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Joined 10-23-11, id: 3364693, Profile Updated: 04-29-16
Author has written 8 stories for House, M.D., Dark Shadows, Slender, Sweeney Todd, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Twilight.

I swear I still write. It just doesn't get posted to fanfiction. PM me if ya wants to talk.

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Slytherins and Silk by animalwriter reviews
Lucius and Narcissa find a quiet evening to both vent about their house-guests and enjoy a bit of kinky fun as well, escaping for bit the changing post-war world they may or may not be ready for. AU, Post-DH One-Shot. Set in the same universe as my "The Serpents' Kiss", CommanderValeria's "Don't Leave Me", and related fics. Rated M for adult themes and a mature love scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
One True Love by missmatchedromantic reviews
A story about how Carmen and Eleazar met and fell in love. Written for the RPCC contest with Twilight Twitches; won BEST FLUFF AWARD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Carmen, Eleazar - Complete
T R A N S I S T O R by MiyukiShinodaMindFreak reviews
A songfic based on Girlicious' "Radio" as a tribute to Carolyn Stoddard & Barnabas Collins pairing. A continuation of T U T O R I A L. A Barnabas X Carolyn story. DON'T like this pairing, then DON'T read it! Lolita X Humbert theme alert...
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,634 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Barnabas C., Carolyn C. - Complete
Returning the Favor by norrrth reviews
Julia/Barnabas Based on Tim Burton's Dark Shadows What happens when Barnabas visits Julia and happens to make an offer she can't refuse...
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Complete
T U T O R I A L by MiyukiShinodaMindFreak reviews
Carolyn Stoddard tutors Barnabas Collins on everything he needs to know about the 70's. Something unexpected happens. A Carolyn X Barnabas one-shot fanfiction. DISAGREE with this pairing, then DON'T PROCEED! Warning: LolitaXHumbert theme alert...
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Barnabas C., Carolyn C. - Complete
Blue Like You by syrupfactory reviews
Focuses on Raven, Erik, and Charles during/after the events of First Class. Category fixed. Click for chapter summaries!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/18/2012 - [Erik L./Magneto, Raven/Mystique] [Charles Xavier/Professor X, OC] - Complete
I love you by MrPadfoot77 reviews
This rather short story will follow Philip and Syrena after she pulls him in the water with her. Does she follow on instinct and love him like he loves her? Or will she mercilessly devour him like one of her sisters would?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Philip, Syrena - Complete
A Necassary Affair by tropicana-e reviews
J.F. Villefort finds solace in a young servant. OC
Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - J.F. V.
A Question by Lover's Reason reviews
A short event between V and Evey, as imagined by moi. Contains relatively non-graphic sexual content.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
After Azkaban by WriterMerrin reviews
Narcissa's thoughts on the night Lucius returns from Azkaban: "Our home may not be ours anymore, but Lucius is here with me, and that has to be all that matters. "
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Horseshoes and Hand Grenades by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
A strange encounter in the middle of the night. VEvey
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
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Carlisle vs House reviews
What happens when Carlisle and House get into the same hospital? World War 3, that's what. Rated T just to be safe. It's back! Chapter 3 is up!
Crossover - House, M.D. & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - G. House, Carlisle
Return to the Void reviews
He needed her, craved her, merely wanted her. And, as you know... The Fire Lord always gets what he wants.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Ozai, Ursa
Sirius Blackmail reviews
Sirius Black comes across Narcissa and Lily doing something... Naughty. Written for a challenge. First femslash, first lemon I've posted on fanfiction. Someone savor it, the way Sirius didn't get to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P., Narcissa M. - Complete
I Will Always Love You reviews
Severus Snape had one final thing to tell Harry in his last minutes. Warning: Extremely sad, I cried writing these 522 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
What if? reviews
What If Slenderman isn't who people think?
Slender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012
Bloody Lovely Nights reviews
Carolyn dreams of her past, and Barnabas is there to comfort her every time. Carolyn/Barnabas. If you don't like the couple, don't read.
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Barnabas C., Carolyn C.
Happy For A Moment reviews
Johanna and Judge Turpin have a little moment together, a happy one, pleasant one. That moment quickly ends when Johanna spots Anthony outside her window... Turpin/Johanna, if you don't like this pair, then don't read the story. Rated T for suggested adult scene.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Johanna B., Judge Turpin, Anthony H. - Complete
Is this what he meant? reviews
Barnabas Collins thinks of Freddie Mercury and Queen as he does is annual drinking. Slight songfic. Warning- Blood and gore. Not terribly violent, but it's Barnabas Collins violent.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Barnabas C. - Complete