Author has written 17 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.
Status for all stories: MY MUSE IS GONE!!! I'M WORRIED I WON'T BE ABLE TO WRITE MUCH ANYMORE...I REALLY NEED TO WRITE.
PrUk is taking over my life. And I'm buried in my RuUk stories. ENGLAND? WHY AM I SO OBSESSED WITH YOU?
Name: Not in the mood to tell you so deal with it...
Age: Guess..., (though if you have read my stories you would have known...)
Myself: A lazy arse of a writer with the tendency to rant very passionately in what matters to her or what has caught her eye. Has a great ability to be offending to most people and loves to sleep during the day and work at night, a night owl... A kid with a pain in the arse of a brother that she'll always rant about.
Has mean sadistic streak, a large pessimist and a tsundere...
Has a tendency on pining a single character and love every pairing of that character with any person(usually man) GOD BLESS THE SOULS OF THE UNFORTUNATES THAT SHE HAS TAKEN LIKING TO...
Hates: Annoying people, close-minded people, homophobic people, urgh... MAY VARY BASED ON THE SITUATION...
Loves: Chocolates, sweets, pancakes, my bed, my ipod, History books, England, picking on England, Yaoi... MAY VARY BASED ON THE SITUATION
NOTE: I'M OFFICIALLY BECOMING A FRANCE! OH GOD, NO!!!!
"It's better to write for yourself and have no audience than write for an audience and have no self."
The Victorians were filthy
It turns out that the Victorians weren’t the tight-lipped prudes we once imagined. In fact it would seem that the Brits of the nineteenth century were a rather fruity bunch. Not only was this the age that heralded the vibrator as a cure for hysteria, but it also saw a rise in kinky behaviour and tools, such as nipple piercings, pubic wigs and some rather gruesome looking sex chairs. The sauciness doesn’t end there though. Although it is still disputed, it’s thought that the term blow job also derives from this “prudish” period where people would speak about a ‘below job’ and referred to prostitutes as ‘blowsys’.
Sorry but I couldn't help but laugh at this one. No one needed to research this really, we all know this.
I was seeing some new characters of Hetalia and I couldn't help but chant: 'Please no more female characters, please no more female characters, please no more female characters, please no more female characters, please no more female character, please no more female characters...' And I kinda chanted that throughout my viewing.
MY YAOI LOVING HEART CANNOT TAKE MORE!
OTPNot in order...
Hetalia (England pairings, because England deserves his own section)
1. Russia/England: Yandere Tsundere = LOVE
2. Prussia/England: a pairing that can't be put into words, seriously, I can't...
3.Scotland/England: what can I say, they're amazing together... gives me nice dreams, oh, did I already mentioned I like picking on England?
4.Germany/England: my newest addiction, well sort of new...
5.Romania/England: what? I have a thing with vampires, it's either I want to rip them to pieces or love them to death and Romania falls in the latter, Edward Cullen on the former...
6. France/England:my first love, even before I discovered Hetalia, I was already intrigued by their 'relationship'
7.Spain/England: pirate fetish... need me to say more?
8. America/England: I honestly didn't know how this one got here...
9. Everyone/ England:greatest kink I have, anyone for me is okay as long as England remains in the bottom...
Austria/Hungary(I love this one so much.)
Germany/Italy: who doesn't love them
Netherlands/Denmark: my newest addiction! Denmark makes a cute Uke...he really does...(don't tell Norway)
Sweden/Denmark: Yes, at that order! AH LOVE ON FIRST SIGHT! though it was hard due to the lack of fanfics on this pairing...
Katekyoushi Hitman Reborn
1. Hibari/Gokudera: A badass Uke and a Don't Fuck with me Seme! Gosh, I love them!!!
2.Mukuro/Gokudera: I just love Italians, don't you?
3, Yamamoto/Gokudera: ...No comment...
4.Tsuna/Gokudera: ukedera alright...
Byakuran/Shou-chan: Hahaha, love them!
Xanxus/Squalo: Anyone who doesn't love them will experience the flame of rage!
Dino/Squalo: A shark and a turtle...
Tyki/Allen: the poker pair... I squeal every time I see them.
Lavi/Allen: Laven... Hah, a carrot and a beansprout. I hate to eat them but love them together!!!
Comashipping(Paul/Ash): Kyaaaa! Stupid me and my fetishes!!!!
Palletshipping(Gary/Ash) : Who doesn't love them... Though I still love Comashipping more!
Malevolentshipping(Evil Ash/ Ash): Yeheyyy for Selfcest
Bouldershipping(Brock/Ash): Strangely I love it... Got a problem with that
Kirishima x Yokozawa I'm addicted, freaking addicted, CURSE YOU MANGA FOX AND YOUR LATE UPDATES!
Everyone x Joey
Haru x Kyo-wow, I'm so bloody loyal.
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Which Hetalia character are you?
The Axis Powers
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.(makes me think how I had gotten my paybacks from those jerks*evil laugh)
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[x]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.(stupid hair)
]You're a good artist.
]You can be clumsy at times.
]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
]You would surrender in a war situation.
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
[x]You're very stoic and serious.
[x]Sausages and/or potatos are your favourite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog(s).
[x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.(yup, she's a dragon that's spews fire!)
[x]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.(not all the time...)
]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.(fuck the rules, hahahaha)
[x]You work very hard.(only in regard with my fanfics, yes quite)
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'. (I like my personal space)
[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.(to some...)
[x]You've had issues with money once or twice.(having a human Switzerland as your brother does that to you and you allowance)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
]You're very mature.
[x]You think everything over before saying it.
[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[x]You isolated yourself during childhood.
]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
]You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people.
(5/10) ... well...umm, yeah...
The Allied Forces
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x]You love hamburgers.(even though I'm English)
[ ]You think you're awesome.
[ ]You love to invent things.
]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.(I prefer reading)
[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people.(when on hetalia mode)
]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.(it's their life, I have no business with their shit)
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x]You wear glasses.(when I want to intimidate other people, I say bring in the glasses!)
(3/10) ...I knew it.
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
On a side note: Wow England is a lot of countries! And they said the same wrong if they meant the UK! It's The United Kingdom of GREAT BRITAIN (big island with England/Scotland/Wales) and Northern Ireland (because the Irish hate the UK and succeeded)
[x]You like tea. (Can't go one day without drinking at least twice)
[x]You were quite tough as a kid.(I'm still a kid, and I kick asre...hard)
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical. (This statement summarize my existance)
[ ]Your cooking is awful.
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...(what?)
[x]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x]You have tried doing black magic before.(evil laugh)
[x]You get drunk quite easily. (I kick arse in drinking!)
[x]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. (does being extra sadistic count?)
[x]You're good at embroidery.(I'm great at it)
(9/10) ...I was born to be English
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[x]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[x]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[x]You say you're a gourmet.
(5/10) ... See! I'm half way to becoming France! Where is the "I'm a pervert"choice!
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[x]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall. ( I'll still grow damn it!)
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.(yes, I know that very much!)
[x]You wear a scarf all the time.(I bloody don't like the cold!)
[x]You love sunflowers.[x]You love Vodka(yes I do, but I don't get to drink often.)
[x]You can seem intimidating to other people.(it's natural charm)
[x]You're very strong.
[x]You have a big nose.
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
(9/10)I'm proud of my Russia blood! England become one with Russia!
China (Wang Yao)
[x]You're very mature.(When I want to be)
[X]You're very superstitious.
]You're very religious.
]You love pandas.
[x]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
]You love Hello Kitty.
]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.(My brother is perfect already)
]You work hard.(I'm a lazy-arse, that is a fact)
[x]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets.(I'm forever in sugar rush)
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x]You are very well-raised.(My brother did a great job)
[x]You're polite.(Most of the time)
[x]You love classical music.(I listen to Schubert, yeah that's what a normal eleven year-old does*totally overloading with sarcasm here)
[x]You like cake. (My brother makes one hell of a devil cake)
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.(I spend more than twelve hours writing/read fanfiction, does that count)
[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument. (Me and the violin are BFF!)
