Author has written 60 stories for Fire Emblem.
"Screw the game endings."
These are my "words of useless wisdom".
Welcome to the domain of COOKIECHEESEMAN! As an honourary Fire Emblem fan, (I've played through FE7, 6, 8, 4, 5, 13, 9, 14, and 15, in order of completion) that is what I'll be reviewing and submitting on this site. For the one person who will actually read this, I shall explain my antics below.
Currently Working On
The final chapter of A Glimmer of Hope (RoyxIdoun FE6)
All of my submissions will be romance, and a good chunk of my submissions will involve rare/crack pairings. Some will also be humour or hurt/comfort. I generally find hurt/comfort to be a wonderful solution to angst, which is why I use it. And humour's pretty self explanatory.
I hope you like happy endings... because that's what I'm going to put into every single one of my submissions! ;) Stop cringing! I see you!
Reviewing is fun! You get to comment on the best parts of people's stories, and make random jokes about them. Although that may just be me.
NO GUEST REVIEWS, PLEASE! SIGN IN BEFORE REVIEWING OR I WILL DELETE IT!
While I myself may not be a good writer, I still enjoy writing, so random praise and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism is greatly appreciated; in this way, future submissions will (hopefully) be better because of it.
And if anyone reviews my stuff, expect a reply! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE! BWA HA HA!
Why YOU Should Read My Stories
I shall now inform you of how to pick finished stories to read if you are one of those people that don't read every single one of them!
For your convenience, these are in the order they were completed, not necessarily when they were started.
Want a low-quality story that involves Jaffar REFLECTING ON HIS LIFE?!? Read Reminiscing! (JaffarxNino FE7)
Want to learn about how Erk and Serra stop hating each other in a NEEDLESSLY HUMOUROUS MEDIUM?!? Read Her Smile! (ErkxSerra FE7)
Want to see Myrrh PREGNANT?!? Read Sunrise, Sunset! (MyrrhxEphraim FE8)
Want to watch Roy stare at LALUM'S CHEST?!? Read You Really Like Me?! (RoyxLalum FE6)
Want a story from a game you will PROBABLY NEVER PLAY?!? Read Like a Dream! (MidaylexBrigid FE4)
Want a story about Roy being completely TAKEN OVER BY HORMONES?!? Read At First Sight! (RoyxCecilia FE6)
Want to see Saleh dream about EIRIKA NAKED?!? Read Comfort! (SalehxEirika FE8)
Want a KentxLyn story about Lyn COMPLETELY IMMOBILIZING HERSELF?!? Read Silent Guardian! (KentxLyn FE7)
Want to see Raven pretty much GROPE HIS SISTER?!? Read A Mutual Feeling! (HeathxPriscilla FE7)
Want to see Innes HAVE A TEMPER TANTRUM?!? Read Most Important Prize! (InnesxEirika FE8)
Want a situation where Sain ACTUALLY GETS A GIRL?!? Read Kissing Booth! (SainxFarina FE7)
Want to see Rebecca GIVE RAVEN HEARTBURN?!? Read Perspectives! (RavenxRebecca FE7)
Want to hear about Heath and Priscilla MAKING A BABY ON HYPERION?!? Read Satisfied! (HeathxPriscilla FE7)
Want to see why the Tactician wants to basically STALK FLORINA?!? Read Afraid! (TacticianxFlorina FE7)
Want to hear about Florina's CONSUMMATION WITH HECTOR?!? Read What I Love About You! (FlorinaxHector FE7)
Want to see Serra KISS GUY TO DEATH?!? Read Kissing Booth: The Sequel! (GuyxSerra FE7)
Want a story from another game you will PROBABLY NEVER PLAY?!? Read Walking! (LeafxSara FE5)
Want to hear about Heath ASKING FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE?!? Read Three Questions! (HeathxVaida FE7)
Want to learn Miriel's reasonings for MAKING OUT WITH THE VAIKE?!? Read The Ultimate Understanding! (VaikexMiriel FE13)
Want a story that PROBABLY ISN'T EVEN CONSIDERED ROMANCE?!? Read Solved Mystery! (RobinxLissa FE13)
Want to see why Robin wants to MAKE LISSA HIS BRIDE?!? Read Make Me a Bride! (RobinxLissa FE13)
Want to look into Forde's CREEPY DREAMS?!? Read Crazy Dreams! (FordexEirika FE8)
Want to see Yarne ASSESS NOIRE'S BODY WHILE HE'S IN HEAT?!? Read Heat! (YarnexNoire)
Want to see Hector marry Serra IN TWO WAYS?!? Read Why Did I Agree?! (HectorxSerra FE7)
Want to hear about Amelia's obsession with DOZLA'S BEARD?!? Read Beards! (AmeliaxDozla FE8)
Want to see the tactician finally GET TO KISS LYNDIS?!? Read Worthwhile Tactics! (TacticianxLyn FE7)
Want a meddling Serra to get Erk to CONFESS HIS FEELINGS TO NINO UNWITTINGLY?!? Read That Cute Little Mage! (ErkxNino FE7)
Want to see Lon'qu rub vulneraries ALL OVER LUCINA'S CHEST?!? Read Mutual Respect! (Lon'quxLucina FE13)
Want a baking mistake from Lowen to WIN OVER REBECCA'S HEART?!? Read Heart-Shaped Cupcakes! (LowenxRebecca FE7)
Want a contract obligation that allows Eliwood to KISS FARINA AS MUCH AS HE WANTS?!? Read Contract Woes! (EliwoodxFarina FE7)
Want a masked Roy to DRUNKENLY WOO LILINA?!? Read Lilina's Masquerader! (LilinaxRoy FE6)
Want to see Myrrh and Saleh get married BECAUSE OF OBLIGATIONS TO CONCEIVE?!? Read Differences! (MyrrhxSaleh FE8)
Want to watch Guy SUFFER RIDICULOUSLY TO GET PRISCILLA TO NOTICE HIM?!? Read Notice Me! (GuyxPriscilla FE7)
Want to watch Sigurd KISS TILTYU IN A BLIZZARD?!? Read Faithful! (TiltyuxSigurd FE4)
Want to know why Forde wants Eirika to STRIP INTO HER UNDERWEAR FOR HIM?!? Read Truly Beautiful! (FordexEirika FE8)
Want to see Lute wearing CUSTOM-MADE SMALLCLOTHES WITH AXES STITCHED ON THEM?!? Read I'll Show You!! (RossxLute FE8)
Want to know how Tharja UNWITTINGLY AROUSES CHROM?!? Read The Wrong Recipient! (TharjaxChrom FE13)
Want to see how Priscilla reacts to WIL'S EMBRACE?!? Read Sensations! (PriscillaxWil FE7)
Want to know why Leila suddenly longs for MATTHEW'S PRESENCE?!? Read Fearful! (LeilaxMatthew FE7)
Want to find out why Ishtar LONGS FOR HER HUSBAND'S TOUCH?!? Read Last Resort! (IshtarxJulius FE4)
Want to see Sain fail at NOT FLIRTING WITH WOMEN?!? Read Commitment! (SainxRebecca, KentxLyn FE7)
Want to hear what Ephraim and Myrrh do DURING THE NIGHT OF THEIR ANNIVERSARIES?!? Read A Relationship in Fifty Words! (MyrrhxEphraim FE8)
Want to know what Robin and Cordelia do together in the kitchen that SOUNDS NAUGHTY TO EAVESDROPPERS?!? Read Kitchen Talk! (Robin(M)xCordelia FE13)
Want to understand why at one point five years ago RENAULT ABANDONED LYNDIS?!? Read A Second Chance! (RenaultxLyn FE7)
Want to know why Serra thinks that JAFFAR'S A PERVERT?!? Read An Unlikely Pair! (SerraxJaffar FE7)
Want to see Arden UNKNOWINGLY CALL AIRA GOOD-LOOKING?!? Read Noble Traits! (AiraxArden FE4)
Want to find out why Erk and Serra GET MARRIED ALMOST ON A WHIM?!? Read The Flame! (ErkxSerra FE7)
Want to know what happened after Sylvia SHOWED OFF HER BREASTS TO LEVIN?!? Read Why?! (LevinxSylvia FE4)
Want to see Leanne KISS SOREN ON THE CHEEK?!? Read Communication! (LeannexSoren FE9)
Want to know why Ninian gave Eliwood A LAP DANCE?!? Read Parents' Secrets! (LalumxRoy FE6, EliwoodxNinian FE7)
Want to learn L'Arachel's reason why she NEEDS TO MAKE OUT WITH RENNAC?!? Read Kissing Booth: Magvel! (RennacxL'Arachel FE8, SainxFarina FE7)
Want to read about STRAIGHT-UP INCEST?!? Read No Closer Bond! (EphraimxEirika FE8)
Want to know why Benny wrote COUNTLESS LOVE LETTERS TO CHARLOTTE?!? Read The Letter! (BennyxCharlotte FE14)
Want to see Celica AS A MERMAID?!? Read Treasure of the Deep! (SaberxCelica FE15)
Want to hear about how Myrrh tells Ephraim that HE KNOCKED HER UP?!? Read How to Tell! (EphraimxMyrrh FE8)
Want to see a crack pairing TALK ABOUT CRACK PAIRINGS?!? Read Crack Pairings: A Comprehensive Analysis! (SainxSully FE7/FE13)
Want to learn about Chrom and Tharja's LEWD ACTIVITIES?!? Read Another Relationship in Fifty Words! (TharjaxChrom FE13)
Want to see Julius ASK HIS GIRLFRIEND TO BECOME HIS GIRLFRIEND?!? Read Love's Power! (JuliusxIshtar FE4)
Want to know about the naughty things CHROM WANTS THARJA TO DO FOR HIM?!? Read The Hot Girls Club! (TharjaxChrom FE13)
Feel free not to take any of this seriously. :p
I'm no longer accepting requests, but I must sincerely thank all of those who entrusted me with writing them in the past!
When I am taking requests, I'll (most likely) take requests if they're from a Fire Emblem game I've completed (see the list in the Introduction section of my profile) that doesn't involve yaoi or yuri or incest. No crossovers, either! I DO have the discretion to not accept a request for any reason not outlined, but I hope to do that as rarely as possible. Never be afraid to ask!
Make sure you send me pairings only! As well, I'll only accept two pending requests per person... when I'm taking requests, anyway.
Note that if a request was here previously and is now gone, that means that I have written that request! Check my uploaded stories for it if you missed it, and PLEASE give some feedback once it's written so I know you've seen it!
A special thanks to Kitten Kisses, who is now officially Bonsoir! Years and years ago, Manna beta read the first chapter of my first major submission (Her Smile) by teaching me how to write tenses correctly and to improve overall writing! She also helped a little bit with first-person narrative. It's people like her that make this website worth being a part of. Even though she seems to be finished with Fanfiction as far as I know, myself and many others will remember her and her fics.
A special thank you to everybody's buddy Gunlord500 for everything he's done for us over the years. He'll be missed in the FE fandom. We wish him luck in his future endeavours!
I thank the people who will eventually read my submissions, review them, favourite me or my submissions, or at least enjoy any of my submissions. Did you like anything I wrote? Then it was worth it to write it! Other than personal satisfaction, of course.
And lastly, I thank everyone who contributes to this site. Your work is appreciated!