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Author has written 20 stories for Warriors, Misc. Anime/Manga, and Soul Eater.

Hello there, the name's Black Veiled Proxy, call me Proxy if you like.

Gender: Female

Age: Between 13-16 (Closer to 13)

Where I Live: In a place


Songs: Radioactive (by Imagine Dragons), The Noose (by A Perfect Circle), Rebel Love Song (Black Veil Brides), and Kiss it Better (Jeffree Star)

Movies: The Tall Man, The Lion Kind (Don't judge), and Warm Bodies

Colors: Black, blood red, deep purple, and silver

Quote: Every star needs the darkness to shine, every evil truly has its good, and every good its evil.

Favorite animal: Black panther

My birth month the only things I'm not will be in bold.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal.Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

20 Fun Things To Do At School

1. Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2. Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product

3. Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person next to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4. When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry.

5. Sing your questions to the class

6. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking

7. Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder

8. Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling"

9. Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up

10. Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a circle around your desk laughing and clapping loudly

11. Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start singing opera

12. Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it

13. Ask questions while trying not to use any nouns or make any sense. ex: I have a question: When you said that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did you mean the thing that, you know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?

14. Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to confirm that you agree. When they ask you to stop, say "but I love you so!!"

15. When you have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?

16. Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where babies come from in a childish voice

17. Write out plan on how to conquer the world

18. Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy"

19. Challenge your teacher to a rap battle

20. Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” When everyone looks say “oh too late. He’s gone now”

20 fun Things To Do In A Drive Thru

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order

2. Drive through backwards

3. Belch your order

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume

5. Walk through

6. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you

7. Repeat everything the order-taker says

8. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours

9. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please"

10. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food

11. Drive through with a carload of naked people

12. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion

13. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food

14. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk

15. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane

16. Drive your limo . . . get it stuck in the corner

17. Hijack a go-kart. Drive through

18. Bring a fake gun and yell at the speaker "Stick em up," then drive away

19. Order and ditch it

20. Hum through the speaker

22 Fun Things to do on an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral

5. Meow occasionally

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7. Say - Ding at each floor

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button

10. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on"

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space"

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you

15. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers

21. Swat at flies that don't exist

22. Call out "Group hug" then enforce it

You Know You're An Author If . . .

You talk to yourself a lot

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs . . ."

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago

Note to self x100:

1. Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public

5. Do not go out in public

6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4

7. Note expressions

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you

9. Floor is slippery when wet

10. Lake is slippery when dry

11. Only talk to strangers you know

12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all

13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you

15. Kill them for security purposes

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible

18. The men in white coats are not your friends

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age

24. Always remember, um . . . um . . . Damn

25. Train army of flying monkeys

26. Goldfish don't like milk

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits

28. Find out who invented the word "pianist"

29. People are staring at you

30. So act insane

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings . . . and teeth

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me . . . bonding

36. Never pet a burning dog

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka

38. Naked men dig parkas

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug

43. The size of Danny DeVito

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world

49. That way is rum

50. Constipated people don't give a shit

52. You cannot kill the snow

53. The snow can kill you

54. Grass can also kill you

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms . . .

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun

57. HE is real . . . No matter what the men in white coats say

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that

61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork

65. Remember to kill HIM . . .

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory

69. Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice

70. Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions

71. Eat the evidence

72. But not if it's broken glass

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids

75. Disregard last note

76. Note reactions

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year

78. Stock up on ball point pens

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing

81. Do not stick fingers into blender

82. Blender . . . Bad . . . Ouch

83. Blood loss is bad

84. Find way to re-attatch fingers

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM

86. Answer every question with a question

87. Ask people what gender they are

88. Note reactions

89. Refer to people as "mortal"

90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages

94. Kill them

95. Brutally

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination

97. Dunk head in boiling water

98. Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

45 Things To Do During An Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy)

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit"

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E . . ."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam

37. If your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl's desk nearby

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it

42. Dress like the professor

43. Cross-Dress

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras

50 Things To Do In A Public Toilet

1. Comment "Pooh, who did that?"

2. Compliment people on their shoes

3. Introduce yourself "Hi, I'm the guy in the next stall..." to the person in the next stall and strike up a conversation "Did you know that farting is really very healthy...etc"

4. Provide 'strenuous' grunting sound-effects

5. Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in THEIR bowl . . .

6. Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives

7. Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"

8. Simulate a drug deal

9. Pretend to fall in

10. Roll Easter Eggs under the doors

11. Start a sing-a-long

12. Act schizophrenically

13. Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy . . .

14. Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman

15. Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"

16. Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you." or "Don't forget to wipe!"

17. Kick in stall doors, camera in hand

18. Pour water over the stall door onto occupant

19. Say "Oops... missed" while swishing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls

20. Fake an orgasm

21. At night, yell "City Ordinance 11468; Power Consumption" and switch off the lights

22. Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"

23. Collect a door charge

24. Ask "Is there a doctor in the house because my thingy's stuck in my fly?"

25. Impersonate Elvis

26. Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl

27. Write "Please use other end!" on the toilet paper

28. Put Glad Wrap over the toilet bowl

29. Offer refreshments

30. Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper

31. Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"

32. Charge admission

33. Electrify metal urinals

34. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl

35. One word: GOLDFISH

36. Make a jelly in the bowl

37. Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard

38. Remove stall doors

39. Glue seat and cover down to bowl

40. Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance

41. Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE

42. Put itching powder on the toilet seats

43. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl

44. Replace soap in dispenser with custard or whip-cream

45. Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if available

46. Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install

47. Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons

48. In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof

49. Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette

50. Oh Yeah . . . and the last one . . . "S*T"

50 Things To Do During A Movie

1. Inform the entire theatre that you have to go to the bathroom. Wait a minute or so and tell everyone that you feel better now

2. Applaud

3. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes

4. Sing along with the backround music

5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"

6. Snore

7. Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if you are sitting in the front

8. Make shadow puppets

9. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight

10. Walk around behind the screen. Jump through it. Run like hell

11. Pull out a squirt gun and shoot the "bad guys." Tell people that you are a part of this new "live action" movie. Squirt any movie personnel telling you to stop

12. Read the credits out loud

13. Dress as a cheerleader. Keep the actors' enthusiasm up

14. Stand by the screen and sign the movie

15. Rip off one end of a straw wrapper and blow in the straw. The wrapper will fly across the theatre, hopefully hitting someone

16. (Variation of above) Dip the wrapper end in ketchup. This will make it a permanent part of the screen

17. If it's a Disney film, go up to the projector room and replace the film with an adult film

18. Talk loudly to a friend. Whenever someone else makes the slightest noise, tell them they are inconsiderate little bastards for disrupting your viewing pleasure

19. Put Ex-Lax in the drinks. Lock all the doors

20. Say "beep" loudly at every vulgarity. Tell those objecting that you are from the EPA here to stop noise pollution

21. Throw Runts at people so you can use the drive by fruiting joke

22. Sacrifice small furry creatures in the front of the theatre

23. Sit by the aisle. Trip everyone that walks by.

24. Walk in front of the screen, fall, and lay there for a few minutes. Then get up and go back to your seat as if nothing happened. Do it again every ten minutes

25. Play an appropriate instrument for the movie:
western=banjo, comedy=cazoo, action=synthesizer or guitar, mystery=bad whistle, etc

26. Say the lines with the movie, in Swahili

27. Collect donations for charity

28. Bring a portable T.V. Watch the ball game. Cheer loudly

29. Aerosol can. Zippo. 'nuff said

30. Throw paper airplanes. Anounce their take off like air traffic control personnel

31. Candle flashpaper = fireballs!

32. Yell "Ow!" after every gunshot

33. Stand on your head in the aisle during the duration of the movie

34. Have a barbecue

35. Gargle your soft drink

36. Juggle

37. Bowl in the isle

38. Throw smoke grenades

39. Play Battleship with someone accross the theatre

40. Wear a trench coat and sunglasses. Whenever someone enters or exits the theatre ask to see their identification

41. Do shots

42. Eat a lot of beans or chili before the movie. Hope the theatre is crowded

43. Leave death threats on various seats. Give sinister glances to people as they leave the theatre

44. Break into a chorus of "I Will Survive" during climatic parts of the movie

45. Do some needlepoint. Suddenly yell "Ow! That hurt. Woah cool, it's spurting"

46. Find the light switch. Turn the lights on

47. Throw water balloons

48. Bring lots of gerbils and mice. Think snowball fight

49. Have a friend call your beeper every 5 minutes. Make sure it's loud

50. Say 'crack kills' when the person in front of you bends down


1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day

4. Start playing Basketball; see how many people you can get to join in

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″

12. Play with the automatic doors

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive"

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layby

21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”. . . I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!”

26. Toilet Paper as much of the store as possible

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men

32. Take bets on the battle described above

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible”

35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I need some tampons!!”

36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department

37. Try on bras over top of your clothes

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags

40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”

41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store

42. Two words: “Marco Polo”

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics

45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the bathrooms

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word

47. Relax in the patio furniture and open the patio ummbrella until you get kicked out

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

49. Pay off laybys fifty cents at a time

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it

51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy”

52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins

54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose

57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie dolls

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible

59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them

61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie”

66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle)"

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!”

71. Hit on the elderly

72. Hit on 5 year olds

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat

74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend

80. Excessively use anything thing that says “Try Me”

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You disgust me” Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley-girl-like as you can

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too

84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc

85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors as if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away as fast as you can

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department

90. Put lingerie in the men’s department

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around

92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little attention” Then run away crying

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your hands over your ears, fly your head around and start screaming “NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed

95. Light a match under a spinkler

96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun”. Then walk away

97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then walk away

98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that you're a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this”

99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone

100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen my mommy?”

101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless

20 Fun Things To Do At School

1. Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2. Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product

3. Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person next to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4. When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry.

5. Sing your questions to the class

6. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking

7. Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder

8. Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling"

9. Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up

10. Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a circle around your desk laughing and clapping loudly

11. Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start singing opera

12. Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it

13. Ask questions while trying not to use any nouns or make any sense. ex: I have a question: When you said that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did you mean the thing that, you know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?

14. Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to confirm that you agree. When they ask you to stop, say "but I love you so!!"

15. When you have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?

16. Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where babies come from in a childish voice

17. Write out plan on how to conquer the world

18. Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy"

19. Challenge your teacher to a rap battle

20. Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” When everyone looks say “oh too late. He’s gone now”

20 fun Things To Do In A Drive Thru

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order

2. Drive through backwards

3. Belch your order

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume

5. Walk through

6. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you

7. Repeat everything the order-taker says

8. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours

9. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please"

10. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food

11. Drive through with a carload of naked people

12. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion

13. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food

14. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk

15. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane

16. Drive your limo . . . get it stuck in the corner

17. Hijack a go-kart. Drive through

18. Bring a fake gun and yell at the speaker "Stick em up," then drive away

19. Order and ditch it

20. Hum through the speaker

22 Fun Things to do on an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral

5. Meow occasionally

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7. Say - Ding at each floor

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button

10. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on"

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space"

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you

15. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers

21. Swat at flies that don't exist

22. Call out "Group hug" then enforce it

60 Awesome Ways To Make Your Teacher Wanna Backhand You!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “You're racist against paper aren’t you"

8. Don’t do your homework

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly

10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then"

24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early"

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win

38. Glue all their scissors together

39. Make paperclip jewelry. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’

42. Talk to a pen

43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say

45. Smile. All the time

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

60. If the teacher yells at another student, ask the teacher, “Is this supposed to be on the test?”


1. Get somebody to act like they are driving a car beside you, and start screaming: "CAR CRASH! CAR CRASH!"

2. When the DJ says something into the microphone, whisper loudly, "THE VOICES! THEY HAVE RETURNED!"

3. When a song you don't know comes on, start singing really loud and out of key: "SOMETHING SOMETHING OH YEAH SOMETHING ELSE SOMETHIN SOMETHIN OH YEAH!!!!!!!!"

4. Get people to do the wave

5. Raise you hand like you are in school and say: "I NEED A HALL PASS!"

6. Follow people around.

7. When they turn and said, "Get away from me." Reply simply, "Its because your gay, isn't it?"

8. Start yelling: "THIS IS JIVE! YOUR ALL JIVE! THIS PLACE SUCKS!" and then push over a table, and walk away proudly.

9. Start dancing beside someone and whisper in their ear the song "OMG" by Will. I. Am. and Usher

10. Scream at the top of your lungs: "THE COPS ARE HERE! SCATTER!"

11. Take a dark bottle out of your pocket in plain sight and act like your going to spike the punch

12. If you get in trouble for doing that, take a drink of the bottle and say, "Dude, its Root Beer."

13. Find a piece of paper, write the Casey's number on it, and hand it to a desperate person with a wink

14. Well in a deep voice: "GIRL LOOK THAT THAT BODY! I WORK OUT! GIRL, LOOK AT THAT BODY!" and start singing Sexy and I Know It

15. If someone you don't know starts dancing beside you, scream at the top of your lungs and make a huge scene

16. When the slow dance songs come on, yell: "CHANGE IT TO HEAVY METAL!"

17. After you do 16, and if people look at you weird, yell: "ROCK!"

18. Take the dark bottle out and act like your drunk

19. Walk up to the DJ and say, "I have a song request." and say a really bad song

20. Make sure you get kicked out of that damn dance, or else this is just a waste of time

23 Ways To Annoy Your Parents

1. Follow them around the house everywhere

2. Moo when they say your name

3. Pretend to have amnesia

4. Say everything backwards

5. Run into walls

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder

9. Say all of the words in a film

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"

12. Talk to a pen

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time

14. Try and climb the wall

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair

19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"

20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"

21. Pretend to be a phone

22. Try to swim in the floor

23. Tap on their door all night

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with its name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright

As often as possible, skip rather than walk

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you’re not in the mood

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They’re loose!!"

1: Real Name: Not telling

2.Your nobody name (take all the letters of your first name,mix them around and put an"x" where you think it should go): Lsaxney

3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Ansizzle

4.Your Detective name(fav. color and fav.animal): Black Tiger

5.Your Soap Oprah name(your middle name and the street you live on): Lynn Freeland

6.Your Star Wars name(first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first): Haran

7.Your Superhero name(2nd fav color,fav drink): Bluecoke

8.Your Witness Protection name(middle names of your parents): Marie Allan

9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Angel

The Lessons Warriors Has Taught Us :

1. Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.
2. Cats can have accents.
3. Old people are funny.
4. If your girlfriend dies, the default response is to sleep with her sister.
5. No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.
6. Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.
7. Always use a condom.
8. Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.
9. Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough*Ashfur*cough*Scourge*cough*.
10. There are no limits to how homoerotically you can kill your own brother.
11. Casual racism is socially acceptable. More severe racism is less approved of, but still allowed. Only outright genocide crosses the line.
12. Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.
13. Good is cute/handsome; Evil is sexy.
14. Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 40 years without being noticed by anyone.
15. Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.
16. If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.
17. Its possible to complain about anything.
18. All barn cats are gay.
19. Happy endings are unrealistic.
20. No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more emo.
21. Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.
22. God isn't going to do anything for you because He wants you to maintain both the freedom and the capacity to just get off your lazy ass and do it yourself.
23. Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.
24. Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most violent deaths imaginable.
25. The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.
26. Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.
27. It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.
28. It's possible to make multiple AMVs of a series with only one episode worth of clips.
29. The general public doesn't know anything.
30. People who secretly want to have sex with you make the best evil minions.
31. The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.
32. If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.
33. People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.
34. Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.
35. Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.
36. War crimes are perfectly fine if God tells you to commit them.
37. Just because someone has gone to hell doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.
38. The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.
39. Don't mess with beavers.
40. Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.
41. Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.
42. Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.
43. Virginity is overrated.
44. If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway.
45. Most people would listen to Hitler if he was nice to them.
46. If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing.
47. Lying is the most evil thing ever.
48. The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.
49. Incest doesn't count if it isn't immediately noticeable.
50. If you play with your food, and owl will come and eat you.

Bold what you have done

Graduated High School.

Kissed someone.

Smoked cigarettes.

Got so drunk you passed out.

Rode every ride at an amusement park.

Collected something really stupid.

Gone to a rock concert.

Helped someone.

Gone fishing.

Watched four movies in one night.

Gone long periods of time without sleep.

Lied to someone.

Been dumped.

Snorted cocaine.

Failed a class.

Smoked weed.

Dealt drugs.

Been in a car accident

Been in a tornado.

Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).

Watched someone die.

Been to a funeral.

Burned yourself

Ran a marathon.

Cried yourself to sleep.

Spent over $200 in one day.

Flown on a plane.

Cheated on someone.

Been cheated on.

Written a 10 page letter.

Been sailing.

Cut yourself.

Had a best friend.

Lost someone you loved.

Shoplifted something.

Been to jail (to visit someone)

Had detention.

Skipped school.

Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.

Stolen books from the library.

Gone to a different country.

Dropped out of school.

Been in a mental hospital.

Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.

Fired a gun.

Gambled in a casino.

Had a lemonade stand.

Actually made money at the lemonade stand.

Been in a school play.

Been fired from a job.

Taken a lie detector test.

Swam with dolphins.

Gone to sea world.

Voted for American/Australian Idol.

Written poetry.

Read more than 20 books a year.

Gone to Europe.

Loved someone you couldn’t have.

Wondered about your sexuality.

Used a coloring book over age 12.

Had surgery.

Had stitches.

Taken a taxi.

Seen the Washington Monument.


Been in a fist fight.

Suffered any form of abuse.

Had a hamster.

Petted a wild animal.

Used a credit card.

Gone surfing in California.

Dyed your hair. (kool aid works)

Got a tattoo.

Had something pierced.

Been on the Honor Roll.

Known someone with HIV or AIDS.

Taken pictures with a webcam.

Started a fire.

Had a party while your parents weren’t home.

Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 7

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 4

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 9

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 10

You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much. (I don't like to talk in class and I'm shy around new people.)
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 9

You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 2

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!



Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

put this on your page
if you love to laugh


Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake


Haunted by Taylor Swift


Lost in Paradise by Evanescence


Supercalifragilisticexpeilidocious by Disney


Our Song by Taylor Swift


She Thinks My tractor's Sexy by Kenny Chesney


Tourniquet by Evanescence


Monster by Skillet


Imaginary by Evanescence


Stay Beautiful by Taylor Swift


Breath by Breaking Benjamin


Complicated by Avril Lavigne


Some Hearts by Carrie Underwood

14) WHAT IS 22?

Love for all seasons by Chrisina Agueleria


Evacuate the Dancefloor by Cascada


Genie in a Bottle by Christina Auguleria


Bring me to Life by Evanescence


Once upon a Dream by Disney


Forever and for Always by Shaniah Twain


Swimming Home by Evanescence


No One Needs to Know by Shaniah Twain


Going under by Evanescence


Lose my breath by Destiny's Child


Losing Grip by Avril Lavigne


Happy Song by Liam Linch


Jesus Take the Wheel by Carrie Underwood (Good way to die)


Firework by Katy Perry


Time of Dying by unknown


Misunderstood by Pink


So Emotional by Christina Aguleria


Dreams by Fleetwood Mac


Long Live by Taylor Swift


Mine by Taylor Swift


My Man by Destiny's Child

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

You have run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (it was going slowish)

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total so far= 2

You have run into a tree.

It IS possible to lick your elbow

You just tried to lick your elbow.

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

You just tried to sing them.

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

People have called you slow

total so far= 3

You have accidentally caught something on fire

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

You have caught yourself drooling.

You’ve fallen asleep in class

If someone says “fart” you laugh.

You just laughed.

total so far= 3

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 5

You have eaten a bug.

You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x)You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far= 7

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

You have fallen out of your chair before

When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together= 8


You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 12


You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything

Total: 4

Bold so it's important! Help the world by clicking this link! Kony 2012

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Softfrost, Dewsong, Stardawn, SpottedStar -RiverClan Leader-, IcyUmbreon, warriorfreak, Feathertail's Loyalty, Sparkflame. hawkfire111, Twilightmoonstar. sunfur29, CrescentmoonofShadowclan, Cloverdapple, the freak of nature, ScourgexScarlet.

Fave quotes form warriors cats:

"I have ice in my veins to do what I just did. I expect the ice to melt, but it doesn't. It just gets colder and colder, and I welcome it," Scourge The rise of Scourge

"You put up quite a fight for a tame kitty," Graypaw Into the Wild

"Honestly, is argue all you toms do?" Feathertail Midnight

comments said by me:

"I like pie" Me being random.
"I am a nerd and proud of it," After someone called me a nerd.

ღღ(BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

The warrior name I got from the offical warrior cat site:


If I was a warrior, my name would be...

Skydream, or Nightsong

If I was a medicine cat, my name would be...


If I was a leader, my name would be...

Hawkstar or Talonstar

If I was a tribe cat, my name would be...

Snow on tall mountain (Snow)

If I was Erin Hunter, would I own warriors?

Yes, but let me tell you, there would be changes going on

If I was a warrior from the book , i would be...

Squirrelflight (she stands up for herself and is epic)

If I was a medicine cat from the book, i would be...

Yellowfang (She stands up for herself and has a sharp tongue)

If I was a leader from the book, i would be...

Bluestar, or Tallstar

If I was a tribe cat from the book , i would be...

Brook where Small fish swim

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If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart., Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath, Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Lightningstreak of ThunderClan, Obzezzed, Dragonclaw11, the freak of nature, ScourgexScarlet.

Warriors cats I love

Scourge, Sandstorm, Squirrelflight, Jayfeather, and Ivypool!

Warriors cats I hate

Ashfur- he almost killed Squirrelflight!

Berrnose- He is such a jerk!