[ ]You've composed music before.
[x]You tend to call people 'morons'.(accompanied with twats, gits and idiots)
]You wear glasses.
(7/10)... Didn't expect this one...oh well
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x]You're often ignored by people. (I'm inconspicuous. Yeah! I spelled that one right! Go me!)
[x]You look younger than you actually are.(People mistake me for a nine year old, if I just sit quietly and stare at them, weird huh.)
[ ]You love hockey.
]You love polar bears.
]You hate fighting.
[x]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
]You often get mistaken for someone else.
]You feel under-appreciated.
[x]You're bilingual.(Damn right!)
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(4/10) whoa...(wipes a sweat on her forehead)
[ ]You smoke.
[x]You're very physically strong.
[x]You've won a lot of fist-fights.(with kicking)
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.(Isn't it obvious)
[x]You like hot weather.(I love it)
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.(from time to time)
[x]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model.
[x]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.(It is just plain rude)
(7/10)...No wonder I seem to hate America a lot sometimes
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
[x]You have a potty-mouth.
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[x]You used to be a very tough kid.(still am)
[x]You're very reliable.(sometimes)
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.(evil laugh)
[x]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.(I don't have a best friend)
[ ]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.(Goddamn, guilty!)
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x]You're very loyal.
[ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[x]You're very serious.
]You have a lot of patience.(what is this 'patience' you speak of)
[X]You think too much about philosophical stuff.(paranoid much!)
[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.(does laughing maniacally count?)
[x]You're not very confident.
[x]You were quite rebellious as a child.(still am)
]People tend to walk all over you.(Just try!)
[x]You're a born worrier.(I worry about my fanfics, again does that count?)
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[x]You're quite hyperactive.(One word. Sugar Rush.)
[x]You can be quite goofy.(When I am on Anime high)
[x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.(And go beat those who made me depressed on the first place!)
[x]You're very wary of strangers.
[x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics.(Gives my brother heartattacks
(8/10)Love Poland I knew were like totally soul-mates
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
[x]You're quite mean-spirited.
[x]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[x]You love to fight people.
[x]You can avoid marriages quite well.(Ummm, no comment...)
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[x]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(9/10)...I'm awesome Praise me!
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
[x]You are clueless about things around you.(Sometimes...)
[x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
]You're very responsible.(Not in my dictionary...)
[ ]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[X]You love churros.
]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.(Randomness is my middle name)
]Somehow, you like bananas.
[ ]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
(4/10)... Hey! Where is the 'I used to be bloody bad-arsed' choice!
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
]You tend to overreact a lot.
]You like to order people around.
[ ]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot.(Romano and me are best-buddies)
[ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[ ]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell. (Hehehe)
]You love tomatoes a lot.
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.
(4/10) ... No way! I want a re-take!
You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" "RussUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.
*Are you a Tomboy or Girly girl? Highlight the ones you are and add them up and then compare!*
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything
Total: 9 (Im sooo gonna be killed by my brother somehow...)
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted. (Sometimes.)
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. (That is a gift, my friend.)
You wish you could fly.
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color. (Does it count if it changes?)
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much. (Super shy around those I don't know.)
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules. (Some of them.)
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules. (Some of them.)
You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
Most compatible with:Badass Uke
Least compatible with:Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
Quiet and very self-assured, you tend to keep your own council. Pragmatic and practical to a fault, you are not one to worry about the finer points of philosophical discourse. In fact, because you are very much an individualist, you often finds yourself at odds with the established truth or the wishes of the majority. You will often earn the wrath of an employer by taking upon yourself decisions which are rightly those of your manager. You are not one to take credit unless it is deserved. Similarly however, you will also not happily give credit where it is not due. In a romantic relationship you can be very frustrating. While you do care deeply and sincerely, and are willing to work at a relationship, your confidence in your own abilities can on occasion make it difficult to see the world from a partner’s point of view. Quiet and stoic at times, you can drive a more emotional individual completely up the wall. You can become overstressed and fatigued without knowing it. Taking time to rest between bouts of hard work can help to prevent a breakdown later on.