Lalala Listerine
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Joined 10-19-11, id: 3352602, Profile Updated: 03-04-12
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Scarlett.

We created Katcup and Dramione. We invented incest and human/animal fluff. We went where no other author has ever been before, for fear of being molested by canon fans. We did the impossible and wrote the improbable and imagined the unimaginable and loved the illogical. We are the fanfiction authors.

Hey guys! I'm Lia. It's a pleasure.

Things you should know about me-

1) Us

2) I have been on this planet for fifteen years, as of November 15th 2011..

4) I love reading more that I love writing, and I always review. Always.

5) I'm kinda new, so for the moment my profile is pretty short. whatever.

6) Music is my life.

7) I am a walking/talking cliche.

9) Love me and I will give you Redvines. Maybe.

17) In that list, I skipped ten numbers.

23) You just counted how many numbers I skipped. Smart


Things That Amuse My Small Brain

Rubber balls

The colors that are inside of a bubble

The noise an empty beer bottle makes when you blow in it

Knowing things that other people don't. Speaking of... Wait. I can't tell you.

Raspberry Sherbert

Winning a game of Scramble With Friends

Finding my soul twin on the internet

Eating food.

Eating more food.


I speak English, a little French, Sarcasm, and Sexual Innuendos.

Peace and pumpkin pie.

~This profile is under construction~

Let the Time for Parting be Sweet: SYOT by The Impossible Girl on Fire reviews
The Hunger Games is tastier than ever. In an arena where nothing is as it seems, can your tribute be the one to make it through? *SYOT, six spots left.*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014
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Kian reviews
Scarlett gets ready for a trip back to her dad's. One-shot.
Scarlett - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2012
Yet to Be Titled reviews
AU, young teen Nikole Greyson was expecting to have a very typical high school career, until, of course, a few very untypical things begin to happen. All starting with Brian Silvey. T for mild language, a bit of gore, and some kissy-face.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012
The Rising reviews
Takes place several generations after the Harry, Ron, and Hermione, in a post-modern steam puck world, where a new villain is on the scene. A group of teenagers must fulfill a prophecy, or the world they know will cease to exist. The first in a series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011