NeuroticBanana
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Joined 10-24-11, id: 3367121, Profile Updated: 11-26-12
Author has written 6 stories for Hey Arnold, and Mass Effect.

11/26 Update: So soon I'll be writing again...I'm going to wait a little while before starting a sequel to The Shape of Things to Come because I have a new idea for some ME fiction so that should be coming everyone's way soon, which I'm certainly looking forward to!

Update: So I've been incredibly lame about writing anything new, and I'm sorry about that but my icky job demands a great deal of my time. Good news though, that shouldn't be a problem soon! I'm going to start writing a sequel to The Shape of Things to Come, so anyone who's holding out for that will be pleased. Probably a couple of one shots coming soon to...something to look forward to!

Neutoric Banana

So I'm Neurotic Banana...dilligent nurse on the surface, but a nerd at heart. When reading my writing, if you find it slightly technical, I apologize for that. 4.5 years of a science degree will do that to you. Currently I'm not heavily occupied so hopefully I can write more fanfiction because I have missed writing creatively. Right now I'm working on a fix it fiction to ME3, which is taking up most of my time. I've written one-shots for HA in the past, but now I'm focusing on raising my nerd flag high by writing for ME. I think I'll probably write other ME3 one-shots that fix the ending, although they probably won't be serious...they'll be comical and probably profane. Because honestly, who liked that ending? Let's face it, it was AWFUL!

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Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,357 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Everything It's Cracked Up To Be by Suilven reviews
After being reunited on Omega, Garrus and Shepard are about to realize that their friendship may be turning into something more, and that love really is worth fighting for, worth being brave for, worth risking everything for. AUish, set in ME2. Garrus/FemShep.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,908 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. Trigger Warning: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more brutal behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,223 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Tutoring Arnold by Azure129 reviews
Oh no-it seems Arnold needs a little help with his poetry assignment if he wants a decent grade in English!Hmm, I wonder what fourth grade poet laurete Mr.Simmons could assign to help him out...Set postconfession to make things even more fun!AXH! CH17!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 203,951 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Bottled Genius by Torenza reviews
[Complete] AU. IYKag. Kagome is down on her luck, so when she rubs the bottle of the Genie Inuyasha, she thinks her life has changed for the better.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,344 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
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Harbinger of Love reviews
Garrus and Shepard are about to have some fun when they discover someone very unexpected left a voice message for Shepard...a very surprising message. See what happens when Harbinger grows a pair and confesses his secret love for Shepard! One Shot simply for fun.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Harbinger - Complete
The Shape of Things to Come reviews
The fix it to ME3 and then some. Shepard destroys the Reapers and tries to pick up the pieces of her life and resume her relationship with Garrus, but what happens when there may still be some remaining threat from the Reapers? Rated M for mature content,aka FUN!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,326 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Sex Ed reviews
Helga and Arnold are stuck in Anatomy class discussing sex ed. Things get awkward when the instructor makes everyone put condoms on bananas and the class gets a little rowdy. Time for confession perhaps, Helga? Oneshot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
A Day in the Life reviews
Helga is having a rough morning. Miriam can't remember to do basic things like making her lunch and has to wake Helga from a great dream about Arnold. Helga has to go to school without a lunch and guess who decides to save her from hunger? Oneshot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Behind the Walls reviews
Why were Helga and Arnold in the closet? What were they doing in there? Find out what exactly was going on between those two in the semi-sequel to Rendezvous in the Closet oneshot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Rendezvous in the Janitor Closet reviews
Harold and Rhonda? Who knew! Rhonda and Harold's secret romance in a janitor closet and all the fun stuff in between! Oneshot
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Harold, Rhonda - Complete