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Joined 10-28-11, id: 3379862, Profile Updated: 08-21-12
Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Star Ocean.

I like to remain inconspicuous on here, because this is like my Yaoi fix website, so it's awkward when people see the kind of crazy shit I read and write in my free time.

Name: I prefer that you call me by an alias, as I don't want some jackass with a Death Note getting ahold of my name and trying to kill me. People call me Spain, Antonio, Ton Ton, Toni, assorted variations of that, as well as some other random names that truly make no contextual sense.

Age: Approximately 14, however if you measure age starting at conception, I'll be 15 this Valentines Day.

Location: There are a million other places I wish I could be, but nope, 21st century, Canada. And no, I'm not going to "Eh?" for you because the only times I've ever heard people say that is in Azumanga Daioh, a JAPANESE anime. Stereotypes are usually funny and accurate but they could do much better with the Canadian stereotypes.

Race: Humanoid. Nah, that was a lie, I'm an elf. Tolkien style, none of those stupid wannabe elves from modern pop culture.


Favourite TV Show: Star Ocean EX, Lost, Hetalia

Favourite Movie: Hobo With A Shotgun, Saw series, Lord Of The Rings Trilogy

Favourite Artists: System of a Down, Mindless Self Indulgence


Fandoms that I'm Into:


Hetalia: Axis Powers is my main fandom as of now, partially because there is already such a huge existing fanbase and thus, it is convenient. I am in love with Star Ocean First Departure, Second Evolution and EX. I have been for several years, I never got over the phase. From time to time, I'll read some Gravitation or Lord Of The Rings stuff.. Really though, it's either Hetalia or just "Oh I watched this movie and these two characters were exremely cute together.. Let us browse the Yaoi fanbase! I can get into a lot of different fandoms.

Pairings that I deliberately search for because I give a shit (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER):

- Spain/Romano

- Legolas/Gimley Even though Gimley is an annoying ugly fuck! Shame, no one writes it very well.

- Cyuss/Phia

- Roddick/Ioshua

- Britain/America They can pull off sexy AS WELL AS cute, mushy nostalgia shit.

- Prussia/Hungary

- Germany/Italy IF DONE RIGHT ...which rarely happens.

- France/ Britain

- Hiroshi/Shuichi

- Eiri/Shuichi

- Mello/Matt

- Luke/Obi Wan

- Sam/Frodo

- Snape/Dumbledore

There's a lot more, but I honestly just don't feel like writing it all down.

Genres in which I typically read:

- Humour: Funny stuff. Brightens your life up, laughing your ass off like a crazy person is always fun.

- Romance: Mainly Yaoi, the occasional Yuri or Hetero.

- Parody: Because making fun of shit that people work hard on is always heartwarming. ;D

- Cute Mushy Nostalgia Shit: I know that it's not an official genre but I love it so it should be.

- 100% Plotless Smut: I'm extremely picky but it's still awesome. Inner pervert says "Yo", by the way.

Fanfiction that I write or would like to write:

- Romance: I don't even believe in real life love but in the fictional world, I'm a total sap for it.

- Humour: I am often told that I'm funny in the real world, but in Fanfiction, I fail. I want to succeed in making people laugh. Just once. More if possible, but I'd be happy with one funny story that people like.

- Cute Mushy Nostalgia Shit: I'd like to have written one just because I love it so.

- Adventure: I like writing about actual shit happening.

- 100% Plotless Smut: I'd like to try it but I'll have to escape the radar of my parents before that happens.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bed room for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another.


"Mummy... Johnny brought a gun to school. He told his friends that it was cool. And when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great crack. Mummy, I was a good girl. I did what I was told. I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold. But Mummy, when I went to school that day, I never said "Goodbye". I'm sorry Mummy. I had to go, but Mummy please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother. Mummy, please tell daddy that I love him very much. And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister that she is the only one now. And tell my dear sweet Grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best. Mummy, I'm not the first. I'm no better than the rest. Mummy, tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this, and please don't let this pass. Mummy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this. Mummy, warn the others. Mummy, I left without a kiss. And Mummy, tell the doctors that I know they really did try. I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry. Mummy, I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest. But Mummy, please remember: I'm in heaven with the rest. Mummy, I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack. Mummy, listen to me, if you would. I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new. I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the new Zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress. Mummy, I wanted to live. But Mummy, I must go now. The time is getting late. Mummy, tell my Chris that I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date. I love you Mummy. I always have. I know you know it's true, Mummy. All I wanted to say is "Mummy I love you".

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost. Please, if you would Pass this around, I'd be happy if you could. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in heart for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye".


Dead men lying on the bottom of the grave
Wondering when savior comes, is he gonna be saved
Maybe you're a sinner into your alternate life
Maybe you're a joker, maybe you deserve to die

They were crying when their sons left
God is wearing black
He's gone so far to find no hope
He's never coming back

They were crying when their sons left
All young men must go
He's come so far to find the truth
He's never going home

Young men standing on the top of their own graves
Wondering when Jesus comes, are they gonna be saved
Cruelty to the winner, bishop tells the king his lies
Maybe you're a mourner, maybe you deserve to die

-Soldier Side, System of a Down


List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

HETALIA!

1. Spain

2. England

3. Romano

4. France

5. Canada

6. America

7. Prussia

8. Japan

9. Austria

10. Hungary

11. Italy

12. Germany

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

America/Italy

Nope, I think I'd shoot someone if I read that.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

France

Yeah, I'd say he's pretty hot. Maybe a 9/10. Sexy hair, nice body, nice eyes, cute facial expressions... Okay now I'm ranting. It's shut up time now. xD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Germany/Japan

That's actually quite possible! Inner GerIta fangirl would be a bit cheesed off but a Germany/Japan mpreg might actually be interesting..

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Austria

Nothing with him by himself... I read one where he cheated on Hungary with Switzerland, the damn bastard. Besides the cheating and heartbreak and annoying perception of Hungary, it was quite interesting.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

England/America

It's almost as if I planned that! But I honestly didn't! Anyway, yes, they would make an adorable couple, I genuinely like USUK.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Canada/Austria OR Canada/Hungary

Hungary is sweet and nice and such, her personality might fit in with Canada's shyness quite well actually!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

What would happen if Prussia walked in on England and Germany kissing?

Prussia would probably pop a cap in West's ass. Does anyone even use that expression anymore? Because I liked it when it was used. And it fits this situation. Prussia would go apeshit. He'd be all "WEST?! WTF WHY ARE YOU MACKING WITH FRUKING SCONEBREATH?! TOTALLY UNAWESOME!! D:

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Spain/Japan

I haven't read/seen/whatever that because I think Japan belongs with Greece and Spain with Romano... but there are a bunch of crack pairings. I wouldn't be surprised.

9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Prussia/Germany

GERMANCEST! Damn I suck at titles... Some wurst and beer shit, that'd work, right?

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Romano

Well... I don't really list my friends.. I don't know where to draw the line between acquaintances and friends and besties for one... But anyway, I think he's hot! I haven't heard them actually say "Romano is hot" but it's a common unspoken truth that he is.

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

Italy

I tried drawing him once in a group shot. He was the only character I completely finished drawing. So yes, I suppose that I did.

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

England/France/Canada

Again with the lists: What the fuck! But yeah, I'm not one for three ways, I think you should choose one or the other or neither. But FrUK and FranAda are both popular pairings and I've heard of Britain/Canada so I think it could very well work. I'll bet someone would write it.

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Japan

Turning Japanese. If that's racist, well shit! But that just came to me and it's all I can think of.

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Spain/America/Germany

"Warning: This shit is fucking weird."

15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Canada

Earlier today, I read some Shota fic about Canada and Kumajiro. I was skimming though and I think I stopped reading near the end.

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Spain and Prussia are in a happy relationship until Prussia dumps Spain for Austria. Spain, broken hearted, goes on one date with Italy, has an unhappy breakup with Germany, then follows the wise advice of Canada and finds true love with Romano.

OMGWTFBBQ THIS IS A SIGN! THAT ACTUALLY WORKED OUT! I NEED TO WRITE THAT NOW!!

17) What title would you give this fic?

This Made Me Doubt My Atheism For A Split Second.

18) 10 invites 4 and 8 to their house for dinner.

Hungary invites France and Japan to their house for dinner.

That might be a tad awkward. I don't think that they all interact well together. I don't think they argue a lot or anything, but as far as I know, that's not going to become the new Bad Touch Trio.

6 and 11 are in the middle of a game of Scrabble.

America and Italy are in a game of Scrabble.

America pwns his ass like a badass hero. Italy makes some pasta.

3 and 5 show up drunk to 1 and 9’s joint birthday party.

Romano and Canada show up drunk to Spain and Austria's joint birthday party.

Canada goes and does some stupid shit, ends up with France, who is obviously invited and FranAda occurs. Romano confesses his love for Spain and they have a birthday fuck. Austria humps the piano.

Suggest a plot idea for a 3/11 fic.

Romano/Italy

I read an AmeCan kinda like this. Romano is the unpopular kid, Italy is cool, everyone loves him. But Italy secretly is in love with his brother. They start fooling around and shit because they share a room but they fear the thought of Grandpa Rome catching them because he frowns upon homosexuality and shares a view of disgust with the majority of the population on incest.

6 buys 9 a gift for their birthday?

America buys Austria a gift for their birthday.

Okay, then what? I guess Austria says thanks and opens it. It's a can of jelly beans with those springy snakes in it. America is all LOL, Austria is all WTF. The end. That was shit.


I am very interested in the debate relating the acceptance of corporal punishment and such. Hence my obession with the SAW movies as well as Death Note and Hobo With A Shotgun. I am team Jigsaw and Hobo all the way. John Kramer (Jigsaw) is justice. Same with Hobo. But I'm on L's side as for Death Note. I suppose it depends on the extent of it. Jigsaw gives them a second chance, it's a method of rehabilitation. Hobo kills only despicable criminals with no hope im their lives. He spares the good people, and he takes responsibility for his actions. Light kills using just a name and face. He never met those people. He doesn't allow them to repent their crimes. He kills all who oppose him. He kills to cover his own ass. That's not right. So, Team HoboJigsawJustice and Team anti-Kira.

In order of favouriteness:

SAW 3

SAW 1

SAW 4

SAW 3D

SAW 6

SAW 5

SAW 2

Hobo With A Shotgun

Death Note

That was pointless but I thought it was fun to make that list so yeah, I'm keeping it.


AWESOME QUOTES!


Hobo With A Shotgun


"Some people got beds to sleep on, where they can crawl under the covers and have a good night's rest. But other people, they don't got beds at all. Instead they gotta find an alleyway, or a park bench where some fucker's not gonna stab them. But just because they don't got beds doesn't mean they're homeless. 'Cause guess what? They've got the biggest home of any of us. It's called the streets! And right now, we're all standing in their home, so maybe we should show them some goddamn respect. If this is their home, they've got a right to keep it clean, don't they? And sometimes on the streets, a broom just ain't gonna fucking cut it. That's when you gotta get a shotgun!"

-Abby


"I think I'm okay now. I just tell my brain when I know I'm hurting. I just say I got nothing for you buddy... Nothing to make it go away, so just go to hell. And he goes. He's like a brother to me now and brothers fight sometimes."

-Hobo


[to a group of newborn babies] "I used to be like you... a long time ago. All brand new and perfect. No mistakes, no regrets. People look at you and think of how wonderful your future will be. They want you to be something special... like a doctor or a lawyer. I hate to tell you this, but if you grow up here, you're more likely to wind up selling your bodies on the streets, or shooting dope from dirty needles in a bus stop. And if you're successful, you'll make money selling junk to crackheads. And don't think twice about killing someone's wife, because you won't even know it's wrong in the first place. Maybe... you'll end up like me. A hobo with a shotgun."

-Hobo


SAW


"Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore."

-John Kramer


"I want to play a game."

-John Kramer


"Game Over."

-Various


"How much blood will you shed to stay alive?"

-John Kramer


"3 hours from now the door to this house will open. Unfortunately, you only have 2 hours to live."

-John Kramer


"Those who do not appreciate life do not deserve life."

