Author has written 6 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Naruto.
.:.FAVE QUOTES FROM MY OWN STUFF (Or is that too pompous? Eh, whatever).:.
Riku: Hey, Sora, wanna go beat the crap out of each other?
Sora: SURE! .
Kairi: You like yourself don't you, Riku?
Riku: Who wouldn't?
Kairi: I smell something fishy...
Sora: Well, duh, Kairi. We only live on an ISLAND.
Haku: Now, I finally have enough money to live my dream... as a woman!
Zabuza: Ho. ly. Shit.
"MAKE A CHANGE!"
Itachi: I bought about thirty-five thousand acres, and uh, for, you know, sixty cents an acre, and in about twelve minutes, And my baby brother is still not as RICH as me.
Sasuke: ... Nyuh... (Eye twitches) ...EYYAAAAAAGHHH! (Chases Itachi with a bass guitar)
"SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED! COMES WITH 7-PAGE PAMPHLET!"
Sakura: Mmm hmm. (nods)
"SAKURA NODS KNOWINGLY!"
Sasuke: (grumbles) I hate snow.
Naruto: Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! ... (etc.)
Kakashi: Calm down, my little X-mas goose! Come under the mistletoe and give me a smooch.
Naruto: (stops, stares at Kakashi) …………………… Snow! Snow!
Kakashi: (sniff sniff) What's that smell?
Sakura: It's your butt roasting over an open fire.
Kakashi: Oh. Watch the show, I've got a goose to cook. Ow, ow, ow!
(He runs off, his ass ablaze… leaving the kids with their enemies.) (Silence)
Itachi: Y'know, X-mas just wouldn't be X-mas without Sasuke doing the Dance of the Candy Canes for us.
Itachi: Come on Sasuke, it's Auntie Mei's favorite.
Itachi: Well, how about Jingle Bells?
Sasuke: No way in hell.
Itachi: THAT'S IT, FLUFFY! IF YOU DO NOT STOP CHEWING ON MY LEG THIS INSTANT, I'M GONNA PUNT YOU LIKE A FURRY FOOTBALL INTO LORD KNOWS WHAT TIME ZONE!
Fluffy: (chews on Sasuke's leg instead) Grr...
Itachi: Well... at least he obeyed me. For once.
Sasuke: I hate you.
Zabuza: I'm 21.
Haku: (cough) 28. (Zabuza glares) ...What?
Sakura: As I was saying, I've had enough. Sasuke, I am sorry, but Ino can have you for I care. As for me, I am going to go and call Rock Lee! skips off
Sasuke: But... But... But...
Kakashi: Ah, spring. The time of year when a young man's fancy turns to love.
Sasuke: Shut up.
Haku: (Burp) ... (burp.)
Zabuza: okay kid, this is getting out of hand… stop it.
Haku: (Burp) Wait, wait there’s a long one coming up… (long burp)
Zabuza: Oh dead god.
Haku: (Burp) … hotdog! Herr… when’s the last time I had a fucking hot dog… oooh, vintage...
Zabuza: Awww, that's f#cking disgusting!
Haku: Admit it, I am the woman of your dreams.
Haku: I think I'll go do that with the things and the pil-poping-popity-popity-popity-pop pop pop!
Zabuza: yeah, okay.. see, now I remember why I stopped letting you go out in public the first time…
Haku: …pop pop pop pop pop poppity poppoppoppopoppop…
Zabuza:…BECAUSE YOU'RE FCKING INSANE!
//\//\//\//\//~~MIST NINJAS~COAST TO COAST~~\//\//\//\//\
Zabuza: Kisame is dead! Murdered! (more crashing, mayhem) Haku, serve the first course!
Haku: Aye-aye, Cap'n. Pudding, comin' up.
Haku: Walt Disney is deaaaaad.
Zabuza: I know! Goddamnit, how many times do I have to tell you that? Hey, wood! We should build something...
(SEVEN HOURS LATER: Two boards are nailed together in an upside-down "v" shape. An extension cord is taped to one board.)
Haku: Wow. What's it do?
Zabuza: It's symbolic, Haku. Things don't always have to do things. Now, help me plug it into the wall.
Zabuza: Let me just break your arms.~~~~
Zabuza: Come over here... I'm gonna bite your head off.
Zabuza: Haku! Release the Taco!
Haku: Okee. (pushes button; growling noise from basement)
Gaara: Haku? Do you eat your young?
Haku: (surprised) Uh, um...
Zabuza: Haku eats anything, young, old, and then some!
- 30 pounds of cute in a 5-pound bag -
Top 6 Things overheard at Chez Big on Friday night that may or may not be dirty:
1. You're right -- you do smell like pot a little bit.
2. Monkey just bit me!
3. You remind me nothing of Paris Hilton.
4. I didn't realize I was in the line of fire.
5. These are small but functional.
6. Are you laughing at my pumpkins?
~Stuff to Do Because You Must~
Don't talk to anyone today - sing to them! Sing everything that comes out of your mouth.
Paint yourself up like a clown. It's funny!
Go to your local video store with a strong magnet and wave it around. Demand to get free movies.
Spend countless hours in your room drawing up characters for a manga that will never exist.(Yeah, I've been depressed lately.)