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Author has written 8 stories for Legend of Zelda, Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, and Sherlock.

" 'What is the highest pleasure?'

'To hear a good story.' "

-Vikram Chandra; Red Earth and Pouring Rain

"We are all apprentices in a craft where no one becomes a master."

-Ernest Hemingway

The Do's and Don'ts of Summaries

1) Please do not include the pairing. Maybe it's just me, but I want to be surprised! Have the reader trying to figure it out because it adds to the story and it's more fun for the reader to watch the relationship develop. For an example on how to do this, read phantomessangel's "A Single Dream is More Powerful than A Thousand Realities"

2) For god's sake, I am tired of "Rated T for violence and language". Nobody gives a crap about the rating and it doesn't make your story any more attractive.

3) PleaSe fOr gOd's saKE use proper grammar, spelling, punctuation, ect. This includes the title. It's a huge turnoff to see: "what if madeline end up in midle earth and fall in lov ewith kili rated t"

4) Don't say. "Sorry, I suck at summaries!" or anything like that. Cuz imma be like, "Yes you do suck at summaries bye"

5)DO include a quote from your fic, especially a "cliff-hanger-y" one.

6) If you include a less than 5 word summary I will literally shank you.

7) Don't put AU unless it's actually AU. AU stands for Alternate Universe, meaning the setting is radically different. For example, a Harry Potter AU setting would be in a regular high school or a medieval setting. Just because the canon plot changes doesn't mean it's AU.

8) If you start it with "What if" the Fanfiction gods will sacrifice your soul to the Devil.

9) DO include any particular warning including slash (unless you're in the Sherlock fandom) or if there's any spoilers.

10) If you say "Please R&R!" I PROBABLY WON'T R&R.

11) Don't include the list of questions. ie. Will Suzy be able to survive in Middle Earth? Will she be able to return home? And will she be able to win Kili's heart? Chances are all of the answers are yes and chances are I don't give two shits

12) Save the disclaimer for the actual story.

13) "Rated M just in case it escalates" Did you actually plan out your story, because I'm thinking no. Also, the rating in changeable.

14) If I see "LegolasxOC KilixOC FilixOC ThorinxOC" in ONE story summary, I'm leaving.

15) "This is a story about-" GET OUT.

16) "Rating may change." I don't care.

17) Don't put "watch as *character* and *character* *action*".

18) Don't put "Many plot twists" It's not really a plot twist, then, is it?

19) DO warn about any OOC-ness (out of character)

20) DO put if it's in a series, and where it is in the series.

21) Don't beg people to read. You're better than that.

22) Sure, you can put when it takes place in the canon timeline.

23) DO include what canon it follows. I know Star Trek has like 23840 different canons, but I think those are categorized under different archives, so make sure to check for that sort of thing.

24) Don't include the title of the fandom in your title (ie. The Hobbit*name of story*).

25) Next time I see a Hobbit title that starts with "The Hobbit: An Unexpected..." , I will kill someone.