-John Kramer


Xavier: [picking up Obi's note from Jigsaw] 'Obi'?
Jonas: What the fuck is a 'Obi'?
Obi: 'Ah-bi'. That's my name.


"You all possess the combination to the safe. Think hard. The numbers are in the back of your minds. The clue to their order can be found over the rainbow."

-John Kramer


"Live or die. Make your choice."

-Jigsaw


Requiem For A Dream


[examining her newly dyed hair] "Well then... what's orange? If this is red, I wanna know, What's orange?"

-Sara Goldfarb


"I don't think you'll be puttin' any more dope in that arm."

-Court Doctor


Elfen Lied


"The ones who aren't human are people like you!"

-Lucy


"When you're miserable, you need to make someone even more miserable than yourself."

-Lucy


"I pull the trigger, the gun goes off. The beach gets bloody and you get dead."

-Bando


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Dream turns into Reality by ChamiriHatake101 reviews
Romano's been having this dream ever since he moved to this one town and is getting annoyed. He doesn't remember who the boy in his dream is, but when he meets Antonio he has a sudden feeling come to him. What could the dreams be telling him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,970 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Faize & Lymle Reunite by ganchroi reviews
An FxL fanfiction - love the pairing! Hope you all enjoy! Please take the time to read it; I knows it's a bit long, but I spend a lot of time on it :)
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Faize S.B., Lymle L.P. - Complete
Silently Screaming by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
"You idiot! You have to stop- you're killing yourself! Moron...America...please, stop...I'm sorry..." **US/UK, ANGST, HARD YAOI**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - America, England/Britain
Voices by Citrus Fruit Monster reviews
Lovino just wanted a normal life with his Spanish boyfriend, Antonio. However, after an accident that will slowly cause little Lovino to lose his hearing, he gets a different story instead. Spain/S.Italy/Romano. Human names used. Rated for later events May change
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Britain's Drunk Texting Adventure by Lady Death of Nevada reviews
The Lonely Lady of Shallot and I were bored so we wrote this TOGETHER! : Britain's drunk again but this time he has his phone and is texting EVERYONE! Rated M for cursing and things that are hinted at. Please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
More Than Lust by BAYBAY841 reviews
Why did the Spaniard always hope for the impossible? That Romano would come to him one day, confessing his feelings, and they would make LOVE? That they would cry out each others names, he could hold the Italian, wake up the next morning, and he would still be there?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,150 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Morning Surprise by myotakuchan reviews
After Romano having a very sexual dream about Spain and waking up with a... Surprise, how will Spain react? Spamano, Rated M *has future plans*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Touch of Sunshine by lightinthehall reviews
He never wanted anyone to touch him, much less get close to him. That was before Alfred. Now he wants cuddles, kisses, everything. He imagines that Alfred touches like the sunshine. Prompt: Matthew has a fear of being touched.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Virgin Island by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America realizes he's never had any sexy times with England, but very much wants to. But for some reason, no matter how hard he tries, or how kinky he gets, England bolts! America thinks he just needs to be more creative and even kinkier, but he never even considers that England is actually a virgin. SURPRISE! Cracky USUK, America's POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Total Conquest of Pretty Boy by Shizuka Aralia reviews
So my life totally sucked just then. Like seriously it did. But then this random guy named Toris like totally tripped on my foot. LietXPoland AU M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,932 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Poland, Lithuania
What is love? by Laelia17 reviews
Baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me...NO MORE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Carnations and Lilies by BAYBAY841 reviews
'Wrong… this is wrong… so wrong…' was all he could think right now. France was now only holding Romano's wrists with one hand, the other was unbuttoning the his shirt. Romano has been raped by France. It's up to Spain to help Romano heal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,163 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Giving It Time by FMB reviews
AU with a jobless Italian, a strict hardworking policeman, some drug dealers from all over the world, and a gentleman-like conman. Spamano, GerIta, USUK, Japanada, and even a little KumaCanada. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,930 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
His Favorite Customer by chibi-excel reviews
Romano has moved to America with his family, where they opened up a restaurant. There he gets the pleasure of having the bad touch trio as customers. He then has the luck of a certain Spaniard deciding to go after him. Spamano Prucan GerIta sebsea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,160 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Don't Bet on Love by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
The tale of two brothers, unlucky in life and in love...especially Prussia, until he meets a beautiful young waitress and her room mate Italy, who just so happens to like the blond German type, but which brother will be the first to get laid?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,512 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
If Then by MaijiMary Huang reviews
Would you believe a man who claims to have fallen from the sky? A reimagining of the SO2 story, if Claude hadn't landed so conveniently in Shingo Forest. Dias' perspective. UPDATED: let me tell you something about fate.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,978 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Dias F., Claude C.K.
Matt's Punishment by I'm-Her-Mattie reviews
Mello hears a rumor and has to punish Matt. MattXMello. Yaoi. Bondage. Hot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
BBxL fanfic by XxfangirlxX reviews
lemons and shiz...my first lemons btw...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2011 - BB, L - Complete
Innocence by Europe28 reviews
The English nation gave a slight groan, clutching at his chest with one hand, and trying to control Alfred's feet with the other. "Now, now," Francis arrived with obedient little Matthew in toll, "you mustn't kick England, he's not as tough as you,"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,188 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
You'll never know wtf the camera was for by Jolly jamacian janitor reviews
I wrote a REAL slash for Bill and Ted, Yes the long awaited, very hard to find SLASH!
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
What He Doesn't Know by Tori Lynn Leblanc reviews
Mikoto doesn't keep any secrets from Akira. They're best friends. But there's one big secret that Akira's keeping to himself, and it's tearing him apart. Mikoto/Akira. Rated M for a reason.
Princess Princess - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,629 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Mikoto Y., Akira S. - Complete
Naughty by Kay-chanLufU reviews
Shuichi's been bad, and Eiri takes it upon himself to punish the boy! Warning, contains slight S&M, spanking and language.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Empathy by Ukiby3000 reviews
A one-shot turned into a 'in chapters' fic. An alternate take on how Lupin and Jigen got to meet and get involved with each other. Lots of gayness all around and the addition of a mature scene for good measure.
Lupin III - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Jigen, Lupin - Complete
Reversal of Fortune by yunakitty reviews
Poor Ashton. He's had bad luck his entire life. Cursed, clumsy, and awkward. Who would could ever love him? Well, someone quite surprising. Yaoi, one-shot.
Star Ocean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Dias F., Ashton A. - Complete
Real for a Night by dmnq8 reviews
As far as human experiences were concerned, Buzz thought this was as good a place to start as any. He was curious about it for one, and for another.../Yaoi, twoshot. For SasuNaruForever17. Disclaimer in my profile.
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Woody, Buzz Lightyear - Complete
Those Tails by Queen of All Cosmos reviews
A very short story of Ronyx and the boys at the bath house. Ronyx shares his wonders about the mystery of Roak's tails.
Star Ocean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Ronyx J.K., Roddick F. - Complete
A Barrel For Ashton by Miotis Kain reviews
It would happen on Ashton's birthday. Dias x Ashton... but there are more characters than just them this time, I swear!
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/27/2004
Him by soHoTmyprecious reviews
MP Pippin fantises about Merry
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Claude the Jerk by Question the Majority reviews
The sequel to 'Ashton's Not Gay', written by request. This time, poor Claude is the object of ridicule. [Rated PG for Bowman.]
Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2002 - Complete
Ashton's Not Gay! by Question the Majority reviews
Ashton discovers the unsettling trend in Star Ocean 2 fanfics of saying that he's gay. He then sets out to prove that he is, indeed heterosexual... and fails miserably. [Rated T for subject matter... and Bowman]
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/31/2002 - Complete
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Oceanic 815 reviews
The nations are on a plane, but it crashes on a strange island. Lost references, bad language. SpaMano PruCan USUK GerIta RoChi GiriPan etc. Please read: it's a lot better than this crappy summary :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Prelude To Insanity
Cyuss' perspective on Roddick's final disappearance and what happened before and after in his quest to become strong. Leading up to his loneliness and insanity, he remembers the good times and the bad and finally realizes that he misses his rival.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Cyuss W., Roddick F.