Leafpool- She fell in love with Crowfeather and had kits, but she gave them to Squirrelflight and now Brambleclaw dosen't like her anymore!

I am also totally against child abuse, seriously people stop abusing children. animal abuse, what did they do to you????!!!!

My official warriors name is Skydream!

Warriors couples I supprot *= crack, # means I made it up!


SandstormxScourge *


SashaxPine *

ScourgeXSky #

IvypoolxHawkfrost *




Couples I hate:






This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

TSUCGOTGWWTKTSAPTWS (The Super Ultra Cool Group Of Teen Girls Who Want To Kidnapp Twilight Stars And Poke Them With Sporks)Join Us! Our acronim makes no sense

(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

What are you eating?: I am eating ice cream

What music are you listening to?: evil angel by breaking benjamin.

What are you doing?: umm I'm updating my profile?

What makes you really Mad?: Um, annoying people and needles...

What have you always wanted to do?: Marry a person that I like in school

What does your hair smell like?: Um, weirdness but vanilla

what is the first thing you think of?: Octopus!

What are your favorite chips?: Doritos

what song do you listen to when your depressed: I'm Just a Kid by Simple Plan

Are you a germ freak?:

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Robert Pattison or Taylor Laughtner are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...

Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...

Then copy and past this on your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

You Know You're Obsessed With Warriors When...

You love the books so much that you refuse to read anything else.(Nah, I read anything I can get my hands on.)

When you get a pet cat, you give it a warrior name. (Every now and then)

You have accidentally said things like, "What in StarClan's name...?" or, "StarClan, help me!" ( My friends thought i was a freak!)

You've called your inoccent, beloved housecat a 'worthless, lazy kittypet'. (oh yeah, millions of times)

You've given yourself a warrior name. (you caught me)

You suddenly began calling kittens 'kits'. (Haha guilty)

You wish your kitty could fight like that!(oh ya! :-)

When you saw a stray cat walking around all by itself, you muttered, "Loner... or rogue?" (Nope. I just go, aww look a kitty!)

You make up your own pairings, whether they're crack or not. (ya)

You write Warriors fanfiction. (Yep. That's what all my stories are)

You suddenly knew more about cats than you ever would have before, after you read some of the books. (yah, it was kinda creepy)

You suddenly became better at writing about cats than about people.(yes. it's just hard to write about people cause they don't have tails that lash or fur that bristles or anything, ya know?)

You've read at least ten of the Warriors books. (your gonna call me a fake fan, but i've only read the first prophecy, second prophecy, and a bit of the third prophecy.)

You've made up a little profile on your cat-self, including your name, Clan, appearance, status, personality, mate, and your kits (if you have any). (in my imagination...)

And that's how you know you're obsessed with THE WARRIOR CATS!


Lend you their umbrella


Take yours and say 'RUN girl RUN!'


Never ask for anything to eat or drink.


Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.


Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.


Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!


Would bail you out of jail.


Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"


Have never seen you cry.


Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.


Ask you to write down your number.


Have you on speed dial.


Only know a few things about you.


Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...


Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.


Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you


Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.


Loses your crap and tells you, "My's a tissue."


Would knock on your front door.


Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."


You have to tell them not to tell anyone.


Already know not to tell.


Are only through school/college.


Are for life.


Will comfort you when the guy rejects you


Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"


Will help you when you're lost


Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass


Will go with you to a concert


Will be helping you kidnap the band


Will hide you from the cops


Are probably the reason they are after you


Will buy you a pregnancy test


Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"


Find your Prince Charming


Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you


Will pick you up when you fall down


Will pick you up, then trip you again


Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it


Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours


Will leave when they feel insulted


Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong


Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying


Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry


Will offer you a soda


Will dump theirs on you


Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month


Will throw you a tampon and push you in


Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough


Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"


Will be crying at your funeral


Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you


Would ignore this letter


Will repost this crap!

random randomnesssss quotes of awesome

S.c.h.o.o.l: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.

School for 12 years, College for 4 years, Work until you die.. Great.

Sometimes I wish I could be like the white crayon in the box. That way, no one would ever use me.

I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die.

There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life.

And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.

People say you can't live without love.. I think oxygen is more important XD

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I ran with scissors, and lived!

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Perfect men are only fictional.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.0

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Smart is sexy.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

Your face is like the sun--not because it is beautiful, but because I can only look at it for a minute.

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.

There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

4. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

5. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

6. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

7. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

8. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

9. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

10. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

If it wasn't for the last minute nothing would get done.

I can only please one person per day today is not your day, tomorrow isn't looking good either.

You say you have enemies? Well done. That means you stood up for something you believed in at some point.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a veggie?

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me!

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalks.

I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
-Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
-Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
-Grab her and don’t let go

When she start's cussing at you
-Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
-Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignore's you
-Give her your attention

When she pulls away
-Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
-Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
-Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking
-Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
-Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
-Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
-Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
-Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time
-Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
-Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
-she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
-bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
-keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
-dont look away until she does

When she misses you
-she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
-the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
-she still wants you to be hers

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.-

When she's mad
-hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her -because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad,-
hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying,-
the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Warrior name: Skydream

Apearence: Light ginger she-cat with white paws and sky blue eyes

Personality: Funny and random and hopelessly in love with Whitesky(White tom with blue eyes, nice and caring)

I made this myself!

Most boys think they’re insulting us girls when they call us daddy’s little girl. Well, let me tell you this if you say I’m great great great great great great great grandpa’s little girl, I’m ok with that, he was in the union army. If you say great great great great great grandpa’s little girl, he was in WW1. If you take off 1 great, that’s okay, he was in WW2. Take off another 1, he was in the air force. Take off the last great, he was in the navy. My grandpa was helping in Vietnam. My uncle is currently in the navy, and my dad was in the marines. So, call me daddy’s little girl, okay I’m fine with that.

