Author has written 4 stories for Misc. Movies, Sweeney Todd, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
I'm Amanda, and i'm a Californian. My fanfictions are based on movies that i like-- Johnny Depp movies mostly. I LOVE Sweeney Todd with a passion.
Feel free to ask me anything, at all! Please do :L
Well I'm always working on constantly everything. I never take the approach that I'm doing as well as I possibly can... I always think there's more and I think if you don't have that, you are not driven to be better. - Kelly Slater
If you think Sweeney Todd is a very smexi barber copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Helena Bonham Carter is sooooooo omg theres no doubt bout it AWESOME!, copy and paste this into you profile.
If you are a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile!
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile
If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you have ever started to randomly sing Sweeney Todd only to have the whole class stare at you like you're an idiot paste this into your profile
If you have ever tried or have succeeded in doing your hair like Mrs. Lovett and went out in public, copy and past this into your profile
If you would do anything to meet Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton copy this onto your profile
If you LOVE Tim Burton's style of movies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile
If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug (or you'd just like to hug him), copy and paste this onto your profile.
Whenever I ask someone a question and they get really mad, they tend to make a really long speech. The only think you can possibly say at the end of a rant like that? "But WHY is the rum gone?"
If you know why the rum is always gone, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've got a jar of dirt and you know what's inside it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Helena Bonham Carter is SO Beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to kill Anthony for getting in the way of Sweenett time... you know the drill ;)
If you wanted to murder Toby for killing Sweeney, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.
If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.
If you saved Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe that if you stick Johnny Depp in any movie, it automatically makes it a good movie, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.
You know you're obsessed with Sweeney Todd when:
You have the DVD and soundtrack, and know all the lines and lyrics.
You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen.
You suddenly start singing "A Little Priest" while chopping food.
You smile/laugh/giggle everytime someone says, reads or introduces you to someone named either Todd, Nellie, Toby, Johanna or Lucy.
Everytime you walk past a barber shop or pie shop you think of Sweeney Todd.
You dress as Nellie or Sweeney out in public.
You wear your hair like Nellie or Sweeney in public.
You've bought at least one clothing item that looks like it belongs to Mrs. Lovett.
You want to name your children or pets after characters from Sweeney Todd.
You've written a Sweeney Todd fanfiction.
When handed a bottle of hair product, you've said "Smells like piss, looks like piss, this is piss, piss with ink."
You constantly quote lines from the movie, not caring if people give you strange looks.
When you hear the word 'baker' you immediately think of Mrs. Lovett.
When you hear the word 'barber' you immediately think of Sweeney.
When you get angry, you sing "There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it," and if you're angry at SOMEONE you add "but not for long...".
When you get annoyed at someone you sing "They all deserve to die!"
When you eat a pie, you ask "Who's in this?" or "Is this priest or poet?" or something similar, even if you're alone.
When you've finished said pie, you say "I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu" and leave.
When you friend says they're going for a haircut or a shave, you say "Good luck and be careful"
When they come back with their haircut/shave, you gasp and say "You survived!"
When you are trying to get someone's attention, you sing "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have you attention please!"
When somebody asks "What is that?" You answer with "It's priest, have a little priest."
You've called one of your female friends "Nellie" or "Mrs. Lovett".
You've called one of your male friends "Sweeney" or "Mr. Todd"
Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)
1. Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!!
2. You have the movie memorized
3. You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper
4. Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea"
5. You sing "My Friends" to your razor and/or kitchen knives
6. You have a strange fear of tea kettles.
Paste this on your profile if you have OSTD
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