Jaylen
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Joined 01-29-03, id: 334968
Author has written 5 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Lord of the Rings.
Yay! Let's all learn a little bit about Jaylen:

Name: Jaylen...duh! I really wish I had a cool pen name like all the other people. See, when I signed up for fanfiction.net, I didn't know that you could use a name that wasn't your real name so I used mine and then I saw all these other people with cool names and I was like "I want one!" but by then I had already posted a story and I didn't feel like taking it down to get another name.

Age: Lets just say I'm a teenager...WOOHOO! I LOVE being a teenager!

Ten Things that I Hope to Accomplish Before I Die:

1. Direct a full-length NON-animated film version of The Hobbit starring Michael Jackson as Bilbo.
2. Join the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
3. Find a cure for cancer and make zillions of dollars.
4. KILL Lil' Romeo and his awful tv show.
5. Make out with Spongebob Squarepants.
6. Marry Rico Romero as soon as I turn eighteen and live in the house that I inherit from my grandparents and adopt a whole bunch of kids from other countries (and I'm talking like fifteen or twenty kids. I LOVE kids).
7. Play professional poker and tour the world showing off my skill.
8. Hitchhike from Maine to Florida.
9. Go into outer space and meet a martian creature.
10. Read another Redwall fanfiction with a scene in which mice have sex.
Okay, actually, only one of these is true. See if you can guess what it is. The answer is at the bottom, and I can guarantee you, it's not number ten (that actually happened once. I was reading this cute little story about these two mice falling in love, and then they started to do some STUFF if you know what I mean, and I close the window as quickly as I could. I REALLY didn't need to read that).
Things that I Like: Michael Jackson, opera, strawberries and bananas in fat free whipped cream, BABYSITTING, fanfiction, Orlando Bloom.

Things that I don't like: Paris Hilton (sorry), instrumental jazz, too much junk food, languages I can't understand, lemons between two animals (will be explained later).

Favorite singers/music: MICHAEL JACKSON, SARAH BRIGHTMAN, JOSH GROBAN, JOSE CURA, Madonna, Gwen Stefani, Shania Twain, Matchbox Twenty...yeah, I like pretty much all music. I LOVE opera, but I watch Vh1 and like almost every song I hear on there so yeah...deal with it.

Favorite foods: I am trying hard to be healthy which means I'm telling myself that I DON'T like junk food (and it's working too! I'm on a healthy diet and I'm so excited! I actually do enjoy going on diets. I feel a sense of accomplishment!) but I really like fruit and raw veggies. I don't really like meat very much but I eat it occasionally for the protien (I also can't spell).

Family: Okay, three brothers named Jason, Jacob, and Josh, and a sister named Jennie. I'm the second youngest, Jason is younger than me. I have a mom and a dad, two sisters-in-law (my older brothers are married), two nieces, a nephew, and another one on the way. Oh, and I have a cat but he doesn't really count.

Um...let's see, I really like Orlando Bloom...and Adam Sandler cuz he's funny. But Orlando Bloom is hot. And that was a random thought I had to throw in there.

Favorite Subject: Spanish. I like learning other languages, but ONE AT A TIME...I'm having some trouble learning legrada though (only Gari can sympathize with me).

Favorite Color: PINK!!!!!

Favorite Pastimes: Singing, dancing, playing the piano, watching tv, BABYSITTING, shopping, putting on makeup, hanging out with Gari or Taylor or Soberhumano Chabu, reading fanfiction.

Favorite age of kids to babysit: Hmm...well, babies and toddlers (like, ages zero to two) I absolutely adore, ages three to five I am completely in love with, ages six to eight are complete sweethearts, ages nine and ten are getting a little old to need a babysitter but I still love them, ages eleven to twelve REALLY shouldn't need a babysitter but if they do I will jump at the chance, thirteen and up...I really hope they don't need a babysitter...but I love all ages of children! I babysit waaaaaaay too much too. Especially at church. I take care of the one and a half to two year olds every sunday for three hours straight and I love it!

Okay, um, what else do I like...I like Michael Jackson. I've said that so many times already. I know he's weird looking, but I don't think he's a bad guy, and either way he's an awesome dancer and his music is incredible. My daddy thinks so too, so there! Sarah Brightman is my all time favorite singer. She has an incredible voice and if I could sing like her I would be really cool (I've been taking voice lessons for three years but it's not working). I really liked her in the Phantom of the Opera.

Alrighty, let me tell you about my policies on ff.net: Right now, I'm only reading LotR. Most of what I read is humor. I don't really like to read heavy stuff, but I will every once in a while. I usually don't read romance stories if they have original characters. In fact, the only time I'll read a story with an original character is if it's humor. I'm just sick and tired of Mary-Sues. I do like it if the humor stories I read have actual plots though.

Also, I write all of my stories completely before I post them (for the most part) so if you have a suggestion for my story, don't get offended if I don't take it. It's just because I don't feel like re-writing the whole thing. Right now the only good story I have up is "Overpopulation." The other LotR one that I wrote with Gari really sucks. There do need to be more stories about Gamling though. And more Arwen/Eowyn romance fics. Last time I looked, there were only five. I would write one if I was halfway decent at writing romance, but I'm not.

Okay, that's all I can think of right now. In case you couldn't guess, the answer to the Ten Things that I Hope to Accomplish Before I Die was number 6.

Okay, so bye!

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The Wrong Path by White Wolf1 reviews
After apparently taking a wrong turn in a mysterious forest, something happens to Legolas. Aragorn doesn't know what's wrong or what to do, so he takes the elf to his father in Rivendell, but Elrond has no answers, either.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,887 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
I'll always come back to you by SephirothsGoddess reviews
FINISHED! It all started when Yami played a card, now his life is turned upside down and his past returns...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,996 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002
Wanted: Perfect Husband,Must be a Shaman King by syaoran no hime reviews
As an act of gratitude for the people who took care of her, Anna agrees to find the Shaman King in order to be his wife, just as the legend of the mountains say. The town of Izumo gives her a lot of choices, but will she make the right one? YohAnna, etc.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,637 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
The Songfic Ensemble by ForeverByYourSide reviews
A collection of my best songfics. Currently: Concrete Angel, Points of Authority, Rest in Peace, and more.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,313 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2003 - Published: 2/9/2003
Pharaoh by idontwanttodelete reviews
This is a story about Yami and his life in Egypt. Rating should also say Angst(for Hiro in later chapters)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,977 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/21/2003 - Published: 1/29/2003
The Plan, the Pain, and the Pair by SilverScreamer reviews
Malik does NOT like who his sister is dating... He'd do anything to get them apart... Including bringing in help from a friend. A very reluctant friend. Rated for inappropriate comments and some cussing. Updated Nightly! ^_^()
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,578 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
Freak of Nature Documentary by Infinity3 reviews
Joey is oft refered to as a puppy, and Seto is seldom considered an actual human. How do they portray each other, given freedom of expression-- and a grade to go with it?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,901 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003
The Monarch and the Innocent by Sora Messenger of the Sky reviews
What happens when three year old Yugi accidently goes through the gateway of past and future? Please Read and Review!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,787 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003
Heartless Being by Attara reviews
Love and power are the only things that Aria needs to be happy, but she meets her creator. Then, Yami dies and Aria gives up her throne to the high priest. And even more, Aria's life is a mistake! Can things get any worse? *COMPLETED*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,888 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Complete
A Summer Love by Twinkie-chan reviews
It's a new year at domino high, odd hapenings and parings, Seto/Tea fic, I'm new, and i love to write, no Yaoi! yay!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,004 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 11/16/2002
Aishiteru by Jaid Skywalker reviews
*FINISHED!* Valentine's Day is coming soon in Domino City and romance is in the air! Or it should be...O.O Shadi/Isis, Seto/Serenity, Joey/Mai, Yugi/Tea, Duke/Tara, Tristan/Katya, Ryou/Rei Read and Review!!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,513 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003
Aloha Love by lilagyptian reviews
The group goes to Hawaii for the summer where Bakura falls inlove with a beach girl. But is there more to here than they relly see?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,631 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Complete
Scribbles in the Rain by Kerrie-chan reviews
RyouTeaBakura fic, Tea has a horrible day and is saved by RyouBakura. Ryou tries to get up the courage to tell Tea how he feels, finally deciding to give her something that symbolizes him and Bakura,only after his yami gives him a swift kick of cours
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2003 - R. Bakura, Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
The True Heart of the Dice by R Amythest reviews
TeaRyouji Tea's attracted to Ryouji. Bad. She believes that he's hiding something... the thing is, is it revenge, or love? Or maybe... Both? And what about the danger of the Shadow Games? [Epilogue up... romantic] FINISHED
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,401 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 1/2/2003 - R. Otogi, Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
Soul Exchange by UltraViolet1 reviews
Yugi switches lives with Mokuba Kaiba. It sounds lame, but it's actually REALLY (is that how you spell really? oh well) REALLY REALLY good and it's funny! (I also managed to find a complementary title that's a magic card!)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002
As Beautiful As You by Charlottlette reviews
Seto Kaiba had never had to compete for anything in his entire life until he met Serenity Wheeler. But the boy that was his rival, Tristen, was he really a worthy opponent for Serenity's heart? Read and Find out!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,892 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2003 - Published: 1/14/2003
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Overpopulation reviews
Set after the end of the third book movie. The fellowship is called together one last time to complete another mission for Elrond, but it's not exactly what they expected. Lots of babies and bashing! Disclaimer: I don't own LotR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,643 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Complete
A Story About Gamling and Some Other People Too reviews
Yes, this story contains Gamling, and it's about time. Set after the ring is destroyed and everyone is happy, for the time being. A dwarf and a guy who thinks he's a dwarf must return to save humanity.....kind of. Disclaimer: we don't own LoTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 3/14/2004
Remember Me? reviews
This story is a behind-the-scenes look at Marik from the point of view of a character named Tiera. It's actually kind of interesting. I WILL be updating. Unfortunately, I am not dead.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,404 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 2/9/2003
A Songbird Who Sings reviews
Also called the Great Quest for Yugi's Head. Major everyone-bashing. A little romance. Mostly humor. You could call it action/adventure. I WILL update soon!!!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2003 - Published: 2/11/2003
Secrets reviews
Yugi finds out a secret about Kaiba that changes the way he looks Seto forever. He no longer sees him as the cold-hearted CEO of KaibaCorp, but as something entirely different.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2003
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