Batman): Bruce, do everyone a favor and buy a sense of humor.
Green Arrow: For the last victim, we went to Animal Man, the Metal Men, and Mister Miracle. We found nothing. So this time, we go to the top. The very top. Superman: The killer used a sheep's tongue knot with a Dutch Marine twist. GA: How do you know that? Superman: It's a standard Boy Scout's knot. GA: And in one sentence I can both love and hate the man.
Lois: Are you trying to tell me Connor is the genetic love-child of Clark Kent and Lex Luthor? Clark: You don't have to say it like that.
My friend Quinn: In capitalist America, you don't rob banks, banks rob you.
Star-Lord (dancing and singing randomly): I'm the distraction, turdblossom!
Quicksilver: Keep up, old man! Hawkeye: Nobody would know, nobody. Last I saw him, Ultron was sitting on him. Yeah, he'll be missed. That quick little bastard. I miss him already.