Author has written 3 stories for Mortal Instruments.
Hello, my name is Charlotte. I am currently thirteen years of age, so that means I'm "innocent". If you think that is true, then I pity you for you know nothing. Now, moving on from the weird stuff, let's get to the good stuff!
Favorite book series : The Mortal Intruments Series
Favorite character : Magnus Bane
Favorite pairing : Malec (Magnus Alec) Sebmon (SebastianxSimon)
Least favorite pairing : ValentinexJocelyn, MaiaxSimon, AlecxJace, ClaryxSimon
Favorite TV show : Glee
Favorite character : Kurt Hummel
Favorite pairing : Klaine (Kurt Blaine)
Least favorite pairing : Kurofsky (Kurt Karofsky), Seblaine (Sebastian Blaine)
Favorite musical : A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel
Favorite anime show : Ouran High School Host Club
Favorite character : Hikaru Hitachiin
Favorite pairing : HikaruxKaoru, TamakixHaruhi
Least favorite pairing : Don't have one! :D
Favorite band: Black Veil Brides
Obsession: Adam Lambert
Why: Because he is a fucking sex god, that's why! He is just so...UNF! Take me now...
Shipping: Adommy (Impossible shippings are fun, no? ;))
DeviantArt - KlaineMalecLover
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Facebook - We need to be better friends than that, sweetie. ;)
Twitter - @Glambert1223
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Youtube - Imma change it...but it is icecreamlover459 (I'm not fat, I swear! I don't know, I was hungry when i made it! T_T)
Yahoo - firstname.lastname@example.org (I am trusting you with this, don't abuse it or you shall be blocked!)
New addiction: Death Note
Favorite Character: L, duh!!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Eww...gross!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night (sometimes)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
"Dear Edward and Jacob. I adore you both. But I'm spending the weekend with Jace. Sorry!" by Stepenie Meyer
The Mortal Instruments Pledge:
I promise to remember Jace, whenever someone is being sarcastic.
I promise to remember Clary, whenever someone is very artistic.
I promise to remember Jocelyn, when I see a loving mother.
I promise to remember Jonathon, when I see a horrible brother.
I promise to remember Luke, when I see a dog walk by me.
I promise to remember Simon, when someone says they won't bite me.
I promise to remember Isabelle, whenever I feel brave.
I promise to remember Raphael, when I see someone dig a grave.
I promise to remember Alec, when somone is very protective.
I promise to remember Magnus, whenever someone is really productive.
I promise to remember Maia, when someone is very tough.
I promise to remember Valentine, when someone is very rough.
I promise to remember TMI,
Always and always!
Mortal Instruments Quiz
List 10 Mortal Instruments Characters
1. Magnus Bane
2. Maryse Lightwood
3. Jace Wayland/Morgenstern/Lightwood/Herondale
4. Isabelle Lightwood
5. Sebastian Verlec/Jonathan C. Morgenstern
6. Max Lightwood
7. Luke Garroway/Lucian Graymark
8. Jocelyn Fairchild/Morgenstern/Fray/Garroway/Graymark
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Magnus) Scream, coz I think he's a murderer for a second, then fangirl over the fact that he is there, and then die coz I look like crap
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Jace) I would look at him funny and ask him to leave.
Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Sebastian/Jonathan) I wouldn't eat it, I would probably just smash a knife over his head.
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Max) I would just stare at his adorable face and teel him that he was going to die in book 3.
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Luke/Lucian) I would just be standing there like, "Bu-but, what about my daddy? Mummy didn't cheat on Daddy! D':"
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Jocelyn) What the fuck, Jojo!? *pours hot coffee on her* While your in the hospital, your daughter is fucking saving the damn world!
Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Hodge) Shut up, bitch. -_-
Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Alec) D': Please don't hate me, Allie-bear! I looooove you!
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Magnus) He would fuck there asses up with some black sparks! Then, we can go SHOPPING!
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do? (Maryse) She would be a mum and freak out, of course. Then, she'd probably give me this whole speech about "being careful" and shit
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Jace) A snarky remark about my age and how he was much more "accomplished by then". Also, he would give me a chance to just look at him. :3
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Isabelle) She'd put that fire out with her sass! :D
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Sebastian/Jonathan) He'd let me make a fool of myself, then probably kill me. :(
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (Alec, Magnus) Magnus would fucking punch me in the face, take away my glitter, punch me in the face again, and make-out with Alec. Then, he'd let me watch them have smex. :D
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Luke/Lucian) He'd offer to go wolf on them and probably drive me to Magnus's house so I could ask about make-up and shit. :)
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Jocelyn) Make me a fucking amazing PB&J sandwich. Fuck yeah!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Alec) Stare at me with the "Alec stare" and then probably tell me to shut up and go on and on about why he likes guys better, my laughing being in there about 4 times.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Magnus) He's Magnus fucking Bane! He's sparkly, hot, sarcastic, sweet, caring, magical, and...just all around amazing! :D
Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. (Maryse, Jocelyn) Since when did we have yuri in here!? Oh...oh wait, there's Aline. :/
You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along? (Jace) A) He's dating Clary B) His parents are dead C) I'm underage and 7) I'm in love with Magnus. :3
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (isabelle, Jocelyn) WTF!? What is up with all these yuri couples!? I WANT YAOI!!! *runs away to watch Magnus and alec have smex*
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Sebastian/Jonathan, Max) Of course he would! With a hammer...
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Max) I would slap him across the face and scream, "THIS IS WHY CASSIE KILLED YOU!"
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Luke) I know I'm dmn sexy, but staring is rude. ;)
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? (Jocelyn) Fuck you, bitch! STOP WITH THE YURI! T-T
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Alec, Magnus) In order: double-take, fangirl, fangirl, fangirl, fangirl, die from the adorableness, come back to life, fangirl, take a picture, write a novel about it, star in a movie about it, build a house about it, fangirl, ask to join, die happy, watch them have smex from Heaven.
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (Jace, Isabelle) Uhmm...I hope they aren't killing each other...or worse, PLAYING DORA THE EXPLORER! D':
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Magnus, Max) Never! ALEC IS THE ONLY ONE FOR MAGGIE-BEAN!
Would 2 trust 5? (Maryse, Sebastin) No! He killed her fucking son and countless others! FUCK NAH!
Number 4 is bored and pokes 7. What happens after that?. (isabelle, Luke/Lucian) Isabelle would just examine her nails while Luke would be all, "WTF just happened..."
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Sebastian/Jonathan, Magnus) Sebby - Evil 101
Magnus - How to make sex last soooo long, that it breaks the record! :D ...and Fashion
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Max, Jace) PANCAKES! :D
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Luke/Lucian, Hodge) Luke - Lumberjack! :D Or, Dog Whisperer ;)
Hodge - collage proffessor. (I know I spelled both wrong! :D)
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Jocelyn, Sebastin/Jonathan) No, Jocelyn would kill him. :) Wait...then yes! ;)
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Hodge, Max) Uhmm...no, I don't think so. :3
1 accidentally kicked 10? (Magnus, Alec) Alec would probably glare at Magnus but stop once he saw the adorable and guilty face of his lover. Then, Alec would drag Magnus into the bedroom and fuck his brains out. :)
2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen? (Maryse, Hodge) Does he even have access to a compooper?
7 won the lottery? (Luke/Lucian) Congrats! :D Buy me some candy! ;)
8 had quite a big secret? (Jocelyn) No shit, Sherlock. -_-
9 became a singer? (Hodge) WTF!? Only certain old people can pull that off! GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE, YOU CUNT!
10 got a daughter? (Alec) D'awwwwwww!!! Name her Alexandria! Do it, do it, do it! :D
What would 1 think of 2? (Magnus, Mayrse) Well, she is her boyfriend's mum, and she doesn't mind that Alec is gay so...he probably thinks she's a cool cat. :3
How would 3 greet 7? (Jace, Luke/Lucian) "Hey there, wassup man--err--werewolf? ;)"
What would 7 envy about 5? (Luke/Lucian, Sebastian/Jonathan) Uhmm...that he can get passed the Shadowhunters so easily. :)
What dream would 5 have about 6? (Sebastian/Jonathan, Max) Probably him reministing his death...
What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Max, Luke/Lucian) Glasses! :D
What would make 7 angry at 8? (Luke/Lucian, Jocelyn) Cheating or lying
Where would 8 meet 9? (Jocelyn, Hodge) Uhmm...the Circle reunions?
What would make 10 scared of 1? (Alec, Magnus) The fact that he is carrying a ton of make-up and lots of tight clothes and he is walking straight for him. ;)
Is 3 Gay? (Jace) ...yeah, Clary is just his beard. He lusts over Simon's sweet ass. *rolls eyes*
Magnus Bane Sparklier than Edward since the 13th Century (This is a lie...Magnus was born in the 17th century! lol)