The Worst Author In History
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Joined 02-02-03, id: 336881
Author has written 5 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Smallville, and Stargate: SG-1.

Ok, so confession time. You may have noticed that I've changed my user name to "The Worst Author In Histor". This does not mean that I truly feel that my writing is terrible. What it does me, however, is that I've abandoned this account. I will still keep it active, so that I can comment on other fanfiction, but my stories will never be updated. Actually, I haven't even updated my profile since I was sixteen, three years ago.

I have moved on to bigger and better things: namely, original fiction. I need to put my fanfiction life behind me and, honestly, it's not all that good anyway. But I like looking back on what I've written, it gives me the opportunity to see how far I've progressed.

I just thought I'd say.

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My Tourniquet by whitney5678 reviews
Everyone hates her. The reason is not her fault. But she is changed forever because of it. Can they save her tormented soul before it's too late? Or will she be smothered in hate. HGDM Please read and review. I think you will like it Song fic also edited yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Substitutes From Hell Literally by Ameve reviews
All the evil dudes in HFIL are forced to do community service on Earth. Dende, being the evil little god that he is, makes that service be substitute teaching at Orange Star High. I'm so cruel to my Gohan-kun. ^-^
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Gohan, Videl
Her First Madam by Polgaria reviews
Mary Briston is in her seventh year at Hogwarts, months from graduation and her entrance to the 'real' world of wizarding when a certain truth about the tawnyeyed flying instructor makes her realize that the real world might be closer than she thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2007 - R. Hooch, OC - Complete
Games by PhantomSpannah reviews
The Doctor 9th, Rose and Jack take a rest from saving the world they have a games night instead who kows where this could lead to! M for later chapters haven't got that far yet but just planning ahead
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,025 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005
New Kid On The Block by ussshorty reviews
Jacks the new kid on the block. Daniel's obsessed with Janet, Teal'c loves Dinnerlady Doris and Jack happens to fall for the most popular girl in school. Strange thing - some sentances have been mangled. Dunno how. Apologies. Hope it still makes sence.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 60,308 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 9/1/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Next Generation by BlueJello86 reviews
After going missing for 4 months Sam returns through the Stargate with a baby she claims is hers, (SJ)COMPLETED!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,323 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 2/6/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Ghost of the Present by Accalia3 reviews
A ghost haunts the SGC. no one knows who she is but they want to know why she is in trouble. My first star gate fan fiction, I had it in my computer doing nothing so here it is. Oh and if you don't like it please tell me why.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2004
We Meet Again After So Long by Xennie.B reviews
Sharpner and Erasa haven't seen Videl in years but now it's time to catch up! What will they think of Gohan now?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,099 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/21/2004 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Gohan, Videl
Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture by Ripplezrain reviews
With a field trip to Capsule Corp, Vegeta's poisonous cooking, a strange cult that the chibis started, a nosy Videl, and a HUGE suprise from Chichi, whats a demi-saiyan to do? complete
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 11/15/2002 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
The Dare by SorrowfulAyame reviews
What happens when Erasa and Sharpner dare Videl to kiss Gohan? And it doesn't stop there, oh no!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 74,984 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 10/9/2002 - Gohan, Videl
Two Weeks at Camp Hercule by labelbasher reviews
Gohan gets a rather large surprise one day when Chichi sends him on a wilderness camp...if u wanna see just how wrecked out dear demisaiyan's life can get, u should read this...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,164 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Gohan
YuGiOh! Mysteries by kaehimi reviews
Why does Seto's Kaiba's trench coat always flare out? How can Yugi's hair be three colors? What is the secret recipe for Pegasus's 'Fruit Juice? Only together can we discover the truth...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 10/19/2002
Grey Matter by the female apophis reviews
Sam's attacked in her home. Warning, there is a scene of rape. Don't read if you think it will offend you.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Macbeth:DBZ style by Waveblade reviews
The classic tale of Macbeth using characters from DBZ, What was I thinking? First Fic!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2003
Poison by Jinko Kawaii reviews
When out training, V met up with his father's advisior that advised him to work with Frieza. This guy poisons V, leaving him so sick and hurt that he can't move. But, the guy read in V's mind that the woman that he wants as his mate might just be able to
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,143 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 10/10/2002 - Vegeta, Bulma
Career Day by Sapphire Eye reviews
It's Career Day at O.S. High; but when a certain genuis, her internationally-feared husband, 2 world champions, and a famous baseball player show up, Gohan and O.S. High are in for a VERY interesting day. [8/16 - New chapter!]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,487 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Gohan, Videl
Week at Capsule Corp by Linzey reviews
Capsule Corp. invites Gohan's Class to spend a week there.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,396 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Gohan, Videl
Never Stay Over by Megami-sama2 reviews
Gohan and his class has to spend the weekend at CC. Would this be the end of Gohan? Will Videl and his classmates learn all his secrets? Read and find out! Updated: It's not updated, just a note with a good reason for not updating!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,341 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/19/2003 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Gohan, Videl
History as it never was by Oduen reviews
What happens when Gohan's new history teacher is our favourite Prince of Saiyans? And now with Buu on the scene! **CHP 13 UP - FINAL CHAPTER**
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,439 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2003 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Gohan, Vegeta - Complete
Moulin Rouge, OSH Style by Sailor J-chanDuoxHilde 4ever reviews
OSH is doing a play...Moulin Rouge! Just guess who get the lead! Things get even more crazy when Hercule, Krillin, Roshi, Goten, and Marron make appearances, and the play begins intertwining with their lives...R/R! Ch. 4 up!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2003 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Gohan, Videl
My Cruddy High School Story by Le Dragoon reviews
I've seen people make attempts at fanfics where some of the dbz characters are in high school so I thought I'd give it a shot. The whole thing doesn't take place at a school though, they do other things beside school. Ya know, the life of a teen.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003
Marriage Mayhem and Baby Havoc by Darkwings of Faith reviews
I'm expecting flames from you people. Yugi's high school is holding a 'mock' marriage and baby project, guess whose paired up with who? YUGITEA
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Anzu M., YĆ«gi M.
Close But No Cigar by MizzSpiegel reviews
Is this mysterious girl really Vegeta's long lost daughter? !!!COMPLETE!!! Pleaz R&R!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2003 - Published: 11/28/2002 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Dark Triumph by Dougal-Rock-god reviews
A Gohan/Videl get together with a twist. Gohan goes to high-school at 15, and meets Videl. It goes on from their. And don`t worry, it`s gonna be non-cliche.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Gohan, Videl
Ski Trip Menace by Peacenikky reviews
A Yu-Gi-Oh!/DBZ crossover. When the students of Orange Star and Domino High School meet on a class ski trip, closely guarded secrets on both sides are in danger of being exposed.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,086 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 9/3/2002
Gohan Goes To Highschool by TW1 reviews
Chapter 14 up. This is Gohan/Videl, mostly humor with some romance. Another serious chapter. What's happening to Gohan now that he's confronted with the Cell-games footage?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,234 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 3/30/2002 - Gohan, Videl
Vegeta Goes to School by Son Akito reviews
Bulma makes Vegeta go to OHS with Gohan. What will Gohan school life will be with Vegeta? Will Vegeta slip little secerts about Gohan? Will anyone make it though this? A little bit of a Gohan/Videl. ****Complete****
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,749 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/22/2002 - Published: 5/4/2002 - Vegeta, Gohan - Complete
Dashing Through the Snow by Dr. Cat reviews
A nice Christmas story about Dib. After he finds a scrapbook, he learns about his mom, runs away from home, and well you'll have to read the rest.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Dib - Complete
A Divine Comedy by DarkSerapha reviews
Yep, it's another one of THOSE Gohan-fics.. Poor bishonen. He is going to SUFFER! BWAHAHAHAHA!! But it might yet surprise you...(Warnings: non so far, but who knows what the future brings...)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Gohan
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Ancient Discovery reviews
A Stargate YuGiOh Crossover. A week studying a temple in the heart of Ancient Egypt. This is the break Daniel's asking for, and the secret Yugi's searching for. Chap 7 up. Now things are getting serious!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,198 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 12/22/2004 - D. Jackson
Stranded reviews
Chapter 9 has connotations, but only if your mind is in the gutter. After four years stranded on a planet, things get just a little strange! SJ Ship. AU fic. Chap 9 uploaded 08 05 05. Happy Mothers Day
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,461 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Black Eyes, Blue Tears reviews
Absolutly no relation to the song, not a song fic. Chloe has been acting differently lately, but why? Can Clark find out in time to save her? Slighly Chlark, but barely. Complete
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Complete
Hercule Scouts! reviews
Dende is drunk, and Gohan is being tortured. At scout camp! watch as he tries to cope with the horror! Rated for the occasional swearing of such. Complete
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,996 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Stolen reviews
Bulma and Trunks have been kidnapped! When Vegita finds out he realises that it is up to him to save them. Please R&R. Thanx! *complete!* Rated PG-13 for language.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete