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Joined 10-23-11, id: 3365776, Profile Updated: 03-06-14
Author has written 25 stories for Naruto, Digimon, Bleach, Bagi, the Monster of Mighty Nature/大自然の魔獣 バギ, Tiny Toon Adventures, Yin Yang Yo, Invader Zim, My Little Pony, Sonic the Hedgehog, Evangelion, Anime X-overs, Sly Cooper, Dragon Ball Z, Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL, Love Hina, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト, Soul Eater, Metal Gear, Cartoon X-overs, Summer Wars/サマーウォーズ, and One Piece.

gender: male


name: you don't need to know that.

likes: anime and manga, my friends and family, bleach, one piece, naruto, swat kats, panty and stocking with garterbelt.

dislikes: arrogant and ignorant jackasses, people who annoy me, people who don't finish their stories.

If you are an ANIME FREAK, copy this into your profile.

favorite pairings


bleach

ichigo x harem

uryu x nemu or cirruci

chad x isane


naruto

naruto x harem (he deserves it)


tiny toons

fifi x furrball

buster x babs

plucky x shirley


ranma

ranma x kasumi

ranma x shampoo

ranma x ukyo


rosario vampire

tsukune x harem


digimon

tai x mimi

tai x ladydevimon (i read some really great stories about these two)

tai x any female digimon (came to me)

davis x kari

takato x renamon

veemon x gatomon


pokemon

ash x harem

any male character (ocs) x female pokemon


hated pairings


naruto

sasuke x any female (seriously, that'd just be torture for them)

naruto x sakura (way too many of these. seriously whats up with that)


tiny toons

fifi x hamtom (i don't have anything against either of them, its just that i just prefer fifi with furrball. thats perfectly normal right)


ranma

ranmax akane (with the way she treats him, there is absolutely no love between them. seriously people open your eyes)

ranma x nabiki (i tried this pairing but didn't like it, plus she would just love money more anyway)

ranma x kodachi (she's crazy)



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I am against Child Abuse and Abortion. Are you too? Then repost these messages. Infact, everything below this message is cut and paste stuff.

Child Abuse

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

Abortion

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

Please, if you are against child abuse and abortion, re-post this, and I bet it will help raise awareness and help to stop abortion. If you just skim over these and agree with them, don't just say "Yeah, I hate that" actually do something! Repost this. If you repost this, then someone else will repost it, then someone else, then someone else, and soon, a lot of people will know about this and do whatever they can to stop it. So please, help to save an abused child and to stop the murder of the unborn babies. Repost this.

Things to do at Walmart...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch/ass-hole. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (sad but true) I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch/ass-hole. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to Renaissance Fairs, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

To all "Hinata Cheats On Naruto Fic Writers." FUCK YOU!!!! In no way will Hinata cheat on Naruto, especially with Kiba of all people. She is too much in love with Naruto to do something like that. Copy and paste to profile if you agree.

If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381, Demon Wraith, SCoTTieTheeReSeaRCHeR,darkvizardking69,Ultimateanimefan17,Uzunaru999,yugiohfan163

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas brothers and Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump off. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're the 5 percent that would shout, "Jump assholes!"

Rules Men Wish Women Knew!

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2. It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

· When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

· The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.

· After wrecking your boss’ car.

· One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.

3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional.

8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who is playing.

10. You may be flatulent in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.

11. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.

12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13. Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.

14. Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15. If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.

16. Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.

19. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.

20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.

21. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:

· Yeah, Baby, Push it!

· C’mon, give me one more! Harder!

· Another set and we can hit the showers!

22. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing (i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc.) For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26. Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27. The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.

28. There is no reason for guys to watch ice skating or men’s gymnastics. Ever.

Set 2:

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it down.

2. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.

3. Don’t make us guess.

4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

5. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.

6. He’s never thinking about “The Relationship.”

7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.

8. Dogs are better than cats.

9. Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

10. Shopping is not everybody’s idea of a good time.

11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

12. You have enough clothes.

13. You have too many shoes.

14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.

15. Your brother is an idiot.

16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.

17. No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

18. Share the bathroom

19. Share the closet.

20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

22. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like sex in the morning.

23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

24. Check your oil.

25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

26. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.

27. If you think you’re getting on the heavy side, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

28. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.

29. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.

30. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.

31. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

32. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.

33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.

34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

Things I hate in fics:

1. Kushina hating her son saying he is a demon (I really, really doubt she would see her son as a demon, this is the biggest crap I have ever read)

2. Naruto leaving the village (exile) and coming back just cause they want him again

3. The extreme overuse of YAOI (when I look for a fic the rating is 6-7 per 10 YAOI fics with Naru/Sasu ... )

4. Overuse of Naru/Hina and Naru/Saku pairing (why don't people try to write the rare ones? and if they do why do they stop writing them if they are good stories?)

5. Stories that have 30 percent occupied with polls (you are the author, you write the fic, not us...)

- If you are a nice guy, repost this in your journal with the title: "Nice guys STILL finish last";

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, GaaraCutie, Poetperson93, BleedingSaro, WolfChibi-Chan, Zuki Uchiha,Oodama Rasengan, The First Kitsukage, Kyuubi69Assassin, Skelo, yugiohfan163

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. Dragon Sannin Ryu Namikaze, THEKyuubi27, yugiohfan163

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

To all "Hinata Cheats On Naruto Fic Writers." FUCK YOU!!!! In no way will Hinata cheat on Naruto, especially with Kiba of all people. She is too much in love with Naruto to do something like that. Copy and paste to profile if you agree.

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile

If you hate NejiHina, or KibaHina, or any other coupling with Hinata that doesn't involve Naruto, then copy & paste this into your profile

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms CrazyGirl99, Scarlet Masquerade, theatrical-expressions, JoeMerl,invaderzimfannumber1, Azugirl-Melissa, justcallme-b-e-a-u-tiful, yugiohfan163

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Wierd is the same as different,which is the same as unique, so wierd isgood. If you are wierd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, Kanervdss, Shinonigga, GravityTheWizard, Thymistacles, LScott of Faith,Horocrux, Mystic 6 tailed Naruto, viscious aggression 101, Uzunaru999, yugiohfan163

To all "Hinata Cheats On Naruto" Fic Writers." FUCK YOU!!!! In no way will Hinata cheat on Naruto, especially with Kiba of all people. She is too much in love with Naruto to do something like that. Copy and paste to profile if you agree.

If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381, Demon Wraith, SCoTTieTheeReSeaRCHeR,darkvizardking69,Ultimateanimefan17,Uzunaru999, yugiohfan163

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If you think the evil kids should stop being selfish with the Trix cereal and just give some to the stinking rabbit, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile

If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile

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If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a random spazz out moment in the middle of class or a quiet room, put this in your profile.

I stole this from JazzyKat, who stole it from Crown-Daydreamer who stole it from Saphiress who stole it from Saciice who stole it from VampireWithTheGoldenEyes who stole it from Black7369 because it is indeed fricken hilarious:

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

I don't care if you're gay or straight,everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is. Repost this if you agree with it.

If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

Have you heard! The owners of FanFiction are planning on taking down stories that have lemons! Apparently, they don't believe that stories that have such mature stuff should be allowed. Its not our fault that such things are interesting to us. If they wanted to do something, they would just make a MA rating category that contains stuff like that, bellow is a petition that is signed by authors who share the same feelings we do. Read it, Sign it, and Pass it on.

Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.

Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.

For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that I believe violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in its original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.

It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.

If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.

While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.

For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.

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Ninja Tarot Card's

0 (The Fool)-Naruto-Silly, foolish or dumb but brave and kind The Fool can easily fool you and thus you meet your end.

I (The Magician)-He seek power no matter at what costs and will do anything for it.-Sasuke

II (The High Priestess)-Shizune-She obey's the will of her Empress

III (The Empress)-She rule all with an iron fist with a fist of love for her love ones-Tsunade

IV (The Emperor)-He rule all with a kind heart for the love of his people and his family-The Fourth Hokage Minato Namikaze

V (The Hierophant)-He obey's the Will of the Emperor- The Third Hokage Sarutobi

VI (The Lovers)-Must be a pair for this too work and a good ass Tag team!

VII (The Chariot)-Strong and brave he never give up in a battle until he dies.-Kakashi

VIII (Strength)-Kisame-Kisame is strong as hell he didn't die yet so there!

IX (The Hermit)-Jiraiya-Brave and wise as hell Jiraiya is the Hermit

X (Wheel of Fortune aka The Wheel of Fate)-One who brings good fortune to all and also bring unlucky odds to those around them. (Tsunade original card before she become the Empress later it'll past on too Kakuzu)

XI (Justice)-Hidan-It wasn't judgement he was looking for it was justice Hidan seek's.

XII (The Hanged Man)-Sai-One without truth and shows no feeling toward others hanged he show a fake friendship toward others.

XIII (Death)-Gaara-Death is always around Gaara since birth, it everything he knows is death.

XIV (Temperance)-Like Justice but she seeks her existed in this world to play her role.-Haku

XV (The Devil)-Evil in the truth form seek nothing, but power, lust and death to his enemies.-Orochimaru

XVI (The Tower)-Sakura-The Tower is someone will do anything to get what they want the most.

XVII (The Star)-The one who wish to be treated like a normal person by all.-Konohamaru

XVIII (The Moon)-Unlike the sun The Moon is a cold dark side fill with sorrow and dishonor-Itachi

XIX (The Sun)-Rock Lee-Lee is always full of joy and pride like The Sun.

XX (Judgement)-Pein-Pein is God there no powerful Judgement then God's Judgement

XXI (The World)-She is loved and respect by all for she is mother earth.-Kushina Uzumaki

The Servant-Will anything and I mean anything for his or her lover or master.-Kabuto and Hinata

The Traitor-He plans behind their backs seeking for power, not giving a care in the world for them for he is The Traitor.-Danzo

The Witch-Curse by the Devil, she seek a way to be free by using the very curse she was given.-Anko and Tayuya

The Goddess-She is truly bless with the joy of life and is show true loved for the one who she cherish the most-Konan

If you are an adict to Naruto and fave cupple is NaruHina then copy & paste this to your profile

If you hate gay naruto couples, copy & paste this into your profile

If you hate NejiHina then copy & paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms CrazyGirl99, Scarlet Masquerade, theatrical-expressions, JoeMerl,invaderzimfannumber1, Azugirl-Melissa, justcallme-b-e-a-u-tiful, yugiohfan163,

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you wish Coop and Kat would fall in love, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!
If you wish Coop would kick Fiona in the knee, and come running into Kat's arms, COPY AND PASTE THIS!
If you wish Kat would dump his girlfriend for Coop, COPY AND PASTE!
If you wish Fiona NEVER existed, and you want to KILL Rob for creating her, Copy and paste THIS to your profile! (And Youtube, if possible)
95% percent of people think that Fiona should be Coop's girlfriend, not Kat. If you are one of the five percent that thinks Fiona sucks, and Kat should be Coop's girlfriend, copy and paste to profile!

If you have ever watched a really stupid show 'cause nothing was on, and you got into it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think digimon is, was, and always will be the coolioist, copy and paste this into your profile. :-)

If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile. :-D

If you think Takato Matsuki is amazingly cool, or somewhat kinda semi cool , copy and paste this into your profile. :-)

If you are one freaky Digimon lover, copy and paste into your profile.

Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God... PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost...

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus’ arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

"They hurt her"

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Try Not To Cry,

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are..

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

If you hate flamers then join the A.A.F. (Authors Against Flamers) together we can destroy the bastards that have plagued us for years! If you support our cause copy and paste this on your profile and add your name. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Silvdra-Zero, Narutopwnass, Yugiohfan163,


Stories on Hiatus:

-A new android: Alter

-Different Turn of Events

-Here Kitty Kitty

-My Little Dragon Z

-Oh Boy

-Shinji Armstrong

-This is Unexpected

-Spike Saves the Crystal Empire, Badass Version


Stories that will be revised in the future:

-Spike's Dragon Wars

-The Race for Acme Acres

-The Yin and Yang of Ichigo Kurosaki


Stories that are officially up for adoption or will be deleted:

-Talk Show: My Stories

-A Different Tale


Stories that I will try to work on:

-Spike's Gals

-The Witches Heir V2

-The Thief and Voodoo

-Spike and the Opposite Six

-Steamy Digi Love

-The Demonic Trio: Revenge on Konoha


My own little sayings:

1. if it's fictional, there are no limits to it.

2. if it's a pairing that has never been done before, or hasn't been created, then I can make it work.

3. if it's on fanfiction, then the ideas are limitless.


The demonic trio:

bracelet's weapons transformed: http://www.giantbomb.com/gunblade/93-314/all-images/52-306512/gunblade1/51-1096151/.

evil stocking: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=evilpantyandstocking&view=detail&id=66DC599BDE38894016437F4753D68401F6778986&first=1

evil panty: i couldn't find a pic, sorry.

The shingetsu clan:

monster girls: http://e621.net/post/index?tags=kenkou_kurosu

Different turn of events:

how Chad looks in his armor: http://vinrylgrave.deviantart.com/art/ARMADURA-de-la-CONDENA-91713189

This is unexpected:

what Scathe looks like: http://aargh14.deviantart.com/art/Come-Hither-275809740

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Naruto The Yellow Death and Kushina Red Death :The Legend Of Two Death by FireFoxImr reviews
At the end of the Wave Mission, while everyone else is fussing over the Uchiha, Naruto learns some amazing news from Zabuza as he's dying. He's not an orphan. He's not alone. There's another Uzumaki. Little does he know that that Uzumaki is his own mother and she's looking for him. And Konoha is going down in the process for keeping them apart.Dark!Evil!KushinaXDark!Evil Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,963 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
The Dragon in Twilight by StreakTheFoxz reviews
Twilight Sparkle loves reading, and romance novels are no exception. But when she reads a novel about a mare falling for a stallion who turns into a dragon at night, she begins to question her feelings towards her #1 assistant.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,239 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike - Complete
WvKvK Another Story by Crazy-Pairing-Girl reviews
This is what could happen if the Burtonburgers weren't related to the Russos. ONESHOT!
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Kid vs Kat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Alex R., Coop - Complete
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The Thief and Voodoo reviews
Mz. Ruby as a child meets a young raccoon, who ends up becoming her first friend. This change in history will lead to two souls finding happiness with each other. First ever Sly and Mz. Ruby fic.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,767 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Sly C., Mz. Ruby
Top Warden: Keitaro Urashima reviews
Keitaro wants to achieve his dream of being a warden. With Kanako there to help, his dream will be realized. Contains elements from one piece, but no characters. Bashing of multiple people. Devil fruit using Keitaro and Kanako.
Crossover - Love Hina & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/13 - Keitaro U., Kanako U.
Spike's gals reviews
Spike is paired with a different mare in each chapter. Sorry for the short summary. Send in a review on which pony you want to see paired with Spike.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,410 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Spike
Spike and the Opposite Six reviews
Spike winds up in an alternate dimension where the mane six is occupied by a few other And that's not all who have Spike x Big harem
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Spike, Lightning Dust, Sunset Shimmer
The Witches Heir V2 reviews
This is the rewritten version of my first story. If you don't know the plot, go and check out the first one. This one will have a lot more details than the last. Good Medusa and Arachne. Confident Crona. Naruto x Big harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/16 - Naruto U., Arachne G., Crona, Medusa G.
The Demonic Trio 2: Revenge on Konoha reviews
The sequel to the Demonic Trio. Now that Naruto has conquered Daten city, he will now be making a trip to the village that started it all: Konoha. be prepared as there will be bashing on Kakashi, Sasuke, Kiba, and the civilian council. if you have requests for anyone else to bash, please pm me. Naruto x harem, will include females from Konoha who will be be evil also.
Crossover - Naruto & Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,528 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Naruto U., Kneesocks, Scanty
The Insane Tales of Mlp reviews
Basically, each chapter is created to be random and to get chuckles out of the viewers, that's you.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 1/2 - Spike
Steamy Digi Love reviews
The digimon frontier season rewritten, except this time we've got a love struck Ranamon interested in our hero of fire. What could this mean? Read to find out.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,089 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Takuya K., Ranamon
Spike saves the Crystal Empire, Badass Version reviews
Spike shows King Sombra his place in the season 3 opener, but differently. Includes themes from fairy tail, but not actual characters.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10 - Spike
Oh Boy! reviews
Yang has been feeling sad after he and lina broke up, but it seems like several girls are wanting to try and mend his broken heart. I'm not against lina, I just want to write this. Yang x harem.
Yin Yang Yo - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,477 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Yang, Yin
The Witches Heir reviews
medusa decides to raise crona with love like a real mother, but stumbles upon an infant naruto. read to see the adventures naruto goes through as he is raised by a kind medusa and with a sister. good medusa and arachne. naruto x harem. enjoy.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,800 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Naruto U., Medusa G.
Yuma finally listens reviews
What if during episode 9, Yuma actually stopped and listened to hear Cathy confess her feelings? Oneshot. May make it into a story if I get enough reviews.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11 - Yuma T., Cathy
Spike's Dragon Wars reviews
When Spike finds out about a great sight called OZ after feeling down about Twilight hanging with her friends, he will end up meeting with some unlikely people, while also possibly being the only who can save the world from a dark evil who wants to see it destroyed. Character designs are owned by Mauroz on deviantart. I suggest reading his comic in order to understand this.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Summer Wars/サマーウォーズ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Spike, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
My Little Dragon Z reviews
Spike is found by a martial arts master, Shining Armor, and will soon rock Equestria to the core with how strong he will be under the unicorn's guidance. Humanized characters. Spike x mane six harem. No actual DBZ characters, but it will contain many similarities to it though.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,937 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Spike
This is unexpected reviews
Sonic and Tails both find their girlfriends cheating on them. So in a desperate attempt to cool off, Sonic suggests going to a different universe. Only this trip to cool them down, may just heat up. Sonic x harem. Tails x harem. HIATUS.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Sonic, Tails, Scourge, Anti-Bunnie
A new android: Alter reviews
Gohan has defeated Cell, but it seems danger lurks beyond the horizon as he along with friends and family must face off against a new foe far stronger than anyone they've fought before. Gohan x Zangya x OC
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Gohan, Zangya, OC
Here Kitty Kitty reviews
what if a young ichigo found a lost kitten a year before his mother's death, and what if that same cat disappeared only to reappear years later in a familiar event. read to find out. not yaoi. ichigo x female grimmjow
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,694 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Shinji Armstrong reviews
This is a story that was thought up and worked on by both me and my fellow author Element-Overlord. In this story, Shinji is adopted by Armstrong and let's just say that Gendo better be careful. oh who are we kidding. He's DOOMED! Badass Shinji! Shinji x harem. HIATUS.
Crossover - Evangelion & Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka S., S. Armstrong
Talk Show: My Stories reviews
Welcome people! In this newest fic, you the audience gets to ask a question or tell a dare to any of the characters from any of my stories. And when I mean my stories, I mean every character that has made an appearance in them. So review for a question, or for a dare. Come on in and join the party!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Naruto
The Race for Acme Acres reviews
a remake of my previous tiny toons story. montana max comes up with a plan to get acme acres, but will buster and the gang stop him? and what's with the three characters and what connections do they have with buster, plucky, and furrball? HIATUS
Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012
The Yin and Yang of Ichigo Kurosaki reviews
what if during the second bleach movie, ichigo discovered something about those two girls that brought back old memories? a completely different bleach story. ichigo x yin x yang.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,782 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Ichigo K., Yang - Complete
Different Turn of Events reviews
What would happen if Ichigo ended up facing Tia, instead at las noches? A completely different change to the bleach universe. Especially with Ichigo, Orihime, Chad, Uryu, and Rukia getting extra training and a few surprises on their first visit. The pairing is Ichigo/Tia/Orihime/Rukia/Nel/ and Uryu/Cirucci. HIATUS.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,723 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - [Ichigo K., T. Harribel, Neliel T. O./Nel, Orihime I.]
A Different Tale reviews
Invader zim, except a few changes. Zim and Tak are partners and some of the irkens best lieutenants. Dib doesn't try so hard to make people see Zim and Tak as aliens, but instead keeps it to himself and uses his head more. Gaz is still Gaz, but is more of a protective sister. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Zim, Dib
The Demonic Trio reviews
what if naruto was saved by corset and his family? what if he bacame the brother of scanty and kneesocks? what if it became something more? pairing is naruto x harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,366 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Naruto U., Scanty - Complete
A Proper Ending reviews
just like the title indicates, my own ending to how bagi should have gone. afterall, the ending was sad, plus ryo and bagi are just adorable together.
Bagi, the Monster of Mighty Nature/大自然の魔獣 バギ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Ryo/Ryosuke I., Bagi - Complete