Repost if you have family in war or that died in war, or if your proud of your dads!

Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast
Boy: This is how a motorcycle is supposed to feel but if you tell me you love me, i'll slow down
Girl: I love you!
Boy: Now you have to give me a hug.
Girl: (She squeezed around the boys boys waist from behind him)
Boy: Now you must take my helmet from my head and put it on you then i will slow down.
Girl: (puts helmet on her head)
Newspaper headline next morning: Fatal motorcycle accident after brakes went out, male died and female lived being the only one with a helmet.In truth the boy knew his breaks went out and told his girlfriend she loved him one last time and to feel her hug then he gave her his helmet so she could live. (Copy and Paste this to your profile if you thought that was sweet)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan,, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRv, Toushiro's little shinigami, otherrelmwriter, Stippled-Starlight, Hellopanda23, Georgisakura, wolfy1324, Tapix, GardevoirLove4ever,Newlife of thunderclan, ScourgexScarlet

About 95 percent of girls would scream if Edward jumped over a Cliff, 4 percent would yell "JUMP!" and 1 percent would push him off. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I'm the four percent that would tell him to jump because I don't like twilight I tried reading the books and only could say three words to discripe them 'these books suck!'

If you were sad when Longtail died, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: OneDreamADay, Psychic_Ghost,DannySamLover20,Newlife of Thunderclan

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have never drank, smoked, or been to rehab, copy this to your profile.

copy and past this on your Profile if you ever felt bad for someone in a book knowing they are fictional charactor and add your name to your list and who you felt sorry for:
Newlife of thunderclan=Cinderpelt, ScourgexScarlet=Scourge,

Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..."

"I blame you!" "Why?" "I have to blame someone, and it's sure as hell not gonna be me!"

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you just keep on talking

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it’s an ART

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

You know you live in 2011 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Facebook/Twitter/MySpace/etc.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

αвσut 160,440 pєσplє díє σf lung cαncєr єαch чєαr. αвσut 85 pєrcєnt σf thєsє pєσplє αrє smσkєrs. cσpч αnd pαstє thís σntσ чσur prσfílє íf чσu thínk smσkíng shσuld вє mαdє íllєgαl.

A: Hot

B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

So let's do my name

A- hot

N- Can kick the crap out of you

S- Cute

L- Smile to die for

E- Has gorgeous eyes

Y- Is loved by everyone

H- Easy to fall in love with

A- hpt

R- Good girlfriend

G- Very outgoing

R- Good girlfriend

E- Has gorgeous eyes

A- Hot

V- Not judgemental

E- Has gorgeous eyes


1. Starbomb

2. Nightscar of Frostclan

3. Ashfur222

4. The Storm-Mist Account.

Did u know before u go to sleep at night there is one person of the opposite gender is thinking of you .they want to kiss you ,they want to be with you they are always thinking about you bfore they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you this is not at all fake if you post within 5 mins the person who is longing for you will approach you in 1 month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years

Taken- X
Single- X
Mentally dating Scourge from the Warrior's Series- *check mark*

What, I like him allot! Problem, COME AT ME BRO!!!

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Vengeance for the Innocent by Wife of Jason Voorhees reviews
Dawn is an abused child who finds herself seeking refuge in the lair of Jason Voorhees. While the killer undergoes the trials of becoming close to a human, his obsession for Dawn leads him to destroy more souls than ever planned. Despite what some actions may insinuate, Jason will never live as a true hero. Will be a 2 volume story. Jason is the FVJ version.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 41 - Words: 128,148 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Jason V.
Can You Make Me Feel? by Angel1876 reviews
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Rated for violence. Based on the CreepyPasta of Jeff The Killer.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,801 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/25/2017 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
The speechless Warrior by Evilkat23 reviews
This is about my Warrior who was born with no vocal cords and her affair with a Shadowclan cat
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 50,321 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete
Scream For Me by SlenderXLover reviews
An obsession that destroyed all that it touched. Jeff the Killer/ OC fanfiction! Language, Lemons, Adult Themes, Violence (maybe)
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,160 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 10/25/2012
Redemption by oniforever reviews
It has been a while after the Kishin has been defeated, and Death City has been restored, but what happens if a mysterious new student appears, and what happens when Maka finds out the student's true identity and dark past? AsuraxMaka Slight OOC and AU. Very very VERY small crossover with Deltora Quest (There is a Dain), if you squint. Rated T for mild language. ON HIATUS
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,299 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 5/14/2012 - [Asura, Maka A.]
Warriors: Blood and Loyalty by Mistywater55 reviews
What if Bluestar had given Mosskit to a kittypet? What if Scourge had met Rusty before he went to the forest? What if the three joined ThunderClan? would they be loyal warriors or walk another path? (Bluestar's Prophecy/Cats of Clan's version of Mosskit { a gray and white she-cat with blue eyes} Explanation for choosing this version found in Ch.9)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,583 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Firestar, Scourge
Knight of the Shadows by PurpleVNeck reviews
As the Dark Forest grows stronger, Sootclaw and Dawnpaw must learn to control their powers if they want to save their Clans. Meanwhile, new arrivals threaten to tear ThunderClan apart. Battles will be fought, blood will be shed, and darkness will reign.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 156,770 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete
Possession by SlenderXLover reviews
Celeste never asked for this to happen. Did she want to belong to the feared Slenderman? No, not really, however, he wanted her, and he always got what he wanted. Rated M for a reason. No immature people allowed.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,334 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012
The Most Epic Warrior Story Ever by An Epic Farting Dinosuar reviews
Meet Mark and Kevi- I mean Epicstar. Two guys, one clan one screwed up adventure with what Mark seems to be his eternal suffering for hitting a cat with his old car a few weeks back. Both are human turned cats, one knows nothing and the other is a die hard fan, what could go right? Yah... nothing...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2013
Take Me Away by clockwork-stars reviews
Two albino sisters are abducted by an eerie, hundreds-of-years-old legend and a psychotic killer. If they don't die first, adapting will be quite the challenge. T for violence, gore, coarse language, etc. Slenderman. Jeff the Killer. Creepypasta figures. INDEFINITE HIATUS? POTENTIAL FOR REVISION.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,579 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012
Missing by Chaos and Co reviews
Best friends Eliza and Neko get transported into the world of Black Butler. They forget about their families in the real world, who think they're missing. What will happen to them? OCxSebastian OCxAlois
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Alois T., Sebastian M.
Clan Craziness by Lunarwing-Hawktalon reviews
What will happen when Firestar leads his clan to the fair? What will happen when all the clans go swimming? What will happen when all the clans go to Wal-Mart? What will happen when ThunderClan goes to the zoo? What will happen when the crazy Firestar brings back his half-brother from the dead? All insane answers and more crazy Clans inside!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,803 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Firestar
Shadows Of The Past: The Blue Jays by TheBrokenGirl reviews
"I can admit I had a dark past. I got caught up in a group a while back. They called themselves "The Blue Jays" They tried to destroy me, but I defeated their leader, with a little help." Meanwhile, Iggy is hiding his feelings for Max. Will Max ever come around to meet his feelings once they're exposed? Lots of fluff, funny moments, kick ass scenes. Max/Fang, Max/Ig
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,743 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Curosity by 2theMoonlightSonata reviews
To have Curiosity you must have courage. To have Courage you must have Curiosity. Asura has found this fact to be true and is willing to experiment these new powers of his on a certain meister... AsuraxMaka , rated T for now.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Asura, Maka A.
I'll Always Be Here, Maxie by Knight Mistress reviews
Iggy was the one to comfort her when Fang left. Iggy was the one who attempted to teach her how to cook. Iggy was the one who punched Dylan in the face when he hurt her. And Max is finally realizing all the things he does for her. Max/Iggy drabbles.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 59,456 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Roses In The Dark by Mistyflower68 reviews
Rosekit is ThunderClan's largest trouble-maker. Always finding away to sneak out of camp and watch the life of her Clanmates unfold. With WindClan's bloodthirsty leader, Adderstar, rising in power, Rosekit assumes that those events are the source of ThunderClan leader, Oakstar's fear. But she soon discovers that their leader does not fear WindClan, he fears her.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 99,640 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Warriors Book One: Bring the Thunder by MysteryWriter000 reviews
Cats from each Clan need to come together. They all have problems within their Clan, and even more so, within themselves. Though to solve their problems for good, they may have to look within eachother for their answers...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,778 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012
Darkest Hour Spoof REDONE by RainbowNinjaUnicorn279 reviews
This is a remake of my old version, now longer, more awesome, and hopefully more hilarious! Please R&R!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Firestar, Tigerstar
She's Gone by XxXHoneyleafXxX reviews
Brambleclaw has made a tragic mistake. And it's taken it's tole on Squirrelflight, she's weak, defenseless, and dependent only one person can save her. And that's one person you never would have thought.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Crowfeather, Squirrelflight
Four Oaks by highflyer101 reviews
AU Four Oaks Boarding School is the school for all warriors-that are human. My take on if warriors were human. Generations are all mixed up, but it's pretty easy to follow! Better than it sounds! T because it's a little more high-school than the book.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 67,694 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
The Broken Cat by malicent reviews
Kits are a blessing in any Clan, but Snowy is the only exception. Born with only three legs, she is banished to the forest to die a cold and painless death. Two cats find her just in time, and give her a home in the most unexpected of places. BloodClan.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,014 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Graystripe and the bramble bush by Modern Day Antebellum reviews
When RiverClan warriors attack, and Graystripe's bushy tail gets snagged by a bramble bush. Warning: Hilarity ensues. Warriors/Graystripe oneshot.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
Second chance by Seraphinite reviews
He was never dead. His soul was but his heart wasn't. He will fall in love with his equal and apprentice. He is Hawkfrost. "He will be the greatest warrior thunderclan has ever known."
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,307 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Hawkfrost, Ivypool
Ashfur's battle by AuthorSpotty reviews
For all you fans who have wanted to see what the AshFlight couple would be like, here is your chance! Go Warriors!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Ashfur, Squirrelflight - Complete
Sebastian Michaelis's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
Ok, ok, I know how everyone's been requesting this one: the long awaited, SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS unit! Since we know this model is going to be sold out in a matter of shipping and a 10% discount is given to those that review!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Tamed by Skulduggery Skellington reviews
A Valduggery based story. One of my first posted to this site. M for graphic scenes to come and language. A pair I have grown fond of having been quite successful in writing this fan fic. Enjoy
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,083 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009
Healing Comes with a Price by MCstarz1617 reviews
When Max gets fed up with Fang's hobby of sleeping with multiple girls, they get in a fight that ruins Max's romantic feelings towrds Fang but it also shows her who she's actually ment to be with. Miggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Slightly Blinded by All Mighty Ruler reviews
One-shot. Max/Iggy. Max and Fang get into an argument and who's there for her to talk to? You guessed it, Iggy! T-Just becuause I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Truth Serum by Zikkie reviews
The result of Iggy's 'genius'.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Ari's Wish 2: Change of Heart by Dino12345610 reviews
Sequel to Ari's Wish. What happens when Max looses her memory and thinks she works for the School? Even weirder though, she thinks she loves Ari. It is exactly what Ari wished for. Does she get her memory back before she kills the flock? Read and find out
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 8/11/2007
Thanking Fang by EdwardFangJasperEmmettIggysigh reviews
So heres alternate reality for ya. Fang and Max don't love eachother! GASP! But what if Max had a thing for a certain other mutant bird boy hottie in the Flock? Could they get together? Don't read if you dont love MIGGY! No flames, I beg of you!TwoShot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Maximum Ride: Ari's Wish by Dino12345610 reviews
What happens when Ari's wish to get Max for himself comes true? Read and find out. R and R! Faxness and a little Miggyness as well as obvious Mariness. My first MR fic so be nice. Rerated for some cursing and sexual reference no details though.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,670 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
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Evil Angel and my hero reviews
He had just murdered him, murdered my dad. He belonged in an insane asylum strapped to a chair...And yet I threw my arms around him and hugged him. He saved me...He's my evil angel, my hero. (Jeff the Killer Love Story) Rated T for gore
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,067 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012
Angel of the Streets (redo) reviews
My father called me nothing but It, I was in his eyes, worthless. Nothing but broken. Then one day, my whole life changed. I now lived in Bloodclan, with a new name. The only person who ever believed in me, and my inspiration, Scourge, the infamous leader of the notorious Bloodclan. (Redone)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Scourge, Firestar
The tales of Randomclan reviews
Drabbles of quotes in warriors cats life. Quotes such as: Sarcasm isn't an attitude it's an art and Boys don't fall for me I trip them
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012
Iris reviews
The Kishin Asura was always described as evil. But what if he was just nervous around people, what if he was nice? While heading towards the sacred Kishin temple in the mountains, he passed by a city. A city in which there lay a girl, half dead in the streets. She was beaten for being different. Based off of: Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls and A Thousand Years by Christina Perri
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Asura
Hope for the Hopeless reviews
Subject #5447 is a Labrat, being tested by crazy scientists who are close to becoming a kishin soul. She's easily scared and terrified of the world, will a certain timid yet brave Crona be able to help? Crona/Oc Rated T just in case
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Crona
Angel of the Streets reviews
Ghost was always nothing to her father, she was It. She would worthless, then one day she met a ruthless clan known as Bloodclan and it's leader the infamous Scourge.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Scourge - Complete
Walking with the Monster reviews
"Oh well…I don't matter anymore. If I die, I'll die defying him." Rated T for gore and sadness, based off the song Dear Mr. President by Pink
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Scourge
A Thousand Years reviews
Clover is your average she-cat. She's bold and very outspoken. She gets bullied just like humans do, then one day she meets up with a street clan that killed her brother. Then she meets her ice cold savior, with a black heart. T just in case
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012
Hush or die reviews
Fallenangel is the only she-cat spy in her clan. She's always devoted her life to cunning secrets and ambition. One of her missions, is to seek out Bloodclan. Will she die, or become one of the most powerful cats to ever walk the alley?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Scourge
The Rise of Scourge reviews
The Rise of Scourge super edition along with unanswered questions. Such as: Did Scourge ever love, what made him so upset when he killed that rogue?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Scourge
Havoc for the Innocent reviews
Scourge and Ghost's daughter Chaos is having a hard time fitting in. She meets a nice young cat who she happens to love, but does he love her, or is he just using her for his evil father's will. Sequel to Angel of the Streets.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Hawkfrost, Scourge
Flash in the Dark reviews
Skydream think everything is going to be fine, but when her most hated enemy returns, will she be prepared? Meanwhile her daughter Sapphirepaw struggles with her inner turmoil, sequel to Take Cover.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Scourge
Rain's feather reviews
Crowfeather is broken-hearted, his beloved Feathertail died. He puts up with it everyday, but the clans are moving to a new location, but what if there's already a clan living there? CrowxOC
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Crowfeather
A helping paw reviews
Sky tries to give a murderer another chance, but he denies her. Based off of: How to Save a Life by: The Fray
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Scourge - Complete
Tangled in Mystery reviews
When the clans get mixed up two sister, Talonwing and Hazelpool, are chosen to help put them back together. But, will they survive the mysterious murders?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012
Moonpaw's last wish reviews
Moonpaw was killed by her mentor, but she has a few things she wants to say. Inspired by If i die young by The Band Perry.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete
Snowbird's Courage reviews
Snowbird has the hardest time finding courage. When she finally loses it and asks a tom to be her mate, will he say yes/ Challenge for the warriors challenge forum.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
What have I become? reviews
Jet is a blood thirsty cat who hungers on the blood of his enemies. One day the worst happens, and the innocent lives get their justice back. Challenge for Mossshine for the Warriors Challenge Forum.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
Easter in the Darkest Hour reviews
The day on the battle with Bloodclan is Easter. Will Easter be saved?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Scourge, Bone - Complete
Ipod Shuffle challenge reviews
This is my response to Misgiving Writer's iPod Shuffle Challenge on the Challenge forum. It includes stories about Squirrelflight, Nightcloud, Tigerstar, Graystripe, and Goldenflower! Enjoy these short stories.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete