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A Wonderful World Of Magic by StargateNerd reviews
Arthur Kirkland gets roped into doing his civic duty and takes the position of History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle pursues a mysterious possibly immortal Canadian. Francis Bonnefoy and Luna Lovegood play matchmaker, though not necessarily at the same time. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,293 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Luna L., England/Britain, Greece
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 34,281 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Winry's New Automail Designs by iTorchic reviews
Winry has gotten ahold of some new designs for Edward's automail and they go from useful to epic to downright strange. Things are going to get crazier, that's for sure! Semi-crack. Similar to my story '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of HQ'. I hope you enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010
Locked up with HIM by Fantasia V reviews
"Dear Roderich and Gilbert, I've decided to lock the two of you in the house for a month to let you… get along better. You probably hate me now, but I'm ready to bet my frying pan that when you're all lovey-dovey at the end, you'll thank me. Elizaveta "
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,492 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Prussia, Austria
Substitute Teachers by EmilySamara reviews
Okay... title kinda sucks but makes sense. The Big 8 have been assigned a special mission: to become temporary substitute teachers at an American high school! With "normal" names and knowledge to rival a computer, what could possibly... go... wrong...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,943 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011
Turning Tables by ignorethisiwas12 reviews
In the halls of his own home he finds himself trapped. He can choose to turn away now, avoid the confrontation that is sure to occur… but doing that would be too let Gilbert walk away, leave his home and never come back. Songverse Continuity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,575 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Someone Like You by ignorethisiwas12 reviews
"It's been a long time Gilbert... half a lifetime." "Not for us." he spits the words out, like they leave a bitter taste in his mouth. "It's nothing when you live forever... Are you happy Roderich?" Songverse Continuity
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,321 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Greek Mythtalia by LobsterSalad reviews
Greek Myths in a whole new perspective. Join the old heroes and gods on their adventures, but with a totally new twist in their personalities. Crack, crack, and more crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,739 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011
Poor, poor Latvia by EmoChickOfDeath reviews
A Latvia torture drabble with a hint of EstoniaXLatvia. Warnings: Gore, torture, slight yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Latvia, Russia - Complete
Cadenza by Operamuse reviews
Elizaveta believes she hates him even though she wants him, and Roderich is desperately trying not to cross the line with his servant. Eventually they will succumb and find themselves falling in more ways than one. Austria X Hungary. Rated M for a reason!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,350 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Austria, Hungary
Breaths Of Sweet Air by Mingamelon reviews
A trip to the dentist's turns chaotic when a certain mischievous, cupcake loving 2P decides to tag along with America, turning the use of laughing gas into something more... erotic. One-Shot, 2pUK1pUS smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Good Boy by Domomomo reviews
If Russia was gentle, sweet to him and ONLY him, Latvia would be his puppy. Russia/Latvia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
I Held The Pen, He Wrote The Words by Mingamelon reviews
It all started with Prussia stealing Austria's pens, delaying his work for the afternoon. Armed with a feather quill and quick thinking, Austria might be able to turn this game around. One-Shot, PrussiaAustria smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Why is Mama Moaning? by QuartzApple reviews
Sealand can't sleep - and hears an interesting noise coming from Sweden and Finland's bedroom. So, naturally, he decides to investigate. Much awkwardness ensues, complete with The Talk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Sealand
Trust Me by Miko Akako reviews
Dave and Sebastian right outside Breadstix after the scene with Kurt and Dave during 'Heart.' Contains spoilers for 3x13. Rating for Language. Implied Kurtofsky and Seblaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - D. Karofsky, Sebastian S. - Complete
The Awesome World Of Disney by Mingamelon reviews
Prussia shows up at Austria's house with a huge box full of DVDs. That means only one thing: movie night! A small collection of Disney-themed PrussiaAustria drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Hetalia Truth or Dare by otakuandproud123 reviews
Hurr hurr, I'm back! This is NOT in chat/script format. Rated M because... well, it's Truth or Dare. You never know what's gonna pop up here!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011
And Yes, He's Awesome by KaoruTheRandomBookworm reviews
In a world where Germany isn't Holy Rome, he is raised by Prussia and Prussia is practically normal. But one day changes it all when we find out how Prussia became "Awesome."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
A Sweet Birthday Surprise by Fantasia V reviews
Roderich is preparing a cake for Gilbert's birthday, but who should burst in but Gilbert himself! Roderich Gilbert A hell lot of extra whipped cream SMUT Quick one shot I made b/c tomorrow is the Awesome Prussia's birthday !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Hetalia Carols for the Christmas Season by iTorchic reviews
Tired of the same old Christmas carols every single year? Well, here's some new songs such as "Mother Russia's Coming to Town", "Hit the Bars", "Oh Germany", "I saw Sweden Kissing Santa Claus", and much more. Updated everyday till Christmas. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
The Russia that Stole Christmas by KaoruTheRandomBookworm reviews
Russia doesn't like Christmas as muct as the other nations. In fact, he hates it. Too much noise and singing and all he wants is for his sister to come back. Maybe if he steals Christmas, he can be lonely in piece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Russia, Ukraine - Complete
Counting Scars by Mingamelon reviews
After a prank blows up in his face, Prussia finds out Austria's most guarded secret, and the reason he dresses so modestly. One-shot, PrussiaAustria.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
He Who Holds The Bow Makes The Rules by Mingamelon reviews
Prussia and Austria have an agreement: when Austria is at the piano, Prussia will lead in the night's affairs. But when Austria is playing the violin... One-shot, AustriaPrussia smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Stupid, Stupid Love by jmp22895 reviews
Romano decides he never wants to fall in love. Heck, who would love him back anyway? But Spain, hearing Romano's plight, decides to help Romano find love! ...oh wait...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,090 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Sweet Addictions by Mingamelon reviews
In an attempt to help Prussia kick his smoking habit for good, Austria suggests that he put something else in his mouth instead. One-Shot, PrussiaAustria smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Halloween by Lillian Cooke reviews
One Halloween night, Elisaveta is all alone in her big house. She gets a surprise visitor. AusHun fanfic with a bit of Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
A Matter Of Timing by Mingamelon reviews
Prussia, having recently discovered his kink of getting intimate in public places, has a problem: he and Austria are always getting caught in the act. One-shot, PrussiaAustria smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
The Nation of Oz by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
A Wizard of Oz parody staring Liechtenstein. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 44,075 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Liechtenstein, Belarus - Complete
Our Family's Bed by Mingamelon reviews
Unable to sleep during a stormy night, Holy Roman Empire and Italy ask Hungary and Austria to tell them a bedtime story. One-shot, HREChibitalia and AustriaHungary fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Holy Roman Empire, N. Italy - Complete
Lessons In Discord by Mingamelon reviews
Prussia decides he wants to learn how to play the piano, much to Austria's dismay. One-shot, PrussiaAustria smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Where Are You Now by otakuandproud123 reviews
Holy Rome isn't dead and Italy knows it. After all, he made a promise to him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Jeans by Lord Dionysus reviews
Kurt makes a bet that Blaine cant pass up and Finn thinks its hysterical please review
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Hetalia Music Meme by otakuandproud123 reviews
Is it even a meme anymore? Anyway, I chose England and America for this. USxUK forever, biotch!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Electric by Domomomo reviews
"You gotta learn your place. And for tonight…" He latched the leash he had been fiddling with onto her collar, tugging it roughly so her face was mere centimeters from his. "You're mine." Dub-con Prussia/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Invasion in 3 Phases by ThnksFrThMmrz reviews
Prussia has a plan: To invade Austria's house and personal space in 3 phases. He just can't let those other feelings slip. PrussiaXAustria, M for sexytimes. This summary absolutely sucks. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Homeland by Operamuse reviews
An Austrian song reveals feelings of love between two nations. RoderichXElizaveta. Rated M for Lemon in part two.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Oh Canada by jmp22895 reviews
Today is Canada's birthday. And he's sure that this time everyone will remember. It'll be his best birthday ever! ...Right? Oneshot. Happy Canada Day everyone!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Canada - Complete
Greecey Had A Little Kitten by KaoruTheRandomBookworm reviews
Fluff. What if Mary and Her Little Lamb were actually Greece and his cute little kitten. Kittens are not allowed in conference because they are too distracting. Germany will not allow this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Greece - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/26/2011 - France - Complete
Prussian Blue by Domomomo reviews
There, in the middle of the large bed, was Elizabeta, dressed in nothing but lingerie composed of silky lace. Not white lace, however; blue. Prussian blue. HIS blue. Prussia/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
Pretty Pretty Princess by Shatterdoll reviews
In the end they all knew that only one of them could be the Pretty Pretty Princess. Pure shameless crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
The Amazing Sexcapades of Gilbo and Eliza by Domomomo reviews
Today, Gilbert and Elizabeta decided to have sex, but everything went to hell. FML
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Prussia, Hungary
Poetry by Gilbert by Domomomo reviews
20 poems written by the awesome Prussia, created solely to express his awesome and share it with those who care to see...and everyone else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Prussia - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Alliance by Domomomo reviews
If Hungary wanted to grow a penis he shouldn't prancing around with that chick Poland...or so Prussia says. Hungary/Poland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Bound to Have Fun by Operamuse reviews
Harry always hated the parties at Malfoy Manner, but this time Draco has something different in mind for the after party. Contains Slash sex, light bondage, PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Peach and the Missing Muffin by Flare Dragoness Reshiram reviews
Peach just wants her frickin' chocolate chip muffin. Who the heck took it? ...And what's up with Link and Mr. Sock? Insanity and retardedness ensue!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Peach - Complete