The Weapon Master
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Joined 10-29-11, id: 3382735, Profile Updated: 01-23-15
Author has written 10 stories for One Piece, Assassin's Creed, Web Shows, Sly Cooper, and Batman.

Little bit about myself.

Likes: Reading; Writing (do I even need to put that -_-'); reading/watching anime and manga; listening to music; playing video games; Harems - does not have to have sex (although there's nothing wrong with that XP), but I like well written Guy x Harem (not Yaoi) stories

Dislikes: People who bitch about stuff and don't do anything, but if you complain and do something about it, that's cool; Yaoi (nothing against those who like/write it, but you will not recruit me)


Anime/Manga I've Read/Watched: One Piece (three words: Oda created CRACK), Fullmetal Alchemist, Sora no Otoshimono/Heaven's Lost Property, Rosario Vampire, Fairy Tail, Bleach, Eyeshield 21, Hellsing, Bakuman, Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, High School of the Dead, AnoHana (I'd heard it was sad...but my body was not ready)

Other things I enjoy: Batman (I got into this late, and I regret it)

Favorite Video games (series in bold): Batman: Arkham _, Legend of Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, Kingdom Hearts, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Pokémon (always fun to play if your social calendar is empty...T_T) God of War, Assassin's Creed, Uncharted 2, Dante's Inferno, Sly Cooper


Pairs I Like/Support (ones in bold are the ships I plan to go down with):

One Piece

Luffy x Nami: Do I even need to justify the sheer awesomeness of this pairing

Luffy x Robin: ... Don't look at me like that -_-; this one is another of my favorites, and is a close second to LuNa

Luffy x Harem: I find the idea of Luffy being surrounded by an enormous number of women to be HILARIOUS (he doesn't even try)

Zoro x Robin: These two really click for me, I like a good Franky x Robin fic as well, but these two seem more alike, and the only argument I get is that she is older than him.

Legend of Zelda

Link x Midna (Twilight Princess): *shrug* this just fits better for me

Kingdom Hearts

Sora x Kairi: I don't even need to justify this, it's obvious

Ventus x Aqua: Screw Terra, he's not messing with early Sora x Kairi

Sly Cooper

Sly Cooper x Carmelita M. Fox: I played the game(s) and dammit if the chemistry these two have isn't incredible.

Batman

Batman/Bruce Wayne x Catwoman/Selina Kyle: The perfect balance of wrong and two people not giving a damn about it.

Bats/Bruce x Wonder Woman/Diana Prince: Close second to BatCat, since nothing really beats that.

Bats/Bruce x Harem: Bruce/Bats has a lot of potential "partners" so to speak, and you know he's probably tapped most of the ladies (super powers or no) in Gotham (and arguably the DC universe)


There are rules, believe it or not: Laws of Anime

What really happened: 4Kids

The quote of the century is:

"If you can't astound them with your intelligence, baffle them with your bullshit."

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Thingies by nekked reviews
Drabble-thingies about a girl and her moron. Er, captain. — Luffy/Nami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 16,061 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Luffy, Nami
Santa Baby by Alastair reviews
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me, I've been an awfully naughty girl, Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Simmer by nekked reviews
What else is there now, but to make this spot beside him constantly hers. — Natsu/Yukino; fluff
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Natsu D., Yukino A. - Complete
for forever and a little longer by akurosa reviews
She would leave them one day. For a fleeting moment though, Nami wished she didn't have to. Luffy, Zoro and Nami friendship.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Luffy, Zoro, Nami - Complete
I Had Forgotten by nekked reviews
Luffy, in one fell swoop, unknowingly rejects the efforts of Nami and her geez-tourage to make herself more attractive, and reminds her why she fell for him in the first place. — LuNa; fluff
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
Awesome Captain Usopp's Sweet Revenge Master Plan by Ace's Shadow Girl reviews
Request from Mitsuko-chama. Usopp wants to get payback on Luffy, but it works out pretty twisted in the end...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Panther King of the Shinigami by Sabaku no Kyuubi reviews
What if Grimmjow had died after his 3rd fight with Ichigo? What if his zanpakutou had picked Ichigo as it's new owner? IchiHarem.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 180,946 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
ItsyBitsyTeenyWeeny by New Neon reviews
The boys on Merry are doing the laundry when they come across what is perhaps the smallest piece of underwear ever created. Interesting revelations ensue. Implied Nami/Luffy
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Luffy, Nami
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A Special Anniversary reviews
Bruce decides to spend an important moment of his life with someone very special.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 1/31 - [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] - Complete
Stolen Heart
Now, more than ever, Carmelita realizes just what it is that Sly stole from her. Spoilers for Thieves in Time.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Carmelita F. - Complete
Above and Beyond the Call of Duty reviews
A simple mission. Yeah, right. CobyxVivi
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Vivi, Coby - Complete
Questions reviews
A heart scarred by sorrow, chained by pain, searching for answers. LuffyxNami RobinxOC
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,819 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Straw Hats P., OC
Question Corner
A post designed to answer any questions you might have for me.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Published: 2/24/2013
Favorite Spot reviews
Luffy never could stand someone taking his favorite spot. Spoilers for chapter 699.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Tomorrow Never Comes reviews
Live for today, because tomorrow is uncertain.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Desmond M., Lucy S. - Complete
Fluffy reviews
What happens when Law and Chopper walk off together? Spoilers for chapter 668.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Chopper, T. Law - Complete
Sing reviews
10 song drabbles featuring Luffy and Nami.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Taste of Cherries reviews
What would Nojiko do to save a man that could possibly save her island? Not really romance.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Nojiko, Luffy - Complete