The Alloy of Silver and Gold
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Joined 10-25-11, id: 3369816, Profile Updated: 07-26-12
Author has written 6 stories for Alex Rider, Demonata, and Artemis Fowl.

PUBLIC NOTICE: I have changed my penname. I was once greatsilverdeath. As that name is the lamest on this site that I've ever seen, it is now changed. FYI, i know that an alloy of silver and gold would be electrum.

I am a writer (obviously). if I'm reading something with major grammatical errors, i get annoyed. and no, i'm not a teacher. I'm not even adult!! YEESH!

One more note: right here and now I disclaim for ALL my stories. I've combed the rules and I can't find the one that says you have to disclaim for every chapter, so here it is to save everyone the cyberspace: I OWN NOTHING YOU RECOGNIZE.

My favorite storylines/plots: (note: If you're an author and you're writing/have written stories with these plots, drop a PM with the title and category. you'll get a review from ME!)

Alex Rider

Alex gets found out by his classmates when Scorpia/some other terrorist organization attack school. ben daniels and yassen gregorovich both star in these. preferably with some realistic Sabina/Alex fluff. (I love the fics where the main character's attitude screams 'POWER!')

Harry Potter

the Dursleys are captured and harry has to rescue them, seeing how poorly they underestimated him and how magically powerful he really is.

Generator Rex

Rex/Circe fluff. realistic, please. some of the worst fics are where fluff is unrealistic.

Percy Jackson

One day, the Mist lifts all over America. a monster attacks percys school, he kills it, everyone sees it and him for what they really are. Percy and co have to find out what happened to the Mist.

Power of Five

basically same as Percy jackson, the Five and the Old ones get found out by the public, also realistic Matt/Scar romance

Darren Shan

humans find out the truth about the Vampire-Vampaneze sitch.


a demon attacks grubbs school, he defends, everyone sees, they have to deal with it.

SO! u see i have a hunger for fics where the main character's powers/spy job are found out by the general public. and romance. oh yeah, i'm a romanticist emo.

This is something my besties-since-kindergarten maristhesealatin sent to me. blame her if it sucks.

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing

Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air

Ambulophobia- Fear of walking

Anablephobia- Fear of looking up

Anemophobia- Fear of wind

Anthrophobia- Fear of flowers

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers

Aulophobia- Fear of flutes

Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern Lights

Barophobia- Fear of gravity

Basophobia- Fear of walking

Batophobia- Fear of being close to high buildings

Bibliophobia- Fear of books

Blennophobia- Fear of slime

Bogyphobia- Fear of the bogeyman

Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting

Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair

Chionophobia- Fear of snow

Chromatophobia- Fear of colors

Chronophobia- Fear of time

Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks

Cibophobia- Fear of food

Claustrophobia- Fear of small spaces

Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed

Cnidophobia- Fear of string

Deciophobia- Fear of making decisions

Dendrophobia- Fear of trees

Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body

Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of school

Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors

Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom

Eosophobia- Fear of daylight

Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge

Ergophobia- Fear of work

Ereuthophobia- Fear of the color red

Geliophobia- Fear of laughter

Geniophobia- Fear of chins

Genuphobia- Fear of knees

Geumaphobia- Fear of taste

Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge

Graphophobia- Fear of writing

Heliophobia- Fear of the sun

Helmintophobia- Fear of being infested with worms

Hemophobia- Fear of blood

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

Homichlophobia- Fear of fog

Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep

Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish

Ideophobia- Fear of ideas

Kainophobia- Fear of anything new

Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down

Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables

Leukophobia- Fear of the color white

Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body

Linonophobia- Fear of string

Logophobia- Fear of words

Melanophobia- Fear of the color black

Melophobia- Fear of music

Metrophobia- Fear of poetry

Mnemophobia- Fear of memories

Mottephobia- Fear of moths

Nebulaphobia- Fear of fog

Neophobia- Fear of anything new

Nephophobia- Fear of clouds

Nomatophobia- Fear of names

Octophobia- Fear of the number 8

Ommetaphobia- Fear of eyes

Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams

Ophthalmophobia- Fear of opening one’s eyes

Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish

Panophobia- Fear of everything

Papyrophobia- Fear of paper

Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th

Peladophobia- Fear of bald people

Phengophobia- Fear of daylight

Phobophobia- Fear of fear

Photophobia- Fear of light

Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking

Pogonophobia- Fear of beards

Sciophobia- Fear of shadows

Scolionophobia- Fear of school

Selenophobia- Fear of the moon

Siderophobia- Fear of stars

Sitophobia- Fear of food

Sophophobia- Fear of learning

Stasibasiphobia- Fear of walking

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting

Trichopathophobia- Fear of hair

Triskadekaphobia- Fear of the number 13

Verbophobia- Fear of words

Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow

This is something I sent back:

My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going kill
each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't straighten up, I'm
going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in
case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat
your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you just look at the dirt
on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I
saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen THEN?"
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you
a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"
My mother taught me about THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your
My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'til all that
spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through
your room."
My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate
children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION - "Just wait until we get home."
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING - "You are going to get it when we get
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE - "If you don't stop crossing your
eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD - "If you don't pass your spelling test,
you'll never get a good job."
My Mother taught me ESP - "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when
you're cold?"
My Mother taught me HUMOR - "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't
come running to me."
My Mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT - "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."
My Mother taught me about SEX - "How do you think you got here?"
My Mother taught me about GENETICS - "You're just like your father."
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS - "Do you think you were born in a
My Mother taught me about the WISDOM OF AGE - "When you get to be my age,
you will understand."
Among all the things my mother taught me, my all time favorite is JUSTICE -
"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If life gives you lemons, grab life by the throat and demand something better.

If life gives you lemons, throw them right back at life and tell it to make it’s own damn lemonade!

If life gives you lemons, keep them, because, hey: Free Lemons!

If life gives you lemons, mail them to God and ask for apples.

If life gives you lemons, make a lemon pie and send me a piece.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at life and see if life will make the same mistake again.

If life hands you lemons, ask 'Where do you get all these lemons from?' Actually, don’t ask. You really don’t want to know…

If life hands you lemons, take a permanent marker, write “pass it on” on each one, and mail them to complete strangers.

If life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell “I WANTED CHOCOLATE!”

If life stole your lemons, he gave them to me.

If your life is sour as a lemon, then figure out why.

When life give you lemons, ask: 'Why?'

When life DOESN’T give you lemons, you’ll soon find that you miss them.

When life gives you lemons eat them as fast as possible and get huge bragging rights.

When Life gives you lemons find someone who wants them and trade.

When life gives you lemons learn to juggle. Or, even better, get an air cannon and have some real fun.

My fave pairings in some of the fandoms I know about:

Alex Rider: Ian/Jack, Ben/Jack, Random K Unit member/Jack

Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Vlad/Snow, Henry/October, Otis/Nelly, Vikas/Tristian

Artemis Fowl: Artemis II/Holly, Root/Vinyaya,

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Percy/Annabeth, Thalia/Luke

Danny Phantom: Danny/Sam, Tucker/Valerie

Skulduggery Pleasant: Skulduggery/Valkyrie, Tanith/Ghastly

Copied and pasted from Redrosemisery's profile:

