SweeneyLovesMe
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Joined 10-27-11, id: 3378095, Profile Updated: 12-29-11
Author has written 4 stories for Misc. Movies, Sweeney Todd, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

I'm Amanda, and i'm a Californian. My fanfictions are based on movies that i like-- Johnny Depp movies mostly. I LOVE Sweeney Todd with a passion.

Feel free to ask me anything, at all! Please do :L


Well I'm always working on constantly everything. I never take the approach that I'm doing as well as I possibly can... I always think there's more and I think if you don't have that, you are not driven to be better. - Kelly Slater

If you think Sweeney Todd is a very smexi barber copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Helena Bonham Carter is sooooooo omg theres no doubt bout it AWESOME!, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you are a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile!

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever started to randomly sing Sweeney Todd only to have the whole class stare at you like you're an idiot paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried or have succeeded in doing your hair like Mrs. Lovett and went out in public, copy and past this into your profile

If you would do anything to meet Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton copy this onto your profile

If you LOVE Tim Burton's style of movies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug (or you'd just like to hug him), copy and paste this onto your profile.

Whenever I ask someone a question and they get really mad, they tend to make a really long speech. The only think you can possibly say at the end of a rant like that? "But WHY is the rum gone?"

If you know why the rum is always gone, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've got a jar of dirt and you know what's inside it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Helena Bonham Carter is SO Beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to kill Anthony for getting in the way of Sweenett time... you know the drill ;)

If you wanted to murder Toby for killing Sweeney, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.

If you saved Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that if you stick Johnny Depp in any movie, it automatically makes it a good movie, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.


You know you're obsessed with Sweeney Todd when:

You have the DVD and soundtrack, and know all the lines and lyrics.

You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen.

You suddenly start singing "A Little Priest" while chopping food.

You smile/laugh/giggle everytime someone says, reads or introduces you to someone named either Todd, Nellie, Toby, Johanna or Lucy.

Everytime you walk past a barber shop or pie shop you think of Sweeney Todd.

You dress as Nellie or Sweeney out in public.

You wear your hair like Nellie or Sweeney in public.

You've bought at least one clothing item that looks like it belongs to Mrs. Lovett.

You want to name your children or pets after characters from Sweeney Todd.

You've written a Sweeney Todd fanfiction.

When handed a bottle of hair product, you've said "Smells like piss, looks like piss, this is piss, piss with ink."

You constantly quote lines from the movie, not caring if people give you strange looks.

When you hear the word 'baker' you immediately think of Mrs. Lovett.

When you hear the word 'barber' you immediately think of Sweeney.

When you get angry, you sing "There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it," and if you're angry at SOMEONE you add "but not for long...".

When you get annoyed at someone you sing "They all deserve to die!"

When you eat a pie, you ask "Who's in this?" or "Is this priest or poet?" or something similar, even if you're alone.

When you've finished said pie, you say "I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu" and leave.

When you friend says they're going for a haircut or a shave, you say "Good luck and be careful"

When they come back with their haircut/shave, you gasp and say "You survived!"

When you are trying to get someone's attention, you sing "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have you attention please!"

When somebody asks "What is that?" You answer with "It's priest, have a little priest."

You've called one of your female friends "Nellie" or "Mrs. Lovett".

You've called one of your male friends "Sweeney" or "Mr. Todd"

Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)

1. Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!!

2. You have the movie memorized

3. You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper

4. Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea"

