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Favorite books- Hunger Games (duh), Twilight, 13 Reasons Why
Favorite Movies- Finding Nemo, Mama Mia, Arther, Twilight
Favorite Colors- Razzmatazz, Blizzard Blue, and yellow
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-People are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs;)
-What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous?
-Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube!
-I'm busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
-I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
-I love when people use the term "we're expecting" when they talk about pregnancy, it makes it sound like there could me multiple outcomes.
Yeah, we're expecting a baby.
But it could be a velociraptor.
-Some people just need a hug... Around the neck. With my hands.
-Dear Windshield Wipers,
-Boy: Our principal is so stupid.
-When life gives you lemons... chuck them back and yell, " I wanted cookies".
-Dear math, I'm not a therapist. solve your own problems.
-I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
-When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
-I'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES:
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
List your 12 favorite Hunger Games characters below
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
Uhhh, no, not as main characters.
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Ummmm, I a girl. I like dudes, Although, I think her husbands is...;)
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
OMG! Buttercup you bad kitty! I don't think of Rue as the kind to get pregnant.
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
Yes, there are too many fanfic of Gale:(
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
PEETA AND PRIM?!?! Oooohh, no. I like Katniss too much to let this happen!
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Haymitch? Well, him and Madge is gross, so I choose you Gale!
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
What would happen if Madge never liked Kaniss and didn't give her the pin? Read this funny tale about Katniss pinning a peace of lettus to herself for the games! (Spoiler Alert!- she eats it)
9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?
NO NO NO NO NO! I refuse to let this happen Finnick is MINE!
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic
The Lost Cat in D4
11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
What does that mean?
12)Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
I have know idea, and I dont care enough to look.
13)Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Peeta/Annie/Haymitch? I don't think so.
14) What might ten scream at a great moment of fear?
Madge- Ahhhhh...i, umm, lost a...that ummmm...thing of...to...lotion.
15)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?
Probley something Tay Swift
16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Peeta/Prim/Buttercup warning- Bring an extra pair of socks! That doesn't make any cents...
17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
Madge to Peeta- Hey Peeta, your hot, I'm hot, let's make it happen.
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
Mags and Rue? There both dead sooo...I would feel confused...
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
I would ask if they were serious, then laugh, then cry, then scream.
Write a short summary about a One/Two fic
Peeta and Finnick...oh the possiblities. Hows about a one shot of them making out in the 75 HG when Finnick gives him CPR.
Let's say Two, Eight and Eleven were stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one of them. Which would you save?
Who would you rather kill of:One or Ten?
Ten. Easy I would never kill precious Finnick! Wait, who's ten again?
Let's say you are going to die and you were allowed to bring either Three or Five with you. Who would you want to accompany you in death?
Haha, wellz I would would prob-IDK!
Would you ever go on a date with Twelve?
Ummmmm, no comment.
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Without looking, guess what time it is:
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:27 Aw, so close.
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
An hour ago...walking.
Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
New text on my phone.
What are you wearing?
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint and...yeah, paint.
Seen anything weird lately?
YES! Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1!
What do you think of this quiz?
Eh, a little bored, WAIT I JUST SAW A UNICORN!
ten minutes later...
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A real unicorn. Those were just some stupid terrists...whatever. (JK)
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Wait I know this! Uh, ummmmm... Esmerelda!
Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.
-Hey toaster! What up?
-I AM GOING TO TOAST YOU WHEN THE TIME OF ROBOTS COME! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
7 hours later...
Turn on T.V. What show is on?
The news, some report about a demon toaster taking over a household...heh.
Type your name with your elbow.
Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?
Hulk hands...don't ask.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/You love to shop.
Phew! It's official I am a girl. just making sure:)
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