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Home Also I Cannot Go by soonanemone reviews
On his first trip to Earth, 15 year old Spock runs into a certain rebellious young man from Iowa; confusing as their night together is, he's sure everything will return to normal when he gets home... KxS, Spock centric part one. Part two now up! Mpreg.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 321,265 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 6/17/2018 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
That Was A Good Fight by evyfleur reviews
A few months into their five-year deep space mission, Kirk begins to feel the effects of Khan's blood. There's only one person who can stop him when he's possessed by those super human urges- Spock. Slow burn K/S and Uhura/McCoy. Chapter 51: Kirk and Spock share a close moment...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 115,285 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 5/31/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura
Slow Way Home by TVNerd reviews
Sequel to Unsettling Reunions. Genderbender! Jamie and Spock have just saved earth but their relationship is on the rocks. Can the pair come together despite the time and secrets between them or are they doomed to remain as they are?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 39,187 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 4/23/2012 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
The Captain Always Takes Command by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
As Commander, it is Spock's job to oversee and assist his Captain. However, when Spock falls ill with a very human illness, it's up to Captain Kirk and Doctor McCoy to return him to full health. Still, Vulcan illness can be difficult... especially when one works aboard the Enterprise. There's never time to rest.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pitch Black Feathers by Phantom Lightning reviews
Alex has come back from a mission, but he's different, in more ways than one... NOT A MAXIMUM RIDE CROSSOVER. 25/2/13 UPDATE: Still hate you.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Alex R./Cub
A Coincidental Relative by maraullen reviews
Jack has a brother, who has stumbled into some financial trouble and is coming to live with Alex and Jack. Alex is nervous about meeting the man, but it turns out... he's already met him...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Five Years by Fridgeworks reviews
Before he could say more the door had closed with a gentle click and Alex was left standing alone in an otherwise empty hallway. That was the last time he would see Tom Harris for five years. Alex/Tom centric. Maybe slash. T for possibilities.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
There's No Such Thing as Heroes by The Potters of the Future reviews
Alex is asked to write an essay on what a hero is. This is what he hands in.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,015 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Band Together by True Colours reviews
Alex never expected to find himself playing guitar on-stage with two geeks, a chav, a pink-haired rocker and an ex-self harmer, but here he is. Exactly how is this going to save a teenage poet from death at the hands of the so-called deceased?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,021 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED! by LastWingedWolfFlying reviews
WARNING: CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS Mr Crepsley's reaction when he finds out that Darren has lied in his books about what happened in the cavern of retribution. One-shot. T for paranoia.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Cookies of Death by itsyourfaultstars reviews
Juliet serves cookies to Beckett and Myles. A plate with 4 cookies on it. Artemis goes crazy. Juliet decides to give little Arty a lesson in Chinese and on the number 4. Set during Atlantis Complex, obviously. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
Worse Night by FireyFreedom reviews
Sequel to Bad Day. Things get worse for all. Irene and Alex have old enemies after them. Yassen and K-unit witness the impossible...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Life's Sweets and Spies by St. Danger reviews
Sitting in a cell, you'd think there wouldn't be much for Alex to do. But you'd think he'd be alone, not staring at his old unit... The universe - meaning MI6 and Scorpia - seem to be conspiring against him lately... Post Snakehead. Spyfest 2010 fic.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Power of Two: Matt and Scarlett by Kyon Kamiya reviews
Just some small changes to the fourth book Necropolis. Small Changes and it might go past the end of the Fourth then make it up as i go along. Rated T to be safe. WARNING: Spoilers. Matt x Scarlett Already posted in Gatekeepers category just thought I...
Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Matt F., Scarlett A.
Human Anomalies by Asilda reviews
When Artemis gets his appendix removed Holly thinks he's dying. Turns out fairies can't live without appendixes, so they don't know humans don't need them. Holly rushes to Artemis's side. Epilogue added at the suggestion of one kind reviewer.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
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I should have told you what you meant to me reviews
This is what happens when you listen to Katy Perry's The One that Got Away on repeat for three hours. OOC-ness. Would this be more Tragedy or Angst?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Bec alternate ending reviews
Happier alternate ending to book Bec. BecxBran.
Demonata - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Beranabus/Bran, Bec M. - Complete
Of science labs and Croatian cathedrals reviews
sequel to Ski resorts can be dangerous and last of the Cheetah Twins trilogy. Enjoy! was previously Back to the science lab of doom.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Alex Rider book meme reviews
i have NEVER tried a meme before but i've read god-knows-how-many and they're all hilarious. i numbered the characters before i did the questions, i swear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
Ski resorts can be dangerous reviews
Sequel to it began with Christmas as per request by TheAwesomeJellyBean, you'll have to read that first. Ignores Scorpia Rising. second in Cheetah Twins trilogy.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
It began with Christmas reviews
when an old enemy resurfaces and thought-dead friend arises, k unit and ben take over alex's house for his protection. they leave. and THEN scorpia attacks. oh dear. Ignores Scorpia Rising. first in Cheetah Twins trilogy. undergoing a mild revamp.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,244 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete