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Joined 10-25-11, id: 3369571, Profile Updated: 03-01-12
Author has written 2 stories for Soul Eater.

This is not gonna be as long as my other account's profile so yeah...

Name: Abby

Age: 16

Other account: MJ-obsessed95 (which I no longer am, I just cbf changing it)

Ok, basically, this is just for Soul Eater fan fics.

I ship:

- SOMA (my otp)
- Maka/Crona
- Kid/Thompson Sister/s
- Spirit/Blair
- Stein/Marie
- Spirit/Stein
- Tsubaki/BlackSt r
- Kid/BlackSt r
- BlackSt r/Soul
- Kid/Soul
- Crona(male)/Kid
- Jugiriko

I am currently writing a long multi-chap SoMa fic, and a KidxLizxPatty, a SteinxMarie for stitchandshock :) and a MedusaxExcalibur crack fic

For the flowers in chap 2 of the story i havent yet posted, imagine something like these in giraffe form :)

Nya!

x

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I have a PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDER, so I MUST not be able to function in society. (likely)

I have a BOYFRIEND so I MUST think little of those who don't

I ADDED things to this list so I MUST think there aren't enough stereotypes out ther already

I DONT tell people about my life so if I say something someone else has mentioned I MUST be copying them

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Shiver by The-Unknown-Artist reviews
It's Crona's first Christmas! Kid and Crona spend a few lovely winter days together sipping hot chocolate, enjoying the snow, meeting the dreaded Santa Clause, etc. DeaththeKidxMaleCrona. Rated for yaoi moments. Yes I know it's still October.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Crona, Death The Kid
Shut Your Mouth by sweetsheart reviews
There's only one forseeable way to shut up the foul-mouthed man. Short, cracky JustinxGiriko one-shot. Rated T for language and... Okay. Let's be honest. Rated T for Giriko.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Giriko, Justin Law - Complete
My Last Name by sweetsheart reviews
They were seven little letters she'd never told anyone but him. Short, pre-anime SteinxMarie.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Marie M., Franken Stein - Complete
Discovering by Snickety Lemon reviews
Soul finds himself between a rock and a hard place when a secret admirer begins stalking him. His reactions raise questions, and the outcome is...well, read to find out! WARNING: YAOI.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,904 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Instances by Mae Snapdragon reviews
Throw a handful of words in a blender and pluck them out into a series of instances in the lives of Soul and Maka.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Words by Lueur-de-L'aube reviews
Small moments in the lives of Soul and Maka, ranging from sweet to awkward to steamy...to accidental groping?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Flesh or Steel by Captain Symmetry reviews
Maka finds some information in a book which causes her to question what she knows about demon weapons. SOMA LEMON.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Sensitive by AngelOfFluffiness reviews
When Maka reads a book and gets...excited...only Soul can help her out with that little issue. Soka lemon.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Thank You, Lack of Food by majinneda reviews
Maka doesn't know what to make for dinner. Soul has thoughts other than food on his mind. SEX.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
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Kid's Valentine's Day TreatCan Crona Surprise Him? reviews
It's Valentine's and Crona's been dared to do something. How will Kid react? Smut. Slash. Male!Crona. First ever smut so be nice...
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Death The Kid, Crona
Death City: Advertising Town? reviews
Multi-chap story full of one shots based on some stuff my friend sweetsheart has said. Enjoy! T for anguage.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/16/2011