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Joined 10-27-11, id: 3376366, Profile Updated: 10-29-11
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

I live in the small town in Ohio in "A Roll In The Hay"...Pity Me.

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The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10706 - Favs: 9,379 - Follows: 7,033 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21682 - Favs: 5,757 - Follows: 5,815 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3923 - Favs: 3,384 - Follows: 4,533 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Blind Faith by maia smith reviews
Jasper relocates to Seattle for a new job. He joins a "gentlemen's club" and a bizarre relationship results. He befriends Edward Cullen the son of the Firms founder. He's hot and bothered but Edward is straight. Will Jasper get his happy ending?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,822 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Human Sexuality 101 by rbsschess reviews
Prof. Cullen wonders if he has found his next submissive in his Human Sexuality class, but she has been right before him for years unnoticed. He finally sees her but will it be too late? My entry for the It Ain't All About Love & Sex Short Story Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,819 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7098 - Favs: 5,789 - Follows: 4,186 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Therapy by VixenOnFire reviews
Carlisle gets the surprise of his life when one of his patients decides to take things to the next level, igniting a chain reaction that will force him to make a choice before the truth comes out. AH, Lemon, Carlisle/Bella/Esme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,819 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Carlisle - Complete
Wanderlust by LastAboard reviews
Travel show host Bella Swan spends her days globetrotting and her nights in cameraman Edward Cullen's bed. When the lines between lust and love are blurred, Bella might have to admit that Edward may be more than a quick fix for a 'dry spell'. AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,008 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9746 - Favs: 6,400 - Follows: 4,290 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Big Gay Story by The Slashtastics reviews
Edward meets Jasper and... that's all we know. Join us as the story unfolds before our eyes with a new author adding their touch and twists to each chapter. The possibilities are endless, but the boy love will be plentiful. This is going to be fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,397 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Sinful Celebrations by MarLea Pie reviews
NOVELLA. Bella's diary-like recollection of birthday celebrations with Edward. Birthday gift for my beta. Xmas chapter inspired by PPSS Picspiration.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He's Lost Control by Fliegendamsel reviews
"I do have a sister. She's about your age," he went on, studying my face. "If I knew about some older guy, some guy my age, having the kind of thoughts about her, the kind of thoughts I have about you"…his eyes bored into me…"I'd kill him." AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,878 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
Anything by theladyingrey42 reviews
"They say that if you love someone, you'll do anything for him. I just never imagined that what my husband would ask of me would be to have sex with another man." Written for the TwiKinkFest. Cuckolding fetish. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 153 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Taste of Kink by anontwih00r reviews
Twikink Prompt: "E/B, J/A While hanging out one night it is revealed that Bella is not adventurous in the bedroom but would like to learn to be. E/J/A decide there's no time like the present." Dirty sexin', AH, M/F, M/F/M, F/F
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Which Cannot Remain Silent by A.J. Kelly reviews
Edward is a piano teacher who is dissatisfied with his job. But when Professor Jasper Whitlock comes to take lessons, will Edward find that teaching has its benefits? AH, Slash, Edward/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,414 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Naughty Naughty Naughty Neighbours by MarLea Pie reviews
Entry for PPSS PicSpiration: GRASS. Sexy neighbours Edward & Bella rendezvous in secret on the fresh, lush, green grass. Will their meetings be discovered or will they stay between the naughty couple?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tired of Sex by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper and Edward have a great relationship and a healthy sex life, or so Jasper thinks. When Edward tells him that he's grown tired of sex, Jasper tries to get to the bottom of it. Pun intended. AH. Slash Backslash 3.0 Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by TheWhitePen reviews
Edward's meaningful life of physics and internet porn is turned upside down when he tutors the brown eyed beauty that he has admired from afar via her web cam. Rated M for lemon. 2nd Place winner in the Wanna Be A Hard Core Nerdward Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,597 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Ivory Keyed Up Edward by MarLea Pie reviews
OS - Bella sings her heart out once a month with the help of the handsome mysterious pianist, Edward. Can these two find a connection outside of Newton's Tavern? Can they find it in themselves to take a chance in each other? RATED M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,869 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Southern Charm by Meikela reviews
CPD Officer Jasper Whitlock is searching for Mr. Forever, not Mr. Right Now. ER doctor Edward Cullen is just looking to find himself. What happens when their fates cross? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 169,463 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Anonymous Meetings by rbsschess reviews
For Twi-Girl Revolution's Under Her Thumb Challenge-Edward needs a Domme but has trouble submitting and is labeled a troublemaker. At the club's anonymous play night will he find what he needs? With no information on the new Domme can he find her again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,247 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Acclimation Diaries by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Day by DeltaSwan90 reviews
Edward is having a bad day. But, not as bad as Miss Bella Swan's. What will happen when he takes her out to dinner to help her feel better! ExB, LEMON, ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Roll In The Hay reviews
Dr. Cullen & Farmer Jasper find a way to tolerate a small town in Ohio. SLASH. A/H. A/U.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,994 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Edward, Jasper