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Joined 10-19-11, id: 3354978, Profile Updated: 09-22-12
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Phineas and Ferb, Ella Enchanted, and Shakespeare.

Hello, I am NevilleCanKickMattLewis'Butt. I am this person on fanfiction. But chances are, you already know that.

Name: Susan Q. Jenkins

Gender: Female

Address: 345 5th street Kansas City, Oklahoma

Phone Number: 567-83... haha! you actually thought I was giving you my name and contact information! Man, you guys are a bunch of suckerrss! But really, all of that stuff is false. All except the gender. I really am a girl. ...or am I?

Hobbies: Writing fanfiction, and... and... and... um... let's move on.

Obsessions: Harry Potter, Phineas and Ferb, Neal Shusterman, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog, and NOT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! Honest! HONEST! I just appreciate it's ability to both entertain and teach valuable messages to young girls! That's all!!!! Oh, and the comic strip "For Better or For Worse." Seriously, it's the greatest. They started rerunning the whole series recently. Go read it NOW. If your clocal paper doesn't have "For Better or For Worse," your newspaper sucks. Seriously. Subscribe to a better one. (EDIT: Forget all that stuff. I see now that Doctor Who is the best and only good thing for eternity.)


Everyone grossly misuses the word "ironic" all the time. As a public service, I will explain what the word "irony" means. If a situation isn't like any of the situations below, it's not ironic:

Verbal Irony: If you hate Barney, you would squeel "Ooh! It's Barney!" ironically. If you hate football, you might throw an ironic Superbowl party. Sarcasm is a type of verbal irony.

Dramatic Irony: The easiest to grasp of the ironies. If the audience knows something that the characters don't know, that's dramatic irony. Like when Puck (and I know his name isn't actually Puck, but I'm afraid if I say "Robin Goodfellow" you won't know who I mean) puts the love flower stuff on the wrong couple in "A Midsummer Night's Dream".

Situational Irony: The form of irony that is most commonly misused. Refers to a situation that goes against what you would think would happen and often involves contradictory elements. A car crashing into a billboard about safe driving. The inventor of a weapon getting killed with that weapon. A traffic safety lecturer running over a child with his car.


I came to this site as a Harry Potter fan, with a Harry Potter username, to post a Harry Potter story. I have written 2 stories for Twilight, 4 for Phineas and Ferb, and 1 for Harry Potter.

"But NevilleCanKickMattLewis'Butt!" you protest, "What about Phineas and Ferb's Fabricated Film! Are you never going to update it? Will it stay a oneshot forever?" Well, yes and no, and yes, kind of. I have an idea for a whole new fanfiction that will blow your minds. Or at least, I'm hoping it'll be kind of good. It's based on Phineas and Ferb's Fabricated Film, but will be much, much better. But first I'm going to get all the other fics I'm working on out of the way so that I can truly devote my attention to this new idea. It's tentative title is Angst and Animation. It's tentative summary is: "Danville's graduating class of 2018 is already expecting their first year of middle school to be an adventure. But two stepbrothers have a surprise of their metaphorical sleeve that will definitely change their sixth grade year for the crazier." When I'm ready to start it, I'll create a new chapter on P&F'sFF that will consist entirlely of the link to the new fanfiction. So if you want to be updated when Angst and Animation (title subject to change) comes out, subscribe to Phineas and Ferb's Fabricated Film.

Me: I am in love with Neville Longbottom!!!

You: Me too! Isn't Matthew Lewis the HOTTEST??

Me: *slaps you with wet trout*

"The problem with quotes you find on the internet is, they are often inaccurate." - Abraham Lincoln

Maybe I'm flattering myself, but I like to be put on a high level as an artist. I'm no mere fanfiction writer. Sure, fanfiction is all I write, but that little detail is INSIGNIFICANT. So when you're reviewing my stories, don't think "Is this good for a fanfiction?", think "Is this good compared to THE SKILLS OF CHARLES DICKENS AND EDGAR ALLEN POE COMBINED??" Criticise accordingly. Please be harsh. It helps me grow as a writer. :) Oh, and if you've recieved an unflattering review from me, that's why. Golden rule and whatnot. "Treat others how you want to be treated." Oh, and here's another one: "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth!" That means you should flame me back.

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The Doctor & Sheldon Cooper by gingerwhovianrobotskeleton reviews
Ficlet. The Doctor meets Sheldon Cooper, and it's not pleasant.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sheldon C. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Crazy Little Thing Called Love by hello-quaffle-chaser reviews
This is a story of how Lily and James got together after the infamous event that followed the DADA O.W.L... How they went from enemies to friends to finally love... Rate T for good measure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 140,059 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,628 - Follows: 4,559 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Voldemort-Lover-4-Ever reviews
Voldemort plays a game of truth or dare with his death eaters. Voldemort/Bellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Amnesia Amigoes by Aenea reviews
After being clonked over the head, Harry begins to show signs of amnesia. Ron and Hermione decide to milk the situation for all it’s worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Harry P.
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Breakup Magic reviews
A random story about WHY DID HARRY AND GINNY BREAK UP? WHAT DID THEY HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH? IT MAKES NO SENSE! Rated K plus for cartoon violence and playful murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Too Bad for Ella reviews
Ella is having a good old-fashioned argument with her classmate, Stanley. What could possibly go wrong? Extremely short, so it won't waste too much of your time. One-shot. Frankly, I'm surprised why this never happened in the story.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Complete
Too Bad for Candace reviews
Poor Candace. When will she learn to listen to her brothers? I guess she's out of chances now... This is how I would have written Candace Disconnected, and I think it pretty clearly demonstrates why I was not asked to write Candace Disconnected. One-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Candace - Complete
If I were Candace reviews
Did you see the episode where they make her the best phone ever in half an hour? Not fair. And did she even thank them? This isn't a very good story, I admit, but I just have to write it. What I would do if I were Candace?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Candace - Complete
Mnemonic Devices reviews
Mnemonic Device: something used to aid memory. You may remember the names of the great lakes or the order of lines on a musical staff, but do you recall how to begin an extremely cliched Phinbella story? Hint: It starts with jogging someone's memory. Now with a super-cool cover drawn by moi! *bows*
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Starcrossed reviews
Another generation of Weasleys, another generation of Malfoys - or rather, one Malfoy and his group of friends - and another round of contention. What will it take for these two families to bury their parents' strife?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,114 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
I Saved Bella's Life reviews
"Psychology is often a depressing career, but each success is worth witnessing a thousand ruined lives. Whenever I'm feeling particularly discouraged, I like to think back on the story of one teenage girl..." Not as good as I'd imagined, but worth a read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Bella - Complete
The Twilight Vampire Rap reviews
Just because they sparkle like kindergarten girl's sneakers doesn't mean they can't kill you. Rated K plus for violent content. IT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT RHYMED WITH "GLITTERING".
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
Phineas and Ferb's Fabricated Film reviews
"Ferb and made a little cartoon in anticipation of your question," Phineas yelled excitedly.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Phineas, Ferb
Bartholomew? reviews
"And then, when we got you home, we renamed you Perry."
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Major Monogram, Perry - Complete
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