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Joined 10-26-11, id: 3372831
Author has written 5 stories for Supernatural, and Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew.
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Reader, we murdered it by phyll-and-doll reviews
Having watched the movie and busted a lung each laughing we decided to share our amusement with the rest of you lovely people. Here's the result. Enjoy!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,179 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 4/27/2007
The Lockie Horror Picture Show by B A Cucumber reviews
What happens when the boys go to see "A Game of Shadows" or google themselves? I don't own A.C. Doyle's characters, don't own the BBC "Sherlock" and most definitely don't own the Guy Ritchie movie ... used to be triggered into a life of its own by a dare but has now returned to its original state. Complete...ly nonsensical... though, the mistakes in the blockbuster are all there.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pack Up Your Troubles by Lampito reviews
God is more disappointed than angry with his wayward Archangels, and decides to send them to Earth to learn to behave more like brothers. Tearfully, they beg him not to turn them into humans. And so he doesn't... COMPLETE. Now includes Special Bonus Feature: Missing Scene!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,837 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
Marauders 101: An Inside Guide by n33n reviews
My deepest, most heartfelt congratulations! You have, inevitably stumbled upon this book. It is no ordinary book...in fact, it...well, what are you waiting for? OPEN UP! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Pains of being Harry Potter by not-so-wicked violet reviews
If you thought being post-war Harry was all praise-n-paparazzi you really need to think again...Series of un-related drabbles. Reviews are HIGHLY appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
If You Go Down To The Woods Today by Lampito reviews
There's a picnic lunch, a birthday pie, and frisbees. Then, an anaemic looking young man who claims to be a vampire. And a helpless whining girl. And a guy who is not from the Village People. Poor Bobby; the idjits will always be with us, it seems.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Bobby S. - Complete
SuperNarnia by Goddess of Idun reviews
When some British children disappear during a game of hide-and-seek, it's up to the Winchesters and Castiel to find them. Little do they know that staying at home would've spared them much mental trauma. No, seriously.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
Nobody Loves A Moron by clair beaubien reviews
Dean interrupts a hold up and is taken hostage. The bad guy doesn't believe him when he says his little brother is going to save him. Now up Ch2: the detective investigating the robbery meets up with Dean & Sam. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Pregnant Pause by Lampito reviews
Dyswitchia, noun: a learning disability that renders one unable to learn not to piss off witches. Dean has it. Sam knows that. What he doesn't know is exactly what spell hit his brother. Dean, of course, is taking one of his luxury cruises up Denial.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Next Seven Days by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Just One of Those Days by SpellboundMuggle reviews
One day in King's Cross station Sherlock Holmes comes across a strange object.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Simple Choices by PurpleCarpetsAgainstViolence reviews
The one time Sam is the one who screws up at school, Dean is still the one who takes the fall.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Death God Alliance by Asilda reviews
"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,032 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
Of Terminators and Training Wheels by girlyghoul reviews
Gordon Walker gets sent back to 1984 to Terminate a diapered demonic menace named Sammy Winchester & his pesky Pre-School brother Dean. The boys go after him to save their younger selves but Time Travel is tricky! It's a De-aged 80's flashback nightmare!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,169 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Mother er Brother Goose by Wallflowergirl reviews
Wee!chesters. Sammy wants a bedtime story. Dean obliges... Sam 5, Dean 9.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Life's Lessons: Evil Doesn't Stand a Chance by bhoney reviews
E/O CHALLENGE An extended drabble. A look at the important lessons life has taught the Winchester brothers. Lesson 1: When facing a deadly foe, always have your brother at your back. Fluffy, brotherly schmoop, wee!Chester style.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Not Hungry by staceycj reviews
Sam finds out why Dean eats everything in sight. S1
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Friends In High Places by LittleFairy78 reviews
Dean had imagined a lot of different scenarios about hell. But he hadn't quite imagined it to be like this. Especially he hadn't imagined so much paperwork to be involved...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,987 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Dean W. - Complete
Parenting Your Gifted Child by bhoney reviews
When Sam and Dean re-visit their dad's storage container, Sam makes an unexpected discovery. Set early season 3.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Unadulterated Supernatural Crack by Rae666 reviews
A collection of crack drabbles based on the “What would Dean say if…” thread over at sn.tv These are my answers to some of the many hilarious questions asked.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008
Older and Wiser by deangirl1 reviews
When a prank war gets out of hand it pays to have experience on your side. Teenchester.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Be Dazzled: A Supernatural Twilight Crossover by iSparkle616 reviews
It was supposed to be a normal hunt for the Winchesters. Too bad they ended up in Forks, Washington.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,862 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Dean W., Edward - Complete
Love Hurts by Ridley C. James reviews
Wee-winchester fic. One shot. Sometimes L-O-V-E spells Trouble, especially if the Winchester boys are involved.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Cow by A-blackwinged-bird reviews
Prompt Challenge oneshot. A sunny afternoon in the middle of nowhere...
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
WWJD by Ridley C. James reviews
Sam and Dean encounter a nasty poltergeist and a friend from their pastall culminating into one long, bad day for Sammy, leaving him looking for guidance from above.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
What Moms Do by Ridley C. James reviews
Sam has a crisis in school, and Dean does what any big brother would, he comes to the rescue.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Blellow by Daeva Shadow reviews
Sam asks Dean about his favorite color
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 135 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
In the Christmas Spirit by Chibi-Chichan reviews
“Hey Dean, do you want to make a snowman?” “…Sammy, don’t make me hurt you.” Drabble.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
But Why a Spoon? by paperbkryter reviews
Who me? Freaked out? Nah. A little post Nightmare ficlet
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
Sunsets by Faye Dartmouth reviews
Dean is forced to realized that there are no happy endings for the Wincester family.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
Death to Mary Sue by Weesta reviews
Sam and Dean have a deadly encounter in a strange town.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
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The Healing Touch reviews
When an ATAC agent shows up at the Hardy's with a gunshot wound and supposed sensitive information, they rush her to the hospital, only for her to be declared dead on arrival. Before she succumbs to her injuries, she manages to utter a single sentence - that makes no sense to Frank and Joe. When this is followed by a message from the director of the ATAC... (full summary inside)
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Frank H., Joe H.
When Brothers Meet Brothers reviews
Sam and Dean are in Bayport while Dad is two towns over on a case. What happens when people in Sam's new school start dying, and it seems to be something supernatural? And two brothers who know nothing about hunting are just as determined to solve this crime? Lots of brotherly banter, fluff, humor, Hurt!Sam, Protective!Dean, basically the works.
Crossover - Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Frank H., Joe H., Dean W., Sam W.
Reverie reviews
John winchester reflects on the pleasures and pains of being a father to two of the most hyperactive kids known to man. Oneshot. Wee!Chester - Sam is two, Dean is six.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., John W. - Complete
Cass And Gabe's Ultimate Prank War reviews
Cass needs help. Who else will he turn to but the Winchester brothers? The three of them team up against the ultimate pranking adversary - trickster/archangel Gabriel! Rated T to be safe.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,406 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
DIE, BARMAID, DIE! reviews
Sam and Dean are hunting something beyond evil. crackfic. Rated T to be safe. Its my first one, so go easy on the flames...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete