IamTheBlaze
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Joined 10-18-11, id: 3351597, Profile Updated: 01-08-13
Author has written 9 stories for Top Gun, Transformers, JAG, Grey's Anatomy, Avengers, and Franklin & Bash.

Hi I'm The Blaze, I change my last name regulary depending on what I'm into my Fav Movies are Top Gun, Batman, Transformers, Hangover, X-men and another endless variety my fav T.V shows are Diagnosis Murder, Greys Anatomy, Private Practice and JAG. Also I am an extremly odd child

I'm pretty much a normal girl, except for the fact I want to be a fighter pilot or a surgeon (not gonna happen but a girl can dream), I am obsessed with Transformers and cannnot leave Fanfiction alone. Despite my obsession with Transfomers I believe that I'm a fangirl just without the screaming. Mainly because if you think about it, a group of fangirls squealing/screaming would probably drive the older Autobots insane although it may be a good weapon against the Decepticons. Also Massive avenger fan... To the poor boy who dates me next. You have unrealistic expectations to live up to.

Age: Ha, I'm sure you'd like to know. As it is I'm in High school (soon to be the middle bit (10-11).

Eye Colour: Blue

Hair: Blonde (and no I’m not that dumb mostly)

Gender: I'm a girl, definitely a girl.

Likes: Pretty much anything, specifically Transformers, Avengers, Hawkeye, Robert Downeyjr, Topgun etc.

Favourite Characters: Hawkeye (Avengers), Jex (OC), Ally (OC), Captain America (Avengers), Thor (Avengers), Bruce (Hulk), Bruce Wayne (Batman), Joker, Optimus Prime (Gen 1), Ironhide, Bumble bee and Jaz (2007 Movie), FLTLT Pete Mitchell (Topgun), Tony Stark (Iron man)

Favourite Pairings: HawkeyexOC, Tony StarkxOC Sister, IronhidexOC, Optimus PrimexOC, SunstreakerxOC, RatchetxIronhide, WillxIronhide, BumblebeexSam, SamxWill, THORKI FOR LIFE! I also ship Hiddlesworth!

Transfan for life!! I am an AVENGER!(Or at least I pretend to be)

Favourite Aircraft: Sopwith Camel

Favourite Movie: its a tie between Transformers, A-Team, Avengers, Iron Man and Top Gun and The Boat that rocked

Favourite Books: Harry Potter, Iron Man 1 and 2 (actually a book), Beka Cooper,

Favourite Authors: JK. ROWLING, ME -Jokes,

Confession: I absolutely love slash, heaps!

Would probably be considered a Transformers fan girl just without the squealing 'cause that would probably get on the Autobots nerves.


TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

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You know you're obsessed with Transformers when:

1. You see an airplane or helicopter flying low and you text all your friends to warn them that the Decepticons are invading.

2. You see a yellow Camaro with black racing stripes, black GMC Topkick, emergency Hummer, or a red and blue semi and automatically go the opposite direction so you won't get caught in the crossfire.

3. You see two orange and green identical cars pass by and you cringe 'cuz you think it's Mudflap and Skids.

4. You see a silver Pontiac and start sniffling.

5. You see a black GMC Topkick and start sobbing.

6. Your friends refuse to give you back your Transformers movies that they borrowed 'cuz they think that you're crazy.

7. You threaten your friend's Twilight movies if she doesn't give you back your Transformers movies.

8. You point out to your mom how all the cars that you've passed look exactly like so-and-so from Transformers then proceed to tell her exactly which side they were on.

9. You refuse to go anywhere near a black and white cop car 'cuz you think it's Barricade.

10. You eye your stereo nervously 'cuz you don't know whether or not it's gonna transform and try to kill you.

11. You give your car the royal treatment for a month on the off chance that it'll turn into a 20-foot-robot and you don't want it to kill you.

12. You spend all your free time at Wal-Mart drooling over the stupid looking Bumblebee toy and wish that you had enough money to buy it.

13. You can't decide whether or not to save up your money for the new Pirates of the Caribbean film or the new Transformers movie when it comes out on DVD.

14. You look up every single Transformers show ever made to see if it has your favorite characters in it then watch it even if it doesn't.

15. You buy the Transformers: Animated TV Series off the internet and wait for it to come in 'cuz it's comin' in from Ireland.

16. You put your Transformers movie poster on the ceiling because there's absolutely NO room for it and it was too expensive to buy in the first place.

17. You refuse to see Transformers: Dark of the Moon because Ironhide dies in it but you still watch that part on the internet anyway then curse whoever wrote the script.

If you like this then post it on your site.

Thanks for reading and let me know what you think of it.

Ways to tell your a Transformer's fan:

1. You cuss at Decepticons in the movie. (i yell out fail when i see megatron and starscream. almost got kicked out for it to.)

2. You laugh every time someone does something funny, even thouh you've seen it a gazzilion times(it never gets old watching sound wave rape the satellite.)

3. You memorize quotes("Fate rarely calls upon us in the moment of our choosing"-Optimus in ROTF Wow I know many more than that)

4. You cuss at annoying people in the movies (leo is testing my patience.)

5. You dream of Transformers(all the time. )

6. You dream of your favorite Autobot being your gaurdian(i would be very happy if that happened to me.)

7. You think of Transformer's 75% of the day(dude if your a real fan its a lot more)

8. You buy journals to write your Transformer's stories in

9. You look at the sky and dream of an Autobot or Decepticon landing in your pool(my brother still wonders why i ran outside towards the pool and then came back inside all sad.)

10. Your friends think you need therapy because of how much you talk about Transformers(no they support me. )

If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...

If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...

