Author has written 9 stories for Doctor Who, Wizards of Waverly Place, Invader Zim, Suite Life series, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Favourite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Stargate Atlantis, Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Merlin and Wizards of Waverly Place.
Favourite Movies: Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie, Doctor Who: The Movie, The Suite Life Movie, Monte Carlo, The Prince and The Pauper, Princess Protection Program, Despicable Me, Hotel For Dogs, Kung Fu Panda 2, Spy Kids All the Time in the World 4D and Up.
Favourite Pairings: Doctor Who, River/11, Rose/10 and Amy/11. Wizards of Waverly Place, Jusliet, Malex, Zarper and Jarper. Suite Life, Zaya, Cailey and Zaddie.
Favourite Actors: Tom Baker & David Tennant.
Favourite Actresses: Elisabeth Sladen.
Favourite Fictional Character: Hmmm... Hard question. But, probably, Leo Valdez!
Favourite Singers/Bands: Rob Thomas, Selena Gomez & One Direction.
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick
Just skip to the bottom of my profile page unless you want to be stuck here for a couple of months, reading rubbish.
( Copy and paste if any of these apply to you! ) You know your a Doctor who fan when ...
1.Your entire Saturday evening is organized around Doctor Who.
2. . You do not leave the sofa until the very, very end of the credits.
3.You own at least one Doctor Who DVD.
4.You wonder exactly why people are still staying in London at Christmas.
5.You buy any and every magazine or newspaper that has a Doctor Who related article.
6.The weeks after a series ends, you find yourself automatically checking BBC 1 on Saturday evening – just in case.
7.You have cried at some point over the death/departure of one of the main characters.
8.Just because Doctor Who has finished it doesn’t mean you can have the TV – I’m watching Confidential
9.You would consider moving to Cardiff just for the chance to see it being filmed.
10. At least 10% of your Facebook groups are Doctor Who related.
11. You have, at some point, read or written Doctor Who fan fiction.
12. You secretly hope that you will one day see the TARDIS parked somewhere.
13. You get very irritated if you see someone write “Dr.Who”.
14.You have defended Doctor Who in an argument
15. You have won said argument.
16.You exercise extreme will power, wait and save for the box sets for each series because know they are much better than the individual DVDs.
17.You practically live on the official Doctor Who website.
18.You have a Doctor Who related screensaver/desktop picture/avatar/cursor/username/password
19.You spend endless hours on BBC i-player re-watching that week’s episode.
20. You have forced family/friends to watch Doctor Who.
21.You know it is a crime to write any of the following: Tardis, tardis, trds, tARDIS. it should be TARDIS !!
22.You are considering buying a sonic screwdriver. You don’t know why. You just want one.
23. You know who Murray Gold is and you think he’s a genius.
24. You have resorted to YouTube in order to watch Doctor Who.
25.You like to quote Doctor Who at unexpected times and grin to yourself when no one realizes.
26. Most of your conversations lead to Doctor Who.
27. you've been too see Doctor who live.
28.You know exactly when it is repeated and you make time to watch them. Even if you own them already.
29.You get very excited when you see actors from Doctor Who in other programs.
30. You accept that, although Torchwood is amazing, it can never quite beat Doctor Who.
31. You spend a large portion of your time planning how to be cast as the next companion, even though you can't act to save your life or alternatively, devising ways to break onto the set to watch it being filmed.
32.You want to try/ love Jelly babies, simply because they are mentioned by both the Doctor and the Master.
33.At Christmas you tell two of your friends to go outside, then you burst out of your front door, stumble into their arms, say "I have to tell you something important, what was it ...oh yes... Merry Christmas!" and pretend to pass out.
34.Everytime you go to the beach you can't help but think of Bad Wolf Bay.
35.You have become convinced you're a fob-watched Time Lord. Or your friends say you are.
36.You have in depth discussions about whether or not Gallifrey survived the Time War.
37.You start taping the master's theme when you get nervous.
38.You start to wear converse just because the 10th Doctor makes them look incredibly hot and they're good for running!
39.People say something, you go 'hey, that's a good idea for a fanfic' and you end up writing it.
40. You've stopped dreaming about Doctor Who itself and started dreaming about meeting the actors.
41.You know, deep down, that there really is a Doctor.
42.When you're sitting in a physics lesson and you're asked what you know about atoms and you reply with the answer "I know how to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow".
43.Hearing the news about David Tennant ruined your day/month/LIFE but in your heart you know you respect his decision.
44.You can answer historical questions thanks to Doctor Who.
45.You have made it your goal in life to convert people to the show.
46.You start to have Doctor Who withdrawls, and start to count down the days till Saturday. Then when it comes you sit yourself down in front of the tv and glare at anyone who inturrups you.
47.When someone asks"whats a Dalek?" you roll your eyes and are speechless.
48.You can relate every aspect of your earth existence to a Doctor Who episode
49.You have seen an episode, doesn't matter which one, over 10 times, and you wouldnt mind watching it again some time.
50.You've noticed that the Master's drumming actually fits with the main theme tune, and every time you watch the credits you automatically tap along with it.
51.If any traffic hold-up you're forced to alter your journey you wonder, just for a moment, if this was caused by some parallel version of yourself committing suicide in order to save the future of humanity.
52.It snows you wonder if its real or if The Doctor has casued it.
53.Every time you enter a building you say, "Have I been here before?" and if no one jumps in to join you, you continue, "OR am I yet to come?" And dash in, grinning to yourself, oblivious to the stares around you.
54.You know you're a Doctor Who fan when the word "honeymoon" brings to mind a carnivorous not-quite-moon that is made of something that's not exactly honey yet has lovely views.
55.You know you're a Doctor Who fan when you're not ashamed to admit it.
56.When you go right in front of an electric fan and say, "Ex-ter-mi-nate" or "Delete" to make your voice sound more like a Dalek or a Cyberman
57.You get a really warm fuzzy feeling when you read this, because you know you are not alone. And if when you read that you immediately thought of The Face of Boe.
58.You know you're a Doctor Who fan when you complained about the end of 'The Time of Angels' being ruined by the advert for Over the Rainbow
59.You consider trying Fish Custard
60. you've read all of the above and agreed with all / the majority of them.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Even when you cant see him God is there. if you belive in God put this in your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
If you take comfort in the fact that God gave the world his only son, add this to your profile.
97 of you wont repost this:
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.
Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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The girl you just called fat?She is overdosing on diet pills.
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
You like being in charge.
You feel at home in the water.
You’re not that much of a people person.
You own a garden.
You often start fights.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re very creative and artistic.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
You have a way with tools.
Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you.
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re the life of the party.
Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you repost this on your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years
91% of girls would be dead if the Justin Bieber decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 9% who would be cracking up.
95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, add this to your signature.
This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
Pick the month you were born on...
1(Jan) - I shot 2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with 3 (Mar) - I stabbed 4 (Apr) - I killed 5 (May) - I slapped 6 (June)-I robbed 7 (July) -I kissed 8 (Aug) -I smoked with 9 (Sept) - I needed 10 (Oct) - i hugged 11 (Nov) - I ran naked with 12 (Dec) - I banged
Pick the day (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star 02 - my boyfriend 03 -a hobo 04 - a homeless guy 05 - the one that i love 06 -the trojan man 07 - the cookie monster 08 - a sexy girl 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a mop 11 - a tooth brush 12 - a hobo 13 -a dog 14 - a drunk 15 - a crack head 16 - a cat 17 - a bag of weed 18 - the kool-aid man 19 - an Easter egg 20 - tori the snowman 21 - a hottie 22 - my crush 23 -yo momma 24 - a mexican 25 - a teletubby 26 - a condom 27 - a gangsta 28 - paris hilton 29 - Barney the Dinosaur 30 - my ex boyfriend 31 -my lover
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
White - because im sexy like that Black - because I love weed (Errr.. No.) Pink - because I smoke crack Turquoise- because im good in bed brown- because i like to snort cocaine Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because im gay Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs Other - because im retarded Green -because that bum stole my taco Orange - because i still love him RED- because the gummy bears made me blue - because i like shoelaces Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver graphic- because I am crazy like that none- because i have a killer six pack!!
YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONS OR NO RELATIONS AND THAT WOULDN'T MAKE LIFE VERY FUN! SO GO
Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.
Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.
When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.
There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.
After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.
They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"
All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.
The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.
Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.
A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.
Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.
They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.
So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
They hurt her...
36 Ways to annoy Darth Vader
WARNING: These are surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times
8. Show off your toaster that makes your toast shaped like his mask.
37: Tell him Ahsoka is still alive and calls him, "Darth Skyguy."
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Rainspiral, X-Chick303, Kasserlena.
WEIRD QUIZ THING
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
It doesn't go to page 81
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Open Season 2
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking into my house
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
A grey shirt and blue pants
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, about Spiders and Ants
11. When did you last laugh?
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Photographs and paintings
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
Open Season 2
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
The rights to Doctor Who. So, I could bring Tennant back.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I love Garlic
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Uhhh... I have no idea
19. Do you like to dance?
No, not really
20. George Bush:
I don't know
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Hello. Chocolate's that way"
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