Korpsman of Krieg
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Joined 10-18-11, id: 3350871, Profile Updated: 03-26-15
Author has written 2 stories for Brütal Legend, and Warhammer.

Hi guys! I'm Korpsman of Krieg, otherwise known as Scott.

To start with, I'll talk about music! I'm a huge metalhead, and particularly enjoy melodic death metal and power metal, though I first got into metal through thrash and will always have a soft spot for it. I'm also an avid listener of video game/film scores, electronic music (particularly trance music and heavy dubstep), country music and Japanese traditional music.

In terms of my love of literature, the first book I really loved was Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, and as such the Harry Potter books hold a special place in my heart as do the fanfics I read. My favourite characters are Fred and George, because they are delightfully insane and always good for a big belly laugh or two, and Luna, because she's a sweetly odd and whimsical girl who has a unique look on life, and I can identify with her in many ways. I give special mentions to Hermione, Sirius and Harry himself. My favourite pairing is Harry/Luna. I think Harry's very grounded and down to earth personality works well with Luna's free spirit. Back to the topic, I love many other books aside from Harry Potter; mostly Warhammer 40,000 fluff (but we'll hit that subject later) but also a lot - and I mean A LOT - of sci-fi and fantasy.

And here's my most defining interest at the moment - WARHAMMER! I'm greatly into Warhammer 40,000 as my name would suggest (taken from a regiment of the Imperial Guard, oddly enough called the Death Korps of Krieg). I collect over four armies for 40k - Chaos Space Marines (my main love), Imperial Guard, Dark Angels and Chaos Daemons, and I intend to start a few more armies as well (looking into Blood Angels, Orks, Tau and Dark Eldar). I think that the Warhammer 40,000 universe is THE most detailed and excellent science fiction background ever written, not because it's fancy and whimsical like Doctor Who (my favourite television programme actually) or Star Wars, but because it's the opposite - it's bleak, depressing and GRIMDARK. Also, with the way the world is changing, a future where an entire galaxy is plunged into war is sadly likely. I have a large number of books for all the fluff of the 40k universe, but wouldn't trade them for the world (unless Emma Stone offered herself to me naked covered in baby oil). I'm also very interested in Warhammer Fantasy, but I'm incredibly indecisive about the army to start with; I've settled on Beastmen, but uncertain of the other armies I shall field as well.

I'm quite the hardcore gamer as well, owning a PS3, PC, Xbox 360 and Nintendo DS, though the only games I've been playing recently are Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine (surprise surprise) and Warhammer 40,000: Kill Team (SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER) on PS3, and Diablo III on PC (shit's fun and addictive; PM me if you want my Battletag and I'd be glad to play with you; I've got a Paragon 23 Barbarian and a level 52 Witch Doctor).

I don't watch a lot of TV, but when I do, I watch mostly old comedy (my favourite programme of all time is Red Dwarf) though if a programme takes my fancy, I will watch it; which is why I enjoy everything from Doctor Who, and Fraiser, to Torchwood and Beavis & Butthead. I don't pay much attention to current TV though, so don't expect me to be a human encyclopaedia on freaking Jersey Shore, because reality TV and talent shows make me lose faith in humanity.

I'm a total movie buff, and really geek out over (for obvious reasons) the Harry Potter movies, Star Wars, the Blade movies and anything to do with George Romero; AKA the Zombie King. I watch mainly zombie horrors, gross out and stoner comedies (I dare you not to laugh at Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back or Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay). MY favourite movie of all time is Snatch, it's just the perfect marriage of British gangland violence and uproarious comedy; this is closely followed by V for Vendetta, Shaun of the Dead, Van Helsing and the Warriors. I watch a lot more movies as well, but I really cannot remember all of the DVDs I own, so PM me if you're actually interested in a 16-year old's DVD collection.

Some miscellaneous facts about me and my life before the end: I have an autism spectrum disorder called Asperger Syndrome. I am a convert to Islam, though I will never try to change someone's beliefs, because it isn't my business. I play the guitar and have done for the past 4 years, though that interest has waned recently as my desire to play at all has left me. I'm an avid CD, cassette tape and vinyl record collector - my prized possessions are first print LPs of Live After Death by Iron Maiden, Oxygene by Jean Michel Jarre and Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield. And, I idolise Stephen Fry.

Ooh, ooh, ooh! I also have a fanfiction out, about the video game Brutal Legend, which sadly I won't update regularly. I will probably write more when I'm more confident of my ability as a writer (but I do have over 8 chapters saved up, which I WILL eventually upload, I promise) *UPDATE* I have discontinued this fanfic sadly, just lost all inspiration for it, and looking back my writing skills were AWFUL, but I will post those chapters I've finished on request. I'm writing the backstory for my Chaos Space Marine army, and will post the prologue to it very soon - today even. It is completed, but will upload in daily installments, maybe more if I'm in the mood or the feedback is good.

Goodbye, PM me if you wish, and remember: In the grim darkness of the grimdark grimdark, there is only GRIMDARK.

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Harry's Chosen by TowerMage reviews
Days after the escape from Malfoy Manor, Harry finds the woman he's truly meant to be with. We, the readers, are given a special glimpse into the night that would inspire them to hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Christmas Carol by TowerMage reviews
This year at the Lovegood house, there will be an extra plate added to the Christmas Feast. Will this new romance be enough to melt away the freezing effects of the Second War? Deathly Hallows Spoilers in excess. HPLL. Final Chapter Uploaded!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,910 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Love and Regret by SchuylerIrisa reviews
Luna Malfoy, 7th year at Hogwarts, living in the shadow of her family's reputation. She meets Harry, a boy she hopes can be her only friend, and possibly more. He realizes, that differences put aside, he can find a heart for this girl...or will he have a chance? All is right until Luna gets an owl from her mother. Luna/Harry then Luna/Surprise! Rated M for later chapters! crap summ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Luna L., Harry P.
Harry and Luna Against the High Inquisitor by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,253 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Ron W., Lavender B.]
A Slight? Twist by CrimsonSonja reviews
What happens when the Dur-butts leave young Mr. Potter at their door step, not wanting the "evil" in their home, and a cirtain someone finds him? A whole load of changes, yet does everything really changes at all?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,829 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Alucard
Dawn of Hospitality by That guy83 reviews
In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 69,235 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011
Why Did I Ever Leave You by The Schwa and The Umlaut reviews
Harry feels abandoned and alone. Luna saves him right before he takes his own life. What happens when Death Eaters escape from Azkaban to seek revenge on Harry Potter? Rating has gone up for the twisted things I have in mind for upcoming chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
45th Millennium by Thefallenheart reviews
It is the 45th millennium and the Imperium is dead.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,071 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011
Saving Guardsman Ryan by ElysiaDreaming reviews
I was watching the Omaha Beach scene in Saving Private Ryan, and wondered what would happen if you put it in the 41st millennium. This is my answer. :) Rated T for content/language
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Imperial Guard
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3: The Will of a Single Man by WOLFxVSlayer667 reviews
Makarov has ignited World War 3. Only the Task Force 141, Delta Squadron, and Hunter 2-1 can save the world, or will it be too late? Rated M for blood, gore, extreme violence, strong language, and more along the way. Discretion is advised to all readers.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,287 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Cpt. John Price, MacTavish/Soap
Birthday In sanity by Crackers and Cheese reviews
The Doctors have gathered at a hotel for their 1500th birthday and it quickly becomes crazy! This time with more Master! Sequel to Birthday in Vegas.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,299 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Harry Potter and the Vampire Alliance by THESONICVAMPIRE reviews
Harry and Dudley both go to Hogwarts, And Harry makes a strange werewolf friend. Little does he know, they are already sworn enemies... Evil Dumbles, Mentor Snape, Eventually Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,232 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
Doctor Who Silly Stories by cheri1 reviews
A collection of silly stories and vignettes starring our favorite tenth Doctor and his traveling companion, Rose. Also with Jack and Ianto. Mainly T with M rating for some chapters.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 154,654 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 2/28/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
There Is Only Flesh by WhiteRusskie reviews
Harry Potter killed Quirrell or so he thought. Quirrell is Leviathan, God of Hunger, Flesh and Desire. Now he is trapped in the mirror, waiting to be freed. Once Quirrell gets out, there is going to be Hell to pay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Q. Quirrell - Complete
Truth or Dare? by WerrnogWeasley96 reviews
Basically,it's in the title,which isn't very original.George, Fred, Harry, Ron, Ginny and Hermione are all bored at 12 Grimmauld Place when Sirius comes in.They find the perfect game to keep them entertained!T 'cause I'm paranoid. I'm bad at summaries,I hope the story is better!Please read and review!Sorry,I've been a terrible author,but I need more ideas so if anyone has any...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Fred W., George W.
The Pregnancy Chronicles by Greekchic reviews
Ginny Potter thought she had seen it all. Until she found out she was pregnant. Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride to parenthood. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,667 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dancing with Trees by jerrway69 reviews
Seven year old Harry dreams about a girl with Silvery Gray eyes. Through an act of violence Harry ultimately finds the true meaning of family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,945 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
I Don't Even Know Her Name! by Artemis225 reviews
George has known this girl since the beginning, and feels something deep withing him for her. But things are made more difficult when he realizes he doesn't even know her name. Can he follow the clues? And will their blossoming love handle the strain of the Tri-Wizarding Tournament? Spin off to Heir to Apophis.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - George W., OC - Complete