1. If you study something intently, you're 'poring', not 'pouring'.

2. If you have something stuck in your throat, you are 'choking', not 'chocking'.

3. If something is fascinating, it 'piques' your interest, it doesn't 'peak' your interest.

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The Silent Kingdom by Freedan the Eternal reviews
One year after the death of Ganondorf, Link finds everything he cares for torn from him once again. In the company of Midna and Princess Zelda, he must travel to a faraway land to find an ancient magic power to save not only Hyrule, but the world...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 141 - Words: 987,281 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby by Reminisce-Tomorrow reviews
His heart was shattered, and she told herself that there was no way to fix it. She moved on, at least that's what it looked like to him. In vain they drank away each others' memories in attempt to douse the rekindled flames of love from when they met one last time. By trying to silence the truth, it became louder: they still meant the world to each other. ZeLink (Revised)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Kill a Mockingbird by GwendolynnFiction reviews
John has found perhaps the only way to bring Sherlock home from his self-imposed exile after TRF. He is abducted and tortured at the hands of Moriarty's contingency plan. Sherlock hears that John has disappeared and must ally with Lestrade, Donovan, and Scotland Yard to get him home. By the end no one can deny that Sherlock Holmes is in love with John Watson. Hurt/Comfort BAMF!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 134,741 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson, Sgt. S. Donavan
Beneath a Cold Spring by DaniellaBlue reviews
Haerel was the abused mistress of the Master of Laketown. Five years after Smaug and the Master die, she is living on the edges of polite Dale society with her daughter until the day a Dwarf walks into her life. Dwalin is a gruff warrior not given to much conversation, but Haerel slowly discovers he has a gentle soul. AU BOFTA (Thorin, Fili, Kili live). Eventual Dwalin/OC.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,199 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Dwalin, OC - Complete
The Scribe and the Serving Girl by DaniellaBlue reviews
Rose Heathertoes, a plain serving girl, from Bree is living her father in the foothills of the Blue Mountains at an inn that caters to less than respectable Dwarves. When unexpected disaster strikes she is uprooted to Thorin's halls. Once there, Rose finds she is embroiled in ruthless Dwarvish politics even as she catches the eye of a certain Dwarf scribe.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,095 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Nori, Dori, Dwalin, Ori - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Illusions by Italian Hobbit reviews
Fíli and Kíli get in a fight, and Fíli stomps off on his own... but when he doesn't return, it's up to Kíli to find him. But something has happened to Fíli, and he no longer seems to be the brother Kíli knows. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 126,739 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
Heart of the Porcupine by GwendolynnFiction reviews
Guilt-stricken and broken after Sherlock's suicide, John lives the life of a subsistence hunter, isolated in the frozen tundra of remote Alaska. Sherlock returns to his grieving friend and attempts to determine what he so badly miscalculated. John was supposed to grieve and heal and marry. John was always the stronger of the two of them, after all. Slash Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,292 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Flow My Tears by Neferit reviews
Sometime in the weeks after the start of their journey Bilbo started to lose ability to feel. And then he stopped being able to cry, his heart locked from the suffering, leaving the dwarves at loss what to do.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Aftermath: Part III by thehammerofthor reviews
Third Part of the Aftermath series. The events that transpired in Part II have forced Ellie and Joel out of Jackson, but they aren't together. Now, each find themselves in unfamiliar territory, bracing to survive the oncoming winter without each other's company. The fracture in their relationship may prove insurmountable as they each cope with the miles that stand between them.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,842 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Ellie, Joel - Complete
Overflowing Heart by Neferit reviews
Bilbo married his best friend, Viola Whitfoot, and even if there were sad events in their life, it was most joyous time of his life. Until he found himself at his wife's deathbed, and later, in company of dwarves who did not respect him even a little bit. Part 3 - Viola's view. Now finished!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Bilbo B., OC] - Complete
Out There by reviews
Story takes places as Khan remains on the ship he took over near the end of Into Darkness. His intend is to stay hidden for a while as he figures out what to do next. Who happens to be on the ship? A woman! Khan does not let her leave. These are simply excerpts of the life they spend together on that ship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,681 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - John Harrison/Khan
Aftermath: Part II by thehammerofthor reviews
Picking up from the final line of the game, Joel and Ellie embark on a new adventure, unlike any they have had together: a life in the safe confines of Jackson. This story details their struggle to cope with the dramatic change, deal with the tension brought into their relationship by Joel's lie, and more. This is a "sequel" to my previous story Aftermath: Part I. Read that first.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,544 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Ellie, Joel, Tommy, Maria - Complete
Modern Hyrule by silver neko baka reviews
A Zelda theme park is a dream come true for most Zelda fans. That's what I thought when I bought the tickets for my friends and I. But when strange happenings begin taking place, we all begin to wonder if there's more to this place than meets the eye.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,083 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 12/24/2011
An Adventure of Sorts by TheVillageOfBree reviews
Tania Knotwise didn't think she was anything special, she had never been anywhere or done anything. She sat in her hole, by the window watching the world go by, hoping some day she'd grow the courage to do something more. Little did she know, you don't have to cross borders or battle evils to have an adventure, it just has to feel important. Eventual Pippin/OC Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,531 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Acheronta Movebo by tiger7210 reviews
I fought through a parasite-infested tree, a deadly cave, the belly of a whale, and countless temples.I killed the King of Thieves and saved this land. But when it was all said and done, I was sent back in time by the woman who asked me to do it. This time Hyrule will fall as it has before.But it won't be at the hands of Ganondorf. I saved this kingdom, and I will destroy it again.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 108,137 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Anomaly by darkemp reviews
"Shh," Khan soothed. "If you scream they'll come in here again. You don't want that, do you?" Beth shook her head, looking fearfully at the door. "You're wondering why you should help me," he guessed. She nodded. "You know who I am. You know what I am. You know what I am capable of." Her eyes returned to him. She nodded again. "Then you know I can protect you." - COMPLETED
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 116,554 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Spock, John Harrison/Khan, OC - Complete
Bad Guy by Jeralee reviews
Pre-STID. "I am a possessive man. I do not share, nor do I sympathize, therefore, when I am away and you are alone...should you ever seek comfort from another man, should you betray me and deceive me, I will be able to discern his scent over you, and I will seek him and I will kill him. And then I shall destroy you." If he could not have her, no-one could. KhanOC. Complete
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,079 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, OC - Complete
A Single Dream is More Powerful Than a Thousand Realities by phantomessangel reviews
Lyla Baggins, a respectable hobbit, with a Tookish streak, agrees to follow a group of dwarves far to the East, over ranges and rivers, to reclaim their homeland. Her mission is simple: defeat a dragon and convince the leader of the company, Thorin Oakenshield, to trust her. That may prove difficult, though, since he doesn't even know that she's a girl.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 235,717 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Moonlight Lovers by Gold Lion Queen reviews
Two sisters join a quest with their father-figure, Bilbo Baggins , to reclaim Erebor. A dragon, hostile elves and pile of treasure is what awaits them. KilixOC and BardxOC. I raised the rating to T just to be safe. After all The Hobbit movies are out, I may do a re-write.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,330 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - [Kíli, OC] Bard - Complete
After Darkness Comes The Dawn by What'sHerName1 reviews
Set following the events of 'Into Darkness' and does contain spoilers for the movie. Captain Kirk struggles to cope with his death and revival in preparation for the five-year mission and his developing relationship with his First Officer only serves to complicate things even further. Kirk/Spock Slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,011 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
Aftermath: Part I by thehammerofthor reviews
This story bridges the gap between Winter and Spring. Joel witnesses the change that takes place in Ellie after the toll the Winter season takes on her, and does his best to help her deal with it while they press on towards Salt Lake City. The pair encounter obstacles, Infected, hunters, and plenty new experiences along the way. Concludes at the beginning of Spring in the game.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,125 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Ellie, Joel - Complete
Solicitude by Pants Are An Illusion reviews
Kíli falls ill. Fíli frets. Oin is otherwise engaged. Ori insists Dori will know what to do.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,836 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Fíli, Kíli, Dori, Nori - Complete
Words of one Syllable by GwendolynnFiction reviews
The landmine at Baskerville leaves Sherlock deafened. Unable to stand living without his friend John agrees to learn to sign, but foreign languages cannot be learned in a void. Sherlock helps John learn to sign by finally learning to talk to him. Deaf!Sherlock, Johnlock, Deaf, Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,447 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Dentist by Neocolai reviews
Modern day mayhem for the heirs of Durin. Kili broods, Fili is amused, and Thorin regrets dragging his youngest nephew out the door.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
True heart by Ellietastic reviews
This chapter is the first one so i dont want to give away too much but lets just say im the main character who meets link and has many secrets shes hidding. enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Link, Zelda
Beloved Monsters by Spiritual Stone reviews
"I'll just introduce myself properly, then," Link shrugged, even as he felt a pair of Stalfos and Iron Knuckles line themselves up behind him, "My name is Link Dragmire, son of Ganondorf, Prince of Hyrule. So, Sheik, now that we know each other," he smiled, and extended a hand. "How about I kill you like the dog you are?"
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,820 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Link - Complete
Merciless by girahimu-raven reviews
this fic is bad and outdated do not read it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,345 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Lord of the Hunger Games by Archiril reviews
A new version of the famous books. What if Aragorn and Legolas in Northern Fangorn accidently turn up behind the fence of District Twelve and are forced to enter the Hunger Games? I made it as realistic as possible, so please R&R! : NO SLASH!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,064 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Legolas, Katniss E. - Complete
This is What REALLY Happened by Clouds On the Brain reviews
Nintendo loves mystery. For instance, the mystery of Grog's disappearance in the Lost Woods. Did he really turn into a Stalfos? Is Fado REALLY that creepy? And where was the Skull Kid during all of this, anyway? It was then that a fanfiction writer with nothing better to do wrote her own truth, feeling that Grog deserved a better fate, and the Skull Kid needs to be in more stories.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Skull Kid, Grog - Complete
Bent and Broken by Speechwriter reviews
Sherlock Holmes is many things: consulting detective; non-bender; semi-sociopathic descendant of the once-Fire Lord Azula. John Watson is many things: waterbender; ex-soldier; healer; live-in P.A. to Sherlock Holmes. And the man they find in the alley is many things, chief among them, dead. This mini-murder mystery is set 90 years after Korra, with the new technology that entails.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sherlock H.
Cuckoo for You by Katia0203 reviews
It's probably wrong of me to let my cuckoos escape on purpose. But when a handsome man in a green floppy cap keeps returning them, I can't help but do it. You do crazy things for love.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Anju, Link - Complete
angels long fallen by Speechwriter reviews
The one thing Sherlock doesn't know about Jim Moriarty is the most important.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Companion by Skyward Princess of Time reviews
Things may change, but your memories will last a lifetime. Link shares a heartfelt moment with his closest friend. Post OoT, Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Link, Epona - Complete
Pimp Hand Shenanigans by girahimu-raven reviews
"Do you really think you can out-pimp me, the Demon Lord of pimp?" Link remained strong and determined. "I know I can," he said with conviction. Ghirahim narrowed his eyes, leaning down slightly, "Prove it."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Brother by Sandra Phillips reviews
"I don't want to kill you... I want to destroy you."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Iroh, Ozai - Complete
Goodbye, Hyrule by Mirrawr reviews
An iteration of how the gravekeeper of Kakariko Graveyard met with his end.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Dampe - Complete
Dovetail by silver neko baka reviews
Link and Dove are classmates at Skyloft's knight academy and they NEVER stop arguing. When Link finds himself partnered with Dove on his mission to save Zelda, the question is will Link her attitude long enough to complete his quest? Implied Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,252 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Link, Zelda
Accidental Outburst by IwaKitsune reviews
Accidents happen, there is simply no way to avoid them sometimes. But when the chosen hero can't keep in his frustration caused by that erratic day he does something he immediately regrets against his advisor. EDIT Jan. 8th 2016: Story revised and all chapters fixed.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Link, Fi, Gondo - Complete
Odds of Ends by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Behold the alternate endings of the Zelda games, covering a wide range of genres and lengths. Submit your own idea today!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011
FALCOOON PUNCH by Lordoftheghostking28 reviews
Ever think it's weird that Captain Falcon always announces what he's gonna do with a 'FALCON' and then a verb? Well, in this Fic, he and Olimar and Kirby and everyone else bring that randomness to the max. LAUGHS ENSURED! T FOR HUMOR!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Captain Falcon, Kirby - Complete
Down Time 2 and a half! by Lordoftheghostking28 reviews
Link and Midna are back with their crazy non-adventures! They discover the uses of the Dominion Rod and how NOT to use it! They also discover the creepy guardian of the Sols!If you want to laugh, this is the place! Rated T to be safe with humor. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,745 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Link, Midna - Complete
MORE Down Time! by Lordoftheghostking28 reviews
Link takes more breaks, much to Midna's horror. In this epic FanFic, he will discover why you shouldn't shoot bomb arrows at random cliffs, and how terrible snowball wars actually are. Sequel to Down Time
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Link, Midna - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils by PacifistBrony reviews
Which is better? To be crippled by your hero, or to face the menace yourself?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Masked Dreams by Spiritual Stone reviews
Link, now a travelling Mask-maker, was content with his life without heroism, monsters, and enemies. But he finds that he has to face his worst nightmare, his greatest foe, a thing so powerful not even the Master Sword could kill it: His unrequited love.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,690 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Link In Pink by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
A parody of Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Zelda, Link - Complete
The Two Gerudo Kings by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
After 100 years in his prison, Ganondorf has escaped from the Sages' Seal and returned to the Gerudo to regroup. But you all know what happens in the Gerudo Tribe every century...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Ganondorf - Complete
Haunted by CrazygurlMadness reviews
"Our Poe is an old thing with no recorded name, I reckon. And the girl goes by the name of Zelda Harkinian." "Well, the good news is that she's easy to keep an eye on. The bad news is that she's obviously possessed." Zelink, AU, oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,727 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Not Another My Immortal Parody by cinnamonprincesss reviews
Yet another parody of the infamous 'worst fanfiction ever' by XXXbloodyrists666XXX. Thanks to her for all the hours of entertainment her fanfiction has given me. It all gets a bit Monty Python at the end. T for referances to adult themes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Only in Hyrule by CrazygurlMadness reviews
I don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards Winner
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Hylian Kings by CrazygurlMadness reviews
AU, Zelink. The eternal conflict between facing pain and running from it. In a world ruled by the Evil King, Link has to make the decision between running from himself in exile, or helping his childhood friend to reclaim her throne.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,528 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Link, Zelda - Complete
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Consulting? More Like INsulting Amirite? Up Top reviews
"Welcome to London. We have small strange gays, drama queens in the government, eyes the size of the moon, and two year periods where time inexplicably stops. Enjoy your stay!" "I've been here before, so you didn't need to say that." "Foiled again!" Mycroft threw a smoke bomb and ran away, panting loudly the entire time. [Crackfic, OOC, general insanity]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 39,792 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 4/9/2015
Lómring reviews
Holly has been lost, wandering the Wilds for two years. Bilbo is haunted by the whispers of a voice he can't stop listening to. Thorin lives every waking moment in fear of a relapse. When a new threat from within Erebor brings them together, they must journey south together, to dim forests, haunted tombs, and into the darkness that haunts the corners of even the brightest minds.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 1/3 - Thorin, Bilbo B., OC
Fëangren reviews
"Did Lord Elrond expect her to...sacrifice something to save Middle Earth? No. She would not sacrifice herself for the faceless masses that had done nothing for her, even if it meant watching them burn. And when she searched her memories for a specific person worth saving, all that came to mind was a tombstone."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,111 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Bilbo B., Nori, OC - Complete
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Parody reviews
Bilbo has been caught up in a crackfic in which Gandalf is a BAMF, Fili braids his hair, Kili is gender confused, Gloin loses various body parts, Oin killed every five minutes, and Dwalin is 90% alcohol. Prepare for an adventure filled with stupidity, anachronisms, egos, rivalries, hypocrisy, majesty, and a certain party king...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,544 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Bilbo B., Gandalf, Thorin
The Faces of Squadala reviews
Based off of that horrible CGI game they did a while back. Includes dinnER and squadala
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Link - Complete
It Was Actually About the Spotlight and the Wifi reviews
Frodo goes on a search for WiFi Featuring: the Battle for the One Spotlight, pyromaniac elves, nose connoisseurs, Gandalf being a BAMF as usual, and general insanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,715 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Frodo B., Gandalf
Keeping Control reviews
"To be honest, I have no idea what's going on. We're stuck inside a video game due to some unnatural force and I refuse to lose control of this situation. Keeping control is the only way to survive."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Link
Up in Flames reviews
What starts out as an innocent trip on a boat develops into the discovery of a secret that nobody expected... Can a group of 5 tweenagers stop the threat of an oncoming war? Pre-TP. Rated K because I'm reckless.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Link