Author has written 10 stories for Kickin' It, Psych, and Harry Potter.
Colour- Lime Green and Purple
TV Show- Psych!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Wii Game- Just Dance 1, 2, & 3
Book- The Truth About Forever
Series- Harry Potter
Song- Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift and Paradise by Coldplay (it changes every weekish but I probably can't update every week)
Things I do!
Sports- Track! Plus, ski club, softball, and volleyball.
Any ideas on what else to put here???
I'm 13 and going into 8th grade next year!
I am in love with Psych!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm from Minnesota just like my best friend Brooke who's profile name is Brooklynn715 (she has some good stories btw!)
I would really, really like to be an author when I grow up.
Anything else you wanna know about me?
It's not that great but...copy and paste anyway.
You know you are obsessed with Psych when...
If you now want a Ford Echo just because of Psych
If you associate everything to Psych
if you began training yourself to be like Shawn Spencer when you started watching Psych.
If everyone thinks you are unhealthily obsessed with Psych,
If everyone thinks you're weird for watching Psych all the time
If you watch Psych repeats because you love it so much
If you eat pineapple everyday
If when you mention anything related to Psych your parents roll there eyes because they know what's coming
If you wish you were in the show as a guest star
When you know there is a seventh season coming out and what day it comes out
When you have multiple accounts on Club Psych
When you can watch five seconds of an episode and name it
If when you watch other shows you look for a pineapple in it
If when you watch those other shows, you actually find a pineapple in it
Season 1 quotes:
"Thrift Store Guy: I've gone to jail for less than you.
Gus: Jail's no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Thrift Store Guy: Oh, you've been.
Gus: Once. In Monopoly." (S1E1)
"Gus: What's your dental plan?
Shawn: Don't get cavities.
Gus: Health plan?
Shawn: Same, but with hepatitis and shingles." (S1E1)
"Lassiter: See, your information was good. So good, it could only have come from the inside.
Shawn: The inside of what?" (S1E1)
"Shawn: Uh, excuse me. You're in my seat.
Juliet: Am I?
Shawn: Actually, yes, you are.
Juliet: You one of those weirdo compulsives who come to the same restaurant, sit in the same chair, and eat the same food every day?
Shawn: Uh, no, no, no, I was sitting right there three minutes ago, and then I went outside to get myself a paper. I ordered a juice, and look, I made a crawling snake with the straw wrapper. You can finish it if you think you're up to the job." (S1E2)
"Man: Is everything OK up there?
Shawn: It's fine... Uh, Banana.
Contestant 118: Can you repeat that?
Shawn: Yes... Banana.
(mutterings of audience)
Gus: (whispering) Banana, Shawn? It's the third round!
Shawn: (whispering) You could have helped me!
Gus: (whispering) This is a debt, Shawn. We're walking. Let's go.
(they start to pack up the tripod)
Contestant 118: Definition, please.
Shawn: (whispering) What...? (into microphone) A yellow fruit. Also, a kind of pudding. A delicious pudding.
(Gus and Shawn try to rush out the door)
Contestant 118: Sentence, please.
(Shawn gestures to the contestant, then returns to chair)
Shawn: Anna Banana would like to hear 'Venus' by Bananarama... Banana.
(laughter in audience)
Contestant 118: B-A-N-A-N-A, banana." (S1E2)
"Gus: See, the problem is butyraceous is clearly a round one word.
Shawn: Oh, God! Stop talking. I'd like to pretend we still have things in common, Gus." (S1E2)
"(Gus has caught the bridesmaid's wedding bouquet)
Shawn: Dude, you're next!" (S1E3)
"Shawn: You know, I think you and I could help each other.
O'Hara: And how would that be?
Shawn: Oh, I know things... about rings...
O'Hara: Oh, I thought you were here for a wedding.
Shawn: I am... ish." (S1E3)
"Gus: I think I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze!
Shawn: Like an impersonator?
Gus: No, I think it really was Patrick Swayze!" (S1E3)
"Shawn: Gus, I'm not a mind-reader.
Gus: No, that's just what you tell everybody." (S1E4)
"Gus: You're taking my name off that lease, and the door... and these Frisbees.
Shawn: Gus, don’t be ridiculous. Look, I'm almost positive this isn't a load bearing wall. But if you're really concerned, why don’t you jump up and down in the attic and make sure?" (S1E4)
"Gus: This is breaking and entering!
Shawn: No, no, no... only if we break something... and then enter something. Entering is just entering." (S1E4)
Shawn: (shouts to McNab) McNab! Nabby! (to Gus) Buzz.
Gus: Buzz, seriously?
Shawn: It's his first name. Don't you ever talk to him?
Gus: Why would I talk to anybody named Buzz?" (S1E5)
Shawn: The cat is not my new partner, Gus. Don't be ridiculous.
Gus: Then tell me again why the cat gets to ride shotgun?
Shawn: Because he gets carsick and you know that." (S1E5)
"Henry: The truth, Shawn. You're not really my son, are you? Because I gave you a watch with the inscription, "Don't Lose", and what is the first thing that you do?
Shawn: I lose the watch.
Henry: You lose the watch!
Shawn: Well, here's a news flash Dad. My birthday wasn't yesterday, okay? It was... four months ago.
Henry: Yeah, well here's a news flash for you, kid. After you were born, it took you four months to smile at me. That's when the clock started ticking." (S1E6)
Shawn: What the he* is a Muscom?
Gus: It was a very common name of the era.
(surprised, Shawn looks at Gus)
Gus: History channel!
Shawn: ESPN, Gus. Channel 206. I'm begging you." (S1E6)
"Shawn: Good morning detectives… collecting donations for the policeman's ball?
Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn: I honestly have no response to that.
Lassiter: Need I remind you, Mr. Spencer, what happens when you interfere with a police investigation?
Shawn: Uhh… the case gets solved." (S1E7)
"(Holding a beeping instrument)
Gus: I got a cold spot, right here! Feel it?
Shawn: Yes, yes, I do! Robert, we've definitely got something here. (lowers voice) You're standing under a vent." (S1E7)
Gus: When I asked her her name, Shawn, she said, "My name... "
(Shawn cuts in with a high pitched voice)
Shawn: "My name is Wilting Flower, I died without knowing love, will you be my friend?"
Gus: H-How did you know that? I never told that to anyone before?!
Shawn: I was Wilting Flower! Gus! I can't believe you fell for that!" (S1E7)
"George Takei: Why are you telling people you are my assistants?
Shawn: Uhh, because we are your assistants(?)
(George looks surprised)
George Takei: Excuse me?!
Shawn: Are you serious George? I know we said we'd work outside the loop, but this is a little ridiculous." (S1E8)
"Juliet: Where are you?
Shawn: On the phone, where are you?"(S1E8)
"Juliet: I don't ask questions i don't want to know the answers to.
Shawn: Then never ask your boyfriend if he thinks your sister's hot.
Juliet: I don't have a sister.
Shawn: How about a boyfriend?" (S1E8)
"Shawn: Simba I am your father.
Gus: Mufasa never said that.
Shawn: Mufasa, Vader, it's all James Earl Jones." (S1E9)
"Shawn: Captain Conners, how are you sir?
Conners: Look at you fellas, all grown up. How long's it been?
Shawn: About a day.
Gus: Less, actually." (S1E9)
"Gus: Something wrong?
Jessica: They've been in there forty-five minutes.
Jessica: It's a four minute show. (The audience and Shawn exit the planetarium)
Shawn: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is precisely why time travel is not only possible, but may have already happened." (S1E10)
"Lassiter: There is something I've got to get off my chest.
Shawn: Is it your shirt? Please say no." (S1E10)
"(At the Irish restaurant/bar for a speed dating session)
Speed dating M.C.: Love is in the air, I can smell it.
Gus: I smell cabbage." (S1E11)
"Lorraine: This is a speed dating first! (to Shawn and Juliet) You and you are a 100 percent match from your personality questionnaires. I smell love!
Juliet: I need a drink.
Shawn: I gotta pee."
Juliet: I had no idea you were so serious about bowling.
Shawn: Quite serious, quite serious. Matter of fact, LEGO wants to sponsor me this year.
Juliet: Oh my god, that's great.
Shawn: They also want me to wear shoes made out of LEGOs, so I'm torn." (S1E11)
"Shawn: Hornstock, I think you have the potential to be a fantastic
lawyer. You just need confidence. After all that is your name on the door. Now
Hornstock: Oh no, no, no. None of those Hornstock's are me.
The first one is my grandfather he founded the firm. The middle one my father
then my brother.
Gus: Wow whole family of
Hornstock: Yeah, even my sister.
Shawn: Well there
you go she didn't make the door.
Hornstock: She's Biederman it's her
married name" (S1E12)
"Adam: Have you ever considered going by the name of Bolt
(Shawn walks over and hands Hornstock a
piece of paper. Hornstock reads it and turns back to Ruben)
Ruben: That's a woman's name." (S1E12)
"Gus: Where are our candlesticks Shawn?
Shawn: Maybe you just
jumped over them.
Shawn: Be nimble? Be quick?" (S1E12)
"Landlord: What the he* is going on?
Landlord: Nothing? (Looks at Gus, lying on the ground) Is
that guy dead?
Shawn: (Gives a frustrated sigh) Ugh, da* it.
Now you've seen too much!
Landlord: (Nervously, looking away from
Gus) I didn't see anything.
Shawn: Yeah! You did! You're in this
just as deep as I am now, we're going to have to work
Landlord: .. Okay.
Shawn: I assume this building
has an incinerator, yeah?
Shawn: Okay, so we
just have to chop up the body and uh, put the limbs in little plastic baggies,
and the torso we're going to have to melt down with a blow
Gus: Okay, I've heard enough. (Gets
Landlord: Oh, jeez! (Runs out)" (S1E13)
"Shawn: Right, I'd never seen a girl lie about entering the witness
Gus: She wasn't lying Shawn.
I saw her at Starbucks.
Gus: You can't be sure of
Shawn: She was wearing a name tag, she had a plaque on the wall.
Employee of the Month. Her hobbies were hiding, and lying about hiding." (S1E13)
Shawn: Ew. How Grody of her.
Shawn: Grody to the max. Grody with a spoon. Work with me here,
I don't know what the kids are saying these days." (S1E13)
"Juliet: Oh, one more thing, roosters don't cackle.
Shawn: I beg
Juliet: They cock-a-doodle-doo." (S1E13)
"Henry: So, this is how you spend your days.
Shawn: Oh my God.
Dad, what are you doing here?
Henry: Nice. Is that the way you treat
all the people who come through you door?
Shawn: That's exactly how I
greet everyone. Maybe that's why business is down." (S1E14)
"Shawn: That's very Cameron Frye of you
Shawn: Wow, are we that much older than you?" Shawn: That's very Cameron Frye of you
Shawn: Wow, are we that much older than you? (S1E14)
"Shawn: But my arms are slenderer… slenderer?
Shawn: Yes!" (S1E14)
"Gus: Well Mr. Peterson this sounds like a case for the police. Let me get
you a number.
Shawn: Gus, don't be a gooey chocolate chip
Shawn: That's precisely what we do here,
find people" (S1E14)
"Henry: What about your licence?
Shawn: My pilot's license? Out
back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you’re referring to my licence to kill. Revoked.
Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd
have to kill you which I can't do because my licence to kill has been revoked." (S1E14)
"(Shawn is using Gus' profile to pretend to be a woman)
Felicia Fancybottom?! What am I, a James Bond villain?" (S1E14)
"Henry: Shawn, shouldn't you be writing some of this down?
Shawn: Why would I do that? Is there going to be a
Henry: Would you shut up and pay attention!" (S1E14)
"Sorority Girl #1: Ask him.
Sorority Girl #2: You ask
Gus: What... What do you want to ask me girls? Don't be nervous.
I put on my pants one leg at a time just like you, hahahaha.
#1: Okay. Did you really play Bud on the Cosby Show?
Gus: Bud?" (S1E15)
"Shawn: (to Alice) Wanna share a pineapple?
sorry, do I know you?
Shawn: My name is Ichabod Fletchman, Sticky-Icky
to my boys. But that's neither here, nor there." (S1E15)
"Juliet: Holy shih tzu!
Shawn: Excuse me?
nail polish is already starting to chip." (S1E15)
"Goochburg: (to Lassiter) I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to
go screw yourself." (S1E15)
Any more you want me to add?
Season 2 quotes:
"Juliet: What about detective Lassiter?
Nigel: (glancing at
Lassiter)Absolutely not. His hair looks like it was poured out of a cake
"Shawn: (unsure why Gus likes the show) This is just another knock
off of the other knock off of the original knock off of that other show" (S2E1)
"Shawn: Why did we get TiVo if we never fast forward and I can't stop for
"Lassiter: Spencer you missed something. We found prints.
Was he in a little red corvette?
Gus: Under the cherry
Lassiter: Finger prints." (S2E1)
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Shawn and Jules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!