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Joined 10-21-11, id: 3359791, Profile Updated: 01-12-14
Author has written 2 stories for Dragon Ball, and Westing Game.

woah. just realized what this thing is for..I guess I write stupid stuff now!

I like: ponies, rainbows, rainbow poinies, jk! I REALLY like: Dragonball (particularly Piccolo), team four star, my friends (usually), vanilla and mint choco chip ice cream (i am currently eating it!), maximum ride (when people aren't obbsessing over it), books (in general), most sports ('cept lax), Taylor Swift (and most country and pop music), and well, most living creatures (not popular snobby ones, though)

I DO NOT like: popular snobby people (mentioned earlier), Justin Bieber, One Direction, rotten food (gross), most curse words, and people who try to destroy the world (with the exception of Android 18)


I am a GIRL(with straight brown hair and blue eyes)

You may call me lovemice, that's it.

List of Stuff I thank god for ('cept im an atheist so this makes no sense...)

Spell check
making those dumb writers sound so smart!

giving us a fun word to say in spanish and an easy way to get on a sugar high!

to you know, live

and all that other crap
to do pointless things with!

Dragonball Pact

"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like FUNimation dub or Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say "saiyan" ot "saiyajin",we must stand strong and united. For we are the last of a dying race. And all those who are ture fan post this on your page proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage forever. For you are a true saiyan."

You say Edward, I say Ponyboy.
You say Bella, I say Sandy.
You say Jacob, I say Sodapop.
You say Washington, I say Tulsa.
You say Vampires, I say Greasers.
You say "How romantic," I say "Let's do it for Johnny!"
Put this in your profile if you love The Outsiders. :D

Both of these quotes are from icykaku55, so check out her page!

This is my family (mostly my dad's) favorite poem by Lewis Carroll

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, wit heyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

So many words that I don't know the meaning to, but sound cool are in this poem!


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


are like

apples on trees

the best one’s are

at the top of the tree.

The boys don’t want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead they settle for the rotten apples

from the ground that aren’t as good but

easy to get. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they’re amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, one who’s

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

Female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$.

Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!
Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.

Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

The class actually says, " Hello Raster Master"

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?


Without looking, guess what time it is:


Now look at a clock. What is the actual time?

5:08...not too bad

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Ok, no one even reads this far so Megan

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Megizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Mouse

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Camille Strawberry

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom/dad's maiden/ gentleman(?) name): Flymeoll (ok...)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Milk

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom/dad's maiden(er gentleman?)name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Camilleolpe

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Camille

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Christine

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Banana Bomb

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Maroon Eyepatch

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school.
(Kiss them outside instead.)
9) Thou shall not worry about tests.
(Just cheat on them: better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave em in the middle)

If you want more of these funny things, see kiwihead136's's practically endless!


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. (AGAIN)

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when youre not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will tell you that you look fine.

BEST FRIENDS: Will say,"Did you sleep in a ditch?" Then give you their extra shirt.

FRIENDS: Will ask when to come over.

BEST FRIENDS: Are already over.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.


So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: Hey Now, You're A Rockstar- Smashmouth (So, a good start to a movie)

Waking Up: It's My Life- Bon Jovi (Pretty good)

First Day At School: Call Me Maybe- Carly Rae Jepson ( I get a guy..maybe?)

Making Your New Best Friend: Don't Stop Believing- Journey (Aw...I dont have any friends)

Falling In Love: Somebody That I Used to Know- Gotye (Is that good or bad? bad i think)

Breaking Up: Vogue- Madonna (WHAT?)

Prom: I Heart Question Mark- Taylor Swift (darn I go alone!)

Graduation: Don't Forget- Demi Lovato (this is on my ipod??)

Life's Okay: Turning Tables- Adele (but this song is sad...)

Death of a Close Friend: Boom Boom Pow- The Black Eyed Peas (WTF? this is supposed to be sad!! I should really switch this with the other one...)

Mental Breakdown: Waking Up in Vegas- Katy Perry (I have a mental breakdown in Vegas...It works)

Driving: Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)- Enrique Iglesias (I dont even want to know what goes on in that car...)

Flashback: Domino- Jessie J (Woo hoo!)

Getting Back Together: Rumour Has It- Adele (okay...but I LOVE this song)

Wedding Scene: Misery- Maroon 5 (damn I cant find love!)

Birth of Child: You and I- Lady Gaga (I guess I get a divorce)

Car Accident: Long Live- Taylor Swift (yes I live!!)

Final Battle: White Horse- Taylor Swift (oh crap)

Ending Credits: Tonight Tonight- Hot Chelle Rae (love it!)

Deleted Scenes: Hit the Lights- Selena Gomez

So I have a diverse Ipod, but I have some pretty girly songs. Don't judge. ;)

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