Crookykanks
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Joined 01-31-03, id: 335782
Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, Wizard of Oz, and Wicked.

Update 1/2/07:

Happy New Year, everyone! I'm finally all caught up here, so the updates won't be quite as frequent as they have been. I am working on a larger project - four planned chapters have blossomed into seven and this is still exposition - from the Oz world. It will be a continuation of Blood on Her Feet, but chapters will only be uploaded as I am pleased with them. Seeing as they still need quite a bit of ironing out, it may take a while before they appear here. They are on my LJ if anyone is interested/impatient. They will get here eventually, I promise. In any case, with the new semester on the go now, and auditions for a play I'm dying to be in at the theater group, time will be a mite short in the coming months. I will continue to write when I can, but I will probably post on LJ before posting here because (a) more people look there and (b) it's easier to upload and post there as I'm more used to it now. Happy end of the Holidays, everyone and good luck on the resolutions!

~Crookykanks
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My Journal About My Life and Stephen and Miranda by Kelly Chambliss reviews
Adela is a young Muggle who wants to be a writer. When a mysterious couple named Stephen and Miranda moves in next door to her, she decides to keep a journal about them. "Bewitched" meets "Harriet the Spy." Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - [Minerva M., Severus S.] OC - Complete
Four Point Compass by ChainDaisy reviews
Following an accident at Shiz, Galinda and Elphaba wind up forward in time 20 years. Can the two estranged witches put aside their differences and work together to save their own future?
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,682 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006
The Red Shoes Revisited by shadowycat reviews
The Big Bad Wolf finds a lovely pair of red shoes in the forest. What to do, what to do?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
It Started With a Simple Tonic by The Treacle Tart reviews
There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Notes by crockywock reviews
Imagine McGonagall and Snape pinning notes at each other's door. Innocent little notes, to do with everyday business at Hogwarts. Reminders of staff meetings and so forth. Jinxed, of course, so that no student can read them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,186 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
How Not to Park a House by silentrevyrie reviews
Full title: How Not to Park a House Or: L. Frank Baum Must Not Have Owned a Mobile Home. OneShot written as a parody of the original. Feedback appreciated.
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
In the Library by alittlefairytale reviews
Confrontation in the library. Glinda, Elphaba, Pfannee, Shenshen, and Milla.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
Predictions, Misconceptions, and Transfigurations by mascaret reviews
Complete...ish. The life of Minerva McGonagall told through a series of different perspectives, but never her own. Warning: LONG this segment is merely the preamble. Begins post OOTP from HP's perspective, but soon delves into the past & other perspective
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 51 - Words: 269,377 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Truth Beyond Memory by shadowycat reviews
Minerva McGonagall has a good life: a job she loves, dear friends, a comfortable home, and a passionate relationship with the much younger Severus Snape. Indeed, life is very good...until her past comes back and threatens to take it all away. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 186,945 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
A Position of Power by Dazzleberry reviews
Cornelius Fudge, in his infinite wisdom, has once more decided that Dumbledore is a threat. What kind of imbecile is he going to appoint this time? Power struggles ensue. Rated for language, and no idea what genre it's going to develop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,836 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Really Bad Things by Pasque06 reviews
A glance at Professor Snape as we know him: the big, evil, greasy, generally unclean, snarky slime-ball who hates children! Seriously. It's on his office door. (61 - holy cow I'm alive)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Severus S., Albus D.
Porcelain by Septemberrains8 reviews
Remus Lupin returns a book he borrowed from Minerva McGonagall but things don't quite work out as he expected.. Remus/Minerva, set during POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,679 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Minerva M., Remus L.
A Snape Kind of Summer by PadfootOldBuddyOldPal reviews
What will happen when Harry is told he has to spend the summer with Snape and McGonagall, with only Ron's little sister for company?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,929 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/26/2002
Endless Sorrow by almea reviews
Maybe just a little bit of angst. Through the conniving of certain witches at Hogwarts Snape and an old love meet on top of a tower and talk. Not an OFC but I don't feel like tell you who it is. You'll find out in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2002 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Unexpected Paths by Nighteyes27 reviews
Sirius/McGonagall, after the final showdown with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Sirius B.
What Happened When...George Fell in Love by Deborah Brandybuck reviews
Some people cooughcoughFREDcough, got a little annoyed with George's teasing about their girlfriends. This is their revenge. George/Professor McGonagall implied, as are other relationships
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2002
Welcome to E! Fashion Emergency by Stargazer4 reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if Snape was chosen to be on Fashion Emergency? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/28/2001 - Severus S., George W.
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Watching the Stars reviews
After seeing Lily kiss James for the first time, Severus contemplates the meaning of his own life. T for attempted suicide and mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Dotty and the Witch reviews
A very young Dorothy explores her new home in Kansas, wondering about her parents, her aunt and uncle, and her new home. Just a quickie.
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2007
Midnight Snack reviews
Galinda rolled over in her bed with a moan, clutching her pillow to her belly. She whimpered pitifully as her stomach gave another growl of protest. Surely her new diet wasn't as bad as all this.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
First Flight reviews
It was ridiculous, even now in the cold Vinkus air. She had become the very picture of a Witch. A detail on the Witch's first broomride. The book was not on hand, and therefore not referenced, when I wrote this.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Ponderings reviews
How dare she? Embarrassing Miss Galinda in that fashion and even letting on that they were roommates! How dare she! Miss Galinda ponders on her roommate.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Color reviews
Galinda rumaged desperately through her nail polish drawer. Surely one of these colors could match her roomie's skin tone.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Dinner Date reviews
Forget another date did she,' Miss Elphaba's grin widened and Fiyero swore. Musicalverse and much sillier than my usual.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Storm reviews
With her attitude towards water, surely she would be frightened of the rain.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Green reviews
Certainly she had thought about 'why' she was green, but never why she was 'green'.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Magic reviews
Galinda sighed. She had to have this spell down by tomorrow. How was a floating chair ever going to help her in life anyway?
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Bath reviews
They say a bath can clear the senses and refresh the mind.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
Blood On Her Feet reviews
Dorothy felt her head begin to spin. What rebellion were they talking about? Why did the Wizard need saving? He wasn’t exactly the Wizard she had once pictured, but surely he had no reason to be afraid of the cowering Witch before her. Probably more K.
Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
Angel Watch Me Through the Night reviews
When one of Severus's experimental potions goes wrong, he loses his memory and his will for life. Who can help him? Probably G, but not 'disney' material
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,747 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
The Book of Sight in Braille reviews
Changes take place after wars, but life goes on. A post war fic through the eyes of a young girl who has a lot to live up to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Minerva M., Severus S.
A Woman's Weakness reviews
Every woman has a weakness, whether or not they act feminine. Some just control it better than others. But who can control hormones forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Minerva M.
Rest to the Weary reviews
Just after his seventeenth birthday, Harry finds comfort in an unlikely source and an unlikely place. Slight HBP spoilers, but nothing major.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Out of Sorrow reviews
Severus recieves a nasty surprise from the Minister of Magic that throws Minerva into dispair. What can he do to help the woman he always saw as a rival? One-Shot. SSMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Teachers Christmas, 1994 reviews
The Teachers view of Christmas, 1994. Very OOC. PG for Snape's language. UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
All I Need to Know reviews
A small scene from a small character's childhood. Almost a prequel to 'Imprtance of a Name'. PG-13 for implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Minerva M.
Shattered reviews
One-Shot. After the last battle. Not my regular. PG for Death
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Importance of a Name reviews
Dumbledore finds something strange about a dinner at his old friend's orphanage. He meets someone who will become an important figure in his life *PG just in case* Complete!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Umbridge vs McGonagall reviews
Songfic to 'Get Off My Back' from Spirit. Reivew!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Minerva M.
Game of the Century reviews
A staff vs. students quidditch match is proposed. Students are excited to see their teachers fall off their brooms. Will they see it? *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2003 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete