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Joined 10-24-11, id: 3368004, Profile Updated: 01-08-14
Author has written 2 stories for Across the Universe, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello! I'm Alex, an unsigned musician and British nutcase.

I write fan fiction in my free time (when I'm not gigging and dealing with school!). I love literature and writing poems and stories. There's not much to say besides that I love the Beatles. My other fandoms are Doctor Who, Star Trek, Moonrise Kingdom, The Book Thief, The Lorax, and so many others! Anywho, I hope you enjoy my stories.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CATHOLIC, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I like LOLITA, so I MUST be a creep.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a stoner.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have my own religious ideology, so I MUST be an ATHEIST
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with that category.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I love ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

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The Time Of My Life by The Starkiller reviews
"If I told you what you want to hear, 'Oh, being the fifth Beatle was so fab all the time', I'd be lying to you. We all know I find it physically impossible to lie. But... It was the time of my life." From start to finish, she was there. Here's the story of The Beatles, through the eyes of Holly McFarlane, best friend of Paul McCartney
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 87,945 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/6/2012
For Once in My Life by pessimism is poison reviews
Alice Foster is graduating high school, 1959, with no memorable adventures behind her. At the suggestion of her friend, she moves to a random city for a fresh start and new memories. The city they end up in? Liverpool. Where do they stay? Mendips - where Alice catches the eye of the boy living across the hall... John Lennon.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,261 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 4/20/2013
Something: The Story of Sasha McCartney by Fearlessheart18 reviews
In 1957, after her parents divorce, Sasha McCartney moves to her half-brother Paul's hometown of Liverpool, England. There she meets a rebellious teenage John Lennon, but things get complicated when the band decides to go to Hamburg to pursue their music. A few years later, she finds love in an old friend, and John's jealously forces them all into a full-fledged love triangle...
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 78,636 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 6/13/2011
Flowers and Rings by ByeByeRainBird reviews
Phoenix and Kaila find the sacrificial ring that Ringo Starr got stuck with in HELP! However, this time it sends them back to 1965 right in the middle of the Beatles' apartment. Full of laughs and promised pairings! R&R! oh and the image for this fic ties with the story :3 Paul and Ringo with some flowers heheh
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,660 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 1/15/2011
I Need You by PaperbackWriter10 reviews
NOT ATU, SORRY! Yeah, I knew John Lennon. He was my best friend, and I'm pretty sure I was in love with him. I still am. At the moment we'd first met, I'd never expect my stepbrother to try to murder him. John/OC -R&R please!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011
Dear Prudence by Obito-Wan Kenobi reviews
Prudence Lester and her three friends are your average Sixties Liverpool schoolgirls: they go out, have fun, but most of all LOVE THE BEATLES! Things aren't so average when Pru's father gets the chance to film the band's first feature film.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 80,798 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
I'm an Angel, You Git! by IggyKitty reviews
The nation of England just happens to be an Angel. What will happen when a certain Scotsman finds him on the job. In a toga. God, Iggy was really blessed with a great family, huh? -FailSummary! First fanfic, Please review! ;3; More to come
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - England/Britain, Scotland
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All the Lonely People reviews
Eleanor Rigby feels like the luckiest girl ever when she spends the summer in England and falls in love with the dreamy Beatles' bassist. However, she doesn't feel so lucky after tragedy strikes and Eleanor is left to battle her pain.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/8/2011
A Fork in the Road
when England is offered a job form Austria as a band manager, he must decide whether he will stay with his family or travel the world doing his dream job please don't take this seriously
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Published: 11/21/2011 - England/Britain, Austria - Complete