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Joined 10-23-11, id: 3364924, Profile Updated: 01-03-17
Author has written 1 story for Young Justice.

"Hi. I get FED-UP with romance stories where characters are about to kiss and then they get interrupted. And then they act all embarrassed and won't kiss each other until the end. I didn't just read a romance for no quality kissing."-- me,circa 12/13 yrs old, as my original bio and explanation for making this account name.

Name: Sloane

Stuff I like:skateboarding, doggies, rowing, skiing, stupid memes, purple, freesia, amber, blonde woods, mountains, snow, and Friday nights after parties when I come home late where everything is silent and its just me.

Fave Pairings: (warning: I created this fanfic account in like sixth grade and I don't have the heart to update all the pairings soo not all of these are current lol)

Harry Potter fave pairings:

Hermione x Draco (I know, I know... What can I say? Guilty pleasure)

Hermione x Tom Riddle (My love for bad boy and good girl is a little extreme ok)

Hermione x legit anyone

RARE PAIR TRASH!!1!11

Sherlock:

Sherlock x himself? (I'm not sure man, but I'm kinda just into Sherlock.)

oh yeah, I also like Molly Hooper :)

Fruit Basket

Tohru x Kyo

I love Momiji!

Young Justice

Artemis C. x Wally

Nausicaa and the Valley of the Wind:

Nausicaa x Asbel

Ouran Highschool Host Club:

Haruhi x Hikaru/Kyoya (either or both :DDDDD)

Alice no Kuni no Heart:

Alice x FREAKING EVERYONE yah lol

Howl's Moving Castle:

Sophie x Howl

Final Fantasy XIII

Lightning x Noctis (Cute, I don't mind reading)

Lightning x Hope (I LOOOVE these stories, it's actually messed up.)

I'm a junior in high school right now, but as soon as I get a satisfactory ACT score/get college stuff sorted out I promise I will seriously write. I'm just really stressed and unmotivated right now in my life. Seriously, fanfiction is like a drug for me: I read it an unhealthy amount and I keep needing more to satisfy my cravings. But dudes, I'm running out, and it's quite a problem. Pretty sure I have read over half of all Harry Potter fanfiction published. Not sure if I should be proud in a weird way or deeply ashamed. ALSO can we talk about wtf is the new Sherlock season. Just watched season 4 with my mom (THERE WILL BE SPOILERS HERE TURN AWAY IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED) and I'm deeply upset. Why tf did Mary need to die. Why tf did John need to cheat. I'm really donE.

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Like Brothers by Colubrina reviews
ABANDONED. Minerva McGonagall steps in on the awful night the Potter are killed and arranges to have Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black and his somewhat cousins, the Malfoys. Draco and Harry grow up as almost brothers and everything - everything - is different. Gryffindor!Draco. Dramione. AU. I WILL NEVER AGAIN UPDATE THIS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 97,690 - Reviews: 9566 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 5,323 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P.
Murderer's Maze by ibuzoo reviews
A new killer causes a worldwide media sensation by committing crimes so depraved, that they're creating a global panic. Only Special Agent and Consulter Hermione Granger can stop the killer—if she can solve his most complex and terrifying puzzle. Will she see through his game before her time runs out? Or will she lose herself in his maze of terror?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,276 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Tom R. Jr.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,375 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 4,583 - Follows: 5,848 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Muddy Princess by Colubrina reviews
Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,710 - Reviews: 3227 - Favs: 4,392 - Follows: 2,951 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 414,184 - Reviews: 3991 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Welcome to The Amusement Asylum! by Elise the Writing Desk reviews
#1 Alice can see ghosts. Her parents thought she's insane. They sent her to an Asylum. Surrounded by perverted sadistic sociopaths, she gradually cease her resistance and try to accept her fate and the idiots around her. She doesn't expect the patients to open their heart for her, though. AU. Re: Chapter 20 "Bermuda Desert?"
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,198 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Alice L.
Lady of the Lake by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 183,830 - Reviews: 3671 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
My Dear Sister! by Elise the Writing Desk reviews
If this is a fairy tale, then Alice Liddell will be a nerdy, geeky and feisty princess. No, she's not trapped. She's in really good term with the dragon. However, to win the princess, one must prove to the dragon that his love is pure. Oh, and the dragon is actually her older sister with a terrifying sister complex, comparable to a dragon; Lorina Liddell. AU. AlicexAll. LorinaxOC.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,503 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Lorina L., OC] Alice L.
The Problems of Staying by slashingfruit101 reviews
My second fanfic. Ok Alice chooses to stay but has a little problems with the rules of staying. She has to either give up her heart for a clock of her own or get married to a role holder. You the readers get to choose the outcome of every next chapter. So read please. and help me create this story Disclaimer: Don't own heart no Kuni no Alice
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,478 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Alice L.
Welcome to Dodo Academy for the Gifted! by Elise the Writing Desk reviews
#2 A girl and several boys with mental, social and physical problems trying to get better. Friendship is the best medicine. Affected by hyper-oddball Alice, they self-proclaimed to be her protective brothers. Oh, but when that 'brother' reason fades into love, will their friendship last? And how will they deal with Alice's detached outlook on her life? Chapter 17 up!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,333 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Alice L.
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings by frostykitten reviews
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,746 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Simple Life by JustBFree5 reviews
"We've come this far, but it's finished now. It has to be." Emily and Nolan, when it's over.
Revenge - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,140 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Emily T., Nolan R. - Complete
Wicked Innocence by Seraphic Melody reviews
All things truly wicked start from an innocence. Dee x Alice x Dum
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - T. Dee, T. Dum - Complete
Alice's Heart by Seo Hyunee reviews
What happens when Alice gets too comfortable in Wonderland? Alice is so used to seeing bloody fights everyday until she acutally gets hurt. In the end Alice becomes one of them! What will poor Alice do now? Tick-tock, tick-tock. . .
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,109 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Alice L.
How To Write A Typical Zutara Fic by Kitty-chan33 reviews
A step by step guide on how to write a horrible fic and make a fool of yourself at the same time.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Tears of a Tiger reviews
After a tragedy, Artemis joins her father and becomes a master of crime. When a mysterious new rival villain joins her, Artemis begins to question what is real.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash