Author has written 10 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Avengers, and Sherlock.
Hello there! I'm not sure why you're actually reading my profile, because there's really nothing interesting on here. But okay, why not!
I am a female in high school. I am a nerd at heart (though I may not look it), have little to no grasp of reality, will often launch into passionate and occasionaly hurtful lectures should someone insult one of my fandoms, spend almost all of my time on the internet, and think that animals are far superior to humans. (No, but seriously, who hasn't dreamed of flying or bounding through the snow relying on only the nose and ears to detect small (or large) animals to a loving pack of three to ten. No? Just me? Okay then.)
As you can probably tell, I love to talk and have just about no filter between my brain and my mouth. Bad combination, but, you know, whatever.
If you have a challenge or a prompt for me, feel free. (Heh, I rhymed.)
I appear to only be capable of thinking up angsty plotlines that really aren't plots at all because the story isn't so much a story as much as it is a sort of alternate universe/ character/plot study/ really weird mix of words that leaves readers confused... thing.
Welcome to my twisted mind. Enjoy your stay, but don't wander off the path. Remember, curiosity killed the cat.
(But satisfaction brought it back)
(Oh shut up subconscious)
And now: Random funny stuffs that the internet and other various forms of entertainment have given me! (A lot of these have been deleted so now it's rather short. Oh well.)
Favorite Movie Quote:
"Travis... I think there's a naked man in the barn..."
--X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Favorite Book Quote:
"But he's not a man at all- He's a mushroom!"
(Tell me what book this is from and I will give you a virtual cookie.)
Favorite Real Quote:
"There are only two things in this universe that are certain: Death and human stupidity. And I'm not too sure about the former." --Albert Einstein
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.