To Us, To Love by TheOtherMaidOfTarth reviews
It had been a mistake to marry her. Yet, as he'd told James and Albus, it hadn't been a mistake having the children. He would never regret that -them-, even though it had made the divorce messier. He still found himself wondering just how he fell for her at Hogwarts… Oh right, the 'monster' in his chest. Canon/epilogue-compliant. Won second place in the Song Competition on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Tale That Time Forgot to Forget by HPkitty reviews
A sad little oneshot about what might've happened if Luna and Harry were better friends. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Here Forever by Silently Watches reviews
Luna is hurting after her time at Malfoy Manor, and Harry is the only one who can comfort her. DH compliant until chapter 25, semicompliant after, no epilogue, HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 112 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Do you know how much I love you? by Perfection At Its Finest reviews
A sort of poem thing between Harry and Luna I don't own HP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Learning to Live by narrazione reviews
Melbecka Harper was raised to fear almost everything. As darkness descends on the wizarding world and claims the life of her good friend, she needs the Weasley twins more than ever to help her find her inner strength. OOTP, Fred/Angelina, George/OC ***STORY 1/2, SEQUEL ON HIATUS*** Can be read alone, just don't get excited about the sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 118,361 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - George W., OC - Complete
Kingdom hearts: Before the after by kingdom hearts guy reviews
this is the first story of my kingdom hearts saga, this story focus on the crossover of Ratchet and clank/brutal legend/Legend of dragoon/ and Legend of zelda twilight princess
Crossover - Brütal Legend & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 67,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Ophelia, Sora - Complete
Cr0wning the Witch! by mar-iguana reviews
'Francis decides to crown the witch. But, not what you think.' Francis; OOC and FLUFF ALERT! No pairings, rated T for fandom-typical violence. [ON HIATUS]
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Francis, Witch - Complete
Coconut by InsertSomethingClever reviews
Prompt. Harry loved his wife, with all her quirks, he really did. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Week In the Life of Merry and Pippin by EternalEarth reviews
It's amazing how much Merry and Pippin can achieve/destroy in one week. Set pre-ring, this is a story of a week in the life of tween Merry and Pippin, and charts the triumphs, games, schemes and all round idiocy of my two favourite Tolkien characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,429 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
To Be Loved by ZeromusTrueSelf
As Harry quickly approaches his death at the Hands of Voldemort, he thinks back to his one true love, a certain blonde haired Ravenclaw…and how he just can't say goodbye, Harry/Luna Poem/Drabble Angst/Romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Learning to Love Good by Lia Kada reviews
After Ginny Weasley cheats on Harry Potter with none other than Neville Longbottom, Harry's heart has been shattered to pieces. He seeks comfort in the arms of his longtime friend, Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,230 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dethfic by T.F. Author reviews
Just something I started working on XD There *is* an OC but I don't know what to do with her yet. I will kill a kitten for every review I don't get. RELEASE THE KITTIES! Rated T Because it's Metalocalypse
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011
Daddy, Get The Crossbow by ZeromusTrueSelf reviews
During a pregnancy that involved hunting Crumple Horned Snorkacks with crossbows, attacking Nargles with baseball bats and throwing javelins at "Non-Believers", Harry and Luna didn't stop to think that the hardest part would be giving their child a name
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 236 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Guardian by Jalos reviews
Four survivors are stranded and fighting for their lives in a deserted, zombie-filled city. When one develops feelings toward another, how far will he go to protect her? How far will she go to protect him? Zoey x Francis, T for blood and language
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,412 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Zoey, Francis - Complete
Dead Space: Playing the Game by EcoSeeker247 reviews
What happens when Isaac somehow gets his hands on the first Dead Space? Out of curiosity, he decides to play it, and soon, the others are joining in on the fun of seeing their game counterparts come to life. Rated T for mild suggestive humor & language.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,435 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Isaac C., Nicole B., C. Mercer, Kendra D. - Complete
Last Embrace by Jalos reviews
My fictionalization of the Last Stand survival level. From Francis's perspective, contains Francis x Zoey. WARNINGS: Character deaths, kinda depressing. T for blood and mild language.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Francis, Zoey - Complete
The grand tour by BardDown reviews
MacTavish shows Price around the base. He is not impressed.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - MacTavish/Soap, Cpt. John Price - Complete
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Malachi's Story: The Prologue reviews
Company Master Malachi of the Imperial Fists campaigning against a Dark Eldar incursion on the desert planet of Siluria, but it's not just xenos he'll face... RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Complete
Brütal Legend II: The Return of Darkness and Evil reviews
Six months after Eddie defeated Emperor Doviculus, a old and powerful enemy begins to rise. Will Ironheade defeat this powerful foe, or will they all be crushed under the power of darkness and evil? DISCONTINUED; BUT WILL POST REMAINING CHAPTERS UPON REQUEST
Brütal Legend - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Eddie R., Lita