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Author has written 3 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, and Avengers.

Name : Alex

Country : England

As I've said I come from the lovely country of England! And who would want to live there? I really miss the icy cold rain when I'm not in England! I live in a small house with me, my 11 year old brother and mum. I attend a awsome high school with your fair share of shit teachers.

My favourite hobbies are reading, writing, drawing, gaming and all thing weird and wonderful.

I'm relatively lazy most of the time, with the exceptions on being a certified PADI diver, a skier and a black belt in TaeKwonDo. Unfortunately my laziness often means my updates can be slow.

I do my best to do something creative every day, as I find often letting my phycotic imagination out for a spin every now and again helps me retain my sanity

I am currently studying for my GCSE's, and if you don't know what they are, they are evil exams, and they are a bitch.


Avengers Assemble

Bruce x Tony (Let's go do SCIENCE! They're just so cute together and it makes me laugh. My fave Avengers pairing)

Steve x Phil Coulson (I watched you when you were sleeping :3)

Clint x Natasha (Because there is obviously sexual tension there, c'mon!)

Loki x Tony (I have no idea, i just like it)

Harry Potter

Luna x Neville (It's just so cute!)

Harry x Draco (Because it's just never gonna happen, it's just so funny!)

Hermione x Draco (Same reason as before)

Sherlock - Sherlock x John (Because there's a bromance blooming there, am I the only one that sees it!?)


Merlin x Arthur (Again, no idea it's just funny)

Gawain x Merlin (Gawain is just epic)

Lancelot x Gwen (It's just so sweet!)

Doctor Who

Doctor x Jack (Jack and the 9th Doc flirt constantly and it makes me laugh)

Doctor x Master (The Master is just so evil and the Doctor disapproves but loves him really)

Doctor x Amy (When she threw herself on the 11th doctor. Lol!)

Jack x Donna (You can hug me. No really, you can hug me. That made me laugh)

Doctor x Donna (They were just so perfect together! Why did she have to leave!?)

I do take requests and prompts, and will write anything from a happy kids story to a steamy hardcore M, so please ask! (If I don't know the category i OBVIOUSLY won't write it just so you know)


Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I've got ADHD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall' they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-nests and me and my friends, well... We've gone pro..

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's; useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Break my heart, I break your neck.

You say I’ve lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can’t lose what you never had!

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. If you can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em. If you can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em. If you can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em. If you can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise

Order is for the stupid; true geniuses live in chaos.

National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support.)

I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.

Your dreams have been answered: I’m here!

I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.

Good morning is an oxymoron.

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.

I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!

Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone

Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I started out with nothing...I still have most of it.

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.

If all is not lost, where is it?

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

It was all so different before everything changed.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

I had a thought but it got lonely and went away.

Money talks and mine says "Good-bye."

It's okay to talk to yourself, it's okay to ask yourself questions, it's even okay to answer those questions. Just don't ever ask yourself a question and then go "huh?"

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.

A friend will bail you out of jail at two in the morning but a true friend will be sitting in the cell beside you saying "Damn that was fun!"

A friend will help you move but a true friend will help you move a body.

I do not suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

My train of thought got derailed.

If someone gave you half a brain, you'd still only have half a brain.

All things in the world are mind over matter; if you don't mind then it doesn't matter.

Most people have a filter between their brain and their mouth that tells them when they shouldn't say something. Me, not so much

Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip again.

Knowledge is power... power corrupts... study hard... BE EVIL!

Your talking is getting in the way of my telling you to shut up.

Stress - A condition brought on by over riding the body's desire to kick someone's ass.

Always glad to inadvertently inspire genius.

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Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 243,835 - Reviews: 4196 - Favs: 6,508 - Follows: 6,605 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Morning Star by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was often told, at least before his fall, that he was the most beautiful of their Father's creations. In his youthful folly and vanity he had agreed with them. Now he knew better and he dared anyone to claim otherwise while gazing at the being in his arms.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,119 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Lucifer, Gabriel
Last Homely Hole by ClassicalTorture reviews
Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,808 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Surprises by Jack Solo Black reviews
Balthazars' life has been full of surprises so far, but he's about to get one or two more that he definitely didn't expect... This is total slashy smut! Also Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics. You've all been warned. lol.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Crowley, Balthazar - Complete
It Was Never Meant To Happen This Way by turnedtosteel reviews
When Sam has a torrid affair with Crowley, neither of them are prepared for the consequences. Samley, mpreg, top!Sam, bottom!Crowley, Established Destiel because why not. Rated M for smut and violence. WIP.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Crowley, Sam W.] [Castiel, Dean W.]
No Longer Human by ZonateBiscuit reviews
Being Human Sequel (Oneshot) - Sam Winchester had re-opened The Cage. He, Lucifer, Michael, and Adam were pulled in. Maggie finds herself trapped there along with them. Lucifer/OFC
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Sam W., Lucifer, Michael, OC
Latch by UnCon reviews
It's been six months since The New York Incident and three since the Mandarin Incident. A dysfunctional Tony is going through the motions as he tries time and time again to forget about his feelings for anyone, however when Loki gets the Magician's Sniffles things take a turn for the strange, and not at all in Tony's favor, but then again when has anything been in his favor? M/M
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,204 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] [Loki, Thor] - Complete
London Shadow Mage by Hawaiianbabidoll reviews
Harry is finding life at the Dursley's suffocating until he meets the new boy down the street. Little does he know, his new muggle friend isn't as magic-less as he seems. no pairings. Ryou centric. Full Summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,351 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry P., R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
The Devil On My Shoulder by DarkFairy207 reviews
Sam still suffers from hallucinations, tortured by the memory of what Lucifer did to him. However, when Lucifer is raised from Hell by none other than Gabe, Sam begins to realize the Devil has changed. Dean finally comes to grips with his feelings for Cas. Sabriel, Samifer, Destiel. Rated M for mentions of rape, torture, language, violence, and sexual content.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,715 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Sam W., Lucifer, Gabriel] Dean W.
The Talk by Romannia reviews
"Brother, I want to discuss with you the art of pleasuring a woman." He said uncomfortably. "By the Norns, Thor, I am not having this conversation with you."
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Thor, Jane F., Darcy L., Loki - Complete
You're Like Spring Turned into Winter by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Thranduil helps Bard tend to his wounds the old fashioned way after the battle, and Bard falls a little bit in love with the Elvenking. Barduil. Smut eventually. R&R, x. 1# in the 'Spring Turned into Winter' series.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,310 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Elvenking Thranduil, Bard] - Complete
Blake and the Beast by C.Queen reviews
A sort of retelling of Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast', with Detective Blake taken hostage by Bane and forced to stay in his company while the two figure each other out.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 100,668 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Bane, J. Blake - Complete
she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth reviews
Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,114 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
I need your assistance by puppy-on-crack reviews
Loki Is brought to Tony, injured and abused, by Heimdall. Asked to take care of him, Tony accepts. After all, he has nothing to do now that Pepper left him. What are you supposed to do with an injured Norse god? Make him your assistant of course! eventual Tony/Loki. A tiny bit of Clint captain America bashing. Smut near the end.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,628 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
stuff of legend by emptysummer reviews
"Getting old." They say. (He's not.) Immortal!James Bond.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/13/2014 - James Bond/007 - Complete
Down and Dirty by emeraldblood9 reviews
When Arthur finds out Merlin spent the night with a man, his curiosity is aroused. Will he be curious enough to give it a try? Merlin/Arthur Slash
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,317 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/7/2014 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Geronimo! by GypsyReaper reviews
Part 1 of the Trickster's Apprentice Series. Set after 5.18 (Changing Channels). Gabriel's back and he turns the Winchester's lives on their heads once more, especially young Sam's. A relatively innocent prank turns into a morning of passion, but things are never what they seem!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Demon Days by Jervis Tetch Madness reviews
"How the hell am I supposed to take care of a pregnant demon?" Bobby announced, face contorted in confusion. "There isn't a goddamn book on this, is there?"- Crobby (Bobby/Crowley), MPreg (Prompt.) [Updated]]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,728 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
Being Human by ZonateBiscuit reviews
Original Imagine: Imagine Lucifer is a virgin and wants you to be his first. "I never understood the practice of fornication." She could hear the disgust in his voice, and agreed with the emotion on principle for the situation. It was likely a passing couple, or a prostitute. And this motel was a dump. "Decided to talk now, have we? And it's called sex."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Lucifer, OC - Complete
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,280 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Heavy With Many Burdens by luvsbitca reviews
Bilbo leaves Thorin and the company following Thorin's words before the BoTFA unaware that he is taking more from their relationship than a broken heart. Months later Dwalin finds Bilbo in need of help in the Shire when he is delivering Bilbo's share of the treasure. He remains in the Shire unaware that he is leaving Ori behind in a precarious situation. Contains mpreg
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,194 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin, Ori - Complete
Pandemonium by Firedance28 reviews
Sam is in the Asylum and being visited by Lucifer in his dreams. As he tries to reconsile the fallen angel with the devil tortuing him, truths are revealed and everyone invovled discoveres things about themselves, some better than others. No slash. M for triggers: Schizophrenia, blood, torture
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,704 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Dragon's Bait by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
What's a poor girl to do? Accused of witchcraft and left as dragon's bait at the stake... nowhere to turn to and no one to turn to. Well. In that case, hurling rocks at Smaug the Stupendous to get him to eat you and end your misery seems like a BRILLIANT idea, right? Right! Smaug x OC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,708 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Smaug, OC] - Complete
One another, we deserve by Jervis Tetch Madness reviews
Things were always wrong, setting wrong, holding wrong, and just being generally wrong. Everything was makeshift and uncertain, and it was more than relief to get that pressure lifted off of your shoulders, when after all this time, you finally deserve it. Bobby/Crowley, Crobby. An ongoing RP between Tumblr user OhhhCrowley (Crowley) and myself (Bobby), please enjoy.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 56,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Bobby S., Crowley
Fresh to Death (or: How Sam Winchester Found Himself On Long Roads) by softgrungefic reviews
Sam Winchester meets Lucifer in a dark bar, and begins to travel with him. Sex and a roadtrip to the ocean. Human AU. Sam is around 23-25ish and Lucifer is about 39 or 40.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Lucifer, Sam W.] - Complete
Shadow by Hallucifer reviews
Sequel to Echo. With Dean and Cas gone, Sam has nothing but Lucifer. Together, they've found some kind of contentment, but Sam still misses his brother. When Dean returns, Sam hopes to keep all the people important to him close, but neither Dean or Lucifer are keen to get along. Desperate not to lose either, Sam attempts to make his brother understand the bond he and Lucifer share.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,488 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Poetic Justice by Limmet reviews
Post-Avengers. Odin, in his infinite wisdom, has decided to go for the poetic justice angle as far as Loki's punishment is concerned. For his attempt to enslave humanity, Loki has his magic and powers bound, and is sent back to Midgard and given over to Tony Stark to be his slave. Tony is none too happy about this arrangement. Eventually Tony/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 142 - Words: 329,849 - Reviews: 6002 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Three Temptations of Sam Winchester by TalesFromPerdition reviews
Sam knew his Greek mythology. He knew this Greek myth, and when Zeus held out the Golden Apple, Sam actually laughed. [Samifer, Destiel]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Playing House by TheScarletAvenger reviews
S.H.I.E.L.D agents Coulson and Lewis are sent to a small town on a special undercover assignment to investigate a supernatural phenomenon. For the next two months they will have to pretend to be husband and wife, while they try and figure out what's going on. Will they develop real feelings for each other? The rating is now 'M' starting in chapter 9.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,386 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Darcy L., Agent Coulson - Complete
The Lightning Strike by Batsutousai reviews
Pack dynamics are confusing enough for the Avengers without adding the complete mess that Thor and Loki grew up with, but they aren't given much choice when Loki goes into heat in the middle of a battle and Tony's alpha instincts tell him he has to take care of his pack, enemy or no. -Alpha/Omega troupe with a twist, Tony/Loki-
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,579 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 177 - Published: 9/10/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Brain Bleach by FictionalNutter reviews
The Supernatural novels come back to haunt Sam and Dean, but this time the boys find themselves strangely thankful to Chuck for writing about them in the first place. Pairings: Destiel, Sabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,078 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Sam W., Gabriel] [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Even Bats Fall by BlueBastard reviews
Bruce Wayne is finished playing Dark Knight. Done. The Joker is MORE than displeased. Can the clown ensnare a falling bat? SLASH. Joker/Batman
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Immortal Beloved by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Hannibal guts Will like in Red Dragon, kinda, but with a much different and unexpected result than in either media. Supernatural Elements. strange!will. Cannibalism, shocking I know. Will Figures It Out. Blood, lots of blood. Not beta read and M for gore and nudity. M/M SASSY WILL IS SASSY. Deal with all his sass cause he's a sassy little shit.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Little Surprises by sadistic-neko reviews
Sequel to Animalistic Love. McNell is gone for good, but life is hardly quiet for our favorite wolf couple. surprises pop up at every corner is almost enough to drive them mad if it didn't make them so happy.Rated for language and some questionable materl
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,328 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 8/18/2010 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Wingshy by TalesFromPerdition reviews
Like all archangels, Lucifer is an untamed, furious thing, and he's especially handshy about his wings. Sam is determined to gentle him to that touch with patient persistence and associating it with pleasure. [Samifer] [Wing!kink]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,266 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Lucifer, Sam W. - Complete
Echo by Hallucifer reviews
Lucifer is still there and Sam doesn't understand why. But as Lucifer begins to become more and more desperate for his attention for unknown reasons, Sam is forced to consider that this is more than a hallucination. Reluctant attempts to compromise the situation for his own sake lead to something more than Sam ever expected. Hallucifer fic. Samifer in later chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,559 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Mine by archangelic.gracelessness reviews
Lucifer appears to Sam one night, and to his surprise he's not a hallucination. Now that he's free from his cage Lucifer is determined to have what is rightfully his, Sam. Because Sam is the only one who can ever understand him, complete him, they were made for each other. He just needs to convince him it's true. [possessive Lucifer, angelic powers, smutty with a helping of fluff]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Tell the Truth and Shame the Devil by Waruitenshi reviews
Sam soon discovers that he's not just seeing Lucifer because he's crazy. Turns out they have one Hellish link between them and Sammy's in denial about everything! But Lucifer will make him see the truth one way or another! Lucifer/Sam. Slash/Yaoi. One-Shot. Details Inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Sam W., Lucifer] [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Masseur by Violet Hyena reviews
Sam comes back from a rough hunt and Gabriel offers to massage Sam's pains away. All of them. Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Over Hill and Under Skirts by littleblackdog reviews
For a kink meme prompt: Dwarf women are rare, and often so intent on their craft, that Thorin has never had the opportunity or inclination to become familiar with the more intimate portions of the female anatomy. When he is finally introduced to that realm of hidden mystery, Thorin is quite... curious. Thorin/Female!Bilbo, humour and awkwardness.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Mead of the Gods by Violet Hyena reviews
BYOB, thus Gabriel brings his own booze to the Winchester motel room to get Castiel drunk. This is also how Dean finds out his brother is sleeping with an archangel. (Warning: cheap excuse for Sabriel porn.)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
The Tenderness of a King by shinigami714 reviews
Fili and Kili out Bilbo as a virgin embarrassing him in front of the other dwarves. One dwarf intends to rectify the situation. Thorin/Bilbo fluffiness, First Time. Written for a prompt on the LJ Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/21/2012 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
One Touch by DeathTrapDaisy reviews
Tony/Loki FrosIron. Loki didn't realize he had been starved nearly to death of simple touch, until Mr. Stark shows him. Loki is super deprived of affection and doesn't know it until he feels it. slash. Movie!Verse
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,340 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Fathoms Deep by Lorca the Great reviews
Tony Stark, renowned genius, playboy, philanthropist, is caught in the clutches of an enemy he thought to be destroyed. He was given an all-too familiar ultimatum: make weapons, or else. Or else what? The answer was simple: they would torture and kill his cellmate. But why should he care about the psychopathic God of Mischief? Post-Avengers, FrostIron. M for mature sexual content.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Hooked On A Feeling by livingintheshire reviews
Based on Mark Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr. singing "Hooked On A Feeling". Post-movie. SLASH
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,886 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Gift by Redderhead reviews
Rather odd and ridiculous alternative universe fic! Everyone has a gift, it was very rare indeed to have two. Johnlock Rated M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,705 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Midgardian Rehabilitation by VBloodmoon4 reviews
Loki is banished from Asgard after his attack on Midgard and is stripped of his power and god status. He's as malicious as ever when he falls to Midgard but changes from new relationships and experiences while regaining his power. Set after the Avengers.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,698 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Jail Bait by Villain reviews
Charles is the new psychologist at a high profile correctional facility for rogue mutants, and Erik is the notorious criminal who takes a liking to him. Erik/Charles, Cherik, Logan/Charles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,603 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Ace of Spades by LeontinaStardust reviews
Betrayed by his friends, Harry Potter finds himself thrown inside a muggle mental hospital, but is soon transferred to Arkham Asylum . It is here where Harry learns what true insanity is. Gotham had better watch out. Joker/Harry slash. Insane!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,858 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Joker - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 6,172 - Follows: 3,193 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Shared Love of Science & Sushi by Red Shiloh reviews
How Bruce learned to stop worrying and love the time-bomb. Science boyfriends aka Bruce/Tony
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,478 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Ryou's Cousin by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Ryou gets a letter from England, the last thing he expected was for his second cousin to come live with him. Now he has to contend with an amused Bakura, a possessive Malik, and an obsessed Pharaoh. Will his sanity survive? Rating will go up later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,700 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., R. Bakura
No Angel by Xazz reviews
Harvey sees some scars right over Mike's back. That's where Mike's wings used to be.
Crossover - Supernatural & Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,324 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Mike R.
Sweet Surrender by HamsterCastiel reviews
Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 187 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost and Damned by danniperson reviews
During training his fifth year, Harry is horrified to learn that he is not only gay, but strongly attracted to his most hated professor. The development of a very unlikely relationship in the middle of a war. Takes place books 5-7
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 368,418 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Five Times Dean Witnessed Unspeakable Acts by nileflood reviews
Gabriel and Sam can't wait to get into each other's pants, and that includes not giving Dean time to get the hell out of there. The following is based on Trollmela's sabriel bday prompt on LJ; Sam and Gabriel have sex with Dean in the same room.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Broken Wings by Vija-Thorn reviews
A bit of slash. Sam and Dean have defeated the horsemen and are in search of Lucifer when they stumble across Gabriel, broken, injured and tortured in the yard. They thought he had died at the hotel but Lucifer had other ideas. Wing!fic
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,135 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Destiny Turns by julesmonster reviews
Harry never made it to Hogwarts at age 11. Five years later, Severus Snape happens to come across Harry in the red light district of Muggle London. Slash HP/SS. Contains mention of MPreg in final chapter...nothing explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,736 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Nightmare to A Dream by dreamofflight reviews
