Author has written 16 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Witch & Wizard, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.
I am Daughter of Hades 14
Hi :) My name is Alyssa, I go by Lyss or Jo:) and I'm a passionate writer and dancer. Im in middle school and I love to BMX. Anyone who private messages, ill reply, and if anyone needs to talk im here too.
Now i know alot of people dont come to profiles to hear me preach, so im going to steer clear of that. But i do want to make a point that i am a very devoted Christian and if that affects your opinion on me, im fine with that. I try to glorify my creator's forgiveness and will through my writing, and i hope that other people are doing that too. If youre going to hate me, hate me. But this is who i am and anyone who wants to know about me better add this. So sorry to anyone who didnt come here to get a church lesson, but this is just me. Some people think its stupid, but i want to live in happiness and with My Father for eternity. So uhm, ya. :)
Okayyyy, well ill tell ya a little bit more about myself. My favorite colors are black and purple. My favorite shoes are my purple Vans and my Joker Converse. My favorite foods are sweet and salty. I can speak some Icelandic, (I'm still learning,). I practically live by The Hunger Games. I also absolutely LOVE Harry Potter, Percy Jackson. and Hex Hall. My favorite movies are The Hunger Games, The Deathly Hallows Part 1 and The Prisoner of Azkaban, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Titanic, Girl Fight, and a bunch of others. I love to laugh, and i love to learn yall's names and stories. Name it, ive been there :)
Now, just for my other book enthuiasts out there: my book list. You find it- I've read it. Please PM me with suggestions!
Hex Hall, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, anything John Green, Beautiful Creatures, Percy Jackson, and omG I CAN'T MAKE THIS LIST ITS TOO LONG. Just ask if i've read it. Im tired, yanno?
Anytime i write a story, i strive to keep up with every chapter by updating a poyvore outfit creation.
Nina's date oufit-
Nina's first day oufit-
Amber's designing outfit-
Alana, Ganina,Ryan first day-
Ganina's hospital outfit-
Alana, Ryan, and Nina's hospital outfits-
Girl's reunion outfits-
Told To Stay Away:
Train Ride Home:
Things I am not to do at Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not attack my fellow classmates
51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area
Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear Impossible, Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater. Sincerely, Spongebob
Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing
I have a gun!... would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder. Hey, I'm the one that pushed you!
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
"Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives."
"Boys are like lava lamps fun to look at, but not very bright."
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?
Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"
IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go
Favorite PJO Quotes
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“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
“If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.”
“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”
“Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all.”
“Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum.”
“It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.”
“How did you die?" "We er...drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub.”
“The cafe windows wrapped all the way around the observation floor, which gave us a beautiful panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come to kill us"
“Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.”
“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”
“Where's the glory in repeating what others have done?”
“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”
“She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.”
"The chains of death can only be be melted by the fire of life"
The bible says always be prepared Amber, That's the boy scouts Amber and Fabian
Speak of the devil, Litterelly, I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames. What does it say? It's not repeatable... Jerome and Alfie
Falls out of chair in amazement *does it* Alfie
Tut Tut Fabian Tut Tut Amber
Are you insane? Yes, quite possibly Eric Sweet and Rufus Zeno
Just girl stuff, For girls. I can be really girly at times. Patricia
I'm sorry for spending all my dad's money, and for giving Mara a hard time at elections, and for thinking about David Bechkam even though I KNOW he's Victoria's... Amber
You did really well, and you din't pee your pants. so...Bonus! patricia
Oh, this is the girls toliets. I can see that now. Fabian
World domination to Victor is six people in bed by ten Alfie
I want to see my face in that toliet. I would love to see your face in the toliet. Victor and Alfie
Toliet duty! This is the fifth time this term!Alfie
I know! How about we do a story about a young girl who loses her parents in mysterious circumstances when they steal some treasure from an Egyptian pyramid. And then the girl was taught by a wierd guardian in a big old house! But then the guardian tries to stealthe treasure! And then the girl has to try to stop him. And then she gets help from some friends from the future. And they find the treasure. And the girl is really happy. And the friends are very rich. And they all live happily ever after. The end! Amber
Well how do you know (talking about cat experimentation)? I mean, what if someone was trying to make something, like, I don't know. Just off the top of my head... An elixer of life or something. It was just something I read in a book, that's all. Amber
There's bad. There's really bad. There's completely soul-whitheringly bad. And then there's you. Jerome
Oh no, not charity!! Jerome
Victor doesn't have a cat? Tell that to his cat. Amber and Nina
Frump. Freak. There are no words. Amber
Oh yeah. I mean no, it wasn't her it was me. I love to steal keys. Amber
Got it! Got what? Looks, brains, charms, you know. All those things you don't have Jerome. (points to skeleton) your girlfriends looking for you Rutter. Nina, jerome, fabian, jerome
What Mick? Touble in Maradise? Oh my gosh, that was clever!Amber
Why does the chosen day have to be the same day as our prom? The universe is so selfish, sometimes. Amber
Okay, ask me now, before there's an earthquake or a swarm of locusts or something that stops you from asking me! Nina
Victor stop! What are you doing? What does it look like I'm doing? I'm releasing an idiot. Trudy and Victor
Welcome to WeLoveMara Land. Population: Jerome! Alfie
Who are you going with Patricia? "I don't know, no one." "Good." "Good?!" "No! Not good, I mean, good, because, someone might ask you. Ehhhh... Fabian and Patricia
Do we have any ideas for Nina ...girls in Bikinis? I'll just put that down as a general wardrobe note. Jason Winkler and Jerome
Your're insane! Very observant, now go. Jason and Rufus
Nina, Will you go to prom with me? Yes. yes. Yes?! Yes! YES! Fabian and Nina
Adorible, Now i'm starving. Fabian just asked me to be his date for prom. No Way! I thought i was supposed to be going with Fabian! Oh... Haha! Patricia and Nina
You look- Ridiculous. I know. I was going to say beautiful. Fabian and Nina.
Whoa, is it hot in here? Nina to Fabian
This is my signed copy of Solar System is your Friend! Fabian
Do you think she really saw a G-O-S-T? Amber
I'm worried about you. Yeah, well, join the club. I'm worried about me too! Jason and Patricia
What was that? I don't know but it was way creepier than i was hoping. It sounded like a voice. Yeah, a voice. Or a moan. A deathbed moan. Of someone who really doesn't want to die. Well, that's...descriptive. Fabian and Nina
And then there was the time Jerome stole Mrs. Andrew's scarf because it smelled of her perfume and snuggled up in bed with it because he was missing his mum. Alfie.
Mara and Jerome, great acting, yeah. You could almost feel the hatred. Jason/Mr.Winkler
Mick and I have got ten of them already. He's so sweet. He lets me hang onto them, but I know he loves them. Amber
I would tell you, Amber, but I'm sure you'll make up something anyways. Fabian
Everyone thinks I'm crazy. Even I think I'm crazy. Patricia
What are you hiding? Tell me, or I'll go to Mr. Sweet and tell him that you're doing something weird and I don't know what it is. Or something. Amber to Nina
I'll take it to the grave. I never tell a secret. Amber
I can't believe you told Amber. She has a mouth the size of a...black hole. Fabian
Sshhh! Amber, what are you doing here? And what's with the heels? I didn't want to miss out on anything, and these are my lucky heels. Why aren't you wearing them? I can't actually run away in them. Fabian and Amber
Amber, what's with the cloves of garlic? This isn't Twilight! Fabian and Amber
Hello Trudy. Ice cream, brownies, yum yum. Yes, unlike you, Miss. Millington. I wasn't born yesterday. Now, what are you doing? I'm starving and i don't care about your stupid rules! I'm on a fridge raid! Amber and Victor
I pulled the names out of a bowl and made the questions before... do not hate me for the answers i give... Haha
6. Ryan (This is my fave OC, well cause she is me!! Thank you Tabyylynn for entering her!)
Would 5 and 7 make a good couple?
Mara and Victor... Uh NO!!! well maybe... No NO NOOO
What if 7 ate 9?
Victor ate Amber... Well, that is probably something Victor would do... But Mick would punch Victor in the face and then cut him open and get Amber out. Right!! Go Mickber!! He would do that right! Say right! RIGHT!!! SAY RIGHT!!!
Do 12 and 3 have a future?
Fabian and Trudy... UHHH NOOOO!!!!
If 9 saw 4 kiss 11, what would 9 do?
Amber saw Mick and Nina... She would so slap Mick then break up with him, and then Fabian would murder Mick for getting with his girlfriend... And then Nina would slap the dead Mick for what he did. But he would come back to life and get Amber back! Mickber! Right! Say Right! RIGHT!!!
3 and 6 get married, but don't invite 2, 12, or 10, what happens?
Trudy and Ryan don't invite Jerome, Fabian, or Joy... First off, I aint like that (oops i mean Ryan) Second, Jerome isn't invited because everyone knows he secretly hates Trudy for stealing Ryan... Fabian isnt invited because he agrees with Jerome, and is too wierded out by it all so doesn't mind he isn't invited... Joy isn't invited because everyone on this FLIPPIN EARTH HATES HER!!!
1 and 8 decide to hate eachother... ????
Patricia and Alfie... I really don't see the issue here...
11 and 6 break up, what happens?
Ryan and Mick... Mickyan or Rick... I don't know... but all i have to say is... MICKBER WILL PREVAIL!! Right! Say right! Right!!! Oh well, Mick succeded in getting Amber jealous and they are together... the end! Right, say right, right! Oh i give up now... RIGHT!!
A Journey into My Mind
My best friend was a plastic spider named Jerry... he is yellow...
I have a special eraser that i yell at in a british accent during class because he has a big nose which i bloodied up today...
I hate my teacher, she said sightful isn't a word... stupid 90%...
I love using the words- exuberant, affable, despisable, and... moo
Moo is my favorite word on earth... tehehe, i like cows...
My "twin"- Rylee... her favorite word is Glitter Burp, which i decided is the sound Unicorn's make...
HOA is always on my mind... except when i am thinking about something else
I wished for my own chunk of Antartica for Christmas... I didn't get it
Sometimes... ok fine, all the time, i scream at books for the characters for being stupid...
Hahahaha, my cane is way candier than yours!!
Sometimes, i am reading upstairs and my dad calls me on my cellphone, saying "time to come in, it is time for dinner..." sad right?
I love One Direction, and am not afraid to admit I am obsessed... Mrs. Alyssa Direction in the future!!!!!
Hunger Games is my crack. I play Johanna and Glimmer in KIK roleplays. So scratch my above comment. I am JOHANNA TOMLINSON!
I FREAKING LOVE NIALL HORAN, ALSO, BOO BEAR, HAZZA, DJ, AND DADDY SO DONT ASK ME IF ILL SHARE, CUZ I WONT.
Team Its Not Twilight. But because you asked, yes, I do vote Peeta ;)
Team Fabina. But i also ship Famber, Jamber, and Jerina for HOA.
I LOVE HARRY POTTER!
Ive read the HP books, and have a Pottermore, so PM me if you wanna be friends.
Luna and Neville Ginny and Harry Hermione and Ron Hermione and Fred Tonks and Lupin Rose and Scorpious
The Dark Lord WILL rise again. Throw us in Azkaban, We Will Wait. -Bellatrix Lestrange
Fav HPs: Draco, Luna, Sirius, Neville, Bella
DRACO AND NEVILLE ARE MINE.
Just a Slytherin catcher, ready to win ;)
I am the daughter of Hades- Alyssa, the demigoddess of the Underworld, well in my mind at least :) (PJO)
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