Author has written 3 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, and Avengers.
Name : Alex
Country : England
As I've said I come from the lovely country of England! And who would want to live there? I really miss the icy cold rain when I'm not in England! I live in a small house with me, my 11 year old brother and mum. I attend a awsome high school with your fair share of shit teachers.
My favourite hobbies are reading, writing, drawing, gaming and all thing weird and wonderful.
I'm relatively lazy most of the time, with the exceptions on being a certified PADI diver, a skier and a black belt in TaeKwonDo. Unfortunately my laziness often means my updates can be slow.
I do my best to do something creative every day, as I find often letting my phycotic imagination out for a spin every now and again helps me retain my sanity
I am currently studying for my GCSE's, and if you don't know what they are, they are evil exams, and they are a bitch.
MY FAVOURITE CATEGORIES WITH PAIRINGS
Bruce x Tony (Let's go do SCIENCE! They're just so cute together and it makes me laugh. My fave Avengers pairing)
Steve x Phil Coulson (I watched you when you were sleeping :3)
Clint x Natasha (Because there is obviously sexual tension there, c'mon!)
Loki x Tony (I have no idea, i just like it)
Luna x Neville (It's just so cute!)
Harry x Draco (Because it's just never gonna happen, it's just so funny!)
Hermione x Draco (Same reason as before)
Sherlock - Sherlock x John (Because there's a bromance blooming there, am I the only one that sees it!?)
Merlin x Arthur (Again, no idea it's just funny)
Gawain x Merlin (Gawain is just epic)
Lancelot x Gwen (It's just so sweet!)
Doctor x Jack (Jack and the 9th Doc flirt constantly and it makes me laugh)
Doctor x Master (The Master is just so evil and the Doctor disapproves but loves him really)
Doctor x Amy (When she threw herself on the 11th doctor. Lol!)
Jack x Donna (You can hug me. No really, you can hug me. That made me laugh)
Doctor x Donna (They were just so perfect together! Why did she have to leave!?)
I do take requests and prompts, and will write anything from a happy kids story to a steamy hardcore M, so please ask! (If I don't know the category i OBVIOUSLY won't write it just so you know)
QUOTES TO LIVE BY
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Guns don't kill people. I do.
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I've got ADHD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall' they cheat a lot
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-nests and me and my friends, well... We've gone pro..
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed
High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick.
Boys are like Slinky's; useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Break my heart, I break your neck.
You say I’ve lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can’t lose what you never had!
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. If you can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em. If you can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em. If you can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em. If you can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise
Order is for the stupid; true geniuses live in chaos.
National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support.)
I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.
Your dreams have been answered: I’m here!
I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.
Good morning is an oxymoron.
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!
Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone
Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
I started out with nothing...I still have most of it.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, where is it?
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
It was all so different before everything changed.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
I had a thought but it got lonely and went away.
Money talks and mine says "Good-bye."
It's okay to talk to yourself, it's okay to ask yourself questions, it's even okay to answer those questions. Just don't ever ask yourself a question and then go "huh?"
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
A friend will bail you out of jail at two in the morning but a true friend will be sitting in the cell beside you saying "Damn that was fun!"
A friend will help you move but a true friend will help you move a body.
I do not suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
My train of thought got derailed.
If someone gave you half a brain, you'd still only have half a brain.
All things in the world are mind over matter; if you don't mind then it doesn't matter.
Most people have a filter between their brain and their mouth that tells them when they shouldn't say something. Me, not so much
Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip again.
Knowledge is power... power corrupts... study hard... BE EVIL!
Your talking is getting in the way of my telling you to shut up.
Stress - A condition brought on by over riding the body's desire to kick someone's ass.
Always glad to inadvertently inspire genius.