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Joined 10-26-11, id: 3374996, Profile Updated: 07-04-12
Author has written 1 story for Hunger Games.

I'm MuzikMaestro, friend of Bresule and co-writer and editor for astralneo. I'm a geek and a band nerd. There's not much more you need to know about me. I'm on here as well as pokemon.com, horseland, deviantart, fmylife, and a few other sites. I'm in band, orchestra, jazz, and chorus. That's all.

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Ballad by Mintermist reviews
When the King grants Jester a fortnight to find his lost family, little does he know that he and Jane are about to be swept up in an adventure that will both bring them together and tear them apart, testing the bounds of love, survival and knighthood.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,876 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Jane T., Jester
Arnor High School by the eternal feminine reviews
Aragorn is student body president, Legolas is president of the nature club, Boromir is a haughty soccer player, Gimli wrestles, and the hobbits are freshmen. When their beloved principal is sacked, these unlikely friends must team up with an old guidance counselor and save their school from the forces of evil!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,187 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Aragorn
It Started With Pie by nessier15 reviews
"The tough as nails sergeant plus the friendly handyman equals a baby? Alrighty then!" thought Ralph. Follow Felix and Tamora as they discover their wants (and fears) for their baby, get ready for the newest addition of the arcade, and have some funny moments with Vanellope and Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
The Hobbit on Facebook by aotearoan reviews
What happened before the Lord of the Rings characters joined Facebook? Fifty years before, when Facebook was still new and exclusive, Bilbo Baggins made an account... Prequel to Fellowship of the Facebook/Two Notifications/Return of the Friend Request
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Bilbo B., Gandalf
Mr and Mrs Fix-It by Reeves3 reviews
Felix decides to ask Calhoun the all important question...and then the wedding planning starts. This is the journey Felix and Tamora take, with help from Ralph and Vanellope, from the proposal to their wedding day. Enjoy.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,918 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
The Fix-its by Victoria Andersen reviews
Set after the end of Wreck-it Ralph, how will the Fix-its react to a little unexpected news? A fluffy little story for those of us who can't get enough of Felix and Sergeant Calhoun.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Sick Day by Just Another Fangirl 6 reviews
Just a little oneshot on how Felix reacts when he sees Calhoun sick for the 1st time. Dedicated to thinkpink23
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
The Humble Hazing of a Handyman by Genius-626 reviews
Calhoun's troops need to make sure Felix is man enough to date their sergeant. How will Ralph feel about this? What will Calhoun do when she finds out? Rated T for "alcohol" and a few drunken situations. Pretty fluffy at the end for Hero's Cuties fans.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Can I Protect You? by hochmodel reviews
Calhoun suffers from PTSD, and Felix is always there for her. But what happens when the roles are reversed, and he's the one waking up, screaming?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Black by hochmodel reviews
"Felix." Vanellope placed her hand on his nose. His writhing and screaming stopped, and he sobbed into the crying girl's jacket. "You can't fix it it."
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Nightmares by 9r7g5h reviews
It had to be a nightmare. It just had to be.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Your Sidekick Needs You! by Reeves3 reviews
Just how did Felix come to fight Cy-bugs alongside Calhoun? A moment taken from the closing credits. R&R but most of all Enjoy!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Stand Down by Shahrezad1 reviews
Tamara had never liked being told what to do. Hero's Cuties pairing.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Out, Out Brief Candle by hochmodel reviews
"She wanted it. She was on a suicide mission. She wanted it. She needed to feel numb, again. She needed to be dead, again. Even better if physically." Calhoun has had enough trouble- an abusive drunk for a father, a passive invisible mother, and a murdered fiance. Unfortunately, the pain doesn't stop there. I do not own the characters.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Pre-Programed Memories by HayaMika reviews
Felix has had the same question on his mind for a while: Why did Calhoun freak out when he called her Dynamite Gal? Yes, he knew about her past, but not every detail. Warning: Stupid, short oneshot with a stupid plot. XD
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Your First? by hochmodel reviews
"The game being done, Tamora quickly changed into a black tank top and dark jeans, expecting to see her beloved in his work attire, waiting for her, his face locked in a smile and radiating the 'honey glows.' This was not what she was expecting. Not at all." I do not own the characters
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
How To Fix a Broken Heart by Jesscheaux reviews
Felix and Calhoun share a sweet evening together that leads up to a promise of a lifetime. (Felix/Calhoun one-shot)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Pure Sugar by BuboScandiacus reviews
Felix and Calhoun might be a little late to the race; they're having, uh, maintenance trouble with the hoverboard. At least that's their story. Short little post-film one-shot; this one's a buttload of frosting. Re-rated K-plus after some judicious consideration.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
A First Time for Everything by HolyheadHarpies1986 reviews
Tamora attempts to get Felix to cuss. Shenanigans ensue. Just a fun little one-shot!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Finally by keep-me-posted reviews
On exactly eight days after his and Calhoun's uncelebrated 6-month anniversary, Felix sneaks off from a random party to spend the evening with her. But having not been together this way since their wedding night, Felix finds himself a little out of practice. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2012 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
Would You Like Lembas With That? by Lyrical Ballads reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
You Know What to Do by shopgirl152 reviews
When Floyd finds a set of drumsticks in his dressing room, he gives them to Animal, stating that the drummer will know what to do. But before that happens, Animal will have to wrestle between keeping control and beating drums. one-shot. The Muppets Movie.
Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Animal - Complete
Hands That Play by randomfics reviews
It was supposed to be a normal hot day- But the illusion of safety abruptly falls apart like a ball of string unraveling after a stroke strikes a member of the company.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,475 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011
Silence For Six Years by randomfics reviews
It's been a long time since Rowlf has spoken after the death of Jim Henson- Maybe today it might just change.
Muppet Show - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Rowlf, Kermit - Complete
Vows by Eve Royal reviews
The three weddings of the most forward thinking couples of Anetevka. M/T; P/H; F/C
Fiddler on the Roof - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Blood Is On The Dance Floor by MushroomWings reviews
Someone has locked everyone in an At The Dance skit in the ballroom and if Kermit and the others can't find them within 22 hours,they'll die.Can everyone be saved?And who is the culprit?Based of Michael Jackson's 'Blood On The Dance Floor'.
Muppet Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Kermit
The Death That Brought The Muppets Closer Together by MushroomWings reviews
Nagini and Victoria have been at the Muppet Boarding House for almost a year now and are wondering as to why the group's being depressed on a very certain date--May 16, 2009. Dedicated to the memory of Jim Henson.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
5 Great Gonzo Acts That Kermit Vetoed by marginaliana reviews
See title.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Nap by New Heart reviews
Jane and Jester are worn out. Will their feelings finally come to the surface?
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Jane T., Jester - Complete
Twenty Five Years by helloclaude reviews
Tevye muses over love, realizing that his daughters know more than he does. Then he asks Golde, "Do you love me?"
Fiddler on the Roof - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
May 16 by lightening816 reviews
Rowlf the Dog has always had a certain day of the year that always made him depressed. It was the day he lost his best friend. This story is rated PG for death. Songfic.
Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Rowlf - Complete
84th Hunger Games reviews
Characters needed! Kygre, a young woman just starting to truly live her life, must now learn how to live or else she will die in the arena. Rating may or may not go up. Please R&R! Character submissions accepted very soon!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Other tributes