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Joined 10-21-11, id: 3359810, Profile Updated: 01-31-13
Author has written 3 stories for Mass Effect.

I should write something here.

My name is REDACTED FOR NATIONAL SECURITY, but you can call me Clint. He was an amusing character I invented as a kid. I have adopted the personality as a pen name now. Some basic facts are that I am in my mid 20's and that I live in Delaware. I don't write a lot, but have a wickedly dry sense of humor.

Why you are suffered to endure my presence

My main posting on here has been "Mock Effect 2" a sequel to the original by one "Mister Buch" and a sequel to that "Mock Effect 3." I landed on the original following quotes from the OLD bioware forums that caught my fancy, and truly enjoyed the work in it's entirety. When it was clear that Mister Buch did not wish to pen the sequel, I asked his permission to construct it. He has graciously given such, and therein lies the reason for my presence here.

Please write reviews!

I am very eager to receive any and all reviews on the content of Mock Effect 2 & 3. You don't like what I did with a certain character or scene? Tell me about it! You love a line? Please send me a note and let me know. I cannot adjust anything or include more of a particular sequence or character unless someone says something. I may not change it in the long run, but please get your voice out there!

Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10579 - Favs: 13,527 - Follows: 5,487 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
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Mock Effect 3 reviews
Sequel to Mr. Buch's masterful mockery of the first game and my continuation of it. The Shepard twins are trying to save the galaxy, loosely following the game "Mass Effect 3"'s script. Jane tries her best to be a paragon, whilst overcoming John's renegade tendencies and the frustrations of being in command of what has to be the oddest crew ever assembled. (Image Credit Saq02)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,022 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Mock Effect 2 reviews
Sequel to Mr. Buch's masterful mockery of the first game. The twins Jane & John Shepard are exploring the galaxy, loosely following the game "Mass Effect 2"'s script. Along the way they poke fun at the various plot holes/inconsistencies they encounter.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,476 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Twas the Night Before : A Mock Effect Christmas reviews
By now, I assume you're familiar with the characters of the "Mock Effect" Universe. If not, please go to and read the original by Mister Buch. This story is a brief interlude with a holiday theme. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M) - Complete