a bunch of one-shots that exsist for no other reason then just cause! From now on, all of the authoress's one shots will be going in here. Enjoy! Rated M just in case I decide to stick hot and steamy citrusy goodness in with the mix!

A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.

A collection of humorous drabbles and oneshots featuring our favorite ninja and his pinkhaired medic. [rating varies from K to M.]

Rukia gives 99 reasons why a relationship between them would never work. Ichigo has an answer for every one.

She watched him and wondered what it was like; waiting in the dark, feeling his way around all of life's obstacles. ItaSaku. Smut. Non-Mass.

"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.

When Sakura first met The One, it was a scene taken straight out of a horror movie. AU.

Kakashi proves a point. Sasuke watches, flabbergasted. Rated for themes. This idea came to me, and I hope it is as funny as I thought it to be...I mean, I did write this in the wee hours of the morning...So, I hope you enjoy! Please R&R, that would mean the world to me. Criticism accepted! I hope no character is OOC, but oh well. Enjoy! Now edited and better!

Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.

They met in a flurry of limbs, curses, and spilled coffee. She offered to replace his drink, and he couldn't help but feel like everything was a bit backwards. modern AU, DeiSaku

Many a teen's nightmare has come from those three simple words: you have mail. A story told by IMs, texts, and all those other stuff those darn teenagers use these days. Rin/Len, Kaito/Miku, Luka/Gakupo.

Soul notices Maka has an obsession with wearing other people's shirts

When Miku gets school idol Luka's number, she thought her troubles were over. However, calling someone is more troublesome than it seems, especially when the Luka she called isn't the Luka she knows. Luka/Miku

To have her wish successfully granted, Sakura have a mission to do. Sending herself back in time seems horrific enough, but it couldn't be any worse when she's stuck in the desert, along with a redhead who should have been dead.

UNFINISHED Hayley Williams wakes up to find that Josh Farro has released his exit statement online. How does she deal with it, and what relationships will begin and end because of it?

In which Maka and Kid have been spending a lot of time together and Soul is not very happy.

In a world where Kakashi had dimples and Sakura gave eye-crinkled smiles.. An A/U one-shot. Canon of episode 101. Rated M for a reason.

Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.

A collection of short Vocaloid stories based on stories from the website MyLifeIsAverage. Feel free to suggest a story or pairing! Rated T for conclusions I'm sure you're all jumping to.

Ichigo figures the best way to apologize to his girlfriend is through her Facebook wall. And it all degenerates from there.

When Ichigo confesses to preferring short black hair, big eyes, petite and modest-sized chests, Renji is horrified that his friend has fallen for Ulquiorra, Keigo concludes he likes Mizuiro, and Ishida wonders why Ichigo would consider him petite.

Sakura awoke Sunday morning to the sound of birds chirping outside her window. —kakasaku

Who knew he would have the most unexpected habit? KakaSaku

Because love and Uchihas do not peacefully mix. /Drabble/ \ItaSaku\

I heard that it was Luka's birthday soon, and that vocaloidotaku decided the theme was 'Fairy Tales.' So I mashed together Vocaloid with The Little Mermaid. Gakupo is a merman with a song. Luka is the princess he falls in love with.

I never tell her I love her. NarutoXSakura.

AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.

He was an Uchiha, dang it. Just because he didn't pass his Chunin Exams before leaving the village DID NOT MAKE HIM A GENIN AT AGE TWENTY-FOUR WHEN HE FINALLY RETURNED TO SAID VILLAGE. GOD. — Sequel to "Letters to Sasuke." [Crack!fic.]

Ino tells Sakura she doesn't know how to flirt and have fun. Sakura sets out to prove her wrong, and Shikamaru ends up her unsuspecting victim.

"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. [Crack!fic.]

When you fall for someone, it happens in the most unexpected ways. Sometimes you run smack into the person you eventually come to love. Sometimes you call them a rude name because they tripped you. Sometimes you're introduced by a friend. And sometimes, if your name is Sabaku no Gaara, you fall for a girl by attempting to crush the life from her body.

A conversation over dinner, about changes, non-changes, and peace. A Christmas fic. SAIxSAKU

Luka thought she was strong enough, that she wouldn't need to rely on anybody for help... Gakupo knows better. A story of fear, pain, love, and forgiveness. Rated M for mature themes. Various pairings, Complete!

Sakura goes for a ride in Hidan's car. The cops show up and hilarity ensues.

"I'll get you my lovely blossom! And your little dog too." "But Akamaru's not even my dog!" /MultiSakura\ Oneshot for Vesper chan's contest, October Spirit

After an unprecedented turn of events, the Fifth Hokage has officially assigned Sakura Haruno the responsibility to make Sai recover what he had lost; his emotions. With a time limit of a month, will Sakura succeed in this mission?

"I think I love you." "Put the Oreo's down, Sasuke. Just put them down."

Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

They were friends since diapers. She has a rough family life, He has no one but his friends. She loves him, He's dating Konan. She decides to end her pain, He just so happens to get to her before it happens. Can He save Her? Will She let Him?AU SakuxPein

Paramore fanfiction! Another short story from Josh Farro's point of view. After him and Hayley Williams break things off the tension between the two get's bad threatening to break up the band.

Sorry I haven't decided on a name for this one yet. It's basically about the band Paramore. Yes, it's another story about Josh and Hayley, sorry but i'm so intrigued by their weird relationship, but it includes the other guys as well. Enjoy!

Sakura's lonesome, Hinata's sexy, what happens when you put them together? Find out. LEMON, rated M for a reason, YURI, GirlXGirl, dun like it, dun read!

you can't say you never imagined it would happen... but whatever. Heavily implied... no strongly suggested... well, indirectly anyway... Maka/Stein. Mostly rated for language. Mostly just hinted at so don't get too excited... sorry.

She was a startling burst of color in an otherwise grey world.

"Are you alright?" he asked softly, brushing the bandage on Mom's face. She didn't meet his eyes, and I suppressed a shiver. We all three left the hospital with a seemingly-calm exterior, but when we returned home, my father was yelling and beating again. [AU.]

FredHermioneGeorge - WINNER OF THE JULY 2009 TWIN EXCHANGE CHALLENGE! - Full Title - The Poorly Laid Plans of Fred, George, and Hermione and the Abduction of Betty the Boa Constrictor. FredHermioneGeorge. Gift for Sweetheart in the corner.

They spent many nights together when their boys went on the male only missions, becoming close friends they become more. Sakura and Hinata

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

When she saw the e-mail was from Ino, she should have deleted it. But, of course, being the curious little person she was, Sakura had opened it. She couldn't help it; she just had to know. [AU. Crack!fic.]

Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.

Various Pairings. “It is to the credit of human nature that, except where its selfishness is brought into play, it loves more readily than it hates.” A collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes. Crack pairings with an occasional touch of normalcy.

Some dream of beautiful, flawless jewels and usually someday is given an expensive token of appreciation from their beloved. But one little pink haired trickster steals said jewels from those unaware... Beware she who is blessed by the Trickster god.

Sai & Sakura. He went home and painted fifteen pictures of tigers and dogs and Sakura.

Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.

This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.

Hermione, an employee at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, finds herself in a most pleasant position. Fred/Hermione/George smut! Rated M.

Hermione seeks revenge against the Weasley boys, but the plan backfires.

Hermione should have known better than to tell Fred and George Weasley about the Muggle tradition of birthday spankings. Her lovers have their own idea of how this should work. Fred/Hermione/George, Fred/Hermione, George/Hermione

Hermione helps Fred and George celebrate a Quidditch victory.

Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.

Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.

The genjutsu genius of Konoha, Kurenai Yuuhi, writes a letter to someone who does not yet exist.

Crackfic. Upon gazing into that Plexiglas box and peering at the rows of stuffed animals, Gaara swore that one of them would be his. No matter what the cost. Oneshot.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Sakura and Kiba have a private moment. Nod nod wink wink.

[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]

[Challenge fic for Elli Cole] In order for cherry blossoms to flourish, you have to feed them water. He necessarily couldn’t give her pure water but his tainted sustenance was good enough to give her what she utmost needed. Oneshot. [SuigetsuxSakura]

Deidara learns that you shouldn't sign a contract before reading all the fine print. Apparently no one ever taught him to look underneath the underneath. Slightly AU due to chps 359 & 360.

A short ramble by Sakura, in which she tells it like it is.

I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?

“All my life is white. Paint me. Add me colour.” SAKURA. SAI. The insufficient struggle against the monotony of waiting.

[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.

When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.

Gaara has a new experience with Sakura. Extra silly, rated T as in teehee, because ... yeah.

Gai has finally found the ONE THING Kakashi cannot use his Sharingan to copy.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Rukia asks Ichigo to explain the concept of card games to her. Two words: Strip poker.