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Those of you who don't know me you will soon find out how lucky you are! (or is that were...erm I've confused myself with grammer and my lack of commen sense) Those of you who do Hola!
Im in the prosese of writting a lord of the rings musical with a lot of help from sparkleygem, aleydis, moodyirishbabe, maddy, golden*faerey, Toria(not on fanfic)and finnigan of course. They are the only people in tune with my inner genius!
lalalalalalalalalala lovely day for a bath! lalalala
Alright, I have decided to add a few quotes that are fairly crappy and irrelavent to all but a few but hay, do I care?
"There was a frog!" Matilda (My class at school)
"You were only suppoced to blow the bloody doors off!" Micheal Cain
"Are you loosing your bottle Jack?!" Orlando Bloom (midsummer murders)
"Elves are cool man!" Orlando Bloom
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." I can't quite remember who said it, but its true.
"they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa" Napoleon XIV (extract from "they're coming to take me away)
"My eyes are dribbling" Me! (when I was ickle I said that instead of saying i was crying!)
"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"Paul Merton.
"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." Marty Feldman
"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it."W.C.Fields
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." Emo Philips.
"I have nothing to declare except my genius."Oscar Wilde
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." A. Whitney Brown
"Insanity doesn't run in my family. It gallops."Cary Grant
"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things we know we don't know. But, there are also unknown unknowns. These are things we don't know we don't know."Donald Rumsfeld
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." Winston Churchill
"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or
'Socrates how can I find happiness?' did anyone ever say 'Socrates
hemlock is poison.’???????" Socrates (right before his death)
"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."Henny Youngman
"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem." There are gonna be allot like these that I like but do not know who said them!
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."
"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks."
"You!... Off my planet!"
"IM ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE"
"DON'T UPSET ME IM RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES"
"HOW CAN I MISS U IF U DON'T GO AWAY"
"SORRY IF I LOOK INTERESTED…IM NOT"
Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies:
It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilisation.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is
their total opposite.
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. If they're villains, they will probably speak
with an English accent.
You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a
child trapped inside.
An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the