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Author has written 7 stories for Vampire Diaries, and Supernatural.
Nosiness killed the cat, curiosity took the blame.
Excerpts from The Book of Rules You Should Follow To Avoid Being The Receiving End Of A Smite:
Do not, in any way, decorate your Christmas tree or house with plastic angels. It pisses them off.
Always refer to them as your elder, no matter what age their vessel is. Because truth is, they're older than the fucking sun.
Don't fuck with nerdy dudes with wings...they will gender swap you and probably make you fall in love with a sibling or other close relative
It has been decided:
Misha Collins IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE.
Dean Winchester is the GOD OF SEX.
Sam Winchester is a MOOSE.
Bobby Singer is the coolest dad/hunter/grandpa/uncle EVER.
Gabriel the Archangel has a never ending supply of candy.
Crowley the "King of Hell" has a crush on Bobby.
Meg is a slut.
Uriel is a tightass.
And bacon cheeseburgers are the nectar of the gods.
I'm a slash fan, big time. J2, Destiel, not so much Wincest, but I'll go for it.
I can almost read an entire FanFic in Spanish, thank you Senora Ward!
I can't stand Mary Sues. They are unforgivable.
I am a child of the late 90s-Earlier 00s. I know more cartoons than most of you (the good ones).
I remember watching the first Spongebob episode, get over it.
That is all, enjoy my stories, even though I am a lame updater. xx
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