5. You sing "My Friends" to your razor and/or kitchen knives

6. You have a strange fear of tea kettles.

Paste this on your profile if you have OSTD

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Behind the Mask by whatarefishfingers reviews
Johanna has finally run away with Anthony, leaving Judge Turpin to find a new ward. A younger ward, maybe even Prettier. Luckily, That Barber on Fleet Street has such a 14 year old daughter. Sequel to 'Thank You'. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,206 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Sweeney's Opportunity by JDeppIsMyLovely reviews
Mrs. Lovett finds Edward Scissorhands on the street and decides to take him home, but with revenge on his mind, will Sweeney have a different plan for this new arrival?
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Sweeney T.
Sweeney Todd meets A Series of Unfortunate Events by LaDyOfThEdArKeYeS reviews
What happens when "Sweeney Todd" and "A Series of Unfortunate Events" meet? Find out in this random crossover story
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,401 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Violet B., Anthony H. - Complete
Heaven's Light by Demolition.Lover.14 reviews
Benjamin was never sent away, Lucy was never raped. But a twist of events see to the transformation of Benjamin Barker to Sweeney Todd. Ben/Lucy, Sweeney/Lovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,515 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Sparrabeth by TheElejahDiaries reviews
What happens when Elizabeth Swann and her father are set adrift at sea and end up on the pirate island of Tortuga?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Return of Benjamin Barker by TheElejahDiaries reviews
Benjamin Barker returns and declares himself as Sweeney Todd and uses Mrs. Lovett to carry out his plan of revenge.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete
Katie Todd: The Demon Daughter of Fleet Street by ToddLover13 reviews
Katie Carter has lived in an orphanage for a good part of her life, until one strange couple adopts her. What adventures will the new family bring her? Some Sweenett moments. Rated T for blood and violence.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Truth or Dare? by iLuvJohnny reviews
A simple game of truth or dare quickly turns into something more...NOT SMUT!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Thunderstorms by iLuvJohnny reviews
Nellie is scared by a thunderstorm, and seeks comfort in a certain demon barber. Oneshot. Sweenett fluff.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Behind the Scenes by iLuvJohnny reviews
Behind the scenes of Alice in Wonderland. sorry, i suck at summaries.
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sweeney T., Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims - Complete
THE grand adventure of sorts by MadForHatter reviews
Yes... The ridiculous tale of what happened when me and my friend ended up in Sweeney Todd and then met up with certain other characters... I wonder what could happen... Please R&R! Rated T for language.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Sweeney T.
The Demon Daughter of Fleet Street by casketbuiltfortwo reviews
They torment, harrass, hurt me. But it's Todd now, Jamie Todd, and she will have her revenge. The sequel to "The Tragic Story That Is My Life"
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,593 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Musings of the Afternoon by gingerbritishgypsyelf reviews
After finishing his revenge plot, Sweeney Todd goes to the seaside as Mrs. Lovett said they should. He is apathetic, but he begins to notice changes in Mrs. Lovett. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
As Long As There's Christmas by Defying.Expectations reviews
A Sweeneyesque take on O. Henry’s classic Christmas tale, Gift of the Magi. Sweenett/Toddvett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Year Things Went Awry by SweeneyToddRocksMySocks reviews
This Christmas, Mrs. Lovett tries to make the season as bright as possible, for Toby and Mr. Todd. But unfortunately for them, nothing goes according to plan, or tradition. Can they still have a fantastic Christmas? Sweenet.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009
New Memories by LinkehCrescent reviews
Sweeney decides its time to make some new memories with Mrs. Lovett. Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Dead Delectable, Darling by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Mr. Todd knew that they wouldn't make a bad couple, and that was exactly the problem. Sweenett oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Mr Todd's Hand by x Lost Hero x reviews
Sweeney cuts his hand with his razor and needs Mrs. Lovett to clean it up. Sweenett. OneShot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
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Sweeney Todd Goes To School reviews
What would happen if you woke up and Sweeney Todd was in your house-and it's a school day? Sweeney Todd Goes to School!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sweeney T.
Their Daughter reviews
A 13 year old girl, Amanda gets sent to London by her Grandma. She soon discovers that her parents have a secret that only they know. What does Amanda do? Disclaimer: I don't own Mr. Todd or Mrs. Lovett, sadly.. I wish i could *sob*
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,240 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Caught In the Wrong Surf POTC oneshot reviews
Surfing is what it's all about here. Boys, the water, the food. It's perfect. Just don't sneak out at night, that's when the kraken comes along.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Kraken, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
8 To Fight reviews
What happens when 8 of Johnny Depp's characters are put in an arena and left to fight, until one and only one is standing? Find out.. who will win this fight?
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011