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List your twelve favorite Harry Potter Characters in no particular order:
1. Draco Malfoy
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Ten Reasons that Being Gay is (Not) Wrong
01) Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we only have one religion in the country.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.