If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...

If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...

If you broke your heart when your favorite one died...

...and cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...

...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.


Ways to tell your a Avengers's fan:

1. You cuss at Loki and Fury in the movie. (i yell out fail when i see Loki and Fury. almost got kicked out for it to.)

2. You laugh every time someone does something funny, even though you've seen it a gazzilion times(it never gets old watching Hulk bash Loki.)

3. You memorize quotes("He’s Adopted "-Thor, Wow I know many more than that)

4. You cuss at annoying people in the movies (Loki is testing my patience.)

5. You dream of Avengers (all the time. )

6. You dream of your favorite Avengers being your guardian or Boyfriend (i would be very happy if that happened to me.)

7. You think of Avengers 75% of the day(dude if your a real fan its a lot more)

8. You buy journals to write your Avengers's stories in (Guilty as charged)

9. Your desktop is a moving slideshow of the avengers.

10. Your friends think you need therapy because of how much you talk about Avengers (no they support me. They’re just as bad as I am.)

If you've ever cried when Tony Stark almost died...

If you've ever googled how to be a shield agent...

If you've ever compared a guy to a certain SHIELD agent...

If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...

If you broke your heart when your favorite one died...

...and cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...

...Post this, fellow Avenger, and know that if we can’t save the world we will sure as hell avenge it.

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Going Home by Minty S reviews
Aradia Vadin has lived in the new dimension all her life. Now, the generals have confirmed Tachyon is dead and was killed by a young lombax her age... Ratchet and OC. First fanfic! Constructive Criticism greatly appreciated!
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,979 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Ratchet
Ive been naughty by puppy-on-crack reviews
50 THINGS IM NOT ALLOWED TO DO IN HOGWARTS! should be funny, each chapter is another 50!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
Can he be the one? by Ally Kat in Love reviews
Agent Ally Vega is one of the top spies at SHIELD, however when she starts to develop feelings for the handsome, Tony Stark, will she be able to concentrate on the mission or will she jeopardise everything for the chance to be with him?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,872 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Things that the DA aren't allowed to do by Anime-Rosalie reviews
The remaining members of the DA-Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ginny, Colin, and Dennis-find a list entitled 'Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts'. They attempt to pull off the list, enough said.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,879 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P.
Renegade Superheroism: The Rich Man's Sport by ElwynClark reviews
*Also includes Iron Man/Tony Stark!* One summer when the three of them, Bruce, Britt, and Tony, shared a cabin at camp changed their fates forever.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Green Hornet - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Britt R./The Green Hornet
Uniquely My Life by GracefulWolvesInTheNight reviews
3rd of Life series. My life is not one you would call normal. Not in the least. My brother and I have a record with the CIA, FBI, and any other government agency you can name. Not to mention my relationship with Bee. My life is definitely unique. Bee/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,005 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bumblebee
You Know Your Obsessed With Transformers When: by CaMaRoFaN14 reviews
"You Know you're Obsessed With Transformers When:" The title was enough to make my curiosity flare up full strength. I walked right out of the room and closed the door behind me soundlessly. "if i die after i read this... i have no regrets."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Sideswipe
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Weddings Weirdo's and Wisecracks reviews
The third in the B.O.W series, commonly know as the Bows brothers and Broken hearts series. Join Jex Stark for yet another adventure into the world of criminals, annoying shield agents and the internet. Watch her fight alongside her brother and best friends and she plans the Hen party to outlast all Hen parties and attempts to get the worlds most eligible bachelor down the aisle.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,189 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F.
Dare you to move reviews
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same. It's a hard lesson to learn, especially if your Jared Franklin's sister and your brother is all you have left. Maybe some Jared/Peter slash...
Franklin & Bash - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - J. Franklin, P. Bash
Offences Outrages and Overdue Assessment reviews
Welcome back to the mystical magical sequal to Bows Brothers and Broken hearts. Jex Stark is back and better than ever with her brother and the avengers. Join her as she narrates her life and ask the tough questions. IE. Why am I AWAKE? and yes my summaries do suck,
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 30,420 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Bows Brothers and Broken Hearts reviews
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same. It's a hard lesson to learn, especially if your Tony Starks sister and your brother is all you have left. Bonus Chapter, A very Avengers Christmas.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,842 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Rules for living with the avengers reviews
Unsurprisingly Jessica 'Jex' Stark is in trouble again. Only this time she got caught. So as punishment Fury's sitting her down and forcing her to write out a set of rules about the things she's NOT allowed to do, as if that'll work. Character from Bows Brothers and Broken Hearts.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,437 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Lennox's daughter reviews
Jessica Lee Lennox is Major Lennox's daughter who lives with him after his wife left him. She has recently been kicked off base by Galloways replacement a fact that no-one's happy about Jazz is her guardian. Rated T for mild cybertronian cussing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - W. Lennox, Jazz
Dare to move reviews
Alex's little sister gets dragged to hospital when aaron tries to kill amber. How does she deal and which doctor comes out of his comfort zone to help her. Only called coffeee is good because she drinks it once.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2012
T for trouble reviews
A re-do of the Ep where Mac's wedding dinner practise, harm goes missing and Mac's wedding. Except Harm has a 14 year old sister who is mad at Mac for not dating harm and is being looked over by Gunny. So naturally Chaos ensures, t cause I'm a Teen
JAG - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - H. Rabb, V. Galindez
Mavericks baby girl reviews
Okay a continuation from leosnakes electric It tells how Mav and his baby sister are forced to live with Iceman and the disasters, solutions, fights, girls and fun that ensures basicaly a lovey dovey family novel with a bit of kick ass thrown in 3
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete