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Joined 10-18-11, id: 3351110, Profile Updated: 03-18-14
Author has written 13 stories for Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club, Kingdom Hearts, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Fallen, Lauren Kate, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT,so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK BUT DONT SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


The one up there that says I'm BI?

I definitely am. But my step mom told me that it's just a phase, that I don't truly like women and men, that I need to grow out of it soon and find myself a nice guy.

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Catnip by RukawaGF reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,335 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
A Guitar Can Change A Person by Progota reviews
Maka caught Soul kissing some girl. Now with a change of heart. Maka wants to be someone new and that involves changing her apperance and personality. So why is she a guiatist in an all boys band? And is Soul jealous?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,114 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Dark Heart by Schlitz-Kehle reviews
A sequel to Permanent Prophecy Kid is suffering with himself, alone, in the darkness, afraid to become a monster. Maka doesn't believe he is gone, and sees him in her head, but soon sees glimpses of him out in public. She senses the soul.Is it a kishin?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,538 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
Silence by Just-Me-and-My-Brain reviews
"Silence speaks when words cannot..." But what if you don't like what it has to say? There's a new kid at the DWMA and she's not your typical student. But when questions about her past start to be raised and Lord Death refuses to give answers, Death the Kid starts to wonder if there's more to her than meets the eye- and if her past could pose a risk to everyone in the present...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 100,816 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - [Death The Kid, OC] Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
Poor Haruhi by ramblingrobin reviews
Haruhi is injured and must be cared for. The Host Club will be there for her, but what happens when she is alone with some of the handsome hosts? Story starts out tame and will end up lemon.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,508 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Haruhi F.
Please Help Me! by DisappearingSanity reviews
"Kid, stop humping that pole!" Rated M for reasons people.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
The Uneraseable Sin by Rachel-chan XOXOX reviews
Maka has been raped and she has litterally died inside. She can't speak or show any emotion. Now she's afraid of men and shakes and cries when one touches her. Can Soul ever get back the one he always loved? Can he make her smile agian... SoMa and KiMa. *REDOING*
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Stitches by sweetsheart reviews
The general rule of thumb in Marie's life was 'Don't do anything unnecessarily reckless.' Unfortunately, one night, that rule of thumb got lost in translation; or rather, in a particular set of green eyes. One night leads to a whole lot more. SteinxMarie. First story in the 'Stitches' series.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,293 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Symmetrical Devotion by kyonkichi's kitten reviews
Third in the Symmetrical Saga- comes after Symmetrical Beauty and Symmetrical Love. Maka and Kid are happy together,and Soul and Maka are back to being meister and buki. Follow the couple's story as they prepare for the lives ahead of them. T to be safe!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,470 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Maka A., Death The Kid - Complete
Fun Little Games by Techno Skittles reviews
The SE Cast needs you!. . .to completely humiliate themselves. Stop on by and see what feats they must conquer to satisfy a girl's boredom. You can even make a suggestion or two. . .or several million !
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011
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Is This Love? Or Just Lust?
Marco's been drawn to an old building, and he doesn't know why. Each time he finally begins to get his mind back, he finds himself standing there, doing nothing. So he leaves, and heads home. Jean is a vampire looking to take the boy and make him his own. Eren is a priest looking to save the boy. But he can't. WARNING: Mentions of sex, near rape. RATED M TO BE SAFE. MULTI-CHAPTER.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18 - Eren Y., Jean K., Marco B.
Abuse reviews
Hibiya's abused, both emotionally and physically, and he eventually gives up and runs away from home when his father leaves. The abuse continues though, but this time it's by someone he thought he could trust. RATED M FOR TECHNICAL RAPE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Hibiya, Delic
Hell on Earth reviews
Luce was left with a choice between good and evil, and her choice was to survive them all. What with the fall of Lucifer and her love, Daniel, why would she want to stay with the good Angels? Enter, Lucinda Price, the new Angel of Chaos. NOTE: First chapter is only a little prologue type thing.
Fallen, Lauren Kate - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Lucinda P., Cam B.
Russian Kidnapping reviews
Roppi is kidnapped by Russian's who want to sell him into being a sex slave. Rating will be bumped up later if I decide to add in any yaoi. Character pairing shall be revealed later on! RoppixWHO!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Hachimenroppi/Roppi
Suicidal Love reviews
Hachimenroppi has always been suicidal, but there's a specific reason for that... Shizuo Heiwajima, his very first love since the day he'd come to Ikebukuro. But after confessing his feelings, he's deftly turned down and insulted, thus begins his start of suicidal things. Rated T for language.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Hachimenroppi/Roppi, Shizuo H.
A Witches Help? reviews
Maka is kidnapped, and everyone's worried when suddenly Kid, Black Star, and Soul all get a letter saying to meet someone with the initials E.F. at Death Bucks. What's going to happen? Death The Kid x Maka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,573 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
Kittens! reviews
Axel is lonely and decides to buy a pet... Or two. Rated T for future chapters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Axel, Sora
Something Special reviews
Maka can't wait until the basketball game her and her friends had been planning for a long time. Summary sucks, storys better DISCONTINUED
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Maka A., Justin Law - Complete
Hanging With The Twins for a Week reviews
The newest girl at Ouran manages to tell the twins apart, and in return, she gets to hang out with them all next week! Hikaru x Maka x Kaoru. Rated T for mild swearing. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,960 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Hikaru H., Maka A. - Complete
A New Love? reviews
Patty is serious for once when she decides she wants to take Chrona out for a 'fun day'. Patty x Male!Chrona DISCONTINUED
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Crona, Patricia T./Patti - Complete
Oh Death Help us Now reviews
A oneshot song fic! The song is Blood on The Dance Floor Yo Ho A pirates life for me
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Beautiful Surprises reviews
A one-shot about Chrona and Death the Kid. Rated T for a bit of swearing!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Death The Kid, Crona - Complete
Beautiful Days reviews
Yuriko Heiwajima is having some love troubles, and the least likely person decides to help her out. Will Yuri-onee end up with the guy she loves, or will someone steal him away from her? Rated T for some swearing throughout the story OC x Death The Kid DISCONTINUED
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Complete