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Joined 10-28-11, id: 3379984, Profile Updated: 01-30-14
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and House of Night.

Hi,

you are now on youjustdontgettit or known by her friends 'bitch number 1''s profile.

I'm quite committed to writing so I'd really like if you'd reveiw my story to show that you've read it.

Thanks.

By the way I have another account on fictionpress.com under exactly the same name as fanfiction.

I've also got my own poetry website called Gothpoems please VISIT!!!!. Enjoy. :D

Here are some cool quotes that I stole from either other people's profiles or the internet so if you recognise these from your profile don't assume I'm a theif assume I like your profile XP!

(if you like these too feel free to put them on you profile!)

The awkward moment when you realise you’re chewing on a borrowed pen.

The awkward moment when your nan beats up the local gang.

The awkward moment when your faking a phone call and your phone rings.

The awkward moment when you walk into the wrong classroom.

The awkward moment when you step out of the house and you realise you are too sexy for your shirt.

That awkard moment when you arrive at your detention early and theres a load of kids still in class...

Can’t sorry, walking my unicorn.
Can’t sorry, walking my dinosaur.
Can’t sorry, taking my nan to a rave.
Can’t sorry, it’s my pet snails 100m race today.
Can’t sorry, I died from not forwarding chain mail.

"When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell."

"WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff."

"When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them."

"Always forgive your enemies. But make sure you've punched them first."

"all I want from you is your love... and your credit card details!"

"your an amazing friend and my loyalties will always lie with you, but if the zombies come after us, I'm gonna' have to trip you."

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm not a bitch I'm just honest

I'm not a weirdo I'm just not like you

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

GUYS i'M SO SORRY i HAVEN'T POSTED, i HAVE JUST BEEN SO SWAMPED WITH MY GCSE COURSEWORK, HW AND A NOVEL I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING...SOWWIE :3

BTW: I AM STILL WRITING CHAPTERS OF THE STORIES, I JUST HAVEN'T POSTED THEM YET

FORGIVE ME, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO XD

XXX

MWA-MWA

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The Black Rose by Arnavi reviews
Clarissa had never believed in vampires until she was turned into one herself. Nurtured by the Cullens and the among strongest vampires to exist,manipulated by the Volturi to be a member of their coven, she finds love in their secret weapon - Alec Volturi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,372 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Alec
I Still Can't Get Over It by BNewfang reviews
What happens after Breaking Dawn part 2? After Jasper leaves with Maggie and Alice tells Bella she has feelings for her. Will Bella give up Edward for a life with Alice? And what about Renesmee? What does she think about Auntie Alice acting weird around Mommy? Alice/Bella story. Permanent Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Alice, Bella
Moonlight Unleashed by AmandaMandy reviews
Sequencia de Moonlight Shadow. Renesmee achava que nada podia separá-los. Mas nem ela mesma sabia o quanto estava errada. ESSA FIC É UMA SEQUENCIA, LEIA A ANTERIOR PARA ENTENDÊ-LA.
Twilight - Rated: T - Portuguese - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 269,083 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
I'm Back by carly513 reviews
Bella was bullied by Edward,Rosalie,Jasper,and Alice. One day she has enough,her and her brother Emmett go to live with their mom nd Phil. Now she a famous model working for Victoria's Secret. She needs a break and goes back to Forks. Full Summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Bella, Edward
Venomous Love by Emerau reviews
When was the last time she said she loves me? Emmett can't remember those words in Rose lips. At the same moment, she whispers: "Perhaps tonight I will be no more..." M for Explicit content, violence, depression. Mild language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie
Bitter Betty by LovingYou92 reviews
Leah's thoughts before the newborn battle in Eclipse. Warning: Contains swearing and a bit of Bella Bashing. Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Leah - Complete
Destined by saxygal reviews
My version of the next H.o.N. It picks up after Awakened so SPOILERS. I also don't own H.o.N. Rated T for later chapters.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,843 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011
Filling in the missing Pieces by YeseniaMF reviews
What if Jacob never imprinted on Renesmee and the Wolves never helped in the great battle? This is a story about Renesmee and her visit to Charlie's. Lemons later on. Bad at summaries. Please Read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Putting Bella Back Together by spintheblackcircle reviews
In Cannon - After Charlie is murderd by Victoria, Bella turns to alcohol and the gang down at La Push to comfort her. The Cullens return to save Bella when Alice sees she will be next on Victoria's list. But Bella may not be so eager for their help.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,179 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Girls get there own back by Mystery Girl 01 reviews
The boys insult the girls. Its time for Rose, Alice and Bella to take action but what have they got instore for the boys? Rated M for lemons and mature theams. OOC LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS and a few more LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Complicated Renesmee And Jacob Tale by Nessie.Cullen.Loves.Jake reviews
Renesmee is 17, and anything but innocent and sweet. Shes out all night and parties way to much. Jake is less than thrilled. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Scarlet Veil by Savage Sonnet reviews
Even Zoey Redbird isn't as invincible as we thought. She is going to die one day like the rest of us. But her death is going to come a lot sooner than even she thought it would. Zoey Redbird is going to reject the Change, but that isn't the end of her.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Zoey R.
Learning what love realy is by Leyton Lover100 reviews
Edward and Alice cheat on Bella and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Nessie: The Awakening by punk.goes.crunk reviews
Nessie's a slut. Read inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
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Tainted reviews
Zoey flees the Tulsa House of Night after her horrific encounters with Neferet, but although everything has gone wrong for her in Tulsa, theres something waiting for her in Chicago...set after Chosen instead of Untamed
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Zoey R., J. Stark
Witching Hour reviews
What if Rosalie never agreed to help Bella save her daughter? What if the Cullens found a way to destroy the 'killer fetus' before learning that Renesmee wouldn't kill Bella? What if two families were ripped apart due to one terrible mistake?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
Disconnected
Set during Destined when Erin and Shaunee have their fight. Erin has gone AWOL and only Shaunee can get her to come back. But more importantly, does she want to? Now, Shaunee has to choose between the girl she wants to be and the girl who used to her friend.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Shaunee C., Erin B.
Bray reviews
Brayden Swan moves away from Sunny Arizona, popularity and a loving mother, to rain and depression because of his fights with his small minded stepfather, Phil and it doesn't take too long to work out that there's something not quite right about the place. CRAP SUMMARY READ IT ANYWAY :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012
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