Author has written 4 stories for Spyro the Dragon, and Star Fox.
I reply to all my PM's and review's as soon as I can, I find it to be the coolest thing that people would actually take time out of their day just to respond to my writing.
I can also be found on Fimfiction (JetH7), Xbox Live(JetH 7), and Tumblr (The Mildly Insane Life of a Teen Writer).
Hello, I see you’ve stumbled upon my profile, I’m JetH7, though I normally go by Lucas (my real name) or Jet.
About Me: I’m a teen boy, who, for the past few years have been an obsessive writer. Not only of fanfic, but fiction in general. I’ve also recently started poking at poetry a bit, though I’m far from great.
Outside of writing I enjoy reading, playing video games, listening to music, (attempting to) play guitar, building with LEGO and hanging with friends. I’m also a whovian and brony. (Twilight Sparkle is best pony. :3)
Religiously, I’m a Christian. I currently attend a Baptist church, though the whole idea of denominations baffle me. All it does is segregate the community and start fights. Anyways, getting off topic... I try to allow God to control my life, even if I’m constantly failing. Also, incase you’re worried, I won’t try to shove my religion down your throat. I respect your opinions. :)
Personality wise, I’m usually quite, though once I start talking no force on earth can get me to shut up. I try my darndest to be kind and considerate, though I won’t deny that my emotions drive my actions much of the time. I’m not known for having a long attention span and I’m distracted by the first shiny thing that enters my vision. And on the topic of short attention spans, my mind is all over the place. One moment I’ll be considering a new story idea, the next I’m wondering what I should get my sister for her birthday, then I’m theorizing what will happen in the next season of pony. This thought chain usually zooms past in a matter of seconds.
About My Writing: I’ve found that “my genre” seems to be a cross of high fantasy and steampunk, though I’ll write just about anything that comes to mind.
Major inspirations of mine are; C.S Lewis, J.R.R Tolkien and J.K. Rowling (The three authors I read near exclusively as a kid). Other authors include Scott Westerfeld, Greg Farshtey, Rick Riordan and Christopher Paolini among others.
From other mediums; Studio Ghibli created a number of my favorite movies as a kid. “Castle in the Sky” in particular grabbed my imagination and just wouldn’t let go. It was without a doubt what got me into steampunk. Several other anime have also had a hand in my work, these include, “Neon Genesis Evangelion” and “Fullmetal Alchemist”.
The Disney movies I grew up watching have also heavily influenced my writing. My two favorites were “The Lion King” and “Toy Story”.
And, like many my age, video games have had a major role in my life. This includes my writing. I’ve spent hundreds of hours playing Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Mario, HALO, Star Fox and Spyro. I also play many others, though these are the main obsessions I have.
If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be research. - Albert Einstein
"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival." - C.S Lewis
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." - C.S Lewis
"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty, I read them openly. When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S Lewis
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Oh you all know what this is from! (Bilbo Baggins; Lord of the Rings)
"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare
"The Tumbleweed is there for you when no one else is." - The Tumbleweed
"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in those years." - Abraham Lincoln
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to affect, but actually, from a non-linear, non subjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff." - The 10th Doctor (Doctor Who)
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I believe in Jesus. And guess what? I'm proud to say I do. I'm proud to say I trust God and have faith in Him. If you're proud of that, and are willing to stand up for God, post this into your profile.
Re-Post this to help stop racism!!:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."
Saphira: A blue female dragon with a gentle voice, a kind heart, and loves Eragon more than anything in the world...and she is the MOST BADASS DRAGON EVER!! Don't believe me? Well this is something she said in Brisinger (the third book in the INHERITANCE Series): 'That red runt is no match for me! If he did not have Murtagh protecting him, I would trap him against the ground and throttle his neck until he submitted to me and acknowledged me as leader of the hunt!'
If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're a Whovian copy and paste this to your profile.
I didn't fall! I was just testing the gravity! ...It still works.
How to keep an idiot busy (read below)
How to keep an idiot busy (read above) (Is it sad that this works on me?)
They're laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured that out.
The below statement is true
The above statement is a lie
Best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry but, "Haha, too bad loser!"
I LOVE DRAGONS.
Jesus had no servents, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...
Then copy and past this on your profile.
Normal people scare me. :O
If you are addicted to fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.
Stand for what you believe in, even if you're standing alone.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.
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There's a thing called normal, I hope I never catch it.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
Cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you fall apart, no matter how strong you are...
If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.
Words of Wisdom- "Why be normal?"
If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
Every day I think people can't get any stupider, and every day I am proved horribly wrong.
If you're supposed to be doing homework right now, copy and paste this in your profile.
If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So shut up.
I don't need to get a life! I'm a gamer! I have lots of lives!
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
I live to confuse.
If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!), copy this into your profile!
Procrastinators, UNITE! ...Tomorrow.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
I am who I am. I don't need your approval...
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
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98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile, then add your name to this list: 1dchouseman, JetH7
If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name. If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Thank you, Captain Obvious. You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.
Today in school we were told to write down what we wanted to be when we grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand Life...
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. Blast Hannah Montana with the Windows Down to Embarrass the Friends You're Driving With.
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall while Singing 'I'm off to see the Wizard! The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!'
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Tell your Teachers You Couldn't Finish Your Homework because your Internet was down. Tell Them Through Email.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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Five fourths of people have trouble with fractions, if you're the part of the five fourths, say aye! or just copy into your profile, you chose.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
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Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
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Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable", copy and paste this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile. (Cliffs, EMPs)
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, I-tAUght-BeLLa-THosE-tRICks95, My8thUsername, 1dchouseman, JetH7
If you have a mad fasanation with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
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If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.
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If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. A/N: Especially when you click on a link and it goes:"You will be returned to the page once the ad ends." Makes me want to smack the computer.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that it is perfectly fine for a guy to laugh at his own stupidity, and you frequently do, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wish that there was a dictionary of social media/texting abbrieviations available on Fanfiction.net so that you could understand what the heck everyone was trying to say, copy and paste this to your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you get a great deal of the plotlines of your stories from your dreams, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you also get a great deal of character/creature design from your dreams, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your or your families/friends name while introducing people, copy this to your profile.
If you think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own damn cereal instead of chasing a little leprachaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this on your profile.
iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
If you take it as a personal offence whenever someone says that they don't like, or (heaven forbid) insults any of your favorite authors, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (StarFox, Kirby, Last Air Bender, Spyro and many other things.)
If you are anti-social sometimes, copy this into your profile (Does 99.9% of the time Count?)
If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe the cake is a lie, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you've read all of these just because you're bored, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of explosives.
If You like :P's, copy and paste this to your profile
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
You Might Be An Author If...
1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when your writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.
31. You feel the need to put people in impossible situations.
32. You're just that bored
If I had a nickel for every time I found a nickel, I'd get 10 cents each time I found a nickel.
If you spend to much time playing video games, copy and paste this to your profile.
Why is it that I could not resist copy/pasting!?!
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If you could not get your Keyblade to materialize, and you think it must be in the flick of the wrist or something, copy/paste this to your page. Got it memorized?
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost.
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