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You're probably here because I left you a review or probably flamed you for flaming someone else. Hi! I unfortunately don't have any fics right now but I like yaoi, mostly grimmichi from Bleach so I might start writing those. I do read some boygirl stuff as long as it isn't fluffy and stupid like most bs on this site. if people tried to focus on character development instead of unrealistic fluf I wouldn't speak so lowly of hetersexual fiction but writers are really taking this shit too far.

I'm a flamers flamer. If I like your fic and I see someone going off on you, I'll treat them like shit and make them look publicly stupid in front of everybody else. I hope you don't mind! I don't like seeing my favortite writers giving up on writing because of some shity fuckface that makes them feel unappreciated.

Right now I'm going to be working on my first oneshot and lemme just say that reading fics is a lot faster than writing. I'm almost on the verge of giving up!

Skelley87

Does anyone know of a good grimmichi in-verse? I'm sick of having to go through so much fukken au shit!!


remember! if the nazis can't handle shit they can always watch some barney. that oughta give them something to fight about. who gets babybop! WHO WILL GET BABYBOP! the next bitch that says that its the kid with the freckles will get a shovel in her face! Its a triangle! wait! there's no cannon ships in barney!

OH! Bleach doesnt have them either! its so easy to forget that shit with so much immaturity around us everyday. I guess i'll have to look at the manga description to find romance for trolling turds because i can't find what the fuss is about! i need to get my eyes checked. guess 20/20 vision is not all that good compared to princessy all seeing crap for shonen.

I've got huge anger-management issues.

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Yaoi Drabbles by Totoromo reviews
My brain dump. Too many ideas, my cup runneth over! If some go well and are well received, I might make them extended into a one shot or full fic. Yaoi, up to M. Pairings and rating at each chapter. This week: ByakuyaxRenji, AizenxIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,772 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 5/26/2011 - [Renji A., Byakuya K.]
Hated Brothers by BadButt94 reviews
When Sesshomaru brings InuYasha home, after finding him when he comes back from shopping, he discovers something… No matter what happens between these two… They'll always hate each other. Warnings Inside. One-shot Yaoi. SessInu
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Swoon, I'll Catch You by theroadishome reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki, talented solo singer on the rise, takes a month long trip to Southampton for self discovery and writing platinum worth music. What happens when Michelin star Chef Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez comes into the picture ? AU, Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
A Very UnBrotherly Conversation by PhoenixDiamond reviews
With Naraku passed and all things finally settled in place, the two brothers soon come to a truce over a cup of green tea, a quiet afternoon and have a rather interesting choice of conversation. Humorous series of funny discussions between brothers. AU. Yaoi
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,571 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Girls Need Their Privacy, Ichigo by Whorcrux-x-x reviews
After Orihime falls on him naked, Ichigo is forced to reevaluate his thoughts on his clumsy, yet very beautiful classmate. Will he eventually realize she's actually in love with him? Ichigo/Orihime and some eventual Renji/Rukia. Very lime-ish.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,541 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Of Rank and Submission by Corrosionz reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki has been quite troublesome. Time to man up and take his punishment. Warnings: Yaoi. Extreme sexual content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Salvation by Whorcrux-x-x reviews
Sequel: Ichigo returns to Karakura after a year of absence. Facing those that pain him to look upon, he finally finds his salvation in a very unexpected person. Ichigo/Tatsuki
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,410 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Tatsuki A., Ichigo K.
Way Too Turned on for Math Class by BoreMeToTears reviews
What happens when both Ichigo and Grimmjow both get sent outside for behavior...? A short little 2 chapter lemon for ya. YAOI. BUTT-SEX. HARDCORE. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Rejection by Whorcrux-x-x reviews
Excerpt from completed fic Reflection: Ichigo obsessively wishes for Orihime to desire him again. Sadly she now only wants his darkness. Onesided Ichi/Hime implied sexuality between Hichi/Hime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Orihime I. - Complete
What The Heck Are You Doing! by Whorcrux-x-x reviews
Ichigo and Rukia are having some alone time but Isshin gets the wrong idea and thinks that his son has developed a sick new fetish. Romance, Crack. Drabble-shot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Campfire Story by Whorcrux-x-x reviews
After two strangers appear, Inuyasha, much to everyone's horror, is goaded into explaining how pups are made in far too much detail for their liking.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
30 WAYS TO ANNOY INUYASHA by sinkittytail reviews
Title says it all.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Inuyasha - Complete
Whoring For Lollipops by Pie Shaped Cumulus reviews
Really, he took my lollipop, what else was I supposed to do? Never thought it'd end like this though... changed my user name from 'PinEapPleGrilL'. Rated for language, one-shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
BLEACHY ADVERTISEMENTS by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
Isn't the title enough for you to WANT to read this? *pssstt look who's in it! points down *
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Invisible by Confusion No Hime reviews
Ichigo encounters an invisible entity that desires to take him. Pre-Hueco Mundo Arc. PWP.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Training Period by Merixcil reviews
While preparing Ichigo for the next big fight, things take an interesting turn between him and his mentor. Rated M for second chapter smut.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,318 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Four Days of Heat by Vaerin7 reviews
Poor Ichigo's just learned he's a Beta Visored... and he's in heat! With everyone tryign to jump him, he's retreated to the forest to get away. But not everyone lives in town. Will his ex-enemy be willing to help out, or should Ichigo start running?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Most Entertaining Reviews Ever by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Reading massive flames can be as funny as reading humor fics. So why not have that be a fic itself? No offense meant to anyone. I was feeling slightly cynical when I wrote this. Now in the Misc Section. Rated for swearing.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008
Taboo by WriteTheNightMaresAway reviews
'One sizzling heated look and I was a goner.' Grimmjow and Ichigo struggle with their relationship and what it means morally. Grimmjow x Ichigo. Yaoi. AU. One-Shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,215 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Bedroom Fantasy by Ramen.Kitsune reviews
Inuyasha sneaks into Sesshomaru's bedroom. SesshInu! YAOI! BOYXBOY LOVE! Lemon! Yay 100 reviews for Dirty!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
My dirty little secret by Caught in the Shadows reviews
Inuyasha loves Kagome, at least that is what he wants to believe. After a heart throbbing moment alone with Sango, Inuyasha's feelings begin to sink deep inside his heart. His heart hungers for one thing, Sango. But will he do it behind Miroku's back?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Inuyasha, Sango
Pierce the Scar by Valtiatar reviews
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland Warnings: AU Yummy YAOI! Sex, bondage, toys, incest, perhaps a threesome...everything fun, really Kukuku... and yes,Naraku's in it too
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,885 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Massage by Queen of the Ramen reviews
Leon/Count D - Explicit - Based on the Spring Kink prompt "massage leading to first time – giving in to temptation."
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Leon, Count D - Complete
Pure Anger by speed killz reviews
In a fit of anger Inu kills everyone...except a dark brown haired demon slayer. With revenge on her mind and determination in her heart, will she get revenge on the hanyou that destroyed her nearly rebuilt life? InuSan
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 145,031 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Inuyasha, Sango
You’ll understand when you grow up… by suaviorXchu reviews
The twins learn a new word.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Grimmjow And The Catnip by Sesshy'sGirlLOL01 reviews
All Grimmjow wanted to do was sleep but does that happen? No. all because of some cats and a small bag... Warning contains Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Toy Shoppe by Samurai Smee reviews
AU Oneshot. Mainly Cain x Abel, slight Radu x Hugue and Isaak x Tres. The boys of RCO decide to visit their favorite nighttime place, and to play with some 'toys.' Please review, I worked so very hard on this!
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Cain N., Abel N. - Complete
Seizure by Trumpet-Geek reviews
/GrimmIchi, noncon UlquiIchi; rated M for torture, rape, references to sex/ "The Espada's eyes followed the droplet of blood as it trailed down his lover's neck and into his gi before Ulquiorra's voice caught his attention."
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Sesshoumaru’s Puppy by power-of-two-wyatt-chris reviews
Sesshoumaru didn’t want to tell his father, how could he? He’s a male, this shouldn’t be happening to him...so why is it? Inc, Yaoi, Rape.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sesshomaru, Inutaisho
Did You Know? by Sumai-chan reviews
Ichigo gets an unexpected gift from Grimmjow one night, but does this gift have a hidden meaning? Of course! Warning! MM relationship lemon
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
the virtuous among us by Experimental reviews
The hours pass slowly in the old mansion while waiting for the Professor's children. [Slash. Octo x Sex x Novem.]
Gilgamesh - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete