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Joined 10-20-11, id: 3356413, Profile Updated: 08-08-12
Author has written 3 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, and Avengers.

Name : Alex

Country : England

As I've said I come from the lovely country of England! And who would want to live there? I really miss the icy cold rain when I'm not in England! I live in a small house with me, my 11 year old brother and mum. I attend a awsome high school with your fair share of shit teachers.

My favourite hobbies are reading, writing, drawing, gaming and all thing weird and wonderful.

I'm relatively lazy most of the time, with the exceptions on being a certified PADI diver, a skier and a black belt in TaeKwonDo. Unfortunately my laziness often means my updates can be slow.

I do my best to do something creative every day, as I find often letting my phycotic imagination out for a spin every now and again helps me retain my sanity

I am currently studying for my GCSE's, and if you don't know what they are, they are evil exams, and they are a bitch.


Avengers Assemble

Bruce x Tony (Let's go do SCIENCE! They're just so cute together and it makes me laugh. My fave Avengers pairing)

Steve x Phil Coulson (I watched you when you were sleeping :3)

Clint x Natasha (Because there is obviously sexual tension there, c'mon!)

Loki x Tony (I have no idea, i just like it)

Harry Potter

Luna x Neville (It's just so cute!)

Harry x Draco (Because it's just never gonna happen, it's just so funny!)

Hermione x Draco (Same reason as before)

Sherlock - Sherlock x John (Because there's a bromance blooming there, am I the only one that sees it!?)


Merlin x Arthur (Again, no idea it's just funny)

Gawain x Merlin (Gawain is just epic)

Lancelot x Gwen (It's just so sweet!)

Doctor Who

Doctor x Jack (Jack and the 9th Doc flirt constantly and it makes me laugh)

Doctor x Master (The Master is just so evil and the Doctor disapproves but loves him really)

Doctor x Amy (When she threw herself on the 11th doctor. Lol!)

Jack x Donna (You can hug me. No really, you can hug me. That made me laugh)

Doctor x Donna (They were just so perfect together! Why did she have to leave!?)

I do take requests and prompts, and will write anything from a happy kids story to a steamy hardcore M, so please ask! (If I don't know the category i OBVIOUSLY won't write it just so you know)


Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I've got ADHD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall' they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-nests and me and my friends, well... We've gone pro..

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's; useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Break my heart, I break your neck.

You say I’ve lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can’t lose what you never had!

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. If you can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em. If you can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em. If you can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em. If you can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise

Order is for the stupid; true geniuses live in chaos.

National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support.)

I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.

Your dreams have been answered: I’m here!

I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.

Good morning is an oxymoron.

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.

I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!

Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone

Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I started out with nothing...I still have most of it.

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.

If all is not lost, where is it?

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

It was all so different before everything changed.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

I had a thought but it got lonely and went away.

Money talks and mine says "Good-bye."

It's okay to talk to yourself, it's okay to ask yourself questions, it's even okay to answer those questions. Just don't ever ask yourself a question and then go "huh?"

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.

A friend will bail you out of jail at two in the morning but a true friend will be sitting in the cell beside you saying "Damn that was fun!"

A friend will help you move but a true friend will help you move a body.

I do not suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

My train of thought got derailed.

If someone gave you half a brain, you'd still only have half a brain.

All things in the world are mind over matter; if you don't mind then it doesn't matter.

Most people have a filter between their brain and their mouth that tells them when they shouldn't say something. Me, not so much

Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip again.

Knowledge is power... power corrupts... study hard... BE EVIL!

Your talking is getting in the way of my telling you to shut up.

Stress - A condition brought on by over riding the body's desire to kick someone's ass.

Always glad to inadvertently inspire genius.

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The Talk by Romannia reviews
"Brother, I want to discuss with you the art of pleasuring a woman." He said uncomfortably. "By the Norns, Thor, I am not having this conversation with you."
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23 - Thor, Jane F., Darcy L., Loki - Complete
London Shadow Mage by Hawaiianbabidoll reviews
Harry is finding life at the Dursley's suffocating until he meets the new boy down the street. Little does he know, his new muggle friend isn't as magic-less as he seems. no pairings. Ryou centric. Full Summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,734 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/11/2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth reviews
Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,114 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Demon Days by Jervis Tetch Madness reviews
"How the hell am I supposed to take care of a pregnant demon?" Bobby announced, face contorted in confusion. "There isn't a goddamn book on this, is there?"- Crobby (Bobby/Crowley), MPreg (Prompt.) [Updated]]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,728 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
Being Human by ZonateBiscuit reviews
Original Imagine: Imagine Lucifer is a virgin and wants you to be his first. "I never understood the practice of fornication." She could hear the disgust in his voice, and agreed with the emotion on principle for the situation. It was likely a passing couple, or a prostitute. And this motel was a dump. "Decided to talk now, have we? And it's called sex."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Lucifer, OC - Complete
One another, we deserve by Jervis Tetch Madness reviews
Things were always wrong, setting wrong, holding wrong, and just being generally wrong. Everything was makeshift and uncertain, and it was more than relief to get that pressure lifted off of your shoulders, when after all this time, you finally deserve it. Bobby/Crowley, Crobby. An ongoing RP between Tumblr user OhhhCrowley (Crowley) and myself (Bobby), please enjoy.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 56,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Bobby S., Crowley
Immortal Beloved by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Hannibal guts Will like in Red Dragon, kinda, but with a much different and unexpected result than in either media. Supernatural Elements. strange!will. Cannibalism, shocking I know. Will Figures It Out. Blood, lots of blood. Not beta read and M for gore and nudity. M/M SASSY WILL IS SASSY. Deal with all his sass cause he's a sassy little shit.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Little Surprises by sadistic-neko reviews
Sequel to Animalistic Love. McNell is gone for good, but life is hardly quiet for our favorite wolf couple. surprises pop up at every corner is almost enough to drive them mad if it didn't make them so happy.Rated for language and some questionable materl
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,328 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 8/18/2010 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 226,768 - Reviews: 3510 - Favs: 5,326 - Follows: 5,392 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Fathoms Deep by Lorca the Great reviews
Tony Stark, renowned genius, playboy, philanthropist, is caught in the clutches of an enemy he thought to be destroyed. He was given an all-too familiar ultimatum: make weapons, or else. Or else what? The answer was simple: they would torture and kill his cellmate. But why should he care about the psychopathic God of Mischief? Post-Avengers, FrostIron. M for mature sexual content.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Hooked On A Feeling by livingintheshire reviews
Based on Mark Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr. singing "Hooked On A Feeling". Post-movie. SLASH
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,886 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Gift by Redderhead reviews
Rather odd and ridiculous alternative universe fic! Everyone has a gift, it was very rare indeed to have two. Johnlock Rated M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,705 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Midgardian Rehabilitation by VBloodmoon4 reviews
Loki is banished from Asgard after his attack on Midgard and is stripped of his power and god status. He's as malicious as ever when he falls to Midgard but changes from new relationships and experiences while regaining his power. Set after the Avengers.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,698 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Jail Bait by Villain reviews
Charles is the new psychologist at a high profile correctional facility for rogue mutants, and Erik is the notorious criminal who takes a liking to him. Erik/Charles, Cherik, Logan/Charles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,603 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Ace of Spades by LeontinaStardust reviews
Betrayed by his friends, Harry Potter finds himself thrown inside a muggle mental hospital, but is soon transferred to Arkham Asylum . It is here where Harry learns what true insanity is. Gotham had better watch out. Joker/Harry slash. Insane!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,858 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Joker - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2883 - Favs: 5,627 - Follows: 3,031 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Shared Love of Science & Sushi by Red Shiloh reviews
How Bruce learned to stop worrying and love the time-bomb. Science boyfriends aka Bruce/Tony
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,478 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Ryou's Cousin by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Ryou gets a letter from England, the last thing he expected was for his second cousin to come live with him. Now he has to contend with an amused Bakura, a possessive Malik, and an obsessed Pharaoh. Will his sanity survive? Rating will go up later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,700 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., R. Bakura
Sweet Surrender by HamsterCastiel reviews
Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 162 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost and Damned by danniperson reviews
During training his fifth year, Harry is horrified to learn that he is not only gay, but strongly attracted to his most hated professor. The development of a very unlikely relationship in the middle of a war. Takes place books 5-7
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 368,418 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Destiny Turns by julesmonster reviews
Harry never made it to Hogwarts at age 11. Five years later, Severus Snape happens to come across Harry in the red light district of Muggle London. Slash HP/SS. Contains mention of MPreg in final chapter...nothing explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,736 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
It All Started With A Visit To Gringotts by jadedragon36 reviews
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,262 - Reviews: 2681 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Flatmates by Nicholas de Vilance reviews
Aka "The Story of How Connor Went from Hating Lester To...Other." /Slash. rated M for a reason. Connor/Lester. kinky. And it's pretty long, too/
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Connor T., J. Lester - Complete
Animalistic love by sadistic-neko reviews
Yami Atemu and the other Yamis return on a new mission. a mad scientist shows up and the gang and Seto will never be the same again. loves will bloom and claws and fangs will enter too. S/J Y/Y B/R M/M and gasp Honda/Otogi as a background couple.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,263 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Ryou and the Thief by Jenivi7 reviews
About two years post end of series, a bit of unexpected magic complicates Ryou's life by dropping an unexpected guest right into his living room.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,453 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 10/27/2007 - R. Bakura, Thief Bakura
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The Division Between Light And Dark Is A Fine Line reviews
When Harry wakes up on his 17th birthday with an unexpected gift of a creature inheritance, he discovers that his life is about to get much more interesting. With his insane Dark Harru, Tom Riddle; Voldemort's confused Light, and the mysterious Wanderer as companions, anything can happen. DM/HP Creature!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,747 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Of Illusion and Thunder reviews
When an unlikely trio are called upon to join the Avengers, they bring with them news of an upcoming war on earth. Lakshmi leads this group, born with the ability to create illusion with his mind. Unfortunately the only one who seems to be able to get close to him is the resident God Of Thunder. Is thunder the only way to shatter the ice around his heart? Set post Avengers ThorxOC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,269 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Thor
One Mad Dog reviews
After a Mokaba kidnapping, Joey and Seto will meet again for the first time in five years. What old feelings will blossom between the two and what dark secret is Joey hiding under his coat?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete