Author has written 3 stories for Teen Titans, Maximum Ride, and Alex Rider.
Country I most relate to(Hetalia, not actual country): CANADA/MATTHEW WILLIAMS
height: Let's just say I'm a bit short for my age...
Hair color: ummm...uh...blue!!
the other 2% of my DNA: feline, black panther
Special Abilities: Ninja Stealth, Ninja Skills, ability to see in the dark
Field of Work: Consulting Time-lord
I live...: SomewhereOverTheRainbow, USA
ABOUT ME: Well, there's not a whole lot to say... um... My favorite colour is Blue, I don't talk much, my favorite song is Imaginary by Evanescence, and I LOVE strawberries.
BTSE update- ITS UNDER CONSTRUCTION. THERE SHOULD BE NEW CHAPTERS SOON THOUGH AND THIS TALE WILL SOON COME TO AN END. CHAPTERS THAT HAVE BEEN REDONE AND POSTED: 2,
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, PeppyGothChick,
If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this to your profile. (Most of my friends are insane. O_O and as am I)
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Austraillian, Southern accent or Elvis impression copy and paste this to your profile.
Type your name with your elbow: PeelloppyhGkloltgChgyikcvk (that could use some work)
Type your name with your nose: PeoppyGotgnhCfhiiucfkk
Type your name without looking: PrppuHotjCHick (um...)
Type your name with your left foot: P:reopopghyvbGoigtfhvChjooicvlkj (umm, ok)
If you are guilty of checking your back for wings Copy and Paste this to your profile.
If you are guilty of trying to levatate things with your mind (like Raven) Copy and Paste this to your profile.
Sorry i havent updated in a while, i have writer's block and i feel pink sick now that Valentine's day is coming up. I don't like pink. It's everywhere!!!!
Random stuff to make me feel better:
"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve ending. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy, Maximum Ride (I love Iggy. :D)
This is my wallpaper on my phone:
"9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6000000000 people, and i'm single"
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
He's for me,
not for you.
If by chance,
You take my place,
I'll take my fist and
smash your face" (I love this poem)
Why isn't the sky purple? Or pink? Wait, no! NOT pink! I despise pink... I now understand why the sky is blue. (This is a stupid thought i thought of)
"Boy: I want to be a super hero. Guess my name.
Girl: Ironman? Superman?
Boy: No, Your Man" (Yeah, it's stupid, but cute)
"Boy: I love you.
Girl: Yeah, prove it. Shout it out to the world!
Boy: *whispers* I love you
Girl: Why'd you whisper it?
Boy: 'Cause your my world" (It's another stupid/cute Boy/Girl thing. I like 'em though)
I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!
I'm a dinosaur, so, like, rawr and stuff.
God made men first, then he had a better idea!
Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."-Adam Savage
I'm cute...now give me my cookies.
Boys in books are just...Better! (Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true)
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. (It's true! TRust me!)
You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (My space is right here, next to your space!)
90% of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10% that rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile.
97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If youre one of the 3% that would sit there eating popcorn screaming 'DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY DIMWIT!' then copy and paste this to your profile.
92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room to forget what you were doing, walk away and then remember copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you should be doing your homework right now, instead of being on fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I found this on my friend XxNeonShadowsxX's profile:
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
You Know You Live In 2012 When...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/FaceBook.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did (I so did!)
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO! PLUTO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile
Weird is good, strange, it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile... or not, if you've run out of space.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
END(Thanks! u know who u are!)
Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help, Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this and don’t pass it on. I pray for your forgiveness. Because you would have to be. One heartless person. To not be effected. By this Poem. And because you are effected. Do something about it! So all i ask you to do.Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
.••) .•) .•.•) .•) (.• (.•(Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer (my uncle and a little boy who never made it to the 4th grade)
“(After discovering that Fang can become invisible)
Robin: You're overwhelmed, Freeze was underwhelmed; Why isn't anyone ever just whelmed? (they enter the Hall of Justice, seeing giant gold statues of the League) Oh. Maybe that's why. -Young Justice, Episode 1
Raven: [after she and Starfire have switched bodies] Starfire! You have to calm down. My powers are driven by emotion. The more you feel, the more energy you unleash.
Raven: [to BeastBoy] I respect that you don't eat meat... please respect that I don't eat fake meat. -Teen Titans
Kid Flash:(to Kyd Wykkyd) Someone should put a bell on you -Teen Titans
"Merlin: (suprised) You're dressed.
Danny Phantom: I've said this once, and I'll say it again. You really are one seriously crazed up fruit loop. -Danny Phantom (HAHAHAHA! Oh, There's this guy in my class that looks exactly like Vlad and he creeps me out a little)
Bobs: Say goodbye, Tammy!
Kid Flash: So, I'm ninja boyfriend, huh?
"Evil beware, we have waffles." -Raven (Teen Titans)
Robin: Or not
"If like is the opposite of dislike, is aster the opposite of disaster?" -Robin (YJ)(Robin logic!!!)
Darrius Sayle: It reminds me of myself.
[Alex dings a Xylophone]
Alex Rider: I get gadgets? -AR (Im obsessed with Alex Rider because i had nothing else to read, so i'm rereading the last book)(O.o Im half expecting Alex to blow up half the building)
Jack Starbright: I met the most amazing guy down at the fish market today. [Alex, who's heard this MANY times before, sighs and rolls his eyes]
Alex: I didn't set fire to the building.
Ash: No, but you did pull it into the river.
Alex: That put the fire out! -AR(u gatta love Alex's humor)
Mrs Jones: "The platform underneath the balloon fell on her as she was trying to escape," she explained. "She was crushed."
Alex: "I'd have been disappointed too." -AR (HA HA HA! see? this is why i love Alex.)
Alex: "Listen. This is going to sound really bigheaded and you know I'd never normally tell you what to do. But the thing is, I have sort of been here before-"
Sabina: "What? Locked up by a maniac who wants to destroy the world?"
Alex: "Well, yes. Acutally I have." -AR (Wow, Alex. That's just really sad. If i was Sabina i would have said "Alex, thats just really really sad.")(one more thing, exactly how many times has that happened? 'cause i lost track)
"I'm sorry you were bullied at school," he (Alex) said. "But lots of kids get bullied and they dont turn into nutcases." -Stormbreaker (HAHA! Take THAT Sayle!)
(Gibbs Basement) Franks: "Three fingers for me, probie."
(Abby's lab. She has dog collars)
-Ziva: "I could kill you 18 different ways with a paperclip." -NCIS ( that couldnt be more true. this is why i love and fear her)
Ryou: "Sleep well, guys?"
:Close-up of Tea. Shes struggling to climb up a rope with Bakura and Tristan, up Pegasus's castle tower, because they suspected that he was cheating in his duels.: :Bakura and Tristan in background:
Ryou: "Tristan, your ideas are horrible!"
Yami Bakura: "Present day humans are so fun to terrorize, don't you agree?"
Joey: "What're you doing raiding the fridge?"
Tea Garnder: I've been giving this same friendship speech for years. Hasn't it sunk in yet? (YES! IT HAS!)
[Joey goes to eat a mushroom growing on a tree]
Joey Wheeler: [after beating Dartz] Well guys, let's go home! There's probably some new evil psycho waiting for us back there!
Yugi Moto: [Bakura rides by, followed by Yami Yugi] Look guys, it's the Pharaoh!
Yami Marik: Any last requests?
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose)Kenshin H.Phoenix of Lava 777, SacredStoneFury,mintmelodygirl, xXKoutaValentineXx(Alyssa!), PeppyGothChick,
15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator
1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
23) WHEN the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die"
39 Ways to Annoy People at the Movie Theater
1)Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
2)When the good guy gets killed, shout "good 'ridens"
3)During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
4)Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
5)Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
6)Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
7)Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
8)Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
9)Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
10)Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
11)Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming "it's alive!"
12)Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
13)Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
14)Try to start a wave.
15)Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
16)Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
17)Sing with the theme music.
18)At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
19)Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
20)Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
21)Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
22)Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
23)When someone enters the theater in the mitle of the movie, stand up and yell "WERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEAN, YOU MISSED THE BEST PART!"
24)When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
25)Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
26)Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
27)Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
28)Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
29)Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
30)Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
31)Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
32)During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
33)Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
34)Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
35)Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
36)Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
37)Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
38)Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
39)Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
Proof That The Human Race Is Doomed Through Stupidity...
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But why?!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (So, you can open it without paying for it?)
On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (You do that how again?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (Well it does say suggestion, so i don't have to)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (A bit too late there...)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (OMZ! I soo did not know that)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (But, its so much faster that way)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (Aww. Bummer)
On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (Really? Are you sure, cause i... dont... feel sleepy *yawn* nvr mind)
On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (and where else would i use them?)
On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (And that other use would be... now I'm curious)
On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (NO WAY?I DID NOT KNOW THAT!!)
On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Finally! I've been trying to figure out these things for hours now)
On a Coke bottle: Shake well before use (Ok! *shakes bottle then opens it to have it blow up the face* Gee, thanks)
99% of teen girls would absolutly FREAK if Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson, and Justin Bieber got kidnapped. Copy and paste this in your profile if you're one of the sane 1% who would be happily poking their captives with a spork, while threatening to save the teen girl population. (You know what that means lol) (I would so do that! Well, figuratively speaking,ofcoarse...)
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