NotHalfGothic
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Joined 10-23-11, id: 3365007, Profile Updated: 06-20-14
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Good morrow!

Well, where does one begin?

It is customary, I think, to introduce oneself in one's profile; allow me to do so.

My name is Charlotte, but I also answer to NotHalfGothic, NHG, Supreme Mistress of All Things and God. I expect the former three will take precedence in the fandom.

I am an absolute, unashamed grammar Nazi, and will not be excessively nice to anyone whose grammar and spelling I consider to be sub-par. I'm a lesbian and a Goth, and I live in a town called Sandbach in the North West of England; about an hour's drive from Manchester. Although I enjoy football, it does not rule my life; I would, however, say I definitively support Manchester United.

I generally write in Twilight and prefer to write strange pairings, but if given a prompt that I think would best suit a character I already know a lot about (generally Alice, whom I must say I have a soft - and rather wet - spot for) I will use a more common pairing. As well as this, I intend to write for some rather obscure fandoms - namely The Edge Chronicles.

I'm rather an old member of the fandom, even though this account is new: until now I wrote under a different name and had been doing so since November 2009, though I lurked anonymously for a good few months before that.

I am an atheist and support the Labour party; I think Russell's Teapot is genius and on the census my religion is down as The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Anywho, I think that should be a sufficient general introduction. For information relating to my upcoming FanFiction, continue reading; otherwise enjoy my stories, and stay beautiful.

What I Read

Fandoms:

Twilight and Original Fiction. If anyone ever writes any Edge Chronicles femmeslash, I'll be more than happy to read it.

Genres (In Twilight):

AU (Obviously)

OOC

Containing an OC

Crossover

Alternate Twilight, New Moon or Eclipse.

Pairings:

Bella/Any female character, including OFCs and Crossovers; Jane/Any female character, including OFCs; Maria/Any female character, including OFCs; Adult!Renesmee/Any female character, including OFCs and Crossovers; Poly!Femmeslash; Effectively any femmeslash provided that there is at least one vampire.

Ratings:

T to MA.

What I Write

Fandoms: Twilight, The Edge Chronicles, Original Fiction.

Genres (In Twilight):

AU

OOC

Containing an OC

Alternate Twilight, New Moon or Eclipse.

Pairings:

Twilight: Bella/Any female character, including OFCs and Crossovers; Jane/Any female character, including OFCs; Maria/Any female character, including OFCs; Adult!Renesmee/Any female character, including OFCs and Crossovers; Effectively any femmeslash provided that there is at least one vampire.

The Edge Chronicles: Maugin/Any female character, including OFCs and Crossovers; OFC/OFC. I love writing about Shrykes and Trogs.

Ratings:

T to MA.

As you can see, I write what I read and vice versa. Under no circumstances do I write or read anything with male romantic or erotic involvement.

In Twilight I will not read or write anything set post Breaking Dawn - unless Renesmee is love interest - or with Bella as a vampire and love interest. I can't explain why, but vampire Bella irks me to no end.

I read clean fluff and general romance, PG-13 fluff and general romance, fluff and general romance with a lemony twist, erotic horror and PWP. I will probably never write a clean story.

I don't mind there being men in the story, as long as I don't have to read about their dangly bits. In, for instance, alternative Eclipse Bella/Alice, I understand romantic conflict featuring male characters. The occasional Alice/Jasper lemon in such a fic doesn't bother me too much as long as the conflict is made clear.

I'm fine with there being cannon, het and male slash pairings in a story as long as they aren't the focus. I don't give a toss if Carlisle and Esme are still together or if Edward and Jasper are going at it like rabbits as long as the femmeslash pairings(s) take precedence. Het and slash can influence the plot, I just don't want to be reading about what the blokes get up to in private. It's not my cup of tea.

Feel free to PM me about anything, especially recommendations. I love hearing about new stories! It can be dark, fluffy or smut for the sake of smut, as long as it's femmeslash it's right up my alley.

Speaking of which...

Incidentally, I make my own banners. (Ladies, please, one at a time.)

As of 6th May 2012, I, NotHalfGothic, do solemnly swear to review every single one-shot, drabble or new chapter of any fanfic I read from this day forward.

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Learning to be Human by shamrock1787 reviews
Alice thinks she's found a cat while hunting, but it's actually a girl. A completely feral girl with no knowledge of language or human etiquette. What's Alice do? Takes her home of course! A/B, Mostly T, with some sexual situations later on. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,415 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Alice, Bella
Summer Winds by Hollowgo reviews
AU. Oneshot/Giftshot. As summer begins, Bella reflects on the life she'll soon have with Alice and her family of vampires as she spends some fun time with her favorite vampire family. Alice/Bella. Rated T for mild language. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Southern Comfort by kolchaksghost reviews
Edward leaves in NM but his love was a lie. Bella was the destined mate of another vampire and she's pissed when she finds the human girl curled up on the forest floor, soaking wet and in pain. Bella/Charlotte femslash. Adopted by AnimeAmber17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,509 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Bella, Charlotte - Complete
Nightly Desire by Apocalyptic-Wasp reviews
Bella is Alice's mate and now that Alice is no longer alone, her nights have become rather boring. How does she overcome that boredom? Why, by sneaking into Bella's bedroom to watch her 'sleep' of course! Control can last only so long though . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Gravity by silverrdoe reviews
A imagining of Paulie and Tori's first encounter.
Lost and Delirious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete
I'm Your Baby Tonight by fembuck reviews
Needy may be dating Chip, but Jennifer is still the one she experiences everything with for the first time. Jennifer/Needy, Needy/Jennifer, femslash
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Jennifer C., Needy L. - Complete
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The Promise reviews
"I vow to come for you, if you'll wait for me." Alice and Bella were supposed to be together forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Lapse reviews
Jasper isn't the only one who has lapses in control. Entry for the Truly Anonymous Twilight Competition.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Lollipops and Leather reviews
A collection of unrelated kinky femmeslash PWP oneshots. If you want vanilla Het, look elsewhere. All femmeslash, all kink, all the time. I take requests.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012