Author has written 35 stories for Fire Emblem.
"Screw the game endings."
These are my "words of useless wisdom."
All of my major announcements will be posted on every chapter of AGOH as they are written and uploaded.
I will take no more requests until further notice, sadly. If you still have a request pending, check out the My Requests section below.
I GOT FE13 EARLY! ON THE 30TH OF JANUARY! SCORE ONE FOR THE CANADIANS!
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Welcome to the domain of COOKIECHEESEMAN! As an honourary Fire Emblem fan (I've played through FE 7, 6, 8, 4, 5, and 13, in order of completion) that is what I'll be reviewing and submitting on this site. For the one person who will actually read this, I shall explain my antics below.
...you know, considering the vastness of this profile, one would think I'd have written 500 stories and have been on this site for 10 years. One would be horribly wrong.
Check here every couple of weeks (hopefully) to see what I'm up to! I'll change what's in the brackets for my current project as time goes on.
Currently Working On
At this point, all of my submissions will be romance, and a good chunk of my submissions will involve rare/crack pairings. Some will also be humour or hurt/comfort. I generally find hurt/comfort to be a wonderful solution to angst, which is why I use it. And humour's pretty self explanatory.
My catchphrases for my stories will generally be "screw the game endings, screw angst." That may explain a lot. :) Although, my reviews and author's notes contain a lot of "words of useless wisdom" as well.
I hope you like happy endings... because that's what I'm going to put into every single one of my submissions! ;) Stop cringing! I see you!
Reviewing is fun! You get to comment on the best parts of people's stories, and make random jokes about them. Although that may just be me.
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I generally put a lot of thought into my reviews, none of this "YAY I LOVED THIS" and that's it crap. Sometimes I should write more, but I never know what to say. Oh well, at least I'll provide encouragement!
My "words of useless wisdom" are enlightening to all. It is wise to read them with a very low standard of funny.
By the way, I only review the best of my favourites, so in this way, I praise the stories I love and the rest sit happily in my "favourite stories" section. Unfortunately, I do not have the time or the work ethic to do the others. I AM a lazy bum after all. This doesn't mean that I didn't like the other stories; far from it! They wouldn't BE in the favourites section if they weren't enjoyable!
Actually, I've started reviewing other people's work not just for the sake of being one of my favourites, and so that kind of makes some of the stuff in the previous paragraph part of the Department of Redundancy Department. Oh well.
While I myself may not be a good writer, I still enjoy writing, so random praise and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism is greatly appreciated; in this way, future submissions will (hopefully) be better because of it.
And if anyone reviews my stuff, expect a reply! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE! BWA HA HA!
The only stories I will read on this site (so far) are from Fire Emblem 7, 6, 8, and 4, and 90% of the time, the genres I'll read are humour and romance. Yes, you heard me right. ROMANCE. Can't get enough, actually. I love fluffy stuff and sappiness in stories. It will be a shame when I run out of stuff to read. I'll have to start reading from other video games at some point then.
As mentioned above, I will only review the best of my favourites, with some exceptions. (and when I mean "the best", I mean the ones I enjoyed the most and took the time to review)
And just to clarify, there are some romance/angst stories on my favourites list, but there wasn't any angst at all! So that's in case people think I'm contradicting myself if they actually look, which I doubt.
As far as favourite stories go, these are the stories I enjoy, obviously.
As for favourite authors, well, that's a secret.
Why YOU Should Read My Stories
I shall now inform you of how to pick finished stories to read if you are one of those meanies that don't read every single one of them!
For your convenience, these are in the order they were completed, not necessarily when they were written.
Want a low-quality story that involves Jaffar REFLECTING ON HIS LIFE?!? Read Reminiscing! (JaffarxNino FE7)
Want to learn about how Erk and Serra stop hating each other in a NEEDLESSLY HUMOUROUS MEDIUM?!? Read Her Smile! (ErkxSerra FE7)
Want to see Myrrh PREGNANT?!? Read Sunrise, Sunset! (MyrrhxEphraim FE8)
Want to watch Roy stare at LALUM'S CHEST?!? Read You Really Like Me?! (RoyxLalum FE6)
Want a story from a game you will PROBABLY NEVER PLAY?!? Read Like a Dream! (MidaylexBrigid FE4)
Want a story about Roy being completely TAKEN OVER BY HORMONES?!? Read At First Sight! (RoyxCecilia FE6)
Want to see Saleh dream about EIRIKA NAKED?!? Read Comfort! (SalehxEirika FE8)
Want a KentxLyn story about Lyn COMPLETELY IMMOBILIZING HERSELF?!? Read Silent Guardian! (KentxLyn FE7)
Want to see Raven pretty much GROPE HIS SISTER?!? Read A Mutual Feeling! (HeathxPriscilla FE7)
Want to see Innes HAVE A TEMPER TANTRUM?!? Read Most Important Prize! (InnesxEirika FE8)
Want a situation where Sain ACTUALLY GETS A GIRL?!? Read Kissing Booth! (SainxFarina FE7)
Want to see Rebecca GIVE RAVEN HEARTBURN?!? Read Perspectives! (RavenxRebecca FE7)
Want to hear about Heath and Priscilla MAKING A BABY ON HYPERION?!? Read Satisfied! (HeathxPriscilla FE7)
Want to see why the Tactician wants to basically STALK FLORINA?!? Read Afraid! (TacticianxFlorina FE7)
Want to hear about Florina's CONSUMMATION WITH HECTOR?!? Read What I Love About You! (FlorinaxHector FE7)
Want to see Serra KISS GUY TO DEATH?!? Read Kissing Booth: The Sequel! (GuyxSerra FE7)
Want a story from another game you will PROBABLY NEVER PLAY?!? Read Walking! (LeafxSara FE5)
Want to hear about Heath ASK FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE?!? Read Three Questions! (HeathxVaida FE7)
Want to learn Miriel's reasonings for MAKING OUT WITH THE VAIKE?!? Read The Ultimate Understanding! (VaikexMiriel FE13)
Want a story that PROBABLY ISN'T EVEN CONSIDERED ROMANCE?!? Read Solved Mystery! (RobinxLissa FE13)
Want to see why Robin wants to MAKE LISSA HIS BRIDE?!? Read Make Me a Bride! (RobinxLissa FE13)
Want to see Forde's CREEPY DREAMS?!? Read Crazy Dreams! (FordexEirika FE8)
Want to see Yarne IN HEAT?!? Read Heat! (YarnexNoire)
Want to see Hector marry Serra IN TWO WAYS?!? Read Why Did I Agree?! (HectorxSerra FE7)
Want to hear about Amelia's obsession with DOZLA'S BEARD?!? Read Beards! (AmeliaxDozla FE8)
Want to see the tactician finally GET TO KISS LYNDIS?!? Read Worthwhile Tactics! (TacticianxLyn FE7)
Want a meddling Serra to get Erk to CONFESS HIS FEELINGS TO NINO UNWITTINGLY?!? Read That Cute Little Mage! (ErkxNino FE7)
Want to see Lon'qu rub vulneraries ALL OVER LUCINA'S CHEST?!? Read Mutual Respect! (Lon'quxLucina FE13)
Want a baking mistake from Lowen to WIN OVER REBECCA'S HEART?!? Read Heart-Shaped Cupcakes! (LowenxRebecca FE7)
Want a contract obligation that allows Eliwood to KISS FARINA AS MUCH AS HE WANTS?!? Read Contract Woes! (EliwoodxFarina FE7)
Want a masked Roy to DRUNKENLY WOO LILINA?!? Read Lilina's Masquerader! (LilinaxRoy FE6)
Want to see Myrrh and Saleh get married BECAUSE OF OBLIGATIONS TO CONCEIVE?!? Read Differences! (MyrrhxSaleh FE8)
Want to watch Guy SUFFER RIDICULOUSLY TO GET PRISCILLA TO NOTICE HIM?!? Read Notice Me! (GuyxPriscilla FE7)
Feel free not to take any of this seriously. :p
I'm no longer accepting requests at the moment. Don't worry, anyone waiting for a request will still get it eventually! I'm just not adding any new ones to the list.
When I am taking requests, I'll (most likely) take requests if they're from a FE game I've played (FE7, 6, 8, 4, 5, and 13 so far) that doesn't involve yaoi or yuri or incest. No crossovers, either!
Make sure you send me pairings only! As well, I'll only accept two requests per person... when I'm taking requests, anyway.
Here's my list of outstanding requests so far! There is no set schedule for these, and they are not guaranteed to be written in this order either. They will be written at some point, though!
Note that if a request was here previously and is now gone, that means that I have written that request! Check my uploaded stories for it if you missed it, and PLEASE give some feedback once it's written so I know you've seen it!
LevinxSylvia (Cormag Ravenstaff)
SainxRebecca, ErkxSerra (Fireminer)
A special thanks to Kitten Kisses, who is now officially Bonsoir! She beta read my first major submission (Her Smile) by teaching me how to write tenses correctly and to improve overall writing! She also helped a little bit with first-person narrative. It's people like her that make this website worth being a part of.
I thank the people who will eventually read my submissions, review them, favourite me or my submissions, or at least enjoy any of my submissions. Did you like anything I wrote? Then it was worth it to write it! Other than personal satisfaction, of course.
And lastly, I thank everyone who contributes to this site. Your work is appreciated!