Sam wakes up from a nightmare to find himself not alone like usual, but in the company of Gabriel, the archangel. But Gabriel is dead- or was the last time Sam had checked. Angry about being lied to, Sam blows up at Gabriel, and hotness happens.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Turning Tables by Cyranothe2nd reviews
"It's time for Batsy to take his medicine." Joker drugs Batman, with some interesting results. B/J slash, hard NC-17 rating for sex, violence and language. Mind the warnings and the rating.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Winged problems by Predator's little prey reviews
Dean walks in on a scene he never thought could happen. The result Gabriel likes and uses to his and Sam's advantage. Wing kink, Sub/Dom, angel mating warnings
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
If I Fell by wolfish-willow reviews
For ladyoneill's prompt: During the apocalypse, Gabriel's signed up with Team Free Will and spends his time mocking Dean and trying to seduce Sam with satin sheets, banana splits, and cheesy music. Written for the spn gabriel sam fic exchange over on LJ.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
It All Started With A Visit To Gringotts by jadedragon36 reviews
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,262 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 5,680 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Flatmates by Nicholas de Vilance reviews
Aka "The Story of How Connor Went from Hating Lester To...Other." /Slash. rated M for a reason. Connor/Lester. kinky. And it's pretty long, too/
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Connor T., J. Lester - Complete
Believing Rumors by ArwendeImladris reviews
Jamie Kirk is 28, Starfleet's youngest captain, in love with her first officer – and a virgin. But Spock chooses to believe the rumors of her promiscuity – until a planet that equates virginity with childhood shows him just how wrong he is.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,188 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Animalistic love by sadistic-neko reviews
Yami Atemu and the other Yamis return on a new mission. a mad scientist shows up and the gang and Seto will never be the same again. loves will bloom and claws and fangs will enter too. S/J Y/Y B/R M/M and gasp Honda/Otogi as a background couple.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,263 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Of Convenience by Annenburg reviews
Kirk needs to get married for political reasons. Spock offers himself as the logical choice. Warning: story contains allusions to MPREG.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,567 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Scars by FuchsiasAttic reviews
Sorry I'm horrible with titles. So in this story, Bruce comes home from a night of drinking and finds an uninvited guest in his room...what will happen from there? You must read and find out! :-D Rating will go up soon! Slash! Disclaimer: I own nothing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Ryou and the Thief by Jenivi7 reviews
About two years post end of series, a bit of unexpected magic complicates Ryou's life by dropping an unexpected guest right into his living room.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,453 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 10/27/2007 - R. Bakura, Thief Bakura
Testosterone Boys and Harlequinn Girl by yaoininja reviews
Set during TDK. “What do you want?” Bruce said, his braver voice returning to him. The Joker simply chuckled as if he was asked a simple question. “Well the answer is simple, silly! I want you,”. BrucexJoker Rated M for language and slash. Now, a Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Safe House by thesewarmstars reviews
Set after just OotP. When both their lives are in greater than usual danger, Harry and Snape must live together in a secret location all summer for their own safety. How will they survive it? Simple—they’ll just have to get to know each other. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 57,108 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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The Division Between Light And Dark Is A Fine Line reviews
When Harry wakes up on his 17th birthday with an unexpected gift of a creature inheritance, he discovers that his life is about to get much more interesting. With his insane Dark Harru, Tom Riddle; Voldemort's confused Light, and the mysterious Wanderer as companions, anything can happen. DM/HP Creature!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,747 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Of Illusion and Thunder reviews
When an unlikely trio are called upon to join the Avengers, they bring with them news of an upcoming war on earth. Lakshmi leads this group, born with the ability to create illusion with his mind. Unfortunately the only one who seems to be able to get close to him is the resident God Of Thunder. Is thunder the only way to shatter the ice around his heart? Set post Avengers ThorxOC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,269 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Thor
One Mad Dog reviews
After a Mokaba kidnapping, Joey and Seto will meet again for the first time in five years. What old feelings will blossom between the two and what dark secret is Joey hiding under his coat?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
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