Umm...HIYA:D Not completely sure what to write so...Ill go with the usual.:P
Favorite Animes:Kuroshitsuji~,Hetalia,Pandora Hearts,Death Note,Soul Eater
Favorite artists:Vocaloid,Cinema Bizzare,Flyleaf,Evanscence,Within Temptation, etc...
Favorite Couples: Sebastian/Ciel (FTW)
Italy/Germany (gives me diabetes)
Kyohei/Sunako (my only het couple)
Death the Kid/Chrona
Age: I sense pedo bears...
Since I'm not going to write fanfics and I can't beta(you have to write a story first,what kind of crap rule is that?!),Im just going to fill this profile with crap.
"Heterosexulality is not normal,it's just common."Dorothy Parker
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism', my dear children, and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies." Willy Wonka
"That’s not wrong… you fought to protect your world. Isn’t that good enough? No one really thinks of others, you will lose everything if you can’t keep up. After all, justice in this world is just a bunch of principles made by those with power to suit themselves. Only two kinds of people exist in this world: those who steal…and those who are stolen from. So then, today I just stole your future. That's all."Ciel Phantomhive
"Of course. I loved it so much it made me want to spit on you!"Xerxes Break
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."Albert Einstein
"Turtles admire me as their leader"Antonio Fernandez Carriedo
"Well the worst thing that could happen is we all die."Hatake Kakashi
"If you are still determined to take your own life, please do so outside."Sebastian Michaelis
"This wasn't just terrible,this was fancy terrible.This was terrible with raisens in it."Dorothy Parker
"No, I won't abandon hate. If I do, nothing will be left of me."Ciel Phantomhive
"Hey thanks Man! It was actually created to help me beat the holy hell out of you! So I'm glad you think its stud!"Alfred Jones
“Nature shows suck ass, though cobras are pretty sweet. Pretty
"MAN UP OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY PEACE PRIZE!"Switzerland
"If it's your wish, I will follow you everywhere even if your throne crumbles, and your shiny crown truns to rust even if the bodies pile up endlessly, above the bottomless pile corpses Beside you as you lie softly down, I will be until i hear the words "Check Mate" !"Sebastian Michaelis
When translated into Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "Finger lickin' good" came out as "Eat your fingers off"IDK
"True friends stab you in the front." Oscar Wildes
"Do not-arrogant people exist?"Ciel
We...are not connected by light, but darkness instead. I've always thought so...No. I wanted to think like that. Oz is heading toward the light, and left me behind"Gilbert
"I love hearing things out of context,it makes the world a bit more fucked up." Me!
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
( ) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
( ) You're very happy-go-lucky
(X) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(X) You're a good artist
(X) You can be clumsy
(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
( ) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
( ) You would surrender in a war situation
(5/10) for North Italy [O.o...was expecting 0]
South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
( ) You love tomatoes
(X) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
( ) You hate French people
( ) You rely on people too much
( ) You would surrender in a war situation
( ) You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning
(3/10) for South Italy [Dammit!But i love him!D;]
(X) You're very stoic and serious
( ) Sausages are your favourite food.
( ) You like to walk dogs/your dog
( ) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
( ) You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
( ) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
( ) You work very hard,too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'(*snort*dear sweet jesus)
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
( ) You've had issues with money once or twice
(3/10) for Germany
Japan (Kiku Honda)
(X) You're very mature
( )You think everything over before saying it.
( ) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one(I believe,but i'd be scared shitless.So would everyone else.)
( ) You isolated yourself during childhood
(X) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(X) You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people(you have no idea..)
(6/10) for Japan [That went as expected]
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
(X) You love hamburgers
( ) You think you're awesome
( ) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
( )You can seem to be very brash to other people
( ) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
(X) You're terrified of ghosts
(X) You know aliens exist (Have you seen Apollo 18!)
( ) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
( ) You wear glasses
(4/10) for America:/...]
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
( ) You like tea
(X) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
( ) Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
( )...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before(^^")
(X) You get drunk quite easily.
( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
( ) You're good at embroidery
(5/10) for UK [Woot!]
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
( ) You're very affectionate
( ) You think you have a great fashion sense
( ) You like wine(blegh)
( ) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
(X) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
( ) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
( ) You're very flamboyant
(X) You say you're a gourmet (Im fucking Iron Chef at cupcakes)
(4/10) for France
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
(X) You had a very sad childhood.
( ) You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
( ) You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
(X) You love vodka
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
( ) You're very strong
(X) You have a big nose ( D;)
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people
(7/10) for Russia [not even surprised...]
China (Wong Yao)
(X) You're very mature
(X) You're very superstitious
(X) You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
(X) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
(X) You love Hello Kitty (Look me in the eye and tell me you hate Hello Kitty.)
( ) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
( ) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets
(8/10) for China [What?!]
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
( ) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
(X) You love classical music
(X) You like cake(...who doesn't.)
(X) You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
( ) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
( ) You've composed music before
( ) You tend to call people 'morons' (i think it...)
( ) You wear glasses
(5/10) for Austria
Canada (Matthew Williams)
(X) You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are(-_-...)
( ) You love hockey('Eff that shit)
(X) You love polar bears
( ) You hate fighting
( )You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
( )You often get mistaken for someone else
( ) You feel under-appreciated
( )You're bilingual
( )You always carry a bear with you
(3/10) for Canada [meh]
( ) You smoke
( ) You're very physically strong
( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights
( ) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X)You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
( )You like hot weather
(X)You can be very friendly from time to time(i can be)
(X)You look very tough on the outside(more scary,really)
( ) You make a very nice role-model
( ) You don't let people get a word in edgeways
(3/10) for Cuba
Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)
(X) You have a potty-mouth
( )You like to wear flowers in your hair
(X) You used to be a very tough kid(the good old days...sigh)
( ) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
( ) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(7/10) for Hungary [she's a yaoi fan?!:o She just got 6 more times awesomer!]
Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
(X) You're quite mean-spirited (Just dont cross me)
( ) You're a bit of a hooligan (tehe...hooligan)
(X) You're very loyal
( ) You're very good at tactics
( ) You hate Russia (What?)
(X) You love to fight people
( ) You can avoid marriages quite well (...?)
( ) You're not always taken seriously
(X)You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger
(5/10) for Prussia [yay!]
If he can't "live without you", then WHY isn't he dead yet????
Hey, Japan, say "election"
When life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up so I can read them.
Who else actually likes to clean the lint from the dryer?
Dear Twilight, Give us back our F* Apple. Sincerely, Death Note
In 2013 I'm going to watch '2012' and LAUGH MY ASS OFF.
Name something you randomly scream while watching any random anime:"Bullcrap! BULLCRAP! He's not going to die! He has main character status!" (Him dying means the end of the series! Silly writers XD)
Dear Hidekaz Himaruya, if you don't make the Holy Roman Empire Germany, I will bomb your house with France cosplayers.
If 4Kids is the devil, then whose their boss?
For those of you who didn't know that France and Zelos Wilder were the same seiyuu: Zelos is France toned down to heterosexual levels...but failing to hold back his true urges XD
Remember kids: keep the world as peaceful and green as you can. Otherwise, we'll all have to blame Alfred again.
5 things I hate about the world...
People who are willing to get up and look for the remote all over the damn house when they could get up and change the channel.
People who write stupid-humour with OOC for their boredom-killing fics. Don't mind seeing it on TV, but give it in a fic and you'd better learn to sleep with your eyes open.
People who say that it's always in the last place you look, as in it's always hard to find it. WTF?? Of course you'd find it in the last place you look? Which idiot keeps looking after they find it?!
If something is new and improved. If it's new, then you wouldn't have a chance to improve it, cause it just came out. If it's improved, then it has already been created in one form, so it can't be new.
When people stand by the bus stop and ask you , "Has the bus come yet?" No. The bus came. I was standing here for three hours waiting for the bus, and it came. If it came, would I still be standing here?
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No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect, Copy this to your profile
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If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!
I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.(coughkuroshitsujicough)
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.*snort*
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If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (People think im highxD)
If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile. (tried?)
99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (I honestly don't see whats so strange about it)
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.(I usually end up throwing the book^^)
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. (I didn't even realize it 'till now)
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.
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By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.
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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.
5) Hong Kong
12) Germany (or HRE because you know there the same)
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? Hong Kong/Switzerland? what the hell
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? England? Really fucking hot.
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? Italy...i can see it
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine? China,unfortunately no :(
5) Would seven and two make a good couple? Russia and Spain? Hell. no.
6) Four/eight or four/nine? Japan/Prussia vs. Japan/China Doesnt Japan hate both of them...?xD
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? If Russia found out England and Prussia were togather the world would explode out of pure WTF
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. One morning (after having his vital regions crushed)Spain realizes how much he loves sweet Italy rather bitter Romano.He proposes and is bombes to death by Germany,Romano and most of the Hetalia fanbase.(STFU its 3 in the morning and im tired:P)
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? Japan and Switzerland fluff? YES! ...If y'know theres dresses and kitties flying in the backround
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.Romano/Hong Kong Hurt/comfort..?o.e Dammit give me the hardest ones why don't you
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic? *BAHAHAHA* Uh,England has had enough with Polands atrocisous speaking and...spanks him...? o//////o
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?0.o...the only Russia het is incest(who am I kidding,i really dont give a shit if its incest)... and i still haven't the foggiest idea what slash is
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?China songfic...My Obsession by Cinema Bizarre? Because y'know..Japan.
