Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Love, Live & Laugh!!!
A quote from Harry Potter: While we may come from different places and speak in different tongues, our hearts beat as one. I truly believe this.
In the next 3 - 4 mths I will be publishing two dif stories, the phantom of the opera remix and draco malfoy story with a twist
Fav Artists: QUEEN (All the way) Simple Plan, Christina Aguilera, ACDC, Beatles, The Supremes -- Motown Rocks, Culture Club, Ozzy Ozbourne, Black Sabbath, Moonspell, Kiss, Shakespeare's Sisters, Madonna, Selena Quintella Perez, Evanesance, Chris Perez, Godsmack, Jonathan Davis and many more
I love Batman!!!!
I Belong in Gryffindor!!!!
Selena Quintella Perez music is the best ever.
I love the Phantom of the Opera and We Will Rock You Musicals.
Love Never Dies is amazing though. Especially song with Christine and Gustave's Look with Your Heart.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG BUT I WISH I DID
"Look with Your Heart
Songwriters: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Glenn Evan Slater
Love's a curious thing
So look with your heart
Believe what it feels
Love is not always beautiful
So open your arms
Learn from someone who knows
Look with your heart
Forget what you think
Love is not always beautiful
But open your arms
When I choose to write it is not planned. I just start typing the words that I feel that I know are there. This is how a writer is.
I AM CANADIAN
I’m not a lumberjack or a fur trader
And I don’t live in an igloo
Or eat blubber or own a dog sled
And I don’t know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although
I’m certain they’re really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President
I speak English and French, not American
And I pronounce it “about,” not “aboot.”
I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing
Diversity, not assimilation
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat
A chesterfield is a couch
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, ZED!
Canada is the second largest landmass
The first nation of hockey
And the best part of North America!
My name is Brittany
And I AM CANADIAN!
Another popular list that falls under Canadian jokes is this one:
You're Canadian if:
You know how to pronounce and spell Saskatchewan without blinkingYou put on shorts as soon as it hits plus 10, even if there is still snow aroundYou know what a tuque (toque?) isYou are excited whenever an American television show mentions CanadaYou make a mental note to talk about it at work the next dayYou use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and colorYou have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawersPike is a type of fish, not some part of a highwayYou drive on a highway, not a freewayYou know what a Robertson screwdriver isYou understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."You drink pop, not sodaYou love your fries with poutineYou go to the washroom, not the restroom or bathroomSomeone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize. You stepped on someone's foot. You apologize, then apologize for making them apologizeYou have worn shorts and a parka at the same time"Eh" is a very important part of your vocabulary and you understand all the 1,000 different meanings of "eh"... eh?
I AM CANADIAN AND I AM PROUD!!!!!
A great quote I love:
"I LIKE RUMOURS! I find out so much about me that I didn't even know."
Another Couple I found funny:
Person A: "How much do you love me?
Person B: "Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you."
Person A: "But it's morning."
Person B: "Exactly."
DISCLAIMER: I love fairytales but I saw this and found some humor.
I needed to show it.
JASMINE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A
DIRTY HOMELESS BOY NAMED ALADDIN.
SNOW WHITE LIVED ALONE WITH 7 MEN.
PINNOCHIO WAS A LIAR.
ROBIN HOOD WAS A THIEF.
TARZAN WALKED AROUND WITHOUT
A STRANGER KISSED SLEEPING BEAUTY AND
SHE MARRIED HIM.
CINDERELLA LIED AND SNUCK OUT AT NIGHT
TO ATTEND A PARTY.
YOU CAN’T BLAME US.
WE WERE TAUGHT TO REBEL AT A YOUNG AGE.
"IF YOU JUDGE PEOPLE, YOU HAVE NO TIME TO LOVE THEM." - MOTHER TERESA
"Please don't interupt me while I am ignoring you."
" Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there."