Poll: In the new story I have baking which Bosses should Naruto meet first? It will be before the genin test, It's called Naruto:the portal of power Vote Now!
Author has written 10 stories for Ben 10, Naruto, and Legacy of Kain.
Kids wanna come into our yomi? then let them, what comes out, are battle-hardened-warriors, what doesn't? well... go back to your Nicktoon cartoons, and leave the rest of us adults alone. now enough with the random stuff, I am here to say, if you like ANY of my ideas, run with them, I don't care if you mention me at all, go with your stories, do what you want and IF I had a say in inspiring u? I am truly grateful.. You have my blessing... we take up where the writer fails.
Some quotes to live by:
"One law over all...YOU KEEP WHAT YOU KILL!"
"That which does not kill you, only makes you stranger"
"shadow is not always about darkness.. After all, shadow cannot exist without the light to throw it"
"NO POWER is either evil or good, it simply IS, what you DO with it determines what it is"
"It's easier to ask for forgiveness, then beg for permission."
I get it, for all those authors that are out there that LOST their MUSE... I truly do, Naruto in shippuden turned to ABSOLUTE GARBAGE... it was crap we wasted time reading, and worse crap we wasted time thinking about. Bleach -- THE SAME THING... It went on TOO LONG, one guy is NOT THAT TOUGH TO KILL.. Just FINISH IT!!! The authors FAILED US!!! But... Isn't that why we're here?... I mean I started following this website because the authors here seemed to pick up where the original FAILED, isn't THAT why we're all here? If everyone starts writing, then maybe it'll be liked, picked up by hundreds if not THOUSANDS.. I mean the original authors kinda gave us all the big middle finger, then lets RETURN THE FAVOR!!!!
JUST because naruto gets "new powers".. does NOT mean sasuke and everyone else does.. THERE IS BENEFITS to being "the chosen of destiny".. THEY ARE ALL NORMAL RUN OF THE MILL, "kill them by the thousands" NINJA.. Their "great power" is to say they KNEW the chosen when he grew up!!
IF doing a bleach Naruto cross, ONLY make Naruto a shinigami and introduce NO OTHERS from the bleach world... Not only does this clutter up the naruto world with people IT DOESN'T need, but also gives those in power, yet ANOTHER way to exploit powers they're OBVIOUSLY not READY for... Plus naruto is KINDA the ONLY one in the world with a PART of the DEATH GOD sealed in him, it kinda makes sense he'd be able to use those powers. (not to mention that "kido" means "demon way" or "demon art")
IF doing a prototype Naurto cross, ONLY Naruto gets the blacklight, him giving it to people is how EPIDEMICS start! NOT ONLY THAT BUT how in the HELL are people SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE WITHOUT THE REGEN FACTOR NARUTO HAS?... DUH GROW A BRAIN!
IF doing a vampire Naruto cross, ONLY Naruto gets to be a vamp, think about it, not only Uzumaki but ALSO Kyuubi keeps him from dying, not only that but if vampireism can SPREAD?.. With the power-hungry people in that world? we have "the STRAIN"... as in the world is dead!!
USE SOME COMMON SENSE!!
Stay your blade from innocents
See but be unseen
Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
Favorite anime: Well I own more then most stores... I import a lot... So any anime you have heard of I probably own and have watched, mainly fighting/adventure anime.. but for the most part?.. Guyver the Bio-Boosted Armor.
Sex: Does it really matter here?
Age: Does it really matter here?
Likes: Making stuff up when the canon writers fail, reading other author's stories and Watching tv & movies & playing a lot of adventure or RPGs, wolves.
Dislikes: A few things, mainly twilight, a single series butchered 1000s of years of vampire tales.
Hobbies: Quite a few.
Favorite Video Games: The Prototype series, the Infamous series, the Overlord series, God of War (all of them), Skylanders giants, the Darksiders series, the Witcher series, the Darkness series, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 1 & 2 plus SW: the Force Unleashed 1 & 2, Guild Wars 2, The Assassin's Creed Series, most of the Castlevania series.
Acceptable pairings for Naruto:
SasukexIno (just because he seems to have a THING for blondes)
JiraiyaxTsunade (honestly it's a flash forward of NaruxSaku.. You'd think they'd realize this at some pt. But he dies and she slips into a coma.. (DUMBASSES)
KuerenixShikamaru (honors his sensei by raising his family -- for kami's sake he acts old enough)
AnkoxKiba (weird pairing but I think it makes A LOT OF LAUGHS)
InoxKiba (somehow this seems fitting, she's bossy, so is his mother and his sister, so he's kinda used to her type of personality)
Thoughts on the NarutoxSakuraxHinata love triangle.
You can't revive a clan with one girl... That's pretty much impossible, unless that's ALL you do, he has two clans to revive... DO THE MATH.. at even two girls it's kinda impossible. Since at least one is FROM a shinobi clan she would have known this stuff since BIRTH.. Now if said clan head of two clans and the last of his kind becomes hokage and hero of all of the nations, DUH THERE IS NO PROBLEMS WITH THE TRIANGLE!!.. Plus for all your prudes? Look at the AVERAGE life expectancy for a shinobi and factor in the WHOLE WORLD is gunning for your head! THINK ABOUT THIS CAREFULLY, those of you that don't agree, he would have to spend ALL OF HIS TIME in bed! FOR one girl to be enough, Not only that but she'd be more spent then a 2 dollar hooker! Hooking him up with ONE girl, IS CRUEL on the girl! He's got the stamina of a GOD... At first that sounds fun... but after the "naughty parts" get torn and bleeding... things go south. It's not about giving him a heram.. it's about LOGISTICS! It makes NO SENSE whatsoever to only have one girl (remember he can be in multiple places at ONCE). I'm not sure why the canon author went this route when it's SO OBVIOUS. It would be like holding down a caffeinated flea on a sugar rush with a cocaine high!(can anyone say "the flash?")
I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND how the hokage is bullied by councils.. IT"S NOT AMERICA DUMBASSES they Don't NEED A MAJORITY VOTE!! It is the DICTATORSHIP, he SAYS JUMP AND YOU JUMP!!.. There is no "proof" necessary. after all whom are you proving it too?... There is no TRIAL, no judge, no jury.. It's JUST EXECUTION!!.. Why prove shit?... If anything you need to "prove" it to the hokage.. if he's already in the know?.. Then just kill the fucktard. One of the beauties to NOT BEING A CIVILIAN VILLAGE... If Tsunade get's angry? LET HER KILL THE ENTIRE CIVILIAN COUNCIL.. Who would speak of it? The clan heads? SWORN to secrecy... The ANBU? (they barely talk)... who and or what would matter?.. She turns them into SPLATTERS on the floor? SO WHAT? Nobody can do ANYTHING so, big deal.
Also why in the world would you tell an entire village that Naruto is the new Jinchuriki? That makes NO SENSE.. it was never told about kushina..So for him it makes COMPLETELY NO SENSE, he was already targeted (someone is gunning for the bijju.. which AGAIN MAKES NO SENSE AS IF YOU PUT KARUMA IN AS ANYTHING BUT THE LAST IT WOULD BLOW UP!!) (canon)... So going after Naruto as a baby, makes no sense, and going after him later (the Tsunade arc) makes NO SENSE... They are kinda both pointless... You can't DO ANYTHING, you never achieve ANYTHING, your not telling them something they don't already know.. SO???? The point is?(the kyuubi has to be sealed LAST!!! FOR CLARIFICATION).. somehow this keeps being 'missed' in their brain-pan.. Not only is it BEYOND stupid.. It makes me wonder if they all are from the leaf, it's seems to be the most BRAIN-DEAD village. And yes it IS brain-dead... It has a GIGANTIC monument monument that is CLEARLY visible from... well... EVERYWHERE that has Naruto's face on it (again easily seen) and NOBODY makes the connection.. how fucking retarded do you have to be? I mean there is slow.. and then there is NOT MOVING AT ALL.. an ENTIRE populs CANNOT be that fucking DUMB.. They'd be dead getting dressed!
A "diamond in the ruff" doesn't exactly work when their all IGNORING said diamond, then it's not that, it's a show of how STUPID people are, not a "underdog story".. all the canon author showed off.. is how completely STUPID a village can be.. and why naruto should burn it to the ground. and salt the earth!
Danzo makes another HUH? moment, Jinchuriki ONLY access their powers through their emotions... SOOO.. if he wanted naruto wanted him in root, doesn't that effectively CRIPPLE HIM? Makes him a worse possible ninja then he could hope for?... SOoooooooooo.. he wants him WHY?... because that effectively shoots himself DEAD IN THE FOOT! (your wanting to gain something that you cripple as soon as you get it!)
and your not moving it, so cross that off.. ONLY uzumakis can take it and he's the last one.. so... UM NOW WHAT?
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The only good uchiha is a DEAD Uchiha.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
The Will of Fire (for Naruto fans)
The Will of Fire burns bright,
The Will of Fire burns through you,
The Will of Fire burns for Truth
The Will of Fire will NEVER be extinguished as long as a single person carries it in their heart
It binds us all together. May it illuminate your path in life and provide the light you need to see you through the darkest of times.
For a plot bunny:
The secret power bestowing Oath of the Jinchuriki!
"In brightest moments,
A few things I will NEVER do in my stories:
1. Write a Yaoi fic
2. Ever pair up a fem Naruto and or fem Ben with sasuke and or kevin
3. Put Naruto in team 7 permanently (this is suicide and the third Hokage is a dumb ass IMHO, it's like he WANTED the team to get killed)
4. Ever make Hinata fall for anyone OTHER then Naruto
5. Gwen will fall for none other than Ben
6. Bash Sakura into lil' bitty bits as I have seen done on WAY to many stories.. She's Tsundere!! Get it through your heads!!!
7. Make Sasuke a major character
8. Make Kevin a major character
I have quite a few ideas for stories I WOULD LOVE TO hand off... All you gotta do is conform to my rules stated above.. No MORE of this YAOI nonsense... Goto another site for that... Other than that.. I have loads of challenges.. That I AM TRYING to do them all at the same time but I am getting STUCK a lot cuss they are bleeding into the others... LOVE SOME HELP, and if author are needing inspiration, hey, I'd love to offer that too.
OK... I'd like ONE original challenge here, Make a vamp/naruto fic, where naruto is a vampire, it's in the naruto-verse, NO YAOI, and NO FUCKING WEREWOLVES!!!.. why EVERYONE and I DO MEAN EVERYONE wants to put werewolves in a vamp fic and vamps in a werewolf fic is BEYOND ME... be bold, be original, be entertaining, don't follow the crowd!!!
lets take it to the next level shall we? It's something brewing in the back part of my brain... Lets make an assassin/vampire naruto. Bad ass among badasses, this is TRULY someone u don't wanna come across. The ultimate predator, the killer of killers, he has no rival, no equal, he IS death incarnate. now he has to "fit in" with a bunch of kids, to be the silent "bodyguard" of some of them and SOMEHOW convince them all he's just another "ninja kid"
Interesting side branch to above challenges, if Naruto gains vampirism from the shinigami (makes the most sense to me) then the shinigami would impose "rules" for him, ex. There are a few people he HAS to kill, the ones trying to be immortal, after all only it gets to say who is immortal or isn't. Also Naruto cannot under ANY circumstances create another vampire for at least 150 years, in order to gain perspective and to stop greedy humans from using him as a loophole to above restriction (his blood just won't work for that purpose and becomes immediately acidic and toxic when even the idea of examining it comes to mind. Somehow I don't think you'd wanna push it any further, considering it's a god's law and your trying to circumvent it by using it's GATEWAY to the world!! NOBODY, is that strong not even the bunny girl!)
R.I.P. Dillan you were a good pet, and an awesome dog.
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Goodbye and god's speed to my Daisy, for 15 years your brought happiness and laughter to a VERY difficult household, you will NEVER be forgotten, if all dogs go to heaven, then please ask for a GREAT SPOT. You deserve it. You'll be HOWLED into the afterlife!
Tomy and Ami were on a motorcycle, speeding down a road.
Ami: Slow down, I'm scared!
Tomy: No, this is fun!
Ami: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Tomy: Then tell me you love me.
Ami: I love you, now slow down!
Tomy: Now give me a big hug.
Ami gave him a hug and a squeeze from behind.
Tomy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, there was a story about a motor cycle that had crashed into a building due to a brake failure. There had been two people on it; there was one survivor. The truth was halfway down the road, Tomy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want to scare Ami. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him that she loved him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
Copy and paste this into your profile page if you would do the same for someone that you love
ALLOW me to do some math... for all of those not addled by numbers.. IF naruto can make vamps outta humans.. 1 vamp.. ok.. 1 makes 2... 2 makes 4, makes 8, 16, 32 64, 128, 256... OK progress that, in under a WEEK the entire population would be DEAD... GET IT? Naruto can be the ONLY VAMPIRE, That's just LOGIC... Besides if you think undeath is pasted that easily?.. You need a psyche eval .
"curse of hatred"?.. seems kinda like a bitch WHINY move that tries to justify an entire CLAN of assholes!! The best look for an uchiha is "dead in a ditch!".. and there is no good uchiha except a DEAD ONE!You think there are good ones?.. Um.. no there is not.. Mitoko.. one so MANY authors use.. *gag*... um whom do you think sold out kushina to obedito?... She was the only one who knew, brainiacs.. Itachi.. if he's SUCH A GOOD GUY, why the hell is he killing jinchuriki?... To keep his cover? Until what exactly? Sasgay offs him?.. GET OVER IT. There ARE NO GOOD uchiha.It doesn't exist!! Regardless of repentance, or last minute changes,. It's all dumb ass ploys from the author to get us to feel sympathetic to the FUCK UP clan.. and it doesn't work.. they belong IN HELL where their eyes don't mean shit. EVERYTHING, and I mean EVERYTHING, wrong in the elemental nations can be easily traced back to an Uchiha causing it. They are a CANCER..
To let sasgay live? For what purpose? So the world can do this AGAIN in a generation or two? it's complete BULLSHIT.. exterminate him!! And obedito and itachi and anyone else that has that pink eye.. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few!!
The "curse of hatred" is a play off, it's an author's attempt at tucking his tail between his legs and running considering he screwed up... It's a trade off.. "you get the pink eye, you get the curse".. that being said it's too easy for that, they don't HAVE to be douchebags.. they just all are.
R.I.P. Daisy, you were more then my puppy for 15 years, you were my best friend, sounding board, and companion. I really WILL (and do) miss you, you were loved. I hope you like were we put you, your now ALWAYS gonna be in a sun beam.
"Call of duty" is a JOKE, does NOBODY remember the 90's? The military was trolling for a game and it RELEASED the first one... just everyone ATE IT UP... it's a SIM for all you little lambs to go fight.
Sasuke it's STUPIDLY easy to bash sasuke... he's a one-dimensional character that REALLY SUCKS ASS... BUT he's not an idiot. He doesn't want naruto's power.. he doesn't want his weapons... He wants to be stronger himself!! Anything else and he is using someone Else's power.. (forget he goes to orochi)... He's a narcissist, he'd never take anyone else's power because it WASN'T HIS!!!
KIDO remember is "THE DEMON WAY"... LOL.. so for naruto stories, it IS the way for ONLY HIM... (bloodline)...
or I'd like to see when he got a green lantern ring... JUST IT, none of the stupid "emotional spectrum".. just a green.. a WILL... sasuke can't have it (he's PATHETIC when it comes to will).. Obedito can't have it (he is almost as pathetic as sasuke)... NOBODY but naruto... and it would be awesome.
After looking at all the teams.. it's kinda STUPID to let ANY girl's crush to be on their team... It makes for a suicidal, idiotic, delusion that SOMEHOW their crush is gonna save them (when they themselves are supposed to be warriors).. Not really sure how this works.. though.. Considering MOST men in the naruto verse are COMPLETELY clueless when it comes to women... Seriously did NONE of them have sex ed.. till they're in their thirties? Main thing that drives me nuts in harem fics is "wait... wait... wait"... EXACTLY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON? There some kinda FLASHING SIGN POST THAT SAYS "YOU HIT ADULTHOOD"..???... You like a girl??? BED HER if she wants too!! THERE isn't a whole lot more to it!!! ANYWAY back to rant... It's never a good idea to put them on the same team, sakura was SUPPOSEDLY the best kunochi of the class but she turns into the abusive BANSHEE that everyone hates when paired with sasuke.. Ino I DOUBT would be much better, and hinata as much as she SHOULD be on the same team as naruto would probably not stay conscious to do missions. (it was CUTE at first.. then it got OLD REALLY, REALLY fast.. NOBODY CAN BE THAT SHY and not die of a heart attack or STROKE!!)
Kaguya is a SILLY antagonist, or girl possible.. she's the BUNNY goddess!!! FOXES EAT RABBITS!!! It's just a FACT.. RABBITS are PREY.. They exist to serve ONE PURPOSE.. TO FEED PREDATORS... Kaguya, only deserves to be torn apart, EATEN ALIVE, or BUTCHERED.. Even KIBA should have more power then her...It was the 4th STUPID mistake of the canon author!! (how does he keep fucking up?) It would be like orochimaru getting with the MONGOOSE goddess!!! See how STUPID that is?
messages... text, emails, PMS, those don't bother me, WHY? I don't care about them... send em.. I'll EVENTUALLY get to them (maybe), or I'll delete them like I do every message I get once a month and I purge my email... I HONESTLY don't care what you think... So saying that... I find it odd, how many people take offense to messages... do you people have a ringtone or something attached to them?... Seriously IGNORE IT...
That said, it's nearly IMPOSSIBLE for "new" clan heads to appear because they have to mix their missions around the girl's missions.. etc.. this SHOULD be the problem of the leader but like in ALL things the third is SORELY LACKING.