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? Spain/England/Italy? Suicide. Because England is surrounded by idiots.xD
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? Hey,Im awesome Prussia! You seem pretty awesome with your awesome mysteriousness.Lets have some awesome time! (Me:Facewall)
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.Switzerland/Prussia Later...maybe. Probably not.
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Russia walking in on Spain and Germany...?(so much wrong)Everybody becomes one with mother Russia,da? ^J^
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Japan. De-flowering. Romano.Ooookay,Japan catches Romano watching tomato porn that he stole from Japan (WHAT) and he gets all shy n stuff 'cause he's Romano, ans Japan thinks this is all super cute so he makes a move on Romano.
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? WTF is slash?!
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? *snort* Engand het,she says.
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Poland?Nu-uh
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five? Spain/Japan/Hong Kong? Sure...
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Switzerland? Uh. Austria?? *beaten with peace prize*
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Hong Kong?Never,I think Ima do that now^^
25) What is Six's super-secret kink? ...Italy.Kink.Da faqk?! I guess it would be...eating pasta off of someone? //shot. I kind of think he's a super-sadist underneath all that sweet(somewhere germany just got a boner)
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Would Poland shag China? No. Drunk or sober? Drunk. Horribly,Horribly drunk.
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? If England and Russia got together who would top?...-_- England.*sarcasm*
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
"Romano and China are in a happy relationship until China suddenly runs off with Japan(:O).Ramona,broken-hearted,has a hot one-night stand with Poland and a brief unhappy affair with Germany (WHAT THE HELL),then follows the wise advice of Hong Kong and finds true love with Spain(8D)".I would name that the most horribly mind-rotting perfect ever. Seriously,that was fucking perfect!
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Russia and Prussia? The world cant handle so much awesomeness,my dear.
If you've actually read this WHOLE profile copy and paste this into the very bottom of your profile and add your name to the list. Kyasarin-freakload, Neko Alice-chan, Mitsuki Horenake,Girpandababies,
THIS FOLKS, IS WHY NARUSASU IS DEFINITELY THE MOST ACCURATE PAIRING IN NARUTO AND NARUTO SHIPPUDEN! Case Closed...
REASONS SEBACIEL IS SOOOOO CANON AND DEFINITELY CAN HAPPEN WITHOUT CHANGING THE WHOLE KUROSHITSUJI MANGA SERIES
1. They are always together... ALWAYS!
2. Ciel looks to Sebastian for advice first.
3. Sebastian sometimes goes above and beyond the contract when dealing with Ciel (Manga Chapter 34 people! C'mon!!)
4. Sebastian is Ciel's most precious person (Episode 9 of the anime!!)
5. EPISODE 9 OF THE ANIME!! (Filler or not, the anime makers definitely felt the SebaCiel vibes!)
6. Ciel hates being separated from Sebastian for long amounts of time (During the Circus Arc in the manga... latest manga chapters as well! Episodes 20, 22-23 of the anime!)
7. Well, the whole plot is basically about Sebastian and Ciel's contract/relationship so... (smiles)
8. Due to their personalities, even if they did end up falling in love and getting together, they wouldn't change into completely different people!
9. Their relationship is already so beautifully represented, and it's almost like their souls are interconnected.
10. Manga Chapter 41!! Gosh, if that doesn't tell you something, I don't know what will...
11. Also, Yana Toboso originally wanted to make the manga shounen-ai, so even she had an idea of what to do (stupid editors thought it wouldn't sell)!
12. Yana Toboso is an amazing manga artist/writer, so I wholeheartedly believe that she could make Sebastian and Ciel work in the manga without changing anything about the story or them as characters
13. Yes, Ciel is a child, but how many times have you guys found yourself forgetting that! C'mon, he already acts like an adult! And who said that they had to have sex? They can wait til he's 18... a kiss now isn't so bad is it though? (wink)
14. Manga Chapter 34... I swear, that was one of the most romantic things ever!! (squeals)
15. Finally, love is love right? I've heard a lot of people saying that if Ciel was a girl, then things would be different... why? If he's still the same age, but a different gender, isn't that just as bad? As long as it's consensual I see nothing wrong with it (even though I'm not a HUGE fan of shotacon)!
THIS IS WHY SEBASTIAN AND CIEL CAN TOTALLY GET TOGETHER IN THE KUROSHITSUJI MANGA SERIES AND NOT MESS UP THE OVERALL PLOT!!
Another case closed...
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