NeuroticBananahide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Hey Arnold, Mass Effect, and Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII. Howdy all! I'm Neurotic Banana and for anyone who is still following me, get happy because I'm finally back in business for writing! Nothing new on the Mass Effect front sadly, but I've finished writing a Resident Evil fiction with Avogadro602 that is now officially up on her page. It is called Collateral Damage. Check out the link: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4155200/Avogadro602, we should make weekly updates so hopefully everyone can go check out that little piece of gold! It was a long labor of love that was long in coming and we are very pleased to have it finished and ready for people to read now. In other news, I'm currently working on a few Final Fantasy fictions that I'm excited about, but those won't be up on my page for a little while longer. I'm planning on writing a sequel to my Harbinger of Love oneshot, so fans of that will hopefully be glad to hear it! Sometime I'd like to get to a sequel on The Shape of Things to Come, but that is still on the back burner currently. Anyway, thanks to anyone who still follows me and to any new readers/followers welcome and please enjoy whatever you read! If you'd like to connect with me or just peek into the randomness that is my mind, visit my tumblr neuroticbanana.tumblr.com Have a great day everybody! :) |
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Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,255 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Hearts in Chaos by GenesisArclite reviews
Knowledge previously unknown to Lightning gives her the ability to defeat Caius in Valhalla, but she must become his immortal companion to stop him for good and he must go with her to New Bodhum. The future is now fraught with unknowns, with a new government and rising tensions between Cocoon and Pulse - made no easier by Caius and Lightning now sharing the Heart of Chaos.
Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 254,160 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 7/4/2013 - [Caius B., Lightning] [Snow V., Serah F.] - Complete
Tell Me by lotuskasumi reviews
Hope and Lightning work out the barriers of their physical relationship, getting a surprising bit of encouragement from an overenthusiastic friend. [Hope x Lightning. Post-LR, aged up Hope. Rated M for sexual content.]
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/27/2014 - [Lightning, Hope] - Complete
Everything It's Cracked Up To Be by Suilven reviews
After being reunited on Omega, Garrus and Shepard are about to realize that their friendship may be turning into something more, and that love really is worth fighting for, worth being brave for, worth risking everything for. AUish, set in ME2. Garrus/FemShep.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,908 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Destroying the Goddess by PEANUT v1.2 reviews
Serah and Yeul are dead because of Etro, who isn't the good goddess she appeared to be. Swearing revenge, Caius and Lightning are forced to fight together to destroy her. Something stronger than a simple alliance forms. Lightning/Caius
Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,893 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Lightning, Caius B. - Complete
Tutoring Arnold by Azure129 reviews
Oh no-it seems Arnold needs a little help with his poetry assignment if he wants a decent grade in English!Hmm, I wonder what fourth grade poet laurete Mr.Simmons could assign to help him out...Set postconfession to make things even more fun!AXH! CH17!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 203,951 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Bottled Genius by Torenza reviews
[Complete] AU. IYKag. Kagome is down on her luck, so when she rubs the bottle of the Genie Inuyasha, she thinks her life has changed for the better.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,344 - Reviews: 3886 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
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I'll Be Waiting reviews
Lightning ends up in a rather unexpected situation when she finds herself in a steamy bathhouse with only Caius to keep her company. Confessions and honest answers can only await, plus rosy bathwater! One-shot of pretty much fluff and a little bit of intrigue.
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Lightning, Caius B., Hope E. - Complete
Harbinger of Love reviews
Garrus and Shepard are about to have some fun when they discover someone very unexpected left a voice message for Shepard...a very surprising message. See what happens when Harbinger grows a pair and confesses his secret love for Shepard! One Shot simply for fun.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Harbinger - Complete
The Shape of Things to Come reviews
The fix it to ME3 and then some. Shepard destroys the Reapers and tries to pick up the pieces of her life and resume her relationship with Garrus, but what happens when there may still be some remaining threat from the Reapers? Rated M for mature content,aka FUN!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,326 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Sex Ed reviews
Helga and Arnold are stuck in Anatomy class discussing sex ed. Things get awkward when the instructor makes everyone put condoms on bananas and the class gets a little rowdy. Time for confession perhaps, Helga? Oneshot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
A Day in the Life reviews
Helga is having a rough morning. Miriam can't remember to do basic things like making her lunch and has to wake Helga from a great dream about Arnold. Helga has to go to school without a lunch and guess who decides to save her from hunger? Oneshot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Behind the Walls reviews
Why were Helga and Arnold in the closet? What were they doing in there? Find out what exactly was going on between those two in the semi-sequel to Rendezvous in the Closet oneshot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Rendezvous in the Janitor Closet reviews
Harold and Rhonda? Who knew! Rhonda and Harold's secret romance in a janitor closet and all the fun stuff in between! Oneshot
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Harold, Rhonda - Complete
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