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Poll: After that crappy Extended Cut, I'm considering washing my hands of Mass Effect. Should I continue the Memorial Wall series? Vote Now!
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Joined 10-26-11, id: 3374106, Profile Updated: 01-25-13
Author has written 6 stories for Star Fox, Godzilla, and Mass Effect.

I'm a 19 year old college student who has no clue what he wants to do with his life. I like old, Japanese monster movies (Roland Emmerich's movie was a disgrace), video games, namely COD, Halo, and Battlefield. I've tried my hand at writing in the past, but was never really satisfied with my work. I don't know why I've started up again, but the feedback I've recieved has been very encouraging, so I'm gonna try and see these stories through to the end.

Alright.I've been gone a while. But I'm going to restart these damn stories. I've had a lot of difficult things going on in my life, but I WILL put up new chapters.

OK, this is a stereotype copy and paste. Bold whatever applies to you. Got this from Tobias Umbra

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm (a Philly kid now, but born and raised) SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (This may be true)

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. (Psyche! Just kidding)

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm (marginally) INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. What do you put if you have an unexplainable hate for vegetarians (well, vegans really)?

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. (This, too, may be true)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

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Ending Reactions by ElfLord123 reviews
We have all seen the players' reactions to the ending. Now, we see what the Mass Effect characters think of it.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
A Funny Thing Happened on the way to Annihilation by ElectricZ reviews
ME3- Shepard is about to ruin the entire galaxy for everybody. Only Harbinger can save us now. Written before the EC, contains spoilers for ME3. T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Shepard (M), Harbinger - Complete
A Cold Night in Hell by Tobias Umbra reviews
In this sequel to "A Great Day to Die", Fox McCloud tries to put his team and his life back together and Wolf starts to question his choices as both become tangled in a web of intrigue surrounding a long-lost battleship and a vigilante known as "Kursed"
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 244,880 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Fox M., Wolf O'D. - Complete
Do A Barrel Roll! by FanNotANerd reviews
Everyone's favourite advice. When in doubt...
Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Fox M., Peppy H. - Complete
The Gunmen of Venom Hill by Foxmerc reviews
The story of Starfox set in the gritty, lawless world of the wild west. When a nameless stranger rides into the hushed, faded town of Corneria City, he shakes up the death grip that Doc Andross and the Blood Wolves have held on it for years. Chapter 3 up!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,281 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Fox M.
A Moment in Time by Crafty Lefty reviews
Fox and Falco share a moment together over the dead of night and a few cigarettes. Sometimes peace and quiet along with a good friend is all you really need.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Fox M., Falco L. - Complete
Zero to Awkward in Sixty Seconds by yaphi1 reviews
Fox plans a party as an excuse to talk to Krystal. The word "fiasco" isn't strong enough to describe the result… Note: If you haven't played Star Fox 64, you might not get some of the references.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Fox M., Falco L. - Complete
Do a Barrel Roll by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: It's hard defending Reach from the Covenant. It's even harder when an anthropomorphic hare keeps telling you to do a barrel roll.
Crossover - Star Fox & Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Peppy H., SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Jorge-052/Noble Five - Complete
StarFox The Echo Halo: Run Alive Through the Light by SyxxFox reviews
Two worlds collied. A story of action, sorrow and repent. Guns firing, Cornerian and UNSC soldiers fighting together. A fox tries to survive with his true love as they fight along side others in a desperate effort to live, and to see the end of the world.
Crossover - Star Fox & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 126,959 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Fox M., Master Chief/John-117
A Great Day to Die by Tobias Umbra reviews
In a time when Fox has pushed away all of the people important to him, a deadly encounter with Wolf may cost Fox both his sanity and his life. A look into the minds of both Fox McCloud and Wolf O'Donnell.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,606 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Fox M., Wolf O'D. - Complete
Star Fox Roasting Over An Open Fire by Boondock Jake reviews
The team goes shopping! Krystal can't speak English, Fox get's into a fight with Santa, Slippy and Falco conquer their biggest fear and Peppy hits up Dance Dance Revolution.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,468 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Fox M., Krystal - Complete
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Ascension reviews
Shepard is at his lowest point. Lost and betrayed, it will take people of his own legendary status to save him. Heroes from other stories will be responsible for giving Shepard the credit for his struggle that his creators didn't. PLEASE REVIEW
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Memorial Wall reviews
A series of shorts about some of the Normandy's crew, past and present, remembering those who have been lost. Co-written with Deltakilo. PLEASE REVIEW!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012
Closure reviews
An attempt to salvage Command's multiple endings. Venomian rebels are trying to topple Dash Bowman's new government. Star Fox pledges their assistance, but the rebels' plot is more intricate than anyone imagined. Fox McCloud and his team must not only face their current threats, but also the ghosts of their past. PLEASE REVIEW
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011
How Shepard Would Really Do It reviews
Unhappy with Mass Effect 3's "ending"? Have no fear! I have deduced the true canon ending! Rated for language and themes. Oneshot
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Shepard (M), Admiral Hackett - Complete
Do Not Fear Us reviews
A brief interaction between a quarian and a geth while working on the Crucible. PLEASE REVIEW!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Complete
Daikaiju High reviews
In a world where "Descendants", children born with kaiju characteristics, are shunned, a "normal" human discovers what it's like to live as one of them. Based off Neo Monster Island's K-Girls, BUT NOT PERVERTED. They wear clothes, they're not all lesbians, and it isn